risa and connor

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How do I begin to explain Connor Lassiter?

…I…I don’t even know where this came from

problematic unwind children

connor: problematic angry son

risa: problematic clever daughter

lev: problematic impulsive son

hayden: problematic sarcastic son

bam: problematic leader daughter

miracolina: problematic stubborn daughter

cam: problematic hero complex son

cy-fi: problematic accidental kleptomaniac son

roland: problematic sharp fish son

starkey: problematic asshole son

grace: unproblematic adorable daughter

I made this thing of the Unwind characters’ handwriting, thought it was a cool idea! 

Admiral Dunfee: Nice work. Good.
Connor: Thanks, dad.
[beat]
Connor: Why is everyone staring at me?
Risa: You just called the admiral “dad.”
Connor: What? No, I didn’t. I said, "thanks, man.”
Admiral Dunfee: Do you see me as a father figure, Lassiter?
Connor: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother” figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Hayden: Hey, show your father some respect!
Connor: I didn’t call him dad!