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Who Is He? | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Jealous!Zach
POV: Reader’s/First Person

A/N: Hey guys! I really missed writing about Jealous!Zach so I had to bring him back even for just a short one-shot. A couple of people also requested for a Jealous!Zach imagine and I thought now was the perfect time since it’s been a week since I’ve started this blog! Happy week-sary to me haha! Anyway, enjoy this cute little write-up starring Jealous!Zach and a special participation from Clay Jensen. LOL.

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“I could get used to this.”

“So could I.”

I reply as Zach and I laid together on the leather sofa in his living room. He laid on the sofa with his legs spread out and his back leaning comfortably on the armrest. I was on top of him, my head resting on his firm chest with my arms wrapped around his waist. I placed my ear where his heart was, I could hear it beating every second or so and the sound of his beating heart calmed my head and pulled the corners of my lips upwards. His arms were wrapped around me, almost like a warm blanket and his chin rested on the crown of my head. We just sat there in silence, although it was very comfortable and calming.

It’s only been a couple of months since we had officially started dating but for some reason it’s almost like we’ve known each other for more than that. We’re very comfortable with each other, and we already know each other quite well if I do say so myself. But of course, like any other relationship, ours wasn’t exactly a walk in the park either.

It was times like this when I didn’t mind him always being busy with school, or basketball for that matter. He has to do well so that he can get a scholarship in his chosen university. He was busy, he was always either at the school courts practicing or in different states battling it out with other high schools, and I understood, seeing as he is the captain of the Liberty High basketball team, and he is their most valuable player. It’s his dream along with becoming a marine biologist, and who am I to get in the way of his dream. I’ll always be there for him, to support him, to help him, to encourage him whenever he feels down but I missed times like this, if I’m being honest, and these were the days where I could be selfish around him. What meant the most is that I still get to spend times like this with no one else, but him. He was mine, only mine, and I was his, only his.

“I really missed you.” I look up to face him.

“What? Babe you see me in school almost everyday.” he replies with a chuckle.

“Yes I do see you but I don’t get to actually spend much time with you since you’re always so busy.” I answer with a pout.

“I’m sorry Y/N. You know I have to do well to get a scholarship.” he says as he strokes my hair gently.

“Of course I understand Zach. We’ll just have to spend times like this wisely because we rarely get to be together like this. So what exactly do you want to do today? Do you have anything in mind?” I ask him. Just as Zach was about to reply, my phone which was resting on top of the coffee table, lit up. A person’s name came up on the screen and I got up immediately to answer it.

“Helmet?”

“I’m good, I missed you! How ‘bout you? How are you doing?”

“Uhm, nothing much I’m just with Zach right now.”

“Sure! Sure! He’ll understand. I’ll be there in 30 minutes.”

“Alright, yup, i’ll see you soon Helmet!”

I smile as I take the phone to my chest and run to Zach’s bathroom. As I freshened up, I can feel heavy footsteps coming closer to the bathroom door. A few seconds later, as I turn around, I see Zach’s tall figure leaning against the doorframe.

“Who was that?” he asks with his arms crossed infront of his chest.

“My helmet.” I reply without looking at him as I hurriedly tried to brush my teeth.

“What did he or she need?” he asks.

He wanted to see me.” I answer as I got out of the bathroom.

“Why did he want to see you?” he asks once again.

“Because we miss each other?” I reply with a smile and my eyebrows raised.

“Where are you meeting each other?” Zach continues to ask.

“The coffee shop down the road.” I say as I put my jacket on and take my purse with me.

“I’ll go now baby, I’ll be back soon I promise.” I continue as I quickly give him a kiss on his cheek.

I run out of Zach’s house and walk my way to the coffee shop. As soon as I saw the wooden sign of the cafe, I went in immediately with a huge smile on my face. And there he was! He sat at the seats near the glass window in front of the coffee shop with a navy blue hoodie on; a pair of headphones hanging on his neck.

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Okay so hockey is like, rife with superstitions and ritual.  

Each player has their own pre-game rituals, which are honestly on par with religious sacraments. You do not fuck with a man’s pre-game ritual.  Also, the inability to practice one’s pre-game ritual is deeply emotionally destabilizing.  Like, we’re talking serious repercussions here.  If a player is unable to complete their sacred ritual, there will be hell to pay.

Just as famous as Crosby’s famous pre-game plate of spaghetti, or Jack Zimmerman’s pre-game PB&J, is Snowy’s pre-game application of eyeliner.  It is not only essential to his game play; it is essential to the current alignment of our space-time continuum.  

Which brings us to Snowy, currently in the throes of an emotional breakdown, in seat 15C on the Falc’s bus, clutching desperately to his last remaining tube of La Nuit, Nior de Nior eyeliner as though it were the cooling body of his only son.

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thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

Newt has a big crush on Graves pass it on

Newton Artemis Fido Scamander most certainly did not have a crush on one Percival Graves, the Director of Magical Security - until he did, that is.

Newt hadn’t had a crush on anyone for years, in fact, until a good three months after the Grindelwald incident. A good three months after they found Graves. Newt had been brought in to consult on a trafficking ring that broke out during the chaos of cleaning up Grindelwald’s mess and MACUSA had instantly asked for his return. He had come back, knowing he’d probably end up meeting the man behind the face that Grindelwald had stolen -

Only to find out he was on sick leave, re-cooperating from the trauma of being held prisoner. What trauma specifically, be it psychological or physically, no one could say. Nor could they say how long he’d be gone.

So imagine Newt’s surprise when he’s knee deep in a raid - spells flying, creatures howling from their cages and panicking, lashing out through the bars and suddenly, he appears. He spots Graves entering the chamber from across the chaos and for a heart stopping second, Newt can’t move. His face is so familiar, and every moment he blinks, he can see Grindelwald’s exasperated expression as he sentenced him to death. But every time he opens his eyes, he see Percival Graves. And while the face is the same, nothing else is.

Grindelwald had moved like a peacock, strutting his power and the richness of Graves’ body like a man flaunting a pricey car. Graves moved like a panther; smooth, steadfast, assured of his capabilities but also cautious enough to know that didn’t ensure a painless fight. His eyes were deep and focused. He scanned the chaos at hand with a sheer, calm calculation that set Newt at ease. 

And when he announced his entrance finally to the group at large, it was not flashy or wasteful. He bound and gagged three criminals before the rest even realized he was attacking them at all. 

He attacked not just for himself, but for his flock. He cast spells that assisted those aurors that were struggling the most first - the outnumbered or exhausted or wounded. And once assured of their safety, then moved onto the rest. He wasn’t flashy. He didn’t try to eliminate everyone on his own, although Newt had a small inkling that he could. Instead, he worked with his aurors. He attacked just as much as he defended, moving slow and precisely. It wasn’t a race, after all. The safety of his team was most important.

And so while it was a sluggish fight, it was predominantly a success, with minimal injuries occurring after the fact.

“Well done,” he said, his voice rough like whiskey and warming Newt’s chest just the same. Newt watched as he clapped a strong hand onto Abernathy’s shoulder and squeezed, encouraging, before turning to the room at large. “Everyone, begin transporting these men to headquarters. We’ve a long night of paperwork ahead of us.”

“Yes!”

“Of course, sir!”

“Right away!”

And then Graves turned to look at him.

Mr. Scamander, yes? I was informed you were assisting with this case. Are you alright?” Graves asked, approaching him all the while, and Newt couldn’t help but feel pinned beneath the wolfish focus of those eyes. He swallowed, about the speak, when Graves’ gaze slid suddenly over Newt’s shoulder. 

He received no more notice than that. Suddenly, Graves was in front of him, shoving him aside. Newt stumbled into a nearby table, off balance, then whirled to take in what had set Graves off. 

A nundu stood where Newt had once stood, blood on it’s claws. Were it not for the cruel muzzle the criminals had placed upon the creature’s snout, Graves would probably have been struck dead by the creature’s poisons. Newt, too. 

Graves had managed to back away somewhat, but Newt could see where the nundu had struck him - sleeve torn and muddled red at the forearm. Graves had both his hands out, both making him seem large while also giving the nundu sight of both his hands and what they were doing. 

Newt rose to his feet quickly, mouth open to direct Graves, when the man then turned his open palms to him and shook his head - shushing him with his eyes. It was then he realized the man must have already warned back his aurors, too, because they were frozen in a semi-ring around him, wands drawn but frozen as they watched.

The nundu was growling, it’s huge throat swollen in angry and its thorny mane bristling. Newt felt his heart constrict, torn between directing Graves regardless of the man’s request for silence and telling him not to harm the nundu.

But neither predator attacked, nor seemed to attend to - both just staring each other down. It was then, Newt realized, that Graves was gently easing a wandless spell through the air between them. It sunk into the creature gradually, easing it into a calm stupor incrementally instead of all at once lest the spell panic the beast. Newt watched, wide-eyed, as the director calmly eased the creature to the ground - falling into a kneel in time with the moment that the creature laid down, keeping eye contact until it was finally fully slack, eyes closed, restful and at peace. 

“Sir, that was amazing,” one of the aurors whispered, awed. 

“Yes it was,” Newt whispered.

Graves leaned forward, hands searching out the crevices of the muzzle, frowning as though displeased as Newt approached. The man looked up at him once before leaning back on his haunches and turning his attention back to the beast.

“My apologies, Mr. Scamander. I am well aware of your expertise, but I did not think warning you would give you enough time to react - I hope I did not hurt you.”

“N-no, I’m quite alright. You… Thank you for not harming him. Another man might have killed him without another thought if they were staring down a nundu.”

“It’s not the creature’s fault he’s here. A spell must have shattered the door to his cage. Spooked him. We got too close and he was acting on instinct. He didn’t advance any further after the initial swipe - he didn’t want to hurt anyone,” Graves said, eyes on the creature as he spoke. “Can hardly fault him for trying to protect himself. Far from home, surrounded by hostile people and then exposed to the fight that just happened. And then he was muzzled. I don’t strike a man if I have a knife and he doesn’t. Goes the same for creatures. Just doesn’t seem right.”

Newt blinked, stock-still in the face of the last words he had expected to hear.

“I wish we could loosen this,” Graves said, fingers trailing over the places where the muzzle bit cruelly into the creature’s jaws, “But until he’s somewhere more managable, I don’t think that’s an option - for all of our sake’s, his included. I apologize though, Mr. Scamander. I know you’re likely not comfortable with that.”

Newt jerked, shook himself of his daze and said, “N-No, not at all. You’re right, it’s best for all of us, the nundu included, until I can get him somewhere safe.”

And when Graves rose to his feet, they were suddenly so close. Newt felt his breath hitch. He watched as Graves ran a hand over his wound, sewing the ragged mess shut, before looking ever so slightly up to look at Newt.

“Are you sure you’re alright, Mr. Scamander?” Graves asked. “You look a little shell shocked.”

Newt nodded quickly, too quickly to be smooth.

“Good. We should start noting and moving these creatures somewhere safe, then. I’d be happy to lend you a hand, if you need the assistance,” Graves said, clapping Newt on the back as he had done the aurors. “The faster we get them somewhere more like home, the better - right?”

And when Graves smiled at him, Newt felt his breath catch in his lungs. Oh no, he thought. He’s perfect.

You Heard Me. Take. It. Off. (Lafayette x Reader)

Warning: SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT 

I figured I would do this one before the others because I tend to write better with Lafayette, and my past few imagines have not been as good as they should be. (And my Jefferson smut is my most popular imagine, you sickos ;) full on smut this time. This is the first time I’ve ever written a sex scene. Please don’t hurt me.

My dearest (Y/N),

     My deepest apologies for being called into action at such an unfortunate time the last day we saw each other. I was in such a rush I did not even have the chance to kiss you goodbye. I would like to make this up to you, my love. Please meet me at my office today at 4pm, sharp. Dress accordingly. I eagerly await your arrival.

                                                                           Fondly Yours,

                                                                                         Lafayette

Frowning at the letter that had been slipped under your door early this morning, you wondered what he meant by “dress accordingly”. You had slipped on a scarlet dress and quickly hurried down to his office. You knew he didn’t want you to be late. Lafayette hated waiting. 

“Miss (Y/N)?” the receptionist called out.

