ring tail possum

Shit APH Australia Does #16

Write Valentine’s Day cards for his animals

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“How about a romantic dinner with just the Cocka-two of us?”

“I’d be sure to Croco-dial your number”

“Is that a Joey in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?”

“Your fur is red,
You’ve eaten my shoe,
But you’re still my favourite dingo,
In my zoo.”

“They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it, I guess that’s why you’re a ring tailed possum ;)”

“You’ll always rank high on my scale, Mr Snake”