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Riley laughing with her cousin Faith (Paisley and Dante’s daughter)…..

Riley:  “You should have seen Rhys, he was all Lily, Lily, Lily.”

Faith:  “Ha ha, her dad is gonna get him.”

Riley:  “Poor Rhys.”

Faith:  “Poor Hope!  She likes Gabe so much.”

Riley:  “Ewww……they’re practically related!”

Faith:  “Not by blood or anything……”

Hope to Remy:  “Do you like anybody?”

Remy:  “Uh….uh…..what?  Uh…..I gotta go…..”

Rhys to Gabe and Mackenzie (Mac is Lily’s older sister):  “Have you guys seen Lily?  She told Riley she’d meet me here.”

Mac (not wanting to get in trouble with her dad):  “I know nothing about this………..”

Gabe confused:  “Don’t you want to play basketball instead of hanging out with Lily all the time?  Girls are so boring.”

Mac:  “Hey!  I’m not boring!”

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Kouri rewatches Sense8, episode 2.06

  • I’m sad that Sun had to leave her dog again but hopefully they’ll get another amazing slo-mo reunion scene in season 3
  • Okay but like how much does Nomi make off hacking for them to be able to afford that sweet apartment in San Francisco
  • I’m not sure what I love more: all of Capheus’ customers leaning out the bus to cheer him on, or the fact that Capheus needed an entire bus full of people to confirm for him that yes, he should definitely kiss Zakia
  • Wolfgang’s shit-eating grin when Rajan wakes Kala up, I’m cryingggggggg
  • “I think I just picked up the equivalent of an sensate STD” poor Riley hahaha
  • The Pride scene is so epic
  • I hate Lila but her cluster-mate who shows up occasionally is hot and I want to know more about him
  • No offense Mr. Hoy but I’m pretty sure that Riley figured out you were from Scotland the second you opened your mouth
  • I love the montage of the Archipelago communicating. So cool.

T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, T-Rex wants to hunt… wait no I think he’s pretty okay with being fed, too.

Eeyy another art trade! This time with the mahvelous @princeofvore ! They asked for Power Rangers Tyler and Riley using their superhero status to crash a frat party, only to turn it into a hunting ground – with Tyler being an unapologetic hogosaurus having swallowed like, ten frat guys while poor Riley only got to nab a couple. I guess being team leader doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a good team player :v

Poor My Boobs
  • *aged up AU*
  • Riley: I miss my jammies. I can't believe I wore a bra for this.
  • Maya: Bras suck, they're so confining and unnatural.
  • Riley: They're like a boobie zoo!
  • Creep: Well, why don't you take it off then and let those puppies breathe?
  • Riley: Oh, please go sweat on someone else.
  • Lucas: Poor guy.
  • Riley: Poor guy? Poor my boobs.
  • Lucas: Well, it takes a lot of guts to approach a girl, and you just crushed him.
  • *creep is creeping on someone else*
  • Riley: Oh, yeah, yeah. He looks all broken up inside.
  • Maya: Whatever, you guys have no idea what it's like to be on the receiving end.
  • Lucas: "Oh, poor me. I'm a pretty girl and everybody everywhere wants to buy me drinks and have sex with me. Wah"
  • Farkle: "Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy, pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of.
  • Lucas: Dude -
  • Farkle: They're delicious!

⊱  [ N/A ] | [ @officialcbkw]   >>>  ‘ Surrounded by Idiots 

           …Was he… seriously having fingers pointed his way ? Did he TRULY have to give an alibi ? With the most deadpan glare Mr. Lawrence would first point to his hand, bandaged so kindly by Bella – moving slightly to the side to then gesture towards poor little Riley all snuggly wrapped in warm blankets on his bed.

          I’ve been here.”

         A simple statement growled in annoyance; the music director would walk over the the desk and grab something from it. Was… was that a… what— what was he doing ?

     Look. On the night the she-devil died I left the room for all-of maybe five minutes. I was getting the kid water— but I can say, I saw the Lillith chick run back to her room as fast as her skanky-legs could take her. Only thing I can remember out of the ordinary was that her hand already had those bandages you all were asking about. You can get on my case for not giving a shit, but otherwise, I got a cup from the Lolbit and went back to Riley. Ever since Afton was springlocked, i’ve been by his side unless it was to get him something or get an hour or two of sleep. You can ask Bella too if it’ll satiate your damn curiosity– she was with me for ninety percent of the time; even patched up my hand with this fancy Popsicle-stick splint, too.

      A moment of silent fondness– such generosity stewed within his mind, a few seconds taken before Lawrence would snap back to reality and grip whatever it was he’d grabbed behind his back.

     “Now.

     He’d stare down the interrogator with eyes so cold– grit his teeth and rear back to, to—

                                                                 — SQUEAKUU.

 Oh my god. He just threw a rubber ducky at their head. Goodbye, Mr. Waddles. You’ve fought the good fight.

     “Get the HELL out, you’re disturbing our child !
                                     – Uh, our ? I don’t remember any adoption papers from you OR Bella, Sammy.

anonymous asked:

riley, maya, lucas, farkle, smackle, zay + "We really should not have played Monopoly"

“We really should not have played Monopoly.” Zay shakes his head, a smirk fully evident on his face.

“Pshh.” Maya dismisses him with a wave of the hand and a sip of her coffee. “Nothing that bad even happened.”

Lucas turns to her shocked.

“Maya, you punched me in the eye!” Lucas says, rolling his eyes, then adds on. “Twice.”

She bites back a laugh. “In my defense you starting tickling me.”

“You punched me!” He tries to reason with her, to no avail obviously.

Maya rolls her eyes and sets back in her seat. “Oh, you poor baby.”

Riley chooses this moment to interrupt.