You stood up at the calling of your name.

“Yes?”

“Sir Lafayette is ready for you.”

You thanked the receptionist, and hurried down the hall towards his office. You saw the large double doors in sight. Approaching them, you took a deep breath in. Were you ready for this? Is this what you wanted?

You exhaled. Yes, yes it was.

You knocked three times on the large, white doors. You were ready.

“Come in!” a familiar french voice sang.  

You pushed the door open, revealing the elegant room inside. Lafayette’s office was a large room, big enough to be a venue, complete with marble floors, an expensive-looking main desk, large windows that stretched up to the ceiling, and a long meeting table sitting in the middle of it all. Not that you expected anything less.

“(Y/N!), my sweet,” Lafayette started as he approached you, grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles. “How have you been?”

“Wonderful,” you responded, eyeing his getup. A navy coat over a white shirt and white pants with brown boots. His wild hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail. Sure, he looked the same as any other revolutionary, but something about Lafayette was undeniably sexy. Whether it was his confidence, his voice, his accent, or his body, you didn’t know. But you began to experience the feeling of lust you felt when you first laid eyes on him.

“And how are you?”

“Ah, business has actually been pretty stressful lately, it has been taking a toll on me.” He smiled before continuing on.

“But I feel much better now that I found myself a little kitten to play with.” he flirted, gently caressing your cheek with his hand. He ran his thumb along your lip, and you kissed it in response. He smirked.

“I want to play…” you confessed, looking innocently up at him and blushing.

Oui, bon chaton,” he breathed, dipping down to softly kiss you. His lips were soft and warm.

He then stood up.

“Pardon me for a moment,” he said as he walked over the the double doors, pulling them shut. He reached into his coat pocket and brandished a small key, sticking it into the door and twisting it. You heard the lock slide into place. No going back now.

He strutted back over to you, then began to back you up onto his desk.

“Now you’re mine,” he whispered, sending a shiver down your spine and slightly turning you on.

To your surprise, he didn’t kiss you or touch you. Instead, he took a few steps back.

“Remove your dress.” he commanded.

You gave him a strange look.

“Marquis, we’re in a public office. Wouldn’t you rather go someplace a little more priv-”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.” he reinforced.

You hesitantly obliged, reaching behind your back to undo the zipper, and removing your arms from the sleeves as you slid the dress off. 

You now stood before him in a matching set of white lace underwear.

“Ah, you want to impress me, no?” he smiled as he ran his hand along the lace of your underwear.

“I know what you want, kitten.” he purred. “You need only ask for it.”

You responded by wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him passionately. He seized the opportunity to reach his hands behind your back and skillfully unclasp your bra, and sliding it off you. He bent down, hooked his arms around your legs, then gently lifted you onto the desk, before cramming his tongue into your mouth. You swirled your tongue with his, fighting for dominance. He suddenly parted his lips from yours, and stuck two of his fingers in your mouth. You sucked on them passionately, never breaking eye contact with him. He grinned as he them removed them from your mouth, and pressed them to the cloth middle of your panties. He them rubbed them along the cloth, up and down, successfully stimulating you. You grabbed your panties, and began sliding them down your legs, with Lafayette’s help.

His fingers then returned, slowly sliding them up and down over the skin before rubbing circles over your clit. You arched you back in pleasure and moaned. He continued this, picking up the pace as you gasped and moaned, waves of pleasure washing over you. You felt yourself become wetter as he then slowed down his pace, leaving you wanting more. He then removed his fingers, admiring how sticky they were, before shoving them into your mouth again. You sucked on them once more, bobbing your head up and down. Once he believed they were clean enough, he lead the two of his fingers play with your clit a bit more, before he slipped them inside you. You gasped at the sensation, then moaned as he began pumping his fingers in and out of you.

You began to lower your back onto the desk as he continued.

In and out, in and out.

You melted into his hands.

In  and out, in and out.

He then suddenly removed his fingers from you, causing you to whimper at the sudden loss of stimulation. You then stopped when you realized he was unbuttoning his pants, undoing his zipper, and taking out his-

There was a sharp knock at the door.

You both looked over at it, both mortified and confused.

“Who is it?” Lafayette finally called out.

“General Washington.” the voice called back. “Please, this is an important matter, can I speak with you right away?”

“Yes, Sir! One moment please,” Lafayette yelled back, currently kicking your discarded clothes under the desk.

You looked at him, panicked and unaware of what to do.

“The desk,” he whispered. “Get under the desk!”

You hopped off the desk, ran to Lafayette’s chair, and slid into the space beneath it. Luckily, the desk had slabs of wood on the other three sides, making you well hidden from Washington. You listened as Lafayette buttoned his pants up and made his way over to the door.

They greeted each other, then began talking to each other. You were too far away to hear what about. Your body froze as you heard footsteps approaching the desk. 

“I think I have it filed here.” Lafayette explained. Lafayette quickly sat down at the desk, blocking you from Washington and framing you with his legs. He opened a drawer, and picked up a manilla folder.

“This may be it, sir,”

“Thank you, Lafayette.” you heard Washington’s voice on the other side of the table.

All went silent as Washington reviewed the papers. You looked up at Marquis, seeing his legs and his quite obvious boner. You smirked out of pride. Then an idea popped into your head.

You schooched a bit closer to Lafayette before carefully undoing his buttons and zipper. Sure enough, his boner sprung out. You gently removed it from his underwear, before giving the head a light lick. You felt him shiver. Washington continued reading the paper, completely oblivious as you sucked on the tip of Lafayette’s shaft, as he grew harder yet. He was obviously trying to stifle a moan. 

“So, Lafayette, would you make any adjustments to these?” Washington suddenly asked.

In one swift movement, you took his entire shaft in your mouth and began bobbing your head up and down.

“A…..aaaahhhhh would not, no” Lafayette tried to respond.

“Should Hamilton proofread these?”

You ran your tongue up the underside of his length.

“mmm-mmm–mmmmmm aybe….”

“Are you okay, Lafayette?” George asked, concerned.

“Actually I feel a bit sick,” Lafayette lied, trying to explain the moans.

“Ah, I see. I’ll be going then.”

You vigorously sucked as Lafayette bid farewell and wished Washington luck. Once he was in the clear, he looked down at you, still happily sucking.

“You just can’t help yourself, can you?” he joked, grabbing a fistful of your hair and pushing himself into your mouth, taking over the rhythm. You swallowed around him and let him throat fuck you as he rolled his head back in ecstasy, beads of sweat forming on his brow.

His breathing hitched.

“I’m gonna…cum.” he breathed. 

You tore away from him, before standing up, sitting on his lap, and pushing his length into you. You both moaned and you ground your hips together, pushing into each other. His hands traveled down to your ass and grabbed it while you rode him, while you sucked tenderly on his neck. You felt an oncoming orgasm, and blissfully rode it out as you rolled your hips along his. He could not take it anymore, and finished inside of you, letting out a deep groan as he did. You then leaned into him and tenderly kissed his lips, as he kissed back. That was the best sex either of you had ever had.

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You zippered the back of your dress, cleaned yourself up, and tried to learn how to walk again. 

“Well, I suppose this is goodbye,” you told Lafayette, who was reorganizing the papers on his desk.

“No, you will always come back, amour. Come kiss me goodbye.”

You giggled as he walked towards you, and pressed a loving kiss to his lips. Those lips. You would never tire of those lips.

“That’s a very bold statement to make.” you said as he finished kissing you.

He raised his eyebrows. 

Quelle?” 

“That I will always come back. Aren’t you worried that I’ll fall in love with someone else and stop seeing you?”

He chuckled.

Non, a kitten always finds her way back home.” 

anonymous asked:

We had a system hiccup, a customer was super pissed because the CC machine was down. He started yelling at the cashier where he was -- 16 years old and quiet as a mouse. Our new manager stepped in right away and said 'sir I'm going to need you to take a deep breath and think about the situation. You are yelling at a girl who in no way caused or profits off of this malfunction. ' (paraphrasing I was a few stands over) and it worked. Dude even apologized to both of them. Customer whisperer!!

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Sole gets dared to go up to companions and call them daddy? love your blog xx

Ohh, gosh I love daddy requests, whoever submitted this, I love you. ;) We had a daddy request earlier, so I did this like it was happening for a second time. ~Admin Shadow

Sole Calling the Companions Daddy for a Second Time

Codsworth: Sole walked by and said “Oh, look at that robotic daddy,” to Codsworth without a moment of hesitation. The Mr. Handy seemed to get excited, and right away shouted, “Oh, Mum/Sir, I’m so glad for the compliment, I have 183,578 programs that help me be a quality caretaker, including a father!” Sole chuckled wholeheartedly, as the whole meaning was lost to Codsworth.

Danse: Sole already knew what was coming when they said “Hey, daddy,” right at Danse. The Paladin frowned and nearly yelled “For the last time soldier, I’m not your daddy!” A few people shot Danse weird and confused looks, which caused the Paladin’s face to light up a distinct crimson, before he scuttled off.

Deacon: Sole snuck up on Deacon, and probably only because he let them, and whispered, “Hey, hot daddy,” right in his ear. Deacon turned around and had this wide grin before saying, “I know, it’s the sunglasses. They make me look so daddylicious. And later if you wanna see this dad bod I’ve been working on, let me know.”

Hancock: Sole couldn’t resist whispering in Hancock’s ear, “Oh hey, my hot ghoul daddy.” Hancock gave Sole one of those lopsided smirks that were almost one of his trademarks. “Oh darling, I’ll be your daddy anytime you want.” He couldn’t stop himself from nipping on their earlobe quickly.

MacCready: Sole walked up to MacCready with absolutely no reservations and right away muttered right behind him, “Hey, MacCready you’re such a daddy.” The merc jumped out of his skin, immediately he whipped around, while blushing profusely and barked, “Da.. I mean darn it Sole, for the last time, I’m not comfortable with you calling me daddy! It’s a little weird, and honestly that title is reserved for Duncan.”

Nick: Sole strolled right by Nick saying, “Hey, my hot synth daddy.” Sole made sure to run their eyes all over Nick, from head to toe, because they knew Nick had played ignorant to the remark last time. The detective let out an exasperated sigh before rolling his bright, yellow eyes and muttering “You wish, doll. You only wish.”

Preston: Sole had no fear wandering up to their second-in-command and muttering “Hey, sexy daddy.” They could see Preston visibly stiffen before he carefully said, “Uhh… General, I’m not sure if that’s appropriate, you know. But if you’re into that, type of thing, I’ll go along with it.” Preston gave Sole a shy wink.

Strong: Sole was pretty certain they were going to get their ass beat, but they said “Hey, daddy,” to Strong anyways. The super mutant clenched his fists before yelling, “I no father to human! Is human stupid? Strong start to think you a stupid human!” Sole bolted before Strong could even move.

X6-88: Smiling, Sole murmured “Oh, hot daddy,” at X6 eyeing him up, which caused the courser to shift uncomfortable. “Not this again,” Sole could hear the slightest strain and irritation in his voice. “For the last time, I’m not your Father. And isn’t daddy what little girls say?” X6 got even more vexed when Sole started laughing uncontrollably.

Maxon: Maxon was standing there looking completely unsuspecting when Sole passed and whispered, “Hey, Maxon, you’re such a daddy.” Maxon grabbed Sole’s arm instantaneously and tugged them close so he could whisper in their ear with ease. “Your ‘daddy’ is very disappointed in your behavior. You better find some way to make it up to me, otherwise you’ll be scrubbing the floor by the med bay.” Sole couldn’t help but shiver at the low, gravelly suggestive tone he used.

Gage: “Hey, Gage, you’re such a daddy.” Sole couldn’t help but smile as the raider got this little, awkward smile on his face, and it was hard to tell, but Sole was pretty sure Gage’s cheeks might have been a little pink. “Oh boss, I didn’t know you had such a kinky side. You can call me daddy, I don’t mind” the raider chuckled.

Creepypasta #1140: The Creepiest Thing I've Ever Had Happen During Night Shift

Length: Short

As a 22 year old high school dropout, I really have little to no opportunities in this world, so I took up a job at a 7/11. Night shift. Fuck. Me.

