rip to all 15

Hangovers. (Chocobros)

I think this turned out a little different from the request, but I hope it’s close enough. Enjoy!

Noctis.
His head is absolutely throbbing. Usually, Ignis or someone else in service to the Crown would be knocking away at his door with zero restraint. He’d much rather just stay in bed (though that’s still the case when he’s sober) but he knows all that pounding is going to drive him up the wall. Pushing himself to answer the door, if only to make it quieter, he starts making progress. But he’s just so out of it he ends up falling onto the floor. Because the knocking won’t stop, (and he really wants it to) he basically crawls to the door. Wincing as he gets closer to the door. Once opened, his voice is raspy and he’s tugging the leg of whoever’s there. “Please.”
It’s kind of a weird way to kick off the morning.

Prompto.
A heart of gold, but a body that can’t handle too much heavy drinking. He’s out of bed before his alarm goes off, rushing straight to the bathroom. Slipping and tripping as he does. He makes it in time and well, there’s a lot of…uh, throwing up involved. When he’s “emptied” out, he tries to brush his teeth. Tries, being the keyword. He’s so dizzy and disoriented, he couldn’t even find the toothpaste. Giving up, he decides to go back to bed instead. Trying not to fall he had to stop every few steps just to keep himself steady. It’s a slow and grueling process, but taking it one step at a time, he makes it to his bed. As he’s laying down, all cuddled up in his blanket, his eyes shoot open and he’s internally screaming. He forgot the water.

Ignis.
Hangovers don’t really hit him very hard. Not only is he particular about not drinking past a certain threshold, he also keeps water and aspirin by his bedside, just in case. He goes about his morning relatively the same as always. Though he is a lot more thirsty. Noctis and Prompto find it terrifying when they’ve spent a night drinking together and the following morning they’re both complete messes but Ignis looks refreshed as ever.

Gladiolus.
He’s pretty much lost for the day if he’s hung over. Like Ignis, he likes to be careful about how much he drinks, but there are times where he can’t hold himself back. If anyone goes to wake him up, he’s extremely difficult and cranky. It’s in everyone’s best interest to just leave him with some water and quietly leave. If it gets noisy, like at all, be prepared to dodge some pillows. He’ll definitely try to get out of bed but end up collapsing back onto it. That’s the point at which he’ll probably want someone (anyone) to help out. Iris usually has his back and lends him a hand. Granted he isn’t too zonked out to text her.

44 Things Every Short Girl Can Relate To

1.  You’re always “so cute,” which is incredibly frustrating when you were going for  “sexy.”

2.  People think it’s funny when you’re mad.

3. When you gain five pounds, it’s noticeable.

4. When you gain ten pounds, it’s really noticeable.

5. When you gain fifteen pounds, you want to fling yourself out a window except  you’re certain you’d bounce right back as soon as you hit the ground.

6. Frankly, you can’t reach anything.

7. It actually feels weird when your pants are the proper length, because you’re  used to them being too long.

8. Dress codes are unforgiving. You actually look like you’re drowning in fabric  if your skirt or dress reaches your knees.

9. “Wait, no. You have to wear heels or I can’t stand next to you all night.”

10.  You know that a “legal midget” is someone under 4’11”, because every person  insists on reminding you that you almost qualify.

11. You don’t always have to squat in the front of photos.

12. And if you’re not in the front of photos, you might as well not be  in them at all.

13. Your yoga pants are all ripped at the bottom.

14. Boys like short girls more.

15. …because you’re “easy to throw around.” Hmm.

16. Middle schoolers are taller than you are.

17. When you’re sitting, your feet don’t always reach the floor, and you don’t care how childlike you look swinging your legs.

18. You can’t dust the snow off the top of your car, because you can’t reach it. 

19. You don’t think it’s weird to have friends who are over a foot taller than you are.

20. “Bitch, please.” -You when girls 5’5” or taller complain about being short. 

21. You see as much of the performance at a jam-packed concert as you would if  you were listening to the radio.

22. Cooking dinner becomes an acrobatic experience, because you regularly have to hoist yourself up onto your kitchen counters to reach things.

23. Before reading this sentence, you didn’t know that normal-sized people can  see the hoods of their cars while they’re driving.

24. To hold hands with a tall guy, you have to bend your arm at the elbow and  aim up.

25. People like to tell you you’re short, as if you’re unaware.

26. There’s at least one item of clothing from your childhood that still fits  you.

27. Everyone wants to “put you in their pockets.”

28.  Your head is an armrest — as if everyone’s arms are just so tired all  the time that they need constant resting.

29. Short guys flock to you.

30. Your “big growth spurt” shot you up to 4’10” from 4’4”.

31.  Snooki and Kristin Chenoweth are your favorites.

32. Maxi dresses. Lol.

33. Amusement parks become a constant “Are you tall enough for this ride?” joke. 

34. If you know an 11-year-old, his favorite party trick is making you stand up  to show people that he’s taller than you are.

35. You were always first when you had to line up in size order.

36. Peepholes are pointless.

37. Wearing jeans when it’s raining is your own personal torture treatment.

38. No one can fit in the driver’s seat of your car, and the amount of time it  takes for them to electronically adjust it makes it feel like the vehicle itself  is mocking you

39. Putting something at the top of your closet means you’re not going to see it  again for a very long time.

40. If you wear really short bottoms, you still don’t look slutty.

41. You can describe yourself as “tiny” and it’s not obnoxious.

42. There are people who are still taller than you when you’re standing on an  elevated surface.

43. You mentally prepare yourself before getting up onto a barstool.

44. You resent people who are shorter than you are, because being little is  your thing.


–I stole this from some person on TSM who calls themself hot piece.

