- thief: welcome to the thieves guild, rookie
- new thief: i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own
- thief: ahahahaha, yeah, sure
- thief: okay so lesson one
- thief: the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas
If it appeals to you at all, would you consider writing something for the fugitive phase? Like the highs and lows or something along those lines?