Working late shift, one very cold September night, a man walked in. He looked like he’d just gotten completely smashed, then glued himself together, and got smashed again. The motherfucker walked, acted, and talked drunk. He also smelled like a drunk.

He went over to the hot dog roller that we have. They’re hot bars that spin and basically cook things like sausages and egg rolls. He went over to it and pointed at the egg rolls. 

He shouted, “huaaaaaaaa gimhihhe thisssssssss”, which was followed by a very obnoxious and low groan.

Being forced to, I put on a smile and said, “Yes sir, right away.”

I grabbed the egg rolls and strolled over to the register. It totaled up to $2.67. But he only had a $20 bill, and we were out of fives and singles. 

I said to him, “sir, do you have anything besides a 20? We’re out of small change.”

He said, “no”, in a very mopey tone.

I got the impression that he was homeless. So me being the nice person that I am, I pulled out $2.67 from my wallet and paid for him.

He looked so happy, as happy as his wrinkly face could be. He started limping out of the store. When he got outside, he got on all fours, clawed at the packaging for the egg rolls, and fucking chomped both of them up at the same time. I tried to keep my reaction in, but I flinched at the sight.

He fucking took off on all fours faster than any human would on both legs.

About sixteen minutes later, him and five other men crawl up to the store on all fours.

I was shitting myself beyond belief right there.

As soon as they reached the door, they got up and walked like drunks.

They all wanted fucking egg rolls

What the fuck was I dealing with?

We only had 6 left, and there were 6 of them.

So I said, “there are only 6 left. Sorry guys, only half of you will get egg rolls.”

They all fucking screeched and howled at the same time.

Being a natural pussy, I said, “I’ll be back. I’ll go get some egg rolls.” We make our egg rolls in-store, for freshness reasons. I set them up, and told them, “it’ll be about 10 minutes.”

About 8 minutes later, the first man got up and laid his hands on the counter, with the loudest fucking clang that I’ve ever heard. I scurried over and said, “they’re ready”, with the biggest voice crack. 

They cracked up and laughed like how a drunk person would, but they didn’t seem drunk when they were running up to the store.

I serve them their things. "It’ll be $15 exact,“ I said. 

The original man put up the $20 bill. Me, with the instinct of survival, handed him back five dollars from my own wallet. They scurried along with their food happily. Then, they ripped the food apart and chomped it down in seconds.

We had a little donut store next door, The person who worked night shift at the same time as me was a really, really, really big prick.

I heard them loudly crawling over next door, and the door slammed open.

The guy shouted, "hey, watch that fucking door!”

Then I heard him say, “That’ll be $12.54.”

Then he said, “If you only have $5, get the fuck out.”

I hear some more clawing, and I heard water splash. Then a loud thump.

I never did hear the other door close. Our doors are lightweight as hell, so we can hear basically anything that isn’t a whisper.

I heard dragging, and then silence.

I went over next door during my 10 minute break. 

And there was nobody there. Just a scuff on the floor, and scratches leading to the back as if something was being dragged, and was holding on by its nails. It led out to the dumpster, where the guy who worked the night shift clerk was laying in it. He was scratched across his face and neck, with his head bleeding and a giant gash on his right temple.

I saw 4 pairs of eyes watching me. Then in a flash, they were gone.

I could’ve been the dead clerk if I wasn’t so nice and helped them out.

If you work night shift at a place that sells food, and if you see people that don’t seem to act sober, or are just plain creepy, please, take my advice.

Be friendly.

Credits to: Serpenteir

We Have Rules For a Reason [Chapter 1]

Originally posted by jordragon

Genre: Smut/AU

Summary: You are the manager of a hot new club. You meet Mark Tuan, a handsome, rich playboy who rents out the VIP lounge with his friends.


The club was packed, the guests were loving the DJ you hired and your VIP lounge was booked for the evening. You smiled, feeling a deep sense of pride as you looked out over the crowd.

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I Hate You, I Love You

For the anon who asked: for a enemies to lover fic (sorry lovie I can’t find the actual request and I usually write them in bullet points in my book)

Author’s Note: In Microsoft Word this is 18 pages long and has a word count of 7344 words. Hope you guys enjoy it!

y/n = your name

y/f/n = your first name

y/l/n = your last name


I Hate You, I Love You

Originally posted by sonjackcarl

The waves lapped softly under the bridge. The light from the street lamps reflected off the water like orange jewels. I huffed a heavy sigh and raised my face to the glittered sky, allowing the chilly, wind to caress my face and toy with the loose strands of hair on my head. I swallowed the lump in my throat, the saliva in my mouth thick making it almost impossible to go down. I crunched the picture in my hand and leaned against the cold metal railings. A slight wetness from the afternoon shower clung to the metal and soaked into the forearms of my jacket.

I lowered my eyes to the crumpled picture in my hand. Dark almond male eyes stared back at me. Gently I caressed the photo, following his long straight nose with my thumb and tracing the outline of his strong bearded jaw. I looked up again and stared out at the horizon, it was lit up like a Christmas tree.

“I’m sorry John,” I whispered and let the photograph slip from my fingers into the water below.

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Cold hearted Pt. 1

Pairing: Taeyong x Reader
Genre: Angst/Fluff
Summary: Being new you knew not everyone was going to accept you, but he in particular couldn’t stand you.

Originally posted by chokemewinwin

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  • Sehun: 103
  • Minhyuk: 55

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Gentlemammal pt 1 (suggestive but sfw)

“Hopps, Wilde you’re going undercover in the rainforest district. Report to my office for a rundown once we are done here.” Bogo tilted his glasses, waiting eagerly for Nicks usual remarks, only to find Judy desperately trying to smack him into action as he lay his muzzle on the table, Snarlbucks in hand, evidently not even awake enough to compute that he had been spoken to.

“Remind me again why I hired him, Hopps?”

Judy’s ears flew up and burned red in embarrassment as she gave up shaking him and opted instead to pinch her partner’s thigh. Hard. Much to Bogo’s hidden delight, Nick shot upright and let out a high pitched yelp before scrambling into action

“Undercover, Rainforest district, report to your office, got it sir!”

“Drink that coffee fast, Slick, you have to wake up” Judy rolled her eyes as he stumbled to catch up with her on their way out of the bullpen “and why are you so tired anyway? You were supposed to be having an early night last night!” He downed the last of his cup and expertly threw it over the balcony and into the bin in the lobby, trademark smug grin finally gracing his face “You should know me by now, Carrots, I party hard. Whisky, cocaine, hookers - the usual.”

“Did you forget about the report you were supposed to hand in today?”

“Entirely.”

Violet eyes rolled as she shook with laughter “Slick, who gave you the impression you’d be good at police work?”

She tried to keep a straight face as clawed digits flew to his chest and his muzzle gaped in mock offence. Instead, she ended up snorting, loudly.

“I’ll have you know I was valedictorian of my class, and I’ll think you’ll find it was your idea Fluff - you don’t get to pass that blame off. You did this.” He grinned, prodding her face.

“I wonder what we’ll be undercover as?” She pondered, this was their first time doing undercover work and she prayed it didn’t involve any of those awful sheep costumes.

“No idea, we’re a pretty odd choice as a duo to do undercover work - not many cute little bunnies like you are exactly friendly with foxes.”

“Stop calling me-”

“I know, I know. ‘Ferocious little bunnies like you’ any better?”

“Much.”

Nick rapped on Bogos door before they were grunted an invitation inside. Kneeling to offer Judy a paw up onto the oversized chair he tried to ignore the temptation to stare at her tail, his mother had raised a gentle-mammal after all.

Nope, not going there. You are not ogling your best friends ass. Even if it’s really, really nice.

“Hopps, Wilde. We have 4 missing girls, all of them apparently worked in ‘Club Noir’ in the rainforest district. This is a gentleman’s club, so Wilde you are now assigned as a new member, you’ll get your ID and any other information needed in the file - do you own a suit and tie? Or do you need one from the Special Investigations Unit?” Bogo mentally sized Nick up, hoping that they would own one small enough.

“I have one sir, not a problem.” Nick nodded as Judy tried not to laugh.

“Good to hear you have clothes outside your Pawiian shirt collection, partner” she smirked.

“Hey, don’t diss the shirts.Those are-”

“Shut it, Wilde. Moving on. Hopps, I hear from Clawhauser that you can sing?”

“I, uh…” Judy stuttered, nervous as to why that was of any importance to the case and desperately not wanting to even look at Nicks reaction to this revelation. “Yes, I’m okay at singing sir but why is this relevant?”

Nick’s eyes widened in amusement and surprise, “You sing?” he grinned, raising an eyebrow.

“Perfect, you’ll be a new girl for the night then. Clawhouser can accompany you to get a costume. Your ID is in the file.” Bogo slid the file towards them “Any questions should be answered in the file, now go get ready - the club opens at 12 am. Reports on my desk Tuesday.”

Judy grabbed the file reluctantly, knowing there was no use in arguing now the chief had made up his mind. The pair hopped down from the chair and made their way towards their office - a small room that had previously been used by a larger mammal but suited them perfectly they preferred using the same desk and although they had been given two smaller, separate chairs, opted to continue using one larger one. While neither admitted it, they both enjoyed the closeness.  

“Let’s see then…” Nick took the half of the file and the documents Judy placed on his side of the desk before wandering over to the coffee machine with them “So for one night only I am eligible bachelor ‘Jack Savage’ yeesh that’s one hell of a name… I’m from Tundra town, I gamble professionally and I have a- wow. Very funny.”

“What is it?” Judy looked up from her own papers, confusion clear on her face.

“I bet you any money Wolford wrote this damn thing” he glared at the paper “decided to add ‘has a well-known fetish for does’ har-har. Asshole.”

Judy’s whole body crumpled as she struggled to breathe through her laughter. Suddenly she was being dangled in the air by the back of her top.

“Yeah, yeah. Hilarious.” He poked her with a claw on the nose “How does one find something so adorable sexy? C’mon! You guys are like little stuffed animals!”

Judy smirked playfully and looked at him through half-lidded eyes “Oh we’re plenty good at being sexy when we want to be, how’d you think we multiply so fast?”

“Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it” he barked with laughter and set her back down on the chair. “What’s your name for the night then, Carrots?”

“Cynthia Snow apparently”

Nick took one last look in the mirror and adjusted his emerald tie before heading out the door of his apartment, it wasn’t a long walk to the club from his home so he arrived at the doors in 15 minutes. The Door was hidden down an alleyway and guarded by two smartly dressed Panthers who, after seeing his platinum membership card, quickly nodded him in.

It abruptly dawned on Nick exactly what kind of club he had just walked into when a young vixen wearing nothing but a sequined underwear set greeted him and took him to his ‘reserved’ seat.

“Any special kinda girl for the handsome tod?” she winked, pushing him gently down into the armchair. That’s when it dawned on him that he had no idea where Judy was and Bogo had asked if she could…he asked if she could sing. Surely they wouldn’t put a bunny undercover as a -

“Don’t ask stupid questions Cherry, this is our newest member if I’m correct - Jack Savage, yes?” a voice boomed from behind them, Nick turned to see a rather imposing old Jaguar smiling down at him, Cigar hanging from his teeth. He quickly smirked and raised an eyebrow.

“That’d be me, and I presume you’re the owner of this rather delightful place?” He gestured around him, not that he could make much of his surroundings out from beneath the stage smoke.

“That I am, Stephan Blackpaw.” he reached out a large paw and Nick felt himself crushed by his handshake. “Our boy here has an enjoyment of does If I’m correct?”

“I like them small, what can I say?” Nick leered, cursing Wolford with every swear he could think of.

I have never felt this creepy in my life.

Not even the time you zoogled Fox on Rabbit -

Yeah, that’s plenty.

“The new girl for our guest, sir?” Cherry stuttered, trying not to buckle under the stern stare of her boss. The panther pulled a small photo from his jacket pocket and lay it down on the table for Nick to inspect.

“This doll do for you, eh Savage?” Nicks’ stomach sank to see the headshot of Judy, but realising this was exactly what Wolford had put the bunny fetish comment in for - to keep Judy in his sight - made him feel a little better.

“Aint she a sight for sore eyes” Nick laughed, loosening his tie a little “What’s her name?”

