Griffin: You made it through the straightaway and exit out over a large black chasm, it’s just like the tunnel you were in just stopped and all of a sudden there’s nothing but track ahead of you, um, from the rear cart a lever springs up from the floor. And Taako, for a split second ahead of you, you realize the track branches off to the left and to the right and you can change the direction of all four carts by choosing the direction to go. Which way do you pull it?
Justin: … So there’s just two ways I can pull it?
Griffin: Left or right, yeah.
[Clint clears his throat]
Justin: … Just the two different ways.
Travis: Oh, I just so badly wanna-!
Clint: [clearing his throat and mumbling] …’member the prophecy….
Justin: …So I can either pull it left or right?
Griffin: Yeah. [starts laughing]
Travis: Oh god, this is killing us!
Griffin: If you all could see Travis’ face!
Justin: …If I was just gonna turn it left or right…
Clint: [mumbling desperately]…remember the prophecy!
Justin: Uhhh, I, can I-
Griffin: Travis is on the floor.
Travis: [sounding distant] Oh god I’m gonna lose it! Go right!
Justin: So wait, I can just: left or right?
Griffin: Yeah, those are the two options.
Travis: Go right! Gotta go right! Please, there’s the prophecy! Remember the prophecy! Go RIGHT!
Clint: [still mumbling] …the prophecy! Remember the prophecy!
Justin: Trav, please, my daughter’s sleeping, please try to keep it down.
Travis & Clint: The prophecy!!
Justin: No, I understand. So just left or right?
Justin: [raspberry noise]
Travis: Oh please! [sobbing]
Justin: Do I see anything to the left?
Griffin: Uh, no, it’s kinda dark in here-
Justin: Can I see anything to the right?
Griffin: Again, it’s kinda hard to tell, you can just kinda see the branch.
Justin: Alright. I wish I had anything to go on.
Clint: I’ve got some control spells, I could control him.
It’s important to note that this is the first non-canon side comic I’ve started- this isn’t actually part of the canon story. It’s more of a fun ‘what if’ scenario to explore. Even though he probably actually never would, what if Fresh decided to possess Fatal_Error? What would happen next?
I have several ideas for comics like these, but I can’t start some until certain parts of the canon story have happened, or else they won’t make any sense, or might spoil something in the main comic before we get to it. The same can be said for the canon side comics too - it’s all about timing. So comics like these might pop up from time to time, and update as we go along.
This is fucking gold. This man is a neo nazi who said Hitler was right. Nazis don’t want debates, they want normalization and a platform. Don’t fucking give nazis a platform, violent opposition is the only thing they adhere to.
Until someone shows me how to get around this Itunes encryption nonsense, ya’ll are gonna have to deal with these poopy quality gifs. How could they do this to me? And on the 7th night of Hanukkah no less…
“I want to keep everything small. I even freak out when we go on TV sets and they push everything a little bit further out. I want it - I don’t want it to be all about me, you know, I don’t even want to stand too far forward from them, I want everyone to be on the same length.”
i am totally on board with tary going ‘who on earth is this ethereal creature that just bamfed here, heralded by thunder and lightning, and resurrected one of our party members just like that??’ and coming to the conclusion that obviously pike is a daughter of a fucking goddess