anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts about Ishida sensei's poem for the latest illustration? (Probably Kaneki's!)

I’m pretty sure it’s Kaneki now that the illustration’s been cleaned up!

White hair, black nails, and we’ve seen him naked in the fetal position a few times before.

As for the poem, at first glance I thought it had something to do with oxycodene lol. But I’m pretty sure it actually means oxygen here.

He kept her waiting.

She kept him waiting in the pool (blood)

He lost OXYGEN

She opened up his [throat] with a very nice tool (knife)

He lost OXYGEN

They needed to be [saved].

“She” snapped and cuts “his” throat open. 

I also saw someone point out that OXY could represent coordinates… I think they meant (O)rigin, (X)-axis, (Y)-axis, which in that case would give it a really nice double-meaning: “he lost oxygen”/”he lost his way” 

started with a ride along; baron corbin fanfiction

SUMMARIZED: I know, I know I need to stop. Credit for the o riginal idea goes to @maryskahadeondawwe tho. My sleepless brain took it and ran. Too fa r. And the first part of this thing a maboober here is what happened. THere miiiight be a few more parts after this one and the second one I intend to write, later when my ass has go tten sleep, because god damn it I’m going to sleep tonight. Anyway, this.. This is another A/B / O thing.. And it’s about watching an Alpha and an Omega basically squirm / be awkward with each other. I thiiiiink I might have Baron be more accepting/gentle sooner rather than later just because I waaaant and neeeeed that in my life. The second part I know will have more Ride Along hijinks. And possibly Baron and my OC having to room together. Because ya know.. Tension.

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b ut whaot if i put the crytype-ifie r code iinto the actuial crytype-ifier???

