ring-leader

chentlemen-first  asked:

OMG (hi it's me again) HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF CIRCUS!AU, IDK I JUST THINK I'D WOULD BE RLLY COOL AND CREATIVE. yeah. love u (:

OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i actually have one in mind but its too sad and i don’t really like sad so let me just get that out of the way

so i was thinking

suho as the ring leader bcos you know he’s the leader.

xiumin and chen are the jugglers/clowns where they do classic acts like juggling while riding on a unicycle or just throwing pies at each others faces 

kai is the magician and he has three dogs as his assistants 

sehun and lay are the acrobats/dancers

d.o is the muscle man like the guy that lifts a ton of stuff bcos he’s so strong but he’s not muscley or anything. i mean can you imagine a small squishy little kyungsoo and he’s liFTING AN ELEPHANT????????????? yes.

chanyeol is the lion tamer bcos why not    

baekhyun is this nightingale hybrid that sings as the closing act


there’s already a storm of ideas brewing in my head aahhh i know it’s too soon to start a new au but you know lmaoo 

all time favorite louis tomlinson quotes
  • “salad in the wind”
  • “have you’ve quite finished yet”
  • “define girlfriends”
  • “does anyone else hear running water”
  • “sorry love but I don’t really care”
  • “happy days”
  • “NO NO NO
  • “will it be as deep as your voice”
  • “fucking shit bastard you did that shit I did that good”
  • “chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash”
why harry and louis arent allowed to sit next to each other

reason 1) Louis Tomlinson turns into a pile of awe and mush

reason 2) they literally get trapped in their own fucking world

reason 3) they TURN INTO FLIRTY LITTLE GIGGLY SHITS

Reason 4) they have fond explosion oh we’re planning our future together moments where they just cant help themselves

reason 5) when they did an interview together anD I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE BRILLANT IDEA IT WAS TO ALLOW THEM TO DO AN INTERVIEW ALONE IT WAS A LITERAL CATASTROPHE OF CUTE BOY FLIRTING

Probably conversations louisandharry have twice a week
  • Harry:louis those pants are way too tight I can literally see the indention a of your curves
  • Louis:that means so much coming from the boy whose penis can't even breathe in his pants
  • Harry:what tattoos should we get next
  • Louis:I don't know getting our names tattooed on to each other is a bit much at least we already have our first words tattooed god when did we become so sappy
  • Harry:louis your tanktops sleeves are way to open I could literally stick my head inside your shirt
  • Louis:well my dear Harold you sir have your boobs basically hanging out of your shirts so don't dare complain
  • Louis:fuck that ha hell yes
  • Harry:you aren't badass louis I can literally pick you up and carry you wherever I want please honey stop youre like a hyperactive puppy