“All of the Naruto girls deserved better,” I say into the mic.
Nobody boos. Everyone applauds. Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuga, and Ino Yamanaka race to shake my hand. Tenten, Temari, and Karui come over to congratulate me personally. Karin Uzumaki, Kurenai Yuhi, and Anko Mitarashi sing my praises. Tsunade, Shizune, and Mei make a toast in my name. Kushina Uzumaki, Konan, and Rin Nohara are smiling from the afterlife. Every other Naruto character is cheering. I am right.