riiiiiing

Things I had forgotten about the LotR audio drama, episodes 2 and 3:

  • Whenever there’s a Ring Moment™ they play the sound of someone running their finger on the edge of a wine glass. That is the sound of invisibility/evil mind-control Ring magic, I guess.
  • How silly the Nazgul screams sound (”HOOOOOO-AAA”)
  • The Nazgul “HYAAAH” breath noise
  • The Lord of the Nazgul’s very un-eldritch voice
  • The random chanting of the inscription on the Ring whenever Frodo has a near-Nazgul experience, with the Lord of the Nazgul saying it in English while the other Nazgul chant it in the background in the Black Speech, sounding bored out of their minds.
    • “PUT. ON. THE RING.” “the ring” “the ring!”
    • “the riiiiiing. the riiing.”
    • “I’M FALLING, I’M FALLING, HEEELP MEEE” (dude, you’re a Nazgul, get some dignity)
  • The Hobbits apparently sang the same song all the way through the Old Forest, because the transition where it skipped that entire section is “singing and hoofbeats -> fade out -> fade back in -> singing and hoofbeats -> ‘Oh, there’s Bree!’”
  • The way Aragorn’s voice actor starts out copying a Bree-ish accent and then slips out of it when he notices Pippin being stupid on the other side of the room and never goes back.
  • When Frodo sings in the Prancing Pony tavern Ian Holm didn’t even bother to sing, he just, like, chanted it rhythmically.
  • ~Dramatic music~ starts up in the background when they’re reading the “All that is gold does not glitter” verse
  • How completely incomprehensible action scenes are
  • Aragorn swings a flaming branch and it uses the same sound effect as the Eagles’ wings for some reason
  • Glorfindel sounds so distressed all the time
  • The prophecy from Faramir and Boromir’s dream is inexplicably sung by a countertenor who rolls all his Rs really hard
  • Frodo apparently rings a bell to get everyone’s attention before announcing he will take the Ring to Mordor
Too Late Pt.2

Y/T/U/N= Your Twitter Username (If you don’t have one then just think of a name :) )

Too Late Pt.1

~~~~~>~<~~~~~

“Jungkook oppa, I better go now. I forgot to do something” you forced a smile.

“Aww! Ok just get home safely!” You nodded and left.

~~~~~>~<~~~~~

You opened and slammed the door behind you. You were exhausted. You couldn’t take the pain so you ran upstairs and into your room.

You just stayed there on your bed, crying your life out. ‘Why does fate have to be so cruel?

Riiiiiing! Riiiiiiiing!

“H-hello?” You picked it up even though it was an unknown number because it might be an emergency.

“Hello is this the- wait are you crying miss?” You heard a deep voice.

“…no…”

“You definitely are. But uhmm is this the principal of Seoul University?”

“No, but I can give you the number of the principal” you tried so hard to hold back your sobs.

“Here, XXXXXXXXXXX”

“Thanks!”

Call ended

The unknown voice saved your number as “Miss cry baby”.

You opened your app twitter and felt the need to express your feelings in it.

“Why can’t I have someone I love? 😭😩”, “Love is painful 💔”, “I love someone but he loves another girl 😕☹️😭 sad” you tweeted

After a few minutes a notification popped up. You suddenly tensed up.

“@jungkxxk replied to your tweet” ‘shit, shit, shit!!’ You tapped the notification.

“@jungkxxk: you love someone? Why don’t I know this?” ’…… What am I going to reply to this’

“@Y/T/U/N: I don’t have any. That was just a quote :P”

“@jungkxxk: but what about the third tweet? It says ‘I love someone but he loves another girl’ so you do love someone”

'Fucking hell’

“@Y/T/U/N: nahh that was just because some people can relate so I tweeted it. And go away stalker :P”

“@jungkxxk: I don’t believe you”

“Y/T/U/N: then don’t” you were frustrated. You didn’t mean for him to see that; In fact you forgot that he was following you on twitter. 

When Jungkook and Maggie started dating he wasn’t talking to you anymore. It had been a week when they started dating, a week of ignoring you. You were really pissed off.

At your homeroom

“Class, we heave a new student. Please introduce yourself” you weren’t really looking forward to who it is because you were doodling until that is-

“Hello~ My name is Kim Taehyung~ and I’m glad I’m finally here at Seoul University” ’wait- that voice sounds familiar..’ You thought.

You looked up to see a handsome and cute looking guy. ’Why is his voice so deep? And familiar?

“Oh, Taehyung please take a seat beside Y/N” 

He nodded and walked towards my seat.

“Hello~” ’it’s really familiar. Hmm..

“Hi!” You showed him a smile.

“Your voice sounds familiar… Wait.. Are you the one who were crying on the phone?” He said it a 'little’ loud. Your eyes wide open in shock.

“Y/N, Taehyung can you two please keep it down” the professor said. Everyone, as in everyone looked even Jungkook.

“Sorry sir..” Your cheeks growing red because of embarrasment.

“So you are the girl on the phone”

“I wasn’t crying that time!” You whispered. Jungkook’s eyes was still on you two.

“Liar”

“I am not!”

“Yes you are. I can hear your sobs”

“Urghh! Fine! I was!” There was this smirk on his face.

“But… Why were you crying?” He sounded a bit.. Concerned?

“It’s none of your business”

“It is because I’m your friend”

“You are just my acquaintance. We barely know each other. Plus I just wanted to cry that time”

“Alright..” He gave you a box smile which you found cute. You returned the smile.

His heart was beating so fast and butterflies flew in his stomach. Could it be that he fell in love with you when you two just met?

~~~~~>~<~~~~~~

hmmm…

I don’t seem to be getting enough of the good stuff on my dash rn, so here we go.

Reblog if you post any of the following:
. Captain America
. Attack on Titan
. Hannibal
. Harry potter
. Chris Evans, my precious child
. Free!
. Haikyuu!
. Lord of the riiiiiings
. Game of thrones

Kthxbbys I’ll give you a follow if your blog is top notch

The Morning After (Olicity + Criminal Minds)

So, for those of you who watch criminal minds, my absolute FAVORITE thing about that show ever is Morgan and Garcia. And I’m sure that everyone knows the famous morning after scene. So I got to thinking… and the smutty wheels got to turning… and I got to writing. As a result, this little nugget came to be. I give you… Morgan + Garcia, with an Olicity twist!

Enjoy!

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