“Oh she’s Snow, it’s her first night - if you decide you really like this one we can make some…arrangements, after her show” The old Jaguar smiled, stubbing out his cigar and lighting another “Cherry, go get the girl.”

“Yes sir, right away sir.” Cherry rushed through the door backstage.

Cherry tied the last of the new girl’s corset and smiled, turning her chair so the bunny was facing her “So, he’s a red fox like me - but that doesn’t seem much of an issue for ya, you’re rather a brave little bunny round me. Rules are simple, you can touch him but he shouldn’t touch you unless you ask for it - if he does, shout for Louis. That’s the bouncer he’ll help you out if anyone gets too frisky with ya. If you fall, get up and keep going. If you hit a bum note, giggle and wink then keep going. If anyone spills a drink on ya, buck up and keep going.”

Judy giggled at the Fox as she rattled all this off at the speed of sound, fussing over Judys outfit. Not that there was much to her outfit, and Nick was going to see her and she was in no way whatsoever prepared for this but by God, she wasn’t going to mess this up. Two reasons; one, she wasn’t risking a whole investigation because she was so embarrassed she felt like puking and two she was 100% not going to let Nick think he was right that bunnies couldn’t be sexy.

I can be sexy. I can do this.

Nothing at all to do with trying to impress Nick.

“I got it Cherry, amma big girl darlin’ don’ you worry. Plus, who’d be scared of a pretty little thing like you anyhow?” She winked, praying her fake confidence would inspire some real confidence before she went and did a damn burlesque show. Ready for killing Clawhauser for getting her into this mess, she stood, did a twirl for Cherry and took a deep breath.

“Break a leg!” Cherry waved after Judy who missed the Vixens face falling as she walked through the door. “Just don’t do too well…I like you.”

Nick’s heart raced, his cute little bunny partner was not cut out for being a dancer in this kind of place - much as he wasn’t remotely ready to admit to himself that the thought of Judy dancing for him actually had him a little excited.

That’s when the curtains of the small stage in front of him opened slowly to reveal Judy with her back to him, her tail twitching slowly in time with her hips as she swung them.

Who do you think you’re even kidding, “a little excited”?

Shut up!

Judy turned and smiled with half-lidded eyes at her partner below, stroking one paw up the microphone stand.

OHGODOHGODOHGOD I’m actually doing this.

Okay, you can’t stay scared long when the look on his face is so darn funny. Focus on the dumbass look he’s giving you. Ignore how good he looks in a suit entirely.

You’re supposed to be singing.

Oh shit!

“Your cruel device, your blood like ice. One look could kill, my pain, your thrill.” She swayed, dragging small claws into her thighs and up over the deep green corset she wore. Her voice rang through Nick’s ears as though she was an inch away and he shivered, remembering to lean back and try and act like this wasn’t a completely alien experience to him.

“I wanna love you, but I better not touch. I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop” The stockings climbing up Judy’s legs were suddenly very distracting. “I wanna kiss you but I want it too much, I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison”

I am a gentlemammal.

Such a gentlemammal you’re trying not to pant at the thought of her touching you right now?

… I’m just too warm.

Sure.

 

Judy resisted the urge to grin and opted instead for sliding her small frame down the mic stand, holding it between her thighs. “You’re poison runnin’ through my veins, I don’t wanna break these chains”

He’s panting.

He’s probably just acting, bunny fetish remember?

He’s not that good an actor, is he? I mean nobody’s even watching him right now for him to be faking it for.

“Your mouth, so hot”

Is she…?

She’s licking the pole.

That’s not fair.

“Your web, I’m caught. Your skin, so wet. Black lace on sweat” Bringing herself back to her paws she spun away from him, arching her back and bending slightly to shake her rear.

This is far more fun than I expected it to be.

Smiling down at Nick she ran her paws up her arms “I hear you callin’ and it’s needles and pins, I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name” Nicks claws dug into his legs as he desperately tried to will himself into calming down and failed dramatically. “Don’t wanna touch you, but you’re under my skin. I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous poison”

Don’t think about her screaming -

Too late.

Shit.

“You’re poison runnin through my veins, you’re poison, I don’t wanna break these chains, you’re poison”

Think about anything else. Have a fag. Don’t even look at her.

But she’s…

Ignore her paws running over her thighs. Ignore that look she’s giving you.

“One look could kill. My pain, your thrill”

Ignore the urge to bite her. She’s your friend, she’s acting. This is an act remember? You’re not really supposed to have a bunny fetish.

“I wanna love you, but I better not touch, I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop. I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much.” Nick lit a cigarette and tried to adjust his position subtly. “I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison”

Do I mess with him?

When do you ever decide against messing with him?

Good point.

“Yeah, well I don’t wanna break these chains. Poison.”

She dropped slowly from the stage and her violet eyes met his own, that was the moment he realised he was completely and utterly doomed. She walked straight to him, hips swaying sensually to the music and his heart suddenly felt as though it was trying to rip a hole in his chest. She reached him and he prayed she wouldn’t notice the kind of arousal he couldn’t manage to have faked.

Stupid bloody-please go down, please go down, please go-

suddenly she was breathing in his ear and slipping something between his teeth.

“Wouldja hold this for me, mister?” her paw stroked across his muzzle and down his neck “Jus’ bite it real hard” before the look of confusion had managed to settle on his face it suddenly dawned on Nick exactly what he was now holding in his mouth as she walked slowly away from him, her corset slowly loosening as she giggled and lifted her arms.

Oh.

“Runnin’ deep inside my veins, burnin’ deep inside my veins”  Judy turned to point at him as he sat, still transfixed by her small form, now only covered by her stockings and the rather skimpy black lace bra and panty set Clawhauser had insisted would suit her. “Poison… I don’t want to break these chains” blowing a kiss, she laughed and curtseyed before returning backstage.

You are so screwed.

“Haha! So did you enjoy your show, Mr Savage?” the Jaguar reappeared from nowhere, slamming a paw into Nicks’ shoulder and practically knocked the cigarette from his muzzle.

“Yes, wow she was… something else” He took a draw, not really wanting to maintain eye contact with the larger mammal who gave him such a strong dose of the creeps. “You said something about arrangements? You can have her be my girl any time I’m here?”

“Well, I can do one better if you really liked her so much” white fangs flashed from behind a greasy smirk “At a cost of course. Come, come we shall discuss it in my office friend!”

One better? I’m fairly certain I don’t like where this is going… might get an answer about the missing girls though.

“Of course, lead the way.” Letting himself be lead through the smoke into a gigantic back office had Nicks fur on end, memories of bad run-ins flooding his mind, but the grin stayed on his face. He had to be excited about this offer, no matter how sick it made him he had to take it. Once they were settled in two large armchairs the Jaguar turned to him and grinned.

“We provide an extra little service for our patrons if they have such…particular interests as yourself. If you would like to keep this girl, you may buy her from us on a more permanent basis.”

“Keep her?” Nicks eyebrow raised, claw pressing down on the record button of the matching carrot pen Judy had insisted on buying for him. “As in, have her only dance when I am here?”

“Oh no no no” the Jaguar laughed loudly “Dear friend, you may keep her as your own… pet shall we say. You may take her with you, do as you will with her after that.”

Oh, Christ, they’re selling girls off as sex slaves? He wants to sell me Judy as a…

Pretend you want her already don’t have time to feel sick!

“How much?”

“For you, since it’s your first time here, I’ll give you her for ten thousand” Pulling out his wallet, filled with fake ID and thankfully the credit card ZPD provides undercover cops with in case of emergencies, Nick smiled.

“Well, who could say no to an ass like that?”

“Indeed! She is a good girl, isn’t she? I am sure she will behave well for you”

You’re going to have to treat her like a pet until you get out of here, you do realise.

And?

And you’re seriously lucky this guy gave you the creeps so much that boner went down, but it’s probably going to come back the moment she steps foot anywhere near you.

Real professional, Wilde.  

Grabbing the phone from its hanger, Stephan called down to Cherry. “Bring up the girl…yes, Snow. Make sure her collar is on tighter than the last one and tell her that if she doesn’t play nice Mr Savage here I’m sure can use her in other ways that aren’t so enjoyable…yes, leanedyes, hurry up.”

“So how do I make sure this doesn’t come back to me?”leant onto the desk, tapping his credit card nervously.

“Oh, we put it down as a very old bottle of wine - we have a store of very old vintages that cost a pretty penny”

So Judy’s worth the same as a bottle of wine to this guy?

“I’m so sorry Snow, I’m so, so sorry…” Cherry tried not to cry as she fastened the collar around Judy’s neck “but they’ll hurt you real bad if you don’t go, please don’t fight ‘em”

“‘S okay Cherry, don’t cry - iI'ma big girl remember? I’ll be okay” tears threatened to spill down Judy’s face as she realised exactly what had happened to those girls.

I hope Nick has some darn good proof to show for this.

He’s a good cop, he’ll do just fine. Worry about yourself first, you’re getting led by the neck into a slave trade deal where you’re the slave.

The guys in the office are never gonna quit making jokes about me being Nick’s pet bunny after this. Crap.

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SO! that’s the end of the first half of my fanfic for @mama-sally I hope you guys enjoy it even if it is a little longer than i intended haha. second half will be out soon :) (warning, it gets pretty nsfw in the second half) 

@cloudyloudy I hope you like it too! :)

head cannon request ^^ what if MC ran away from home for almost a week because she was out looking for a special present for the RFA+V+Unknown? If one of you do answer thank you!!! ^^

okay im not sure if it was run away from like their parents or s/o so i picked s/o

MOD SAERAN HERE :D ( i am so sorry anon for not responding quickly enough to your HC but here i am :D FORGIVE ME PLEASE) 