“Okay, stop the flirting, and let’s just promise to never play this stupid game again.”

“But I love this game.” Smackle adds, pouting.

“Smackle, you called us all many names that I do not wish to repeat.” Farkle focuses his attention on the girl, amusement clear by his expression.

“I was setting the mood.”

“The mood of what?” Zay laughs. “Hell?”

“You guys are no fun.” Smackle huffs and crosses her arms.

Maya joins in, laughing.

“You could say we deserve to go to…. jail.”

“Oh god.”

“Stop.”

“Shut up.”

83 thoughts we all had when watching GM Permanent record

(my apologies for the delay)

1.         HERE IT COMES

2.         the promo was shit but after jexica, i’ve learned to have faith

3.         maya’s dress SO CUTE

4.         WHOA HOLD up

5.         did i just hear what i thought i heard

6.         sabrina speaks spanish like a song bird

7.         Ok, ya see, i dont speak spanish so i technically dont know that, but there’s no questioning it ok

8.         what a dynamic actress (if u see in adventures in babysitting, her spanish is AWFUL even i recognize it)

9.         rilaya moments are gr8 as always

10.      how do the two of them have so many classes together though?

11.      YES MY LEETLE CINNAMON ROLL GOT AN A I’m so proud

12.      poor riles though

13.      my main bop is on! aka the theme song

14.      CINco “D” MAYA

15.      what a pun

16.      this is why Zay is always incredible

17.      and riley’s reSPONSE FUCKING adorable


18.      k so how do riley and maya not know abt this

19.      Markle moments are intense

20.      when riley admits she ate paste, ok my life is complete


21.      and they mourn over football cute

22.      WHY is the squad so cute

23.      DID farkle just call himself the brightest star in the sky?!!!!!?!?!? ok same 


24.      maya is so cute

25.      and the squad loves her. specifically lucas and zay

26.      MAAYYAYAYYAYYAYYYY stop being FUCKING perfect

27.      she just wants love

28.      the cory and Maya moments this season have been prime

29.      THAT WAS THE FIRST LINE FROM AUGGIE THAT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD


30.      when riley listens to farkle religiously

31.      maya being so innovative and listening to the people around her what a genius

32.      ok so like my parents, even if they worked at my school, would never go in to talk to my teachers if i failed a test

33.      they would basically just yell at me wow my life is rough 


34.      yes i just did that

35.      señora is the realest one here I’m so proud of her she gets it

36.      corn chip dave and that girl ARE DATING SEND LOVE i ship it

37.      i luv it when my ship calls me a loser - rucas shippers


38.      Zay is just like “IM HAVING MY TIME BITCH lucas byeeeee”

39.      fuck

40.      farkle is in honors chem

41.      I’m not taking that til next year ( JUNIOR YEAR )

42.      fuck

43.      QUADRILATERAL. over here we say square. DAMN cue the square dance


44.      OK but arch-lovesis!!!!!!!!!!

45.      Get her mommy that was so cute omfg


46.      more of señora kicking ass with topanga who is also kicking ass

47.      there so chill abt this D ok

48.      but so sweet i guess it’s cool

49.      MAYA is so sweet to her riley HOW is she rilaya


50.      damn señora is harsh af but also like slaying

51.      also holy shit the cinematography and editing skills in this episode WOOWOWOWOOW

52.      FARKLE TIME

53.      HOLY FUCK

54.      did u see farkle hit his head

55.      REPLAY

56.      HE DID om fuck


57.      ok ok I’m recovering

58.      an alone riarkle scene holy SHIT

59.      DID SHE JUST

60.      they gonna be talking abt the real triangle here

61.      what a disappointment

62.      they’re only talking abt school

63.      OR ARE THEY

64.      underlying meaning???

65.      ok ill shut up now

66.      he cares so much abt her and i love them

67.      how do u not ship them after this

68.      FOR THAT ONE SPLIT SECOND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING IN FOR THE KISS


69.      WHY DO they DO This to ME

70.      that cardi though

71.      nice farkle

72.      all this spanish I’m out of my comfort zone

73.      no comprende

74.      gracias for subtitles

75.      AWWW Zay and lucas made JV

76.      This classroom scene is so sentimental and meaningful

77.      the clique 6 is cute

78.      when a cute smarkle moment throws u off

79.      lucas is such a cutie, poor kid

80.      RILEY LOOKING AT FARKLE LIKE HE HUNG THE STARS


81.      maya just wants the love but auggie is like nah bitch

82.      that cute lil smile she does how can u not melt!!!!!!!!

83.      ok so WHO TF isn’t ready for some of dat triangle action now?!

Zay's "woah"

So nobody’s gonna talk about it? Uh? Oh no? Okay I WILL.
I felt so sorry for poor riley in this episode but are we all gonna ignore the promo made it seens like Lucas was the one attacking her?? Are we all gonna ignore the real reason he gave up on her is because she didn’t have faith in HIM the person she knows so well and can talk to so well uh? But she believed in random people BUT NOT HIM that’s the problem. Sports are important to him and she hurted him. Yes he was hard on her but she just shouldn’t COULDN’T have said such an evil thing.
You know how i know that hurts him more than anything even if I hadn’t seen Lucas development since season one??? Zay. Zay, who was just pissed off over all the drama, stays alert for a break down for a mad mad texas lucas. The best friend who knew him all his life had to step up bc the so called “love” of his life (ew) didn’t have faith in him

And before i hear any bullshit about maya doing the same thing in Texas it’s not the same thing. Okay? Don’t even get started, maya was worried but not because she didn’t have faith in him, she was scared. Also riding tombstone wasn’t about Lucas sports dream, was a messed up way to make his family “proud” of him again and “clean his name” (uhg i get so amgry over this stuff lucas suffered so many injustices in this show)