“Good Evening. Oh, Who’s a lucky girl? Jimmy scores a nice little thing for his neck. All I get is a pencil. Perhaps it’s because its Led. Hey. Alright you lucky guys and girls. Ladies and gentlemen, a very serious part of the night has now arrived , where I nip off to the dressing room to get a blowjob. We’d now like to feature ah, how coarse, how coarse these English people can be, as England sinks into the British channel, here we are in North America. Right Vancouver, we give you an experience you’ll never forget, more stunning than Lysergic Acid Diethylamide titrate, a man over there has just had diarhea. Ladies and gentlemen, the man with only two cavities, John Bonham. Moby Dick.
Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver, BC, 1975, before “Moby Dick”