*WARNING NO NO WORDS LIKE BAD WORDS* 

YALL ARE TRYING TO KILL THESE POOR MEN LOL 

SAERAN

  • recently, he has seen you using your computer lately and when he asks you why are you on it so much…. you just tell him…. the words he hate hearing….. NOTHING… 
  • he tries not to flip out but he thinks you are hiding something
  • he is not thinking you are cheating but he knows you are up to something 
  • its been bugging his mind lately….wondering what were you doing….what called your attention so much….to that DAMN computer… 
  • he had two choices 1) Hack or 2) have a conversation with you 
  • he wanted to chose 1 but he knows better he gotta chose 2 
  • next day he finally asked you about it and you said that you couldn't tell him
  • YOU COULDN'T TELL HIM 
  • HE FLIPPED OUT 
  • he was wondering why were you hiding it so much
  • he just lost it 
  • MC WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME GODDAMIT YOU TOLD ME NO SECRETS 
  • NO LIES 
  • NO MATTER WHAT 
  • YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE 
  • HE STORMED OFF 
  • YOU WISHED YOU COULD TELL HIM BUT IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU WORKED HARD FOR 
  • IT DIDNT HELP THAT…… YOUR FLIGHT LEFT IN 6 HOURS…..OH BOY…….. *DRAMAAAAA* 
  • YOU LEFT A NOTE AND YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS AND ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOME WATER ON THE NOTE BUT YOU DIDNT CARE YOU WERE IN A HURRY
  • BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW THE WATER SMUDGED THE INK BADLY
  • YOU GRABBED YOUR SUITCASE AND SMALL BAG AND LEFT 
  • HOPING HE WOULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NOTE AND THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY WHEN YOU GOT HOME 
  • YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO LEAVE NOW BEFORE SAEYOUNG COMES HOME AND STARTS ASKING ALL DEM QUESTIONS 
  • YOU CALLED THE CAB AND LEFT 
  • *SAERAN VP*
  • FUCK HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN HERE 
  • YOU STARED AT THE CLOCK AND ITS BEEN 10 HOURS 
  • WOW I SLEPT FOR A LONG TIME AND YOU NOTICE MC WASNT IN YOUR SHARED BEDROOM
  • FUCK
  •  THE FIGHT 
  • FUCK FUCK FUCK  
  • BUT NO 
  • I AM RIGHT >:o 
  • SHE IS WRONG >:O 
  • BUT YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO DRAMATIC
  •  YOU SHOULD BE TRUSTING MC 
  • YOU LEFT THE BEDROOM AND SAW SHE WASNT THERE 
  • YOU HEARD MOVEMENTS IN THE KITCHEN AND YOUR EYES WERE STARTING TO GET TEARY EYED 
  • YOU WALKED IN THE KITCHEN AND SAW HER BROWN KNITTED SWEATER AND YOU JUST STARTED TO BAWL YOUR EYES OUT 
  • MC I AM SO SOORRRRRRYYYY I SHOULDNT OF SNAPPED AT YOU LIKE THAT 
  • YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED 
  • YOU SMELLED HER COMING NEAR YOU IN A HUG 
  • WHEN DID MC GET SO FLAT CHESTED 
  • YOU SWEAR SHE HAD GOOD SIZE TITS
  • WAIT 
  • YOU KNEW FOR A FACT THAT MC WAS SHORTER THAN YOU 
  • WHY ARE WE SIMILAR HEIGHT NOW 
  • WHAT THE HELL I- OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT LET IT BE 
  • NOO
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • *OPEN EYES AND SEES* 
  • :D
  • IDIOOOOOTTT BROTHER WHY ARE YOU WARING MCS CLOTHES EVEN WITH A WIG 
  • BECAUSE I-I-I I CAN :D SHE ALWAYS SEEM SO COMFORTABLE IN THESE SWEATERS SO I DECIDED TO TRY IT ON I HAD TO STRETCH IT A BIT BUT I KNOW SHE WOULDNT MIND 
  • YOU WALKED AWAY 
  • SAERAN WHERE ARE YOU GOOOIIIINNNGGGG
  • I NEED TO FIND MC WE GOT IN A FIGHT 
  • SHE ISNT IN THE BLACONY? 
  • NO LET ME CHECK 
  • WA–IT SAERAN WAIT 
  • THERES A NOTE HERE 
  • SAEYOUNGS FACE WENT BLANK
  • YOU GRABBED THE NOTE AND READ 
  • SORRY SAERAN GOOD BYE
  • YOU SAW HER TEARS AND SMUDGE INK 
  • NO 
  • NOOO
  • NOOOOOO NOOOOO
  • YOU DONE IT NOW 
  • YOU BROKE DOWN CRYING 
  • YOU WAITED BY THE DOOR FOR 2 DAYS AND NOTHING 
  • YOU BARELY SLEPT 
  • IF YOU DID IT WAS IN THE SHOWER
  • YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT TO EAT 
  • NOT EVEN ICE CREAM 
  • SAEYOUNG MADE YOU EAT SOMETHING LIKE CRACKERS 
  • HE WAS WORRIED 
  • YOU DIDNT CARE YOU MADE MC RAN AWAY FROM YOU 
  • YOU WERE A MONSTER 
  • 4 DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE SHE LEFT 
  • SAEYOUNG SAT NEXT TO YOU AND PUT ON THE TV 
  • IT WAS A BEN N JERRY COMMERICAL ANNOUNCING ITS NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR BUT IT WAS A SECRET 
  • THEY WOULDNT ANNOUNCE IT TILL 3 MORE DAYS 
  • YOU KNEW YOU WOULD OF BEEN HAPPY BECAUSE BEN N JERRY IS YOUR LIFE 
  • BUT YOUR REAL LIFE LEFT YOU 
  • YOU MADE HER RAN AWAY FROM YOU 
  • 6 DAYS HAVE PAST AND YET NO MC 
  • YOU AND YOUR BROTHER TRIED FINDING HER LOCATION WITH HER PHONE BUT YALL DIDNT GET NOTHING
  • SAEYOUNG VOWED TO KEEP WORKING ON IT 
  • YOU LOVED YOUR BROTHER FOR THAT
  • FOR ALWAYS BEING YOUR ROCK 
  • YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT NO MORE 
  • YOU WENT FOR THE LIQUOR BUT THERE WAS NONE 
  • SAEYOUNG LOOKED AT YOU AND SHAKED HIS HEAD
  • FUCK, HE EMPTY EVERYTHING OUT 
  • YOU JUST SAT BACK AT THE COUCH AND STARED AT THE DOOR 
  • 7 DAYS HAVE PAST SEEN M-
  • YOU HEAR DOORS BEING SLAMMED SHUT OUTSIDE 
  • SAEYOUNG LIFTED UP HIS HEAD 
  • SAERAN HEARD YOUR VOICE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS TO OPEN THE DOOR  
  • ONCE HE SAW IT WAS YOU HE RAN TO YOU AND CRIED AND FELL TO HIS KNEES CRYING 
  • APOLOGIZING 
  • YOU PICKED HIM UP AND ASKED HIM IT WAS OKAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS MAD 
  • YOU TOLD HIM: READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE 
  • HE WAS ????????????
  • THEN YOU WERE ????????
  • SAEYOUNG WAS ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
  • AND THEN YOU MENTION THE NOTE 
  • SAEYOUNG HANDED YOU THE NOTE AND SAW THE WATER SMUDGED EVERYTHING 
  • YOU TOLD HIM YOU SAID IN THE NOTE 
  • I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT MADE SAERAN IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU BUT ITS A SURPRISE I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR A WEEK SORRY SAERAN GOODBYE 
  • YOU TOLD HIM YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS 
  • HE ASKED WHAT WAS THE SURPRISED  THEN SINCE HE WAS SHOOK 
  • YOU TOOK HIM AND SAEYOUNG TO THE TV AND TURNED IT ON AND BAM THERE WAS THE ANNOUNCMENT 
  • BEN N JERRY: HELLOOOO EVERYONE HERE IS OUR NEW FLAVOR: SAERAN’S CHOCOLATE CHUNKY PECAN ICE CREAM 
  • HIS TWO FAVES 
  • CHOCOLATE 
  • AND PECAN 
  • HE FUCKING DIED 
  • HE JUST FAINTED
  • YOU HELPED HIM UP AND GIGGLE 
  • YOU TWO SHOWERED TOGETHER AND SAEYOUNG LEFT THE HOUSE TO GO SEE ELLY brother award over here for knowing when to leave HIS OWN HOME 

JAEHEE

  • you and Jaehee have been together for merely 2 months but yet it felt like forever because yall enjoyed each other’s company and love 
  • but lately jaehee has been really stressed because her favorite coffee beans just disappeared from where she always put them 
  • she isnt saying that you misplace them or used them 
  • but
  • she questions you almost everyday 
  • you guys use to wake up and cuddled while drinking coffee
  • but now the coffee mysteriously disappeared 
  • she doesnt spend mornings with you any more
  • when you wake up 
  • you find that she always leaves a note saying she went to work early 
  • you know she needs coffee to get her thru the day 
  • but you didnt take or misplaced her coffee beans
  • you always try telling you that but she just keeps quiet not wanting to start an argument 
  • but her being quiet just pushes you to the edge 
  • you just tell her to shout at you to say what she is thinking 
  • all she says “ its better for me not to”
  • she walked away from you 
  • you knew you had to fix this 
  • you grabbed your phone and looked for plane tickets for Ethiopia
  • you just shaked your head and wrote on the same note she writes on saying take care
  • you didnt wrote anything else because you were mad
  • and also it was only suppose to be a short trip
  • so you left
  • JAEHEE POV 
  •  if only MC confesses that she knows where my coffee beans are 
  • we can go back to normal 
  • but :( 
  • i cant believe im acting so childish just for coffee 
  • i need to call Mr. Han and let him know that I need to take the day off 
  • Hello Assistant Ka-
  • you were screaming 
  • you dropped your phone 
  • and screamed and cried when you saw the note 
  • she left you 
  • you deserved it 
  • for making the coffee beans a problem in your relationship 
  • perhaps MC really didnt know where your beans are 
  • what did i do 
  • oh no 
  • i lost everything now 
  • she fell on the floor and cried 
  • 10 mins later Jumin body gaurds came rushing in and knocked her door down 
  • *ALPHA 1 TO ALPHA 2 COAST IS CLEAR* 
  • *COPY THAT ALPHA 1 EAGLE IS READY TO FLY* 
  • Jumin walked in looking at you like -.- 
  • assistant kang 

  • ASSISTANT KANG 


  • JAEHEE KANG
  • WAAAAT 
  • i thought there was a robber …..you startled me 
  • wow thanks for saving me *sarcastically*
  • you’re welcome, now what seems to be the problem
  •  she left me Mr.Han ….. *throws he note to his feet* 
  • *a guard picked it up for him*
  • o
  • yeah 
  • o
  • yeaahh 
  • you can have the week off assistant kang and *looks at body gaurd* please hand me all my personal stash 
  • RIGHT AWAY SIR *COMES BACK 10 SECONDS LATER* HERE YOU GO SIR 
  • jaehee, *hands 30 bottles of imported wine* ill come by and join with you after i sign a few documents… please dont do nothing reckless
  • okay 
  • ill leave two of my men here see you later 
  • right when he left 
  • you opened the wine
  • when he came back after to check up on you  
  • 4 bottles were already done 
  • he felt sorry for you and wondered why did you left her 
  • where did you go 
  • where did you stay ? 
  • he went to everyones house and you werent there 
  • everyone panicked 
  • saeran and saeyoung double team to find you.. but your phone was turned off
  • they worked day in a day out 
  • jaehee…. well she was gone 
  • she didnt want to eat 
  • she threw away some of zens musicals because they reminded her of you 
  • she cried herself to sleep every night 
  • by her 6th night 
  • one of jumins guard felt bad for you 
  • and decided to make you a sandwich 
  • you ate it with wine :/
  • she proceeded to cry herself to sleep again 
  • she woke up that morning hearing Zen and Jumin screaming 
  • she lifted her head up and heard Saerans voice yelling at them back 
  • and then you heard a females voice 
  • wait 
  • MC
  • you wobbled into the room 
  • and you saw her
  • you saw the whole situation unfold 
  • Zen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND HER THE 4TH FUCKING DAY SHE LEFT 
  • Jumin: I EXPECTED THIS FROM SAEYOUNG BUT NOT YOU AS WELL SAERAN JESUS MAN 
  • Saeran: SHE GAVE ME AND SAEYOUNG HER REASON WHY SHE LEFT AND WE SYMPATHIZE WITH HER SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO 
  • Jumin: say that again *he got closer*  i dare you *he looked down at saeran
  • Saeran: *he looked into jumins eyes not afraid of facing someone taller than him* you better watch what you say rich boy money cant buy you out of this 
  • MC: *she went between saeran and jumin and grabbed saeran by his shoulders and was gaurding him*
  • Saeyoung: *went infront of saeran and you*
  • Saeyoung: dont you dare do something that you will regret Jumin. MC told you her reason when we picked her up
  • Zen: * he went closer to Jumin* I agree with Jumin! MC THAT WAS RECKLESS OF YOU TO DO THAT YOU COULD OF BEEN HURT OR ANYTHING IF YOU REALLY WANTED THAT THING YOU COULD OF ASKED JUMIN BUT NO “HEAT OF THE MOMENT” GOT TO YOU (HE SHOUTED)
  • Saeran: DONT YOU DARE SHOUT AT HER ZEN BEFORE I MESS UP THAT FACE AND THE LITTLE CAREER YOU HAD WILL GO DOWN THE DRAIN
  • MC: *went to the middle* (jaehee saw she had brusies all over her arms and a cut on her cheek… she gasphed softly)EVERYONE STOP IT WAS MY CHOICE AND SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG RESPECTED MY WISHES AND UNDERSTOOD. JUMIN  AND ZEN. I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT EAT PROPERLY AND ALMOST FELL DOWN A CLIFF. BUT I NEEDED TO GET PURE ETHIOPIA BEANS FOR JAEHEE CAUSE THAT IS HER FAVORITE COFFEE BEANS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE NEVER OWNED A FULL FREAKING BAG. IT WAS MY CHOICE PLEASE JUMIN AND ZEN RESPECT IT. 
  • JUMIN: OKAY FINE. WHATEVER MC. BUT ONCE YOU GIVE THE BEANS TO JAEHEE W-
  • ZEN INTERRUPTED: WE ARE TAKING YOU TO THE FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL OF US OKAY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE OKAY AND I SWEAR IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU SKIPPED MEAL
  • JUMIN FUCKING LOST IT: MC MC MC TELL ME DIDNT YOU SKIP A MEAL JESUS CHRIST WOMEN HAVE YOU GONE MAD. YOU NEED A WELL BALANCED NUTRITIOUS MEA-
  • SAERAN: JESUS CHRIST SHUUUUTT THE FUCCCCCCCC-
  • JAEHEE: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP 
  • EVERYONE: JAEHEE
  •  MC: jaehee i i-
  • jaehee runned to you and cried 
  • you tried giving her the beans 
  • but she pushed it away
  • Jumin: *whispered softly and sarcastically to zen* women almost died and all she does is push away the beans 
  • Saeran and Saeyoung just stared down jumin and proceeded to wait outside 
  • yall went to the hospital
  • they found you you skipped many meals 
  • jumin and zen went insanse 
  • saeyoung and saeran were trying to calm them down
  • yoosung came in crying 
  • cause no one told him anything 
  • jaehee just laid down with you happy that you are okay 
  • she went to her car to take out a blanket so she can spend the night at the hospital with you 
  • she picked up the blanket and found the beans 
  • she left the beans behind 
  • she cried in her car 