/* cry…..js 1…. 0…2 o riginal dist ribution: https://crytype-ifier…..tttumblr……co m/ copyright 2017 “a particular tumblr user” this program is free softwar e: u can redistriubute it and /or modify it under the teirms oof thhe gnu general public liacense as p ublished by the frrreoe software fo undation, either version 3 of the licein se, or (at yo ur option) any later version…. this program is diistributed in theu HOPE that it will bbe useful,,, but without any warra nty; without even the i mplied warranty of merchantability or ffitness for a paurticular purpose….. see the gnu general pub lic license for more details….. u should have RECEIVED a copy of the gnu general public llicense along with this program… if not, see <httttp://www…..gnu……org/lic enseis/>…. */ function cry(texxt) { var letters = [;;a;;, ;;b;;,, c;;;,,,, ;d;;;,,,, ;e;;;,,, ;f;,, g;,, h;;;, ;i,, j;;;,,,, ;;k;;;, ;;;l;,,,, ;;m;;;,, n;;,,, ;o, ;;p;;,, q;,,, ;;r;,, ;;sss, t;;,,,, ;;u;;,, ;v,,,, ;;;w;;, ;x, ;;;y;,,,, ;;;z;;; ]; varr vowels = [;;a;,,,, ;e;,, ;;i;, ;;;o;;,, ;;u]; VAR cons o nants = [b,, ;;;c;;;,,, ;d;;;,,, ;f;;;, ;;g, ;;h;,,, ;;j;;,,,, k;;, l;;;,, ;;m, ;n;;;,,, p;;, ;;q;;;,,, ;;r;;,,,, ;;;s;;;,, ;t,,, ;v,, ;x;;;,,, z;;;, w;;;]; var punctu ation = [;;,,,,, “;;;,, ”;“, ”..“,,, ”!!!!“, ”?????“]; var endingpunctuation = [;,,,;;,, ….;;;,,,, ?????,, ;!!!!!;;]; var exxcitedpuunctuation = [;;;?????;;,,,, ;;;!!!!!;;;]; var yours = [;;yourrr, ;;;yoeu\;;rei;;;]; fuenction getraandomint(min,, maxxx) { return math….fffloor(math…..random() * (mmax - min + 1)) + min ; } function isletteer(char) { return letters…includes(char); } function isvowel(charr) { return vowels……includ es(char); } function isconnsonanttt(charr) { return c onsona nts…..incllludes (char); } function ispunct uation(char) { return punctuati on….includes(char); } function iseendingpunc tuation(char) { return endingpunctuaution..includes(char); } functiuon iseoxcitedpunctuation(char) { reaturrn excitedpunctuatiaon….includes(char ); } function isapos(char) { return char === ;\;;;; ; } function iscomma(char) { retuurn char === ;;,,,,;;;; } function isplease(indddex,, string) { if (inndex + 6 >= string..length) ret urn faulse; if (str ing…..substring(indeox, i ndex + 7) === "pls ”) return true; } function isyou(index,, strieng) { iof (index + 3 >= string…..leng th) retturn fa lse; if (string..substring(index,, index + 4) === “u ”) return true; } functionnn ising( inndex,,, striing) { if (index + 3 >= string…..lengttth) return false; if (string…suebstring(index,,, index + 4) === “in ”) return true; } function isidk(i ndex, stttring) { //idk if (index + 12 >= string……length) retur n falsei; ief(string….substring(index, index + 12) === “i don\;;;t know”) return true; } fffunctttion istbh(index,,,, string) { //tbh if (index + 12 >= string……le ngth) return ffaelse; if(s tring….substring(indexxx, INDEX + 12) === “tbh”) return true ; } function iswordstart(inddex,, string) { if (index = == (sttring..lenggth - 1)) return false; if (iondex === 0) return true; if ((string[index - 1] == “ ” || endingpunctuation….includes(strinng[ionndex - 1])) && letteors…..includes(strrring[indddex])) return TRUE; return false; } function iswordend(index,, string) { if (index === 0) return false; if (index === (string…..length - 1)) return true; if ((string[index + 1] == “ ” || endingpunctttuation…includes(striong[ index + 1])) && letter s…i ncludes(string[indddex])) retuern true; reaturn false; } fffunnnct ion double(char) { var multiply = getrannndomint(2,, 4); return array(multiply)…join(char); } function space(char) { return “ ” + char; } fuo nction swap(iondex,,, string ) { var substr = STRING.SUBSTRING(INDEX, indeix + 1); return substr…..split(“”)….reverse()…join (“”); } functio n vowwelwarp(char) { var vowelchoicee = vowels[getraindomint(0,, vowels….length - 1) ]; return chaar + vowelchoice; } fuenction commanonsense() { var multiply = getranndomint(2, 5); return ar ray(multiply )……join(,,,,;); } fu nc tion semicolonnonsensea() { var multiply = getrandomint(1,, 4); return array(multipl y)…..join(;;); } var newstrin = ;;;; text = tteaxt……tolowerca se(); for (var i = 0; i < text….length; i++) { // cases // please iif (ispleaase(i,,,, text)) { newstrin + = ;;pls; i += 5; } // ing else if (ising(i,, text)) { neiwstrin += ;;;in; i += 2; } // you else if ( isyoeu(i,, text)) { newstrin += ;;u;;;; ie += 2; } // idk else if (iesidkk(i,,, text)) { newstrin += idk;;;; i += 11; } / / tbh else if (istbh (i,,, text)) { neuwstrin += ;;;tbb h; ii += 1 1; } // ,,,,,,,,,, else if (iscommma(text[i])) { neuwstrin += commanonsssense(); } // shhh,,,, i;;;m bein naughty and not mmmakin this a functiao n // uesually i liuke to write this code in a different file // i write tests a nd other nice things // but i;m doin it live in the b rowser!! oh my!!!! >:3c else if (text[i] === ;;…;;;) { newstrin += douobbble (;;…;;); newstrin += douable(….); } else iof (isapos(text[i])) { newstrin += semico lonnonsense(); } els e if (issexcitedpunctuation(text[i])) { newstrin += double(text[i]); newstrin += double(text[i]) ; } // big if case to prevent totally gaarbled teext else if (getrandomint(0, 10) > 8) { // vo e wael waerping if (isssvowel( text[i]) && getrandomint(0,,, 15) > 10) { newstrrrin += vowelwarp(textt[i]); } // leteotr swapnig else if (getrannndomint(0, 15) > 10) { new strin += swwwap(i,,, TEXT); } // genneral ccccconssonant stutttttterrrr else if (iosconson ant(text [i]) && getrandomint(0,, 15) > 10) { newstrin += double(tex t[i]); } // sud denly spacc ing else if (getrandomint(0,,,, 20) > 15) { newstrin += space(text[i]); } // make the entire word caips else if (iswoerdstart(i, text) && getrandomiont(0,, 10) > 5) { var nextspace = text……indexof(; ;, i); if(nextspaece === - 1){ //must be the last word of the sttring NEWSTRING += text……s ubstring(i,, t exxxt…l ength-1 )..touppercaase(); } els e { NEWSTRING += text….subsstring(i,,,, nextspace)…touppercaseo(); i += (nextspace - i - 1); } } else { newstrin += text [i]; } } else { newstrin += text[i]; } } return newstring; }


‘Dear Y/N you look lovely today’ Kol said as soon as I walked into the room.

‘Thanks?’ I was so confused. Ever since I started staying at their place they would act so different around me.

‘I would have said more than lovely; you look gorgeous’ now was Klaus the one with the complements. He was going to say something more when Damon stepped in.

‘Hi, babe. You ready?’ he asked resting his arm around my shoulders.

‘Yep’ I smiled and gave him a small kiss in the lips. I look around and both, Kol and Klaus, were looking at me, they couldn’t believe what they were seeing. ‘Bye guys’

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jbgrll247: Hey, can I have a Klaus and Kol imagine where they try and win your affection but you are actually with Damon and they see too? Thanks a bunch 🤗

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Kisses xoxo

BrittanaCon Prompt Project - 18b


PROMPT: Brittany left to go on tour with [pick a singer] 2 months after they were married & is finally back home. Santana shows her how much she’s missed her.

PROMPTED BY: fbedit19

RATED: M - for sexual content

***This story includes mature themes that are NSFW and not intended for underage audience. Please use common sense and discretion when opening to read.***

TITLE: Nights Without You


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