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Klance “Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas” AU

Guys I know, but hear me out! I just watched the movie again and I just thought of them and it’s awesome, trust me. So I haven’t figured out everything yet but a few things are already sorted out.

- Keith going “Yeah, you see in the hands of an expert a good knife has 1,001 good uses” proceeded by him wanting to impress Lance and instead accidentally destroying their hideout

- Lance: Knife, please
Keith: Oh, right, like I’d give you a weapon
*Keith’s crew reaching for their knives and offering them to Lance*

- Just Keith being kinda anti-social but being the best damn captain out there. Also his comebacks are more deadpanned and serious compared to the original (still hilarious though).

- Lance being a prince and an ambassador! Also loving the sea and wanting a life there since he can think!!!

- Keith has a major crush since he saw Lance the first time but would never tell anyone, so they have a rough start on their journey to save Shiro from death

- Shiro: Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Keith *in handcuffs*: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that today?

- Lance saving everyone from the sirens and the crew being really thankful for that

- Lance: Look, clearly I can’t appeal to your honor. But I have other ways of convincing you.
Keith: Really? Uh… Just how do you expect to do that?
Lance: By speaking your language.
*holds up large diamond*

- Just Lance being really smart, nonchalant and always good with words, while Keith kinda struggles due to being more intuitive and also distrusting at first

- Also Hunk as Keith’s first mate. Already knowing what’s going on between the two and lovingly teasing Keith. Not to mention the sass!

- And shirtless Hunk (!) when it gets cold and Keith going “Put a shirt on before you poke someone’s eye out! “

- Just following scenario:
Lance: So, how do we get down?
Keith: I don’t know.
*Lance stares at him*
Keith: I don’t know yet. I’m workin’ on it.
Lance: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don’t know how to get down?

- Keith: That’s a very long voyage. And it’s very, very dangerous.
Lance: Don’t worry. I’ll protect you. *smirks*

Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme
  • “I ate a man alive tonight.”
  • “Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”
  • “Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”
  • “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”
  • “Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” 
  • “Totally righteous, bro!”
  • “The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”
  • “Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”
  • “Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”
  • “You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”
  • “Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”
  • “I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”
  • “I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”
  • “Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”
  • “Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”
  • “And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”
  • “What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”
  • “I smell…emotional issues.”
  • “YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”
  • “You’ve become your father.”
  • “The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”
  • “Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”
  • “Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”
  • “Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”
  • “Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”
  • “Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”
  • “IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”
  • “Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
  • “Haha, pain is hilarious!”
  • “Deer teeth, for you, kid!”
  • “GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”
  • “Help! The nachos tricked me!”
  • “I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”
  • “Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”
  • “They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”
  • “I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“
  • “Today I learned morality is relative.”
  • “There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
  • “HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “
  • “My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”
  • “It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”
  • “I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
  • “Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
  • “Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”
  • “Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
  • “You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
  • “Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”
  • “I’m legalizing everything!”
  • “Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
  • “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
  • “This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”
I N F E C T (Errortale AU Fanfic)

I’m going to point that this is completely experimental, so don’t expect it to be perfect! Either way, enjoy! Errortale belongs to @loverofpiggies.


“Error?”

Sans called out to his friend from the emptiness of the anti-void. His voice echoed across the blank expanse, bouncing off of nothing.

Error never told him where he was going. Sans assumed that it was because Error didn’t trust him. He was just another prisoner, after all. Even though he had never seen anyone else here besides himself.

The only confirmation he had of others being trapped here were the occasional screams.

He didn’t like to think about that.

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