V

  • V had this habit of leaving his camera everywhere because 
  • 1) he is use to having it everywhere just in case he got inspiration 
  • 2)  he is use to living alone now so he keeps forgetting that you keep telling him to stop living it everywhere 
  • that it must be in a secure place before it gets damage 
  • he just chuckles but 
  • yall dont understand 
  • he lives and breathes for that camera 
  • like it was his first expensive camera 
  • and he has an emotional attachment to that camera 
  • sooo
  • one day he left the camera under your pillow 
  • why is it there 
  • well he got inspiration to take a picture of when you were sleeping cause he thought you were so beautiful 
  • but 
  • he left it on your side by accident 
  • so when you got home tired from work and answering emails for party guest 
  • YOU just belly dropped onto the bed 
  • and then your head got hurt 
  • you screamed 
  • your forehead was bleeding 
  • you went to go clean it and put a band aid on it 
  • you went back to see what the hell it was 
  • you picked up your pillow 
  • and saw V’s camera 
  • shattered
  • holy shit 
  • HOOOLLLLYLYYYYYY SHIT 
  • HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYY
  • SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
  • you panicked 
  • you broke it on accident 
  • when V came home 
  • you saw him finally took of his sun glases 
  • Babe how do you feel with your eyes now 
  • i can see a bit better 
  • aaa your face is amazing MC 
  • i need to take a picture 
  • * he was getting ready to walk into the room* 
  • WAIT V NO 
  • DONT GO
  • MC WHY WHAT IS WRONG 
  • I UH UUUUUHHH UMMM 
  • MC WHAT IS IT ARE YOU HURT WAIT IS THAT A BAND AID 
  • I
  • ACCIDENTALLYBROKEYOURCAMERA
  • VIAMSOSORRYIDIDNTKNOWYOU
  • PUTITUNDERMYPILLOWANDIJUST
  • THREWMYSELFTOTHEBED
  • IM SOOOOOOOOOORRRRYYY 
  • HE FROZE 
  • HIS FACE HAD NO EXPRESSION 
  • BUT YOU SAW HOW HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES TURNED 3 SHADES DARKER 
  • YOU SAW TEARS FORMING 
  • HIS JAW CLENCHED
  • GET OUT he hissed
  • WAIT WHAT? 
  • MC GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT 
  • V IM SORRY I CAN HELP REP-
  • RIKA GAVE ME THAT CAMERA MC. YOU CANT REPLACE WHAT SHE GAVE ME. NOW GEEETTT OUUUUUTTTTT
  • you left 
  • you were crying 
  • you went to yoosungs house 
  • you knocked on his door 
  • HEY MC WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHAT DID V DO 
  • YOU JUST CRIED
  • THIS SMOL BEAN CRIED WITH YOU 
  • HE STOPPED PLAYING LOL SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU 
  • WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WHAT V SAID 
  • BEAN WAS MAD 
  • HE WAS A CRYING MAD BEAN 
  • HE WAS READY TO KICK V’S ASS
  • HE WAS READY TO KICK EVERYONES ASS
  • EVEN HIS OWN 
  • yoosung let you sleep on his bed and he took the couch
  • you couldnt help but feel so guilty 
  • you looked at your bank account and transferred money from your savings to checking 
  • around 3:00 am you left yoosungs house
  • you left him a note you made your way to the airport
  •  with just the clothes on your back and tears on your face
  • *YOOSUNG POV* 
  • i hate v so much 
  • fuck v
  • i cant believe he thought he was special enough to call him himself after a letter 
  • damn v 
  • ima kick his asss how dare he hurt MC 
  • you know what 
  • everyone deserves to kick V’s ass 
  • he message the RFA at 7:09am
  • they all showed up at 7:13 am
  • jaehee was sent to see how you were doing since she is a female and who knows how you were 
  • but lord jesus christ 
  • papa zen was fuming 
  • he was ready to kill fucking v 
  • like he was mad
  • jumin tried to calm him down but he couldnt 
  • they heard sobbing 
  • they all ran 
  • it was jaehee crying 
  • they didnt see you there but a note and your phone 
  • ZEN AND YOOSUNG LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE 
  • YOOSUNG ASKED IF HE CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH ZEN 
  • ZEN SAID FUCK IT HOLD ON TO YOURSELF 
  • THEY LEFT TO V 
  • jumin directed everyone to go to his limo 
  • jumin picked up the phone and note 
  • he was the last one to read the note 
  • “it seems that Rika’s prescence will always be more powerful than mine….especially with you V and the RFA. Yoosung thank you so much for everything…. I am going somwhere and please dont try to find me….. I need to make things right even if it kills me… I love you guys…Zen, Jumin,Jaehee, you, Saeyoung, Saeran, Elizabeth 3rd, and V… bye everyone” 
  • jumin heart ache 
  • he needed to hear the whole story 
  • he clenched your phone and felt that it was wett from your tears
  • no
  • one
  • fucks
  • with
  • MC
  • ESPECIALLY CAUSE SHE PUT ELIZABETH 3RD 
  • driver kim caught up to zen and past him and zen just drove faster 
  • yall got to v’s place and yoosung was so mad that he made a dent in V’s door
  • yoosung just charged in and he got on top of V 
  • and he started to punch him 
  • and V was trying to get the monkey off 
  • but then saeyoung and saeran got him off
  • jumin then punched him 
  • zen kicked him 
  • jaehee was about to slap him but she didnt 
  • saeran was about to go 
  • but everyone knows saeran can kill a man
  • they hold saeran back xD 
  • V got up and he was drunk as fuck
  • Yoosung got pist and screamed she left she left 
  • and he said 
  • i told her to leave 
  • JUMIN WENT TO HIM AND PUSHED HIM AGAINST THE WALL GRABBED HIS SHIRT AND LOOKED INTO HIS EYES AND SAID 
  • WHAT DID YOU DO TO MC 
  • SHE BROKE MY CAMERA JUUMIIIAAAN SHE BROOKKEEE ITT 
  • ITS JUST A FUCKING CAMERA 
  • BUT RIKKAAHHHH GAVE IT TO M-
  • SAERAN: FUCK RIKA (IN THIS MOMENT THE WHOLE MYSTIC MESSENGER FANDOM AGREED WITH SAERAN) 
  • SAEYOUNG:WE NEED TO CLEAN HIM UP AND STAY HERE TO WATCH HIM I HAVE A FEELING HE IS GONNA LOSE IT WHEN WE TELL HIM 
  • TELL ME WHAT - V SAID 
  • JAEHEE: THAT THAT M-
  • ZEN: MC LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU 
  • JUMIN: SHE LEFT A NOTE AND HER PHONE… SHES GONE 
  • V VOMITTED ALL OVER JUMIN 
  • JUMIN WAS PIST 
  • HE BOUGHT EVERYONE CLOTHES TO STAY WITH V
  • HE EVEN BOUGH T INFLATABLE MATTRESSES 
  • SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG WENT TO THEIR HOME AND BROUGHT BACK THE EQUIPMENT THEY NEEDED TO FIND MC 
  • *2ND DAY*
  • V WAS MORE STABLE
  • HE SAW THE WHOLE RFA IN HIS HOUSE
  • EVEN ELIZABETH 3RD 
  • HE ASKED WHY THEY WERE THERE 
  • YOOSUNG JUST KILLED HIM WITH HIS GLARE
  • UM WHAT IS GOING ON EVERYONE-V
  • JUMIN GOT UP AND WENT TO HIM 
  • DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH MC 
  • SHIT MY CAMERA I NEED TO FIND HER JUMIN WHERE IS SHE STAYING 
  • SAERAN: WE DONT KNOW SHE FLED THE COUNTRY 
  • V-FAINTED-
  • FOR THE REST OF THE DAYS THE RFA HAD TO TAKE CARE OF V 
  • ITS BEEN 6 PAINFUL LONG DAYS 
  • BUT JUMIN NOTICED SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG TALKING 
  • THEY KEPT LOOKING AT SAEYOUNGS SCREEN AND SAERAN SHAKED HIS HEAD
  • JUMIN: HAVE YOU FOUND HER 
  • SAERAN: UM WELL UM
  • SAEYOUNG: WE FOUND TRACES OF HER IN THE UNITED STATES BUT WE ARE NOT SURE IF SHE IS STAYING OR WHAT SHE IS DOING
  • JUMIN: WHAT STATES
  • SAERAN: CALIFORNIA AND SUPPOSEDLY SHE WENT TO ALASKA FIRST
  • YOOSUNG: THATS WHERE RIKA IS 
  • ZEN: JESUS CHRIST WHERE DID SHE WENT FIRST ALSAKA OR CALIFORNIA 
  • SAEYOUNG: WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ITS LIKE SHE KNEW WE WERE GONNA TRACK HER AND SHE JUST SO 
  • SAERAN: COMPLICATED 
  • V: I I DESTROYED HER I I CAN-T
  • V STARTED TO CRY AND JAEHEE TOOK HIM TO LAY DOWN 
  • ZEN: JUMIN DO YOU THINK SHE WILL EVER COME BACK
  • JUMIN WENT TO GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW: -heavy sigh- i i just dont know 
  • Yoosung over heard and he felt bad…badthat his cousin is still causing pain….. 
  • they all went to bed in the living room 
  • shit even V he slept on the couch 
  • everyone was thinking about MC 
  • and remembering how they always brought up RIka 
  • damn they all felt guilt 
  • saeyoung: -whipser- brother are are you getting the same signal
  • saeran: mc is back *whisper* 
  • Jumin woke up so quickly when he heard them say that 
  • jumin: where 
  • saeran: my records say that she was at the airport 
  • saeyoung: yeah i thinnk she just arrived There 
  • jumin: access the camera scans now
  • saeran: already have it here look i think thats her 
  • saeyoung: but but if it is here then why does she have a big bandage on her shoulder 
  • jumin: fuck, we are keeping this private till we know her every move got it 
  • saeran: i dont work for you 
  • jumin pulls out his check book and writes 3,000,000 USD 
  • saeran: you got it boss 
  • saeyoung: WHAT ABOUT ME 
  • jumin: *grabs elizabeth 3rd and hands it to him* only for 1 hour 
  • saeyoung: YAAASSS
  • *knock knock*
  • everyone O.O 
  • ELizabeth 3rd ran to the door and meowed 
  • Saeran smirked and ran to the door 
  • Hello MC 
  • saeyoung: WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW SAERAN
  • saeran: ive been tracking MC for a while already you are just….slower 
  • MC: hello everyone
  • yoosung cried
  • saeyoung cried
  • saeran patted your shoulder and looked at your bondage 
  • jumin got teary eyed 
  • jaehee cried 
  • zen cried 
  • v v was sobbing and went crawling to you on your knees 
  • you helped him get up and hugged him 
  • you were hugging him while people ask you questions
  • what happen to your shoulder ?
  • Oh ummm im guessing one of the twins must of mention i was in alaska to see rika and ummm she toook the surprise visit not well and she got a knife and almost stab me with it *v hugged tighter* but she just slashed me 
  • everyone cried 
  • im sorry i shouldnt of said anything about rika i know rika means a-
  • everyone: FUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK RIKKKKAAAAA 
  • *elizabeth third meowed with them* 
  • you let go of V and got him the most expensive camera in the world and you said sorry and he just hugged you and promise to love you and never let you go and he said sorry then everyone came in for a group hug