Star Wars Episode VIII

YO I CAN SEE STAR WARS 14 TIMES AT THE CINEMA IN DECEMBER IF I WANT TO! SOMEONE STOP ME, IM TOO OBSESSED WITH KYLO REN OH NO…

BACK HOME FINALLY. Dad’s appointment went well and he’s supposed to go see a new neurologist soon too since he can’t see his other one since they refuse to see him before he pays off all his debt (which is very difficult for us to do). So hopefully that goes well. I am fucking drained, though. I hated getting up as early as I did and then being out and around people, and Savannah traffic was THE WORST, more so than usual before actually reaching the city itself. Fucking train. And then because of all the little short bursts of stopping and driving, I got very car sick and wasn’t sure I’d be able to even make it into the doctor’s office, but managed to hold myself together.

I really need a nap though I think, bc in combination of all that and being around people, I’m just totally drained and not up for socializing. So if you don’t see me much today, I’m recharging. Hope y’all are doin’ well, though!!

4/20/2017

Just a few words about today.

In my view point of the horrible thing that happened today back in 1999 is that there were 15 victims. 15 crosses at the top of the hill. I would like to pay respects to all 15 that died that day. Eric and Dylan didn’t have to do it, but they did. Their names are known for the wrong reasons and honestly I just wish I knew their names for different reasons. I used to think Eric and Dylan were monsters. But when I got into columbine, it changed my perspective completely. Some people can’t understand what happened that day because they want to ignore the fact that they were even humans. That’s bullshit the fact that people judge us for understanding and having remorse for ALL of the people who died that day. Rip to all 15 victims, you will all be in my hearts for the rest of this day.

And one more thing, whoever here is going to try to do a copycat or a “celebration”, I would suggest you to cancel that and look for someone who is willing to help you because I’ve seen some blogs on here that have planned shootings similar to columbine but stopped before actually causing something horrific to happen. Usually when people of the columbine community it makes the rest of us look like the one person who tried to be edgy and shoot up a school during the anniversary. It makes us look like assholes in general when people try to do a copycat. I would honestly try to help you but I am personally not that good with words so PLEASE, just look for someone to help you. Please.

Got some Chocolope this week, and it’s so good! Also my mom found some really super concentrated kief, it’s literally in chips. I have have GSC kief chips baby! So I put those 2 together, took this rip, and died 15 seconds later. I’m all cute and happy, but at the end you see the beginning of the end for me. It was so good.

 It’s tech week for a kids show I’m doing. The director held off on detail she wanted for costumes until 2 days before opening. It’s annoying, but she’s actually picked up a lot of the slack that I didn’t know we had. She is a great director though, she’s supportive, nice, and all around a wonderful person to be around. 

Reasons To Hate The Inhumans:
Caps because I’m on mobile & there’s no boldface….

1. They are X-Men rip-offs.

2. They have a monarchical society with an insanely strict caste system. (But that gets cast to the wind when Medusa & Quicksilver fall in love.)

3. They’re a race of inbreeds. (It’s a monarchy & rulers of monarchies always married their kin to keep the royal line going.)

4. Their powers are caused by an Inhuman gene. Sounds a bit familiar, right? A bit like the X-gene…

5. Their powers are activated by The Terrigen Mist, which is the stupidest thing ever. (Terrigen Mist is just how puberty and/or trauma can activate a mutant’s X-gene.)

6. They are using The Terrigen Mist to kill off the mutants & X-Men.

7. Despite going by a different name they ARE mutants. They can refuse to acknowledge this but it’s true.

8. They are basically committing genocide by killing off the mutants & X-Men.

9. They could just get along with the mutants since they are LITERALLY THE SAME.

10. They are X-Men rip-offs.

11. Recycling the Romeo & Juliet love story for Quicksilver & Medusa.

12. The Terrigen Mist and The Terrigen Crystals.

13. They recycled the Romeo & Juliet love story YET AGAIN for Crystal and Johnny Storm.

14. Black Bolt is a rip-off of Banshee, Siryn & Black Canary. But unlike all his predecessors Black Bolt can’t speak.

15. THEY ALL ARE X-MEN RIP-OFFS.

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Not being a smart ass im seriously asking how does KJ + Cole = coletti? How did you come up with that
Coleneti Cole Sprouse Keneti James Apa Also, we didn’t. Cami did. She made this tweet. We were using KJole Finally, don’t apologize, it was a valid question. As long as you don’t tell me I”m stupid or my views are stupid or my personal experiences are stupid, I’ll answer anything.

Coleneti

Cole Sprouse

Keneti James Apa

Also, we didn’t. Cami did. She made this tweet. We were using KJole

https://twitter.com/CamilaMendes/status/856973281391296512

Not as amazing as learning it’s all ripped off from a 15+ year old TV series, but the knowledge that their ship name is something Crotch Pizza created to sexually harass and embarrass the target of her star fucking efforts, who also happens to be in love with her supposed friend is quite hilarious, too…..Nothing original for you losers, huh?

If anything, the big takeaway I had from Ketsui was Koushiro’s theory about the others* being able to go ultimate:

*others in this case refers to the older chosen children: Sora, Koushiro, Mimi, and Jou. I’m holding reservations on Hikari and Takeru for obvious reasons.

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