Ereri/Riren ft. Sin

Levi, a youth group leader for troubled teens, reads the Bible to punk and atheist!Eren who gives a whorish moan every time Levi reads the words God/Lord/Father or when ever he refers to him. Eren does it to get a rise out of Levi who actually snaps and says that he sounds like a whiny bitch. They bicker and Eren suddenly stops and sincerely mentions how cute Levi is, and leaving him his number with a message, “We can study anything, anything next time Idc I enjoy studying with you ;^3”

Petra slips by and before Eren leaves he offers her an innocent smile and a warm hug. “What a lovely kid,” she sighs fondly, “he volunteered to babysit the kids on Wednesday and Friday nights!”. Levi just stares at the exist Eren left through and grows pale to the news that Eren will be working at the same times as him.

I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

Me: *reads fanfics of my otp happily*

Also me: *remembers responsibilities, chores, assignments, work, and life*

*continues to read fanfics of my otp stressfully*

Teacher: *Looks to see their student writing diligently during their class*

Teacher: Look at that student. Always so on top of things during lectures. What a great student they are.

Me, writing gay fanfiction: He leaned down to whisper sweet nothings into his boyfriend’s ear as one his hands caressed his lover’s inner thigh before traveling up further…

The reason why I don't have friends
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Guys Dan and Phil are so gay<p/><b>Me:</b> Do you think Josh and Tyler are gay<p/><b>Me:</b> eren and Levi are SOOOO gay<p/><b>Me:</b> *Says a bunch of other gay ships*<p/><b>Friends:</b> STOP MAKING ALL THE CHARACTERS AND PEOPLE GAY, THEY ARE NOT<p/><b>Me:</b> *silence* well tell them to stop acting gay<p/></p>

Connie: Eren and Levi sittin` in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Eren: Come on you guys, quit it!

Jean: Yeah man, that was messed up.

Eren: Wow Jean, I-

Jean: It goes, Eren and Levi sittin` in a tree,  F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

Eren: Shut up!

Reiner: No no, it`s, Levi has Eren down on his knees, S-U-C-K-I-N-G!

Eren: GUYS!