SAEYOUNG 

  • remember the space station that he promise to marry you in
  • yeah it never happened 
  • the beginning of yalls relationship was perfect 
  • but ever since you accidentally destroyed the hard drive that contain all of saerans baby pictures
  • he just  
  • couldnt stand looking at you anymore
  • sex felt like it was a routine  
  • he didnt make you feel pretty anymore
  • one day she was bought a new dress she asked saeyoung and saeran what they thought of  it 
  • MC: so what do you guys think?
  • Saeran: you look beautiful MC ! wow my brother is lucky to have you 
  • saeyoung: you really think so ?
  • saeran: yeah MC looks amazing ! I wish i can heal faster and i can love someone the way you love MC awkward 
  • he didnt know okay 
  • he thought yall ere going thru a dry spell 
  • MC: thats so sweet of you saeran! 
  • saeyoung: if you really think she is beautiful you can have her. She not useful for me anymore 
  • saeran: dude what the fuck is wrong with you 
  • MC: saeyoung its been months i said im sorry !!!!! okay im sorrry !!!! (goes on knees) please forgive me saeyoung please!!! 
  • Saeran:MC what happened 
  • Saeyoung: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
  • MC: I WAS CLEANING HIS DESK AND I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED THE DR.PEPPER HE HAD ON HIS DESK AND IT SPILLED ON THE HARD DRIVE THAT HAD YOUR PICTURES SAERAN *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY* 
  • Saeran: are you seriously mad at her because of that brother!? you have me here now and its best to forget the past 
  • Saeyoung: BUT THOSE PICTURES MEANS A LOT TO ME IT REMINDS ME OF HOW FAR WE CAME AND SHE FUCKING RUINED IT 
  • mc ran to the guest bedroom 
  • you heard saeran and saeyoung arguing some more and then an hour later you heard a door knock 
  • mc……
  • it was saeran 
  • you opened the door
  • he just hugged you and closed the door
  • you cried and cried and cried 
  • he held you in his arms like a protective brother 
  • he was saying sorry for his brothers actions 
  • you told him no 
  • you told him it was your fault 
  • he literally told him everything 
  • from how he treated you to how you felt like sex was a chore to how he wouldnt even pay attention to you anymore
  • he saw how broken you were 
  • he didnt know what to do 
  • he remember when he was having episodes you just hugged him 
  • so he did the same thing for you as you did for him for months 
  • saeran offered you saying that the both of you can sleep in the living room together so you wouldnt be alone
  • he felt awkward sleeping with you in closed bedrooms… especially noq 
  • he knew saeyoung wouldnt say anything
  • but saeyoung was different now
  • he snapped 
  • you declined saying you would like to cry yourself to sleep without anyone watching 
  • he left and went to his room and cried 
  • cried because he knows how it feels to cry yourself to sleep 
  • he had to help fix this 
  • he went to saeyoungs bedroom and knocked 
  • he saw his brother on his computer doing coding 
  • saeran shut down his laptop 
  • saeyoung: i was in the middle of work 
  • saeran: congrats now whats wrong
  • saeyoung: shes useless i dont love her 
  • saeran: i know you better than that im not stupid tell me whats wrong why does it bother you that the pictures are erased now 
  • saeyoung: cause that was the only thing that gave me purpose in life back then brother i thought you were actually happy and it made me feel at peace whenever im stressed now i look at the pcitures of you and MC and i feel at peace but she fucked it up
  • saeran: brother she didnt it was an accident im not mad that the pictures are gone
  • saeyoung: your not ? how come
  • saeran: i have my new family now and i prefer this than that 
  • saeyoung: can i hug you?
  • saeran: one arm hug thats it 
  • saeyoung give him a two arm hug and saeran returned it 
  • he made a promise to god and saeran that he was going to fix everything with MC and he was going to spend the rest of his life apologizing to her 
  • -hours later-
  • saeran got up 
  • it was around 3:42am
  • he was thirsty and decided to go to the kitchen 
  • he decided to go by the guest room and see if you were okay 
  • he knocked gently 
  • he knocked again 
  • nothing 
  • he was about to open the door but it was already ajar 
  • he saw the bed freshly made 
  • he heard the taxi honk
  • shit MC is making a run for it
  • he ran to the door and opened it and he saw you ready to leave them 
  • MC PLEASE DONT THINK ABOUT THIS !MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT PLEASE MC NO 
  • he fell to his knees but he got up and was running after you
  • you turned around and 
  • mouthed im sorry 
  • he screeched his brothers name 
  • his brother ran to saeran 
  • he saw you leaving off with the taxi he memorized the number of the plate before he fell to his knees
  • he was screaming your name
  • they both were 
  • they were two broken men that you left behind
  • but you didnt see saeyoung crying his heart out 
  • you didnt see him pounding the cement 
  • you didnt see his brother running his fingers thru his hair 
  • you didnt see any of it 
  • *saeyoung POV* 
  • i fucking lost her 
  • i pushed her away 
  • its all my fault i dont deserve to live 
  • fuck 
  • i felt my brother hug me
  • he was shaking
  • he was crying 
  • i got a flashback of how he did the exact same motion whenever our mom was about hit us 
  • my brother was scared he was going to relapse because MC helped saeran out so much 
  • she saw him as his brother
  • she helped me 
  • keep me sane 
  • she helped me loved life
  • she let me be happy 
  • i destoyed the love of my life 
  • i destroyed the light that keep this family going 
  • after all she is my furture wife 
  • and she is saerans sister 
  • i shook saeran off me
  • saeran: w-ww–ee ne-need t-to fi-find h-her 
  • i dragged my brother to our desk 
  • we cleaned all paper work 
  • and got ready 
  • to find MC 
  • i inputed the license plate number while saeran access every single camera within the 50 mile radius 
  • we putthe cameras on the big screen *the wall* 
  • and looked to see if we could see the cab 
  • we found it 
  • it was nearby the train station shit
  • i got the keys to my fastest car 
  • and i got in the dirver seat and saeran got in the passenger seat
  • to get to the train station by car takes 45 mins 
  • we got there in 15 
  • saeran was doing everything he can to stall the train station from departing and he was successful 
  • we were two crazy men yelling out MC name throught the station 
  • we barged thru and checked every train cart she wasnt there 
  • we lost her 
  • we lost our fire
  • i lost my life 
  • for 6 days straight me and saeran were looking at every possible country city looking for MC 
  • we never found her 
  • we were both losing our selves 
  • i started to hate myself 
  • saeran was hating me but was trying to control his emotions
  • i wanted to die
  • i cant be in this world without MC 
  • my brother knew what i was thinking and searched harder 
  • somehow we both fell asleep
  • deep sleep 
  • until i heard an angelic voice saying me and my brothers name 
  • it was MC 
  • i screamed and woke my brother up
  • he thought he was hallucinating 
  • i thought so as well
  • saeyoung: i think im seeing her 
  • saeran: have we gone mad 
  • MC: no its me im sorry guys i jus-
  • i went over to her and picked her up and kissed her 
  • i put her down so saeran can hug her 
  • but he was just on his knees crying 
  • she bent down and hugged him 
  • he was having a break down and i bent down and hugged my family
  • MC got up and my heart stopped 
  • was she going to tell me she is going to leave us for good 
  • she got something out of her purse and went to the computer and inputed a USB drive 
  • it had all the pictures that was on the file that she accidentally broke 
  • it had more pictures of us 
  • and then it went to her and saeran 
  • where they went to little trip while i was at work
  • and then it was the RFA
  • then the second to last paicture was all of us a family photo with the rfa 
  • the last picture was her smiling in the middle between me and saeran
  • he was smiling in the photo
  • i broke down and hugged her 
  • she told us she went to her grandfather in japan and he fixed everything and modernized it a bit and she decided to add more photos
  • i spent the rest of my life makin git up to her 
  • we had the space ship wedding just like i wanted no
  • what we wanted 

