rise & shine!

If Infinite had to wake up their significant other
  • Sunggyu: Babe, wake up, it's 7am already... *nudges, gets no reaction* Babeee *still no reaction* ... *pounces*
  • Dongwoo: Hey babe~ Rise and shine~ *smiles at their sleeping face*
  • Woohyun: Morning babe!!! *Sees them sleeping.* *Bends down and kisses them awake*
  • Hoya: Hey, uh, wake up, it's morning... *No reaction* ... *Decides to come back in another 10 mins because they've been really tired for the past week*
  • Sungyeol: *Tiptoes in the room, draws a moustache and takes a photo. Then tickles them awake.* MORNING BABE!!!
  • Myungsoo: *Whispers next to them* Good morning! Wakey, wakey! *Gets distracted and starts playing with their hair*
  • Sungjong: Babe, rise and shine! *nudges them* ... *no reaction* ... *Sets up 50 alarms*
What the Signs eat for Breakfast
  • Aries: The Blood of their enemy's
  • Taurus: English muffins
  • Gemini: doughnuts
  • Cancer: red rum + chocolate chip pancakes
  • Leo: tears of ex-lovers
  • Virgo: scrambled eggs
  • Libra: coffee
  • Scorpio: the purest of souls
  • Sagittarius: bananas and peaches
  • Capricorn: spaghetti tacos
  • Aquarius: alien slime
  • Pisces: Fangirl energy
my favorite things said by mickey milkovich

“fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you”
“what do we look like a couple of fags for sale to you?”
“well this aint macy’s bitch, and you aint window shopping”
“im fucking gay, a big ol’ mo"
“like stab that fat fucking mick who keeps tryna steal my jello!”
“LOOK, DONT WORRY, WE’LL GET A DICK IN YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN”
“rise and fucking shine, cinderella”
“GUESS WHAT WE’VE BEEN DOIN DADDY? WE’VE BEEN FUCKIN”
“line up a shot for the Abe Lincoln of mouth whores”
“I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SAYING”
“fuck off”
“you callin’ me gay?”
“christ, close the door, nobody wants to see that mandingo shit!”
“they’re not climbing Everest, they’re climbing dick”
“you come all the way down here to talk about my pubes?”
“those fingers go anywhere near that cock, i'mma break every knuckle in your hand! all fifteen of em’.”
“you wanna chit-chat more or you wanna get on me?”

i love shameless more than i love my family holy shit.