ringo family

family guy and south park have exactly two good jokes between them and i’m going to write them down here so you don’t have to watch the show

family guy

ringo starr runs into the beatles rehearsing room. “lads, i’ve written a song!” he exclaims, holding up a piece of paper. paul mccartney takes the paper from him. “oh, isn’t that nice, ringo!” he replies. “look everyone, ringo’s written a song! isn’t that lovely? i’m going to put it on the fridge, right here. where everyone can see it”

south park

goofy movie trailer narrator: this summer, rob schneider is…a carrot!
rob schneider: ahh! i’m a carrot!

there now you never have to watch them because that’s all they had to offer of value


Teen/Adult kouji:”To those who are so curious to know what we look like when we’re growned up,here you go”

“Onii-chan,your voice sounds so deep hehehe”

“Tch,your still the same as ever”

“You too!”


“Hey!!What did you just called me?”


“…Geez,your still so immature…”

16 May 1969 - Ringo with wife Maureen, along with their kids, Zak & Jason on board the Queen Elizabeth II heading for New York to finish work on “The Magic Christian” docking 22 May 1969.

Photo Credit: Central Press/Getty

Q: “Are you going to move out of the country, back to…”

RINGO: “Yes, we’re moving back to town.”

Q: “Basically because you like town, or for the kids?”

RINGO: “Well, we’ve been in the country now for five years. We’ve been to Weybridge for four, and then we moved to Elstead. And it was just a drag coming into town everyday in the car, you know. It took and hour and a half, and then an hour and a half to get out again. So I just hated the idea of three hours a day of my life wasted; sitting in a car. And also, it’s better for Maureen if we come into town because… at least I go into the office and do, you know, see alot of people. Whereas I think she’s getting a bit fed-up with being stuck out in the country. So if we’re in town then she can leap about as much as I do, you know.”

Q: “Zak is, what, four?”

RINGO: “Yes, he’s four now.”

Q: “Jason’s two.”

RINGO: “So we need to get settled by early next year so he can start school, which is a drag ‘cuz I don’t want him to go. (laughs) You know, because I think the way 'I’m’ bringing them up is right. And you can get all that rubbish from teachers, you know, where they– it’s like the Army where they make everyone the same, and just shove all those useless facts into his head. And that’s the bit I don’t like.”

Q: “How are you bringing them up?”

RINGO: “Very nicely, thank you.” (laughs)

Q: “Yeah, but I mean what’s your system, or…?”

RINGO: “Well, I don’t know– I’m just bringing them up, you know. I mean, I don’t have a system. I just try and tell him what’s right, and try and keep him alive. I mean, that’s what I find with the first… well, still with Zak, but especially when they’re two to three, and that. Just keeping them alive is hard enough because of the things they get into, 'cuz they’re experiencing everything. Like, climbing up the walls, you know, trying not to sort of do anything. But you’ve got to be near enough so you can leap over there if he falls off, you know. Just things like that. All you can do is love them, you know, and answer their questions, which sometimes drive you nuts. All that, 'Why?’ 'Well…’ you answer. 'Why?’ (laughs) And there’s always a 'Why’ to whatever you say. And the great scene about electricity– I went on for hours, and all he said was 'Why,’ and you know, when you don’t know about it– 'cuz he was trying to put his fingers in the plug, and I was saying, 'Now, don’t do that, 'cuz that’s electricity and you’ll end up as a puff of blue smoke.’”

- Late Night Line-up  10 December 1969 BBC television

anonymous asked:

thank you for bring this story to us, I wanted to bring to your attention that the adfly you use alway gives me a virus, since i have to turn of adblock. I'm not sure if others have the same problem, but maybe you can do something about that. I was also wondering if you could fill me in on Unter Us about where Ringo's family is from the Yannick storyline, since I don't see them in Valentin. And who that blackmailing guy. Thanks again for the translation! x

You know that it show a virus ad when you turn off the ad blocker, so I don’t think you actually got a virus.

Ringo’s parents died a year ago, in a car crash I think. Later Kira went to Paris to study fashion design.

That blackmailing guy is a henchman of some mobster who wants to buy Huber Bau,  the company of Valentin’s father .


27 April 1981 - Thirty Four years ago today, Ringo marries his sweetheart, Barbara Bach at the Marylebone Register Office in London with Roger Shire & Hillary Gerard as their two witnesses. Among those also present were, Elsie & Harry Graves,Ringo’s daughter, Lee Starkey,  Marjorie & Howard Goldbach, her sister, Marjorie, her children, Francesca & Gianni, her brother, Peter & his wife, Jo, Paul, Linda and James McCartney and George & Olivia Harrison. A wedding reception followed at Rags club in Mayfair. (Information source for guests: The Ringo Starr Encyclopaedia)

Today marks their 34th anniversary and I’d like to wish them many more years of love and bliss! ♥

Photos- Wedding reception at the Rags Club, Mayfair, London (Credit: Terry O’Neill) I George Harrison enroute to Rags Club via hired car (Credit : Tom Wargacki) I Paul, Linda & James arrive at the Rags Club, Mayfair for the wedding reception (Credit: Tom Wargacki) I The newly blended family. Ringo & Barbara with daughters, Francesca & Lee (2) (Credit: Keystone Images) I Ringo & Barbara,  July 7, 2014. (Credit: Kevork Djansezia)