Stan:- Steve, I’m- I’m not melting. Geez. Can you please– ugh, never mind.
Despite how hot the environment is, I guess we’ve grown…accustomed to the temperature we live in. And I don’t know about Steve, but I’ve felt hotter. Then again, I was in a tux, not a paper thin sweater.
Steve:- Yeah, well, it would’ve been nice if Mother Nature actually stopped roasting us for once. Maybe if we moved somewhere nicer–
Stan:- Then there’d be more people coming in and we’d be sitting ducks during open season. Thank Notch I’m the one making the maps, too.
Steve:- Hey! I can make good maps! A few wrong words and numbers don’t make a map bad! Right?
Description: where y/n calls Justin papi while teasing him and he just takes her home and fucks her senseless while loving her calling him papi.
It was a long night at the club. Long because all I could think about was what would happen once Justin and I were alone. As Scooter was making another joke, I walked up and Justin pulled me down onto his lip. I swirled my hips a little around his crotch, letting him know what was waiting for him underneath. He licked his lips looking me up and down, pulling me into him closer.
“Like what you feel Papi?” I whispered. He couldn’t answer, licking his lips more. I could feel his dick hardening underneath me. Damn, this boy was sexy.
“Let’s go” He said roughly, half picking me up as he went. Scooter looked at him confused.
“Bro, leaving in the middle of my story?” Justin was trying desperately to come up with a lie.
“Papi hear isn’t feeling well Scooter, so I’m going to take him home.” I said effortlessly. Justin just looked at me in awe.
Without bothering to reply Justin pulled me through the club ignoring the flashes of fans’ cameras trying to snap a picture of him leaving. With Justin’s driving we were home within minutes. He didn’t even make it halfway through the door before ripping my dress to shreds and tossing it to the floor, panting.
“So you like Papi, huh?” I looked up at him seductively.
“Say it again Y/N.” He begged, hastily stripping down to nothing, exposing his impressive boner.
“Fuck me good Papi.” He was practically salivating when he opened my legs and slammed into me. He wasted zero time and began pounding at my plea. “That’s it Papi, right there baby.” I moaned. I grabbed at his ass needing something to hold on to. He moaned at the pleasure of being squeezed there and worked harder.
“Y/N!” He moaned over and over. “Fuck baby, that’s it. Get wet for your Papi.” He cooed, quickening his pace. Our moans molded into one.
“Harder Papi, harder.” He went deeper and deeper, hitting spots I didn’t even know about.”
“Fuck Y/N, are you close babygirl, I’m going to co-O” He held on, wanting to come together.
“Almost there Jay baby, don’t stop. Fuck!” I screamed, we rode each other until we came, letting ourselves go around the other. He left soft bites along my neck, pulling out of me slow, reluctantly.
“Fuck baby, I fucked you senseless.” He said with pride.
“All it takes is calling you Papi, huh?” I said smirking.
“Shut up Y/N.” He said, hitting me with a pillow. “Shower?”
but since his subscribers kept talking about you, he decides to ask you to prom or whatever and then you do a video where you do each other’s hair and makeup
viewers: nOOooOoOoOoo you’re not supposed to see each other before the event ! !1!!
you and jeonghan: pretty sure that’s for weddings…but ok
you have a pretty good time at prom and he uploads little clips of your night
as he was uploading the clips, he accidentally posts a personal vlog of his where he was drunk and basically ranted to the camera about his secret feelings for you
he goes to sleep and doesn’t notice it until he wakes up
then proceeds to lowkey freak out because the video trended over night and he tries to delete it, but it doesn’t help
internet permanence, kids
he seems overall chill about the ordeal, but he’s actually really embarrassed because that wasn’t supposed to happen and idk he wanted to confess when the time was right so he just gets mopey and goes offline for a few weeks
during this time, you don’t really talk to him anymore and he’s worried that he ruined your friendship
bUT JUST KIDDING GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
to take the spotlight a little away from him, you post a video of yourself
also ranting to the camera
jeonghan oF COURSE
and you’re like “when you gonna ask me out for real??”
and everyone’s excited because yay, you like each other and now you’ve confessed and you get together but lol you’re now known as the drinking youtube couple
“pls stop sending us wine bottles…and local AA meetings…we’re not alcoholics, seriously”
I figured since we are in the middle of summer, who wouldn’t wanna make snail mail kpop friends~ riiiiiiiiiiight? so if you’d like to exchange letters with someone who has the same bias as you then sign up~ your information will only be shared with myself and your pen pal that you’ll be paired up with. All you have to do is email ( firstname.lastname@example.org ) or message me filled out form. Dead line: Tuesday August 5th, 2014 Please reblog and spread the word
Form: Name: Address: Bias? Willing to mail internationally? If under 18, are your parents ok with this?
right after she started singing in the video with her brother (???? i think that’s who that was) and zayn started riffing off camera like honestly #me how many times have you heard zayn start singing and just wanted to rip his vocal cords out because he sounded TOO DAMN good like bitch shut the fuck UP
i bet when he was in the studio with the other four boys fights would just break out because they were fed up ???
leeyum: BITCH SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH
lewis: *leaves the room to get a 9 mm*
niall: *trying to smother him with a pillow while stress laughing*
yung harold: *screaming in the background which inspired clouds.mp3*
I love how the Doctor is all “I can feel the turn of the Earth and the planet hurtling around the sun” but also despite robotic angel things and one or two obviously non-human looking aliens striding about with no big fuss and not to mention no feeling at all of being on the water, it takes him looking out the window to realize “Riiiiiiiiiiight a space-Titanic not the actual Titanic.”