I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

Me: *reads fanfics of my otp happily*

Also me: *remembers responsibilities, chores, assignments, work, and life*

*continues to read fanfics of my otp stressfully*

Teacher: *Looks to see their student writing diligently during their class*

Teacher: Look at that student. Always so on top of things during lectures. What a great student they are.

Me, writing gay fanfiction: He leaned down to whisper sweet nothings into his boyfriend’s ear as one his hands caressed his lover’s inner thigh before traveling up further…

Soulmate AU Ideas

Imagine a soulmate au where whenever your soulmate listens to music, you can hear it too and the only way you can find them is when the music they’re listening to gets louder the closer you are to them.

Imagine a soulmate au where you can taste the things that they are eating or drinking and the only way you can find them is to find the places that serve that same kind of food or drink they’re eating/drinking.

Imagine a soulmate au where the heart in your chest is your soulmate’s and you can feel whatever they’re currently feeling and the only way you can find them is when it stops beating. Kind of like taking the “When I first met you, I swear I could feel my heart stop beating” literally.

Imagine a soulmate au where your level of talent at a hobby determines on how close you are to your soulmate.

Imagine a soulmate au where your dreams are a mixture of your soulmate’s past and present memories and the only way you know that you’ve met them is when you see yourself.

Imagine a soulmate au where everyone is given a book at birth with no pages in it and the only way the pages begin to magically appear is when they are finally born. Each chapter is linked to your soulmate’s age and the pages within that chapter represent a day of their life with a small collection of things that they have said throughout the day. The only way you will know that you’ve met your soulmate is when the pages stop appearing and the last thing that was said on the last page is actually the first word or sentence that they said to you.

Imagine a soulmate au where you’re given a necklace that changes to the colors of what they’re currently feeling and the temperature is linked to how close you are to them. For example, nothing being very far away, cold being closer, and warm being they’re right in front of you. But, whenever they take the necklace off of them, the connection is lost and you won’t know what they’re feeling or if you’ve even met each other.


Just a collection of ideas I thought of while I was in the shower :)

The reason why I don't have friends
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Guys Dan and Phil are so gay<p/><b>Me:</b> Do you think Josh and Tyler are gay<p/><b>Me:</b> eren and Levi are SOOOO gay<p/><b>Me:</b> *Says a bunch of other gay ships*<p/><b>Friends:</b> STOP MAKING ALL THE CHARACTERS AND PEOPLE GAY, THEY ARE NOT<p/><b>Me:</b> *silence* well tell them to stop acting gay<p/></p>

Connie: Eren and Levi sittin` in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Eren: Come on you guys, quit it!

Jean: Yeah man, that was messed up.

Eren: Wow Jean, I-

Jean: It goes, Eren and Levi sittin` in a tree,  F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

Eren: Shut up!

Reiner: No no, it`s, Levi has Eren down on his knees, S-U-C-K-I-N-G!

Eren: GUYS!