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Notable Female Lead Action Movie Heroines.

“I think in the world today we’ve had plenty enough of male-driven everything and it’s finally time to see how wonderful the world can be with beautiful, strong intelligent women kicking some major ass.” - Chris Pine on Wonder Woman (2017)

Honorable Mentions: Yuki Kashima in Lady Snowblood (1973), Coffy from Coffy (1973), Fox in Wanted (2008), Alice from The Resident Evil Series (2002), Selene in Underworld (2003), China O Brien from China O Brien (1990), Xiao Mei in House of Flying Daggers (2004), Cheng Tai-Nan from My Young Auntie (1981), Azumi in Azumi (2003), Chang Hsuan-yen from Come Drink with Me (1966) and Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad (2016).

Okay so @natcat5 and I ended up making up a fucking Hamtion/Pacific Rim AU and here’s what you need to know:

  • George Washington is the head of the Shatterdome.
  • The Jaeger The Federalist was piloted by A. Ham and Laurens until Laurens was injured in the line of duty and rendered incapable of field operations (he works communications now). They had to get a replacement pilot ASAP and ended up with fucking Aaron Burr.
  • They still argue/don’t get along/frenemy (even while IN THE NEURAL HANDSHAKE) all the time but they get shit done and well at that, so no one’s really separated them yet.
  • The other Jaegers on base are Democratic Republican (piloted by fucking Jefferson and Maddison) and Revolution Revelation (piloted by Angelica, Eliza AND PEGGY).
    (It has the nickname Schuyler Smackdown at the base).
  • Lafayette and HERCULES MULLIGAN are the Newt/Hermann of the team (Lafayette’s weapon/tech development so he can always make sure there’s enough guns and ships to go around).
  • That said, Herc is the one man hype squad for whenever anyone goes out or comes back.
  • One time there was an emergency call and Burr, Angelina AND PEGGY were out of commission for some reason, so Eliza was like “Well, lets see if we’re drift compatible enough to pilot your Jaeger,” to Ham and they try it out.
    (They get married two months later).
  • When it’s Ham/Eliza piloting, they change The Federalist’s name to The Burn.
  • Burr is JEALOUS AS HELL because yeah Hamilton is annoying and obnoxious and the worst, but PILOTING A JAEGER TOGETHER IS A SPECIAL BOND GODDAMNIT also like YOU CALL IT “THE BURN” WHEN YOU’RE WITH HER?? IT MAKES MORE SENSE IF WE’RE “THE BURN” IT’S A PUN ON MY NAME.
  • Cue Burr vagueblogging on the Shatterdome fourm.
  • Cue a 3 page long response from Hamilton upon seeing it.
  • Cue WASHINGTON HAVING TO STEP IN TO STOP A FUCKING INTERNET FLAMEWAR BETWEEN TWO PILOTS.
  • Honestly it was so much less dramatic when Hamilton/Laurens were the pilots. Washington thought Ham and Eliza’s relationship might’ve chilled him out but IF ANYTHING IT’S WORSE.
  • One time Hamilton tried to convince Eliza to have a threesome with Laurens because?? I mean she’s basically secondhand drifted with him at this point so why not.
  • Also one time after some SERIOUS SHIT TALKING Hamilton and Jefferson decide to resolve their differences in a mature, adult way…JUNKYARD JAEGER BATTLE, Eliza/Ham vs. Jefferson/Madison.
  • Burr tattles on them and they don’t even finish one round before Washington breaks it up.