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anonymous asked:

Hey if you want to could you please post some spoilers for the dark prophecy under a read more? If you don't want to that's totally cool I'm just kind of dying to know more haha

Heads up! This is basically like the barebones of the plot right here so don’t read it if you don’t want to know!

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Campaign Idea

Rip off the Toa Inika arc for a campaign: The local heroes left on a dangerous quest with no sign of returning, so a group of ordinary folk goes out to rescue them and ends up becoming heroes themselves.

The Hidden Oracle blurb

APOLLO ON THE HUMAN BODY

“I will never understand how you mortals tolerate it.  You live your entire life trapped in a sack of meat, unable to enjoy simple pleasures like changing into a hummingbird or dissolving into pure light.”

APOLLO ON TIME

“After being alive for so many millennia, I have trouble keeping track of time.  I hear a song on Spotify and think, ‘Oh, that’s new!’  Then I realise it is Mozart’s Piano Concerto no. 20 in D Minor from three hundred years ago.  Or I wonder why Herodotus the historian isn’t in my contacts list.  Then I remember Herodotus didn’t have a smartphone, because he had been dead since the Iron Age.”

APOLLO ON ANCIENT GREECE VS. MODERN TIMES

“Ah, everything was better in Ancient Greece!  Well, except for a few small improvements modern humans have made - the Internet, chocolate croissants, life expectancy.”

APOLLO ON DEMIGODS

“Gods always like to keep a few strong veterans handy to throw into battle, send on dangerous quests, or pick the lint off our togas.”

APOLLO’S DAILY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH

“You are gorgeous and people love you!”