Yoosung

  • you guys rarely and i mean RARELY get into arguments 
  • you guys understand each other 
  • love each other 
  • respect each others boundaries 
  • but not every relationship can be picture perfect
  • one day you two were playing LOL together 
  • he loved that you actually took interest into something he liked because he made his life a bit better
  • but he knew that he had to do something you likes 
  • and guess what you liked 
  • THE FREAKING GYM *WHICH IS NOT ME LOL I RATHER BE AT HOME AND RELAX AND EAT CHIPS 
  • so yoosung was actually getting into decent shape 
  • zen was lowkey jealous because people were starting to notice yoosung more LOL 
  • so one day you decided that you needed to workout alone and yoosung was fine cause he wanted to defeat a level 
  • but then you started to out more and more on your own 
  • the reason for that is because you were enrolled in a insanity workout class and you knew yoosung couldnt handle it 
  • he confronted you because he is a worried bean and you showed him some videos and he just cried 
  • cried because you KNEW HIM SO WELL 
  • one day you came home all sweaty and tired and you notice that yoosung wasnt home 
  • you threw your gym bag aiming for the couch but you accidentally hit yoosungs limited edition LOL ACTION FIGURE 
  • JESUS CHRIST 
  • YOU WERE CRYING 
  • YOU WENT TO IT TO TRY AND FIX IT 
  • BUT ITS HEAD IS MISSING 
  • THE LEG IS ALL CRACKED SIDEWAYS 
  • IF THE ACTION FIGURE WAS A REAL PERSON BEST BELIEVE IT WOULDNT EVEN BE ALIVE ANY MORE 
  • YOU WERE A NERVOUS WRECK 
  • you got the figure together and put it inside a shoe box 
  • you took a shower and put on some comfortable clothes because you had to tell yoosung 
  • yoosung came home pretty late because he was at the library studying 
  • “MC!!!! HOONEEEEY IM HOOME” 
  • aaaaaaaa the sweetness of his voice c: 
  • it sounds so beautiiful 
  • but yet  you knew you were going to be the destroyer 
  • shit where he goes EVERYTHING 
  • its time to break this mans heart 
  • you breathed heavily and entered the living room 
  • you saw him going crazy 
  • “ 1…..2…..3.3……4….WHERE IS NUMBER 5 WHERE IS ACTION FIGURE NUMBER 5 I PLACED IT RIGHT HERE HOLLY SPAGHETTI” 
  • fuck how were you going to do this 
  • “um yoosung ….. sweetie…. are you okay”
  • “MC I AM MISSING NUMBER 5 YOU KNOW THE PURPLE ONE” 
  • “ baby please sit do-” 
  • “HOW CAN I SIT DOWN IN A TIME LIKE THIS” 
  • “YOOSUNG PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME” 
  • he sat down and started to cry 
  • “ what is it MC” 
  • “ yoosung i came home from my insasnity workout and my bag hit figure number 5 im sorry yoosung it wasnt on purpose i just thought it was gonna flop onto the couch” 
  • THIS POOR CHILD BURSTED OUT CRYING HE JUST CRIED 
  • you tried to console him but you he kept pushing you away from him 
  • he didnt eat dinner that night 
  • he slept in the same bed as you but you heard him crying himself to sleep 
  • you got onto your phone and looked for a place where they sold the toy 
  • NO ONE HAD IT OKAY THATS HOW LIMITED EDITION HIS FIGURE WAS 
  • you grew desperate 
  • you left the bed silently and went to to the computer and logged onto LOL 
  • you put on the head set and the majority of your and his members were logged on
  • “OH MY GOD ITS OUR LEADER HELLO LEADER”
  • “GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY”
  • you told them everything 
  • “okay guys i need the biggest favor ever…. if anyone has an extra figure of that i am willing to pay big money”
  • the chatroom grew quiet 
  • you started to cry 
  • then this one player 
  • “leader MC i live in Alaska and i have one extra of the figure but you see its really hard to ship things from here so you would have to come to my place to get it” 
  • you gave private message her saying that if she is really willing 
  • you bought the plane ticket and grabbed some clothes *warm ones* 
  • and left to the airport 
  • but you forgot to leave any trace behind that you were going to come back 
  • it was too into the heat of the moment.
  • YOOSUNG POV*
  • my life is over…. its finished 
  • GAME OVER 
  • *cries* 
  • NO DONT TOUCH ME !!
  • wait no one is touching me 
  • why is MC not touching me did she went to go get water or what 
  • i got up and looked around our bedroom the sun was already up and i checked the alarm and it was 10:31am 
  • jesus christ i overslept 
  • “MC…. where are you YOU ARE SCARING ME” 
  • no reply 
  • today is Saturday so there is no gym classes for her today 
  • where is she 
  • i called zen jumin jaehee and……. the letter that shouldn't be mention… THEY ALL HAVENT SEEN MC 
  • god okay maybe she will come home soon 
  • its been 8 hours 
  • she hasnt been here 
  • its time to go to sevens and saerans house 
  • SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEEEEEEEN
  • yes C: you heard thru the door
  • I NEED YOUR HELP 
  • NO MORE HONEY BUDDAH CHIPS BYE 
  • mc is gone 
  • *door opens* 
  • saeran: what happened? 
  • yoosung: shes just gone 
  • saeyoung: what do you mean she just left… you know her better than anyone where is she usually 
  • yoosung: i checked her places and nothing saeyoung she she sh 
  • saeran: oh fuck please do-
  • yoosung: *BAWLS OUT CRYING* 
  • saeyoung: there there me and MY BROTHER :D 
  • saeran: bye 
  • yoosung: PLEASE SAERAN *RUNS AFTER HIM AND TACKLES HIM DOWN* PLEASE HELP ME FIND MC 
  • saeran: *pushes him off* get off me fine just stay in your corner 
  • saeran then went to get water and gummy worms and proceeded to start looking for you 
  • saeyoung was nice enough to to gve you DR. Pepper and honey buddah chips 
  • but you felt like just crying 
  • LIKE YOU WERE CRYING LIKE A BABY 
  • its been 2 whole days of you just crying 
  • saeran was annoyed 
  • saeran was done 
  • you notice saeran making a drink and you saw that saeyoung was a bit worried 
  • saeran: here drink this… all of it 
  • yoosung: why ITS NOT MC 
  • saeran: i will stop looking for her if you dont drink this 
  • yoosung: fine i i ill dr-drink it 
  • saeran: g0od 
  • 2 hours later you fill your body tingling 
  • yoosung: where does the liquor in here ? 
  • saeran: no 
  • yoosung: does saeran choi is gay 
  • saeran: jesus christ just just work already 
  • saeyounug: DOES SAERAN CHO IS GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO 
  • yoosung: do choi twins is gay ? 
  • saeran: 2 more mins 
  • yoosung: for is um what? 
  • you blanked out 
  • you knocked out 
  • saeyoung: are you sure its not gonna kill him 
  • saeran: yes its just to keep him to shut up for a long time he doesn't let me concentrate 
  • saeyoung: for how long is he gonna sleep for 
  • saeran: 4 days give or take 
  • in the long sleep all you were seeing you life 
  • from being born to now
  • you were watching a movie of your life
  • you didnt know how to feel because it SHOWED EVERYTHING 
  • you saw the recent outbreak you did 
  • ouch you hurt MC feeling 
  • oh my god 
  • she probably thought i didnt want her with me anymore 
  • saeran: he is shaking, probably having a bad dream
  • saeyoung: cant we wake him up/ mc is already on their way here 
  • saeran: idk how to wake him up 
  • saeyoung: ….
  • saeran: MC is coming i here her cab 
  • saeyoung: oh god 
  • MC POV 
  • i entered the door and saw saeran throw a blanket over something 
  • what is he doing 
  • saeran: how was alaska ? 
  • saeyoung: yeaahhh 
  • mc: it was fine but what are you guys trying to hide from me 
  • saeran: whats in the bag
  • mc: what are you trying to hide from me 
  • yoosung: mmhmhmmhhmhm
  • mc: oh my god yoosung 
  • *pushed pass the brothers and saw him sleeping droolings and everything* 
  • MC: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO 
  • saeran: he NEEDED TO SHUT UP OKAY HE WAS CRYING FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS LIKE DOESNT HE RUN OUT OF TEARS OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU HANDLE THE CRY BABY 
  • you were screaming for yoosung to wake up and he finally did 
  • MC: THANK GOD YOOSUNG 
  • YOOSUNG: AM I DEAD AM IM SEEING MY ANGEL 
  • MC: *YOU KISSED HIM* IM SO SORRY I BROKE YOUR STATUE YOOSUNG I AM SO SORRY 
  • YOOSUNG: ACTION FIGURE BUT ITS OKAY I I RATHER HAVE YOU THAN THE FIGURE 
  • MC: WHY NOT HAVE BOTH 
  • YOOSUNG: MC IT ITS LIMITED EDITION YOU CANT HAVE B-
  • * you showed him the figure 
  • yoosung cried even harder 
  • saeran left the house cause he couldnt take it no more 
  • you guys went back home and made up c; and thEn played LOL 

ZEN

  • for three years you and zen have been happily together but the only problem was that he was always super busy 
  • but you understood because you knew what you were signing up for 
  • what you didn't know is that this beautiful gorgeous man is jealous 
  • like he MUST SHOW IT 
  • he tries so hard to hide to but it is nearly impossible for him to do so 
  • so one day he told you that he has to work over time for a whole week so you logged onto the chatroom and everyone else was keeping you company 
  • many of the RFA members took you out to to dinner or you went over their place to hang out 
  • zen knew and he didnt mind because he trust his friends and you 
  • but for some reason 
  • god was out to get him because he noticed during his breaks you talked to jumin more 
  • more and more days has passed and noticed that you were over at jumins place more than the others 
  • jesus christ he is biting his tongue 
  • but he couldnt help it one day 
  • because he logged on the chat room one day and the whole chat room was blowing up 
  • JUMIN FUCKING HAN POSTED A PERFECT SELFIE WITH YOU WEARING CAT EARS WEARING HIS JACKET LAUGHING AND JUMIN WAS LAUGHING AS WELL 
  • IT WAS THE FIRST TIME JUMIN EVER TOOK A NON BLURRY SELFIE 
  • ZEN: Oh hello MC. I see that you are having fun. 
  • MC: BABY!! how is everything!? i bet you are doing an amazing job in your performances
  • Yoosung: LOOK JUMIN HAN IS SMILING OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING 
  • saeyoung: LOOOKK HOW ADORABLE MC LOOKS WITH THE CAT EARS ON 
  • Jaehee: MC does look rather nice… i feel odd that Mr. Han is smiling 
  • Jumin: I am laughing because my best friend is making me laugh 
  • Saeran: o
  • Saeyoung 

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Originally posted by ladyarcane

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  1. Jaehee Kang has left the chatroom 
  2. Zen: what did you say jerk 
  3. MC: YAAAAY JUMIN DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU JUMIN 
  4. Saeyoung: I thought i would never live to see the day 
  5. Yoosung: that jumin shows some type of 
  6. saeran: affection.
  7. saeyoung: SEEEEE BRRROTHER YOU HAVE HOPE MC PLEASE DO MY BROTHER NEXT 
  8. yoosung: wait MC did jumin!!!?????
  9. Jumin: No. 
  10. Zen: Im going to kill you Jumin 
  11. MC: SAEYOUNG WORD SHIT RIGHT but ill be happy to show your brother how to show emotion c: 
  12. saeyoung: MC SAERAN IS SMILING OH MY GOOOOD YOUR POWERS ARE WORKING 
  13. Saeran: :) thank you MC 
  14. Saeran has left the chatroom 
  15. Zen: my girlfriend will not help no one 
  16. MC: zen are you okay why are you being such a grump :(
  17. Jumin: Yes Zen why are you being a so called “grump” 
  18. saeyoung : MC YOU ARE CHANGING THE ROBOT
  19. Jumin: It is nice having her as my company, we drink wine talk about our past and praise Elizabeth 3rd
  20. ZEN: Mc
  21. MC: yes babe ~
  22. Zen: Home. Now. 
  23. Zen has left the chatroom
  24. Yoosung: what is his problem
  25. Saeyoung: i dont have a good feeling about this 
  26. MC: yeah i should go :/ 
  27. MC has exit the charoom 
  28. Jumin has exit the chatroom 
  29. I CANT BELIEVE THAT TRUST FUND JERK IS MAKING MOVES ON MY MC 
  30. SHE IS MINE NO ONE ELSE
  31. I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL ENOUGH TO BE SAVED FROM HER 
  32. BUT NOW IS SEE SHE SAVES EVERYBODY 
  33. i got home and i saw that the limo driver barely leaving my house 
  34. he even got the nerve to send her in one of his fancy limos…. stupid trust fund jerk 
  35. when i went inside i swear i can smell him onj her 
  36. Zen: hello. Mc. 
  37. MC: hi baby whats wrong? 
  38. zen: so i see your into fixing everybody is that your new kink? 
  39. mc: zen honestly cut it out Jumin is a very good friend  of mine and he is helping me out with something so zen stop. 
  40. zen: oh what is he helping you with MC huh huh tell me I CAN HANDLE IT MC TELL ME 
  41. MC: ZEN DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE FEELING JEALOUS. IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SO STOP IMAGING STUFF HAPPENING BETWEEN ME AND JUMIN. AND WHILE IM AT IT YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE BECOME A BETTER PERSON YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR HELPING POOR CREATURES LIKE ANIMALS AND EVERYTHING WHY IS IT SO WRONG FOR WANTING TO HELP SOME BODY BECOME A BETTER PERSON 
  42. ZEN: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY DID IT FOR ME 
  43. MC: ZEN I PUT MYSELF LAST JUST SO YO CAN BE HAPPY ZEN I LOVED BEING THERE FOR YOU I LOVE BEING YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON BUT ITS NOT THE SAMW TYPE OF CARE THAT I GIVE FOR JUMIN THE ONLY THING HE NEEDS IS FOR SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO HIM NOT TO JUDGE HIM THATS IT. MY LOVE, HEART, MIND, SOUL BELONGS TO YOU AND ONLY YOU 
  44. * SHE GOT CLOSER AND YOU HATED IT BECAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE WINE THAT SHE DRANK IN HIS HOME* 
  45. ZEN: i honestly dont know how to feel. i smell him on you and MC i dont know what to think. im sorry i gotta go.
  46. MC: zen wait why are you being so irrational i love you im always there for you i get you dont like jumin but it doesnt mean that i have to hate him so much… if only i could tell you…. but i… cant 
  47. ZEN: see you tomorrow MC 
  48. and i left 
  49. MC POV 
  50. ugh i hate that i cant tell him…. i feel like he forgot that his birthday is coming up because of all the stress he is recieving 
  51. why do we gotta fight now… 
  52. i have to leave sooon. 
  53. god why NOOOOW 
  54. shoudl i stay 
  55. should i go 
  56.  fuck it i gotta go… he’ll understand once i show him *breathes heavily* its time to go back 
  57. *you picked up the phone and called * 
  58. MC: Ju-
  59. Jumin: the jet is ready for you the driver is still around the corner ill be waiting for you inside the jet. see you soon… best friend… 
  60. *beeeeeep* 
  61. Zen POV 
  62. ugh where the fuck am i ? 
  63. why am i surrondered by action figures 
  64. where are my clothes?
  65. please god please dont tell me i cheated on MC 
  66. mc
  67. NOOOO MY JEALOUSY GOT THE EBST OF ME NOOOO I SCREWED IT BIG TIME 
  68. fuck i see panties 
  69. i see bras?? 
  70. why am i in a closet full of women clothing 
  71. please dont let it be true 
  72. please dont let it be true 
  73. Zen: heellooooo anyone there 
  74. unrecognizable voice: he is awake your problem now 
  75. huh? i think i recognize that voice 
  76. you hear someone getting closer to the door 
  77. fuck who is it shoit 
  78. saeyoung: HIYA ZEN HOW ARE YOU :D 
  79. zen: what am i doing here !? where are my clothes 
  80. saeyoung: well you see you were infront of our door drunk and saeran tried geting you inside the house becaus you were a mess and you started to take of your clothes and dance to the music that was coming from inside your head :D so saeran threw you into my closet :) 
  81. zen: jesus christ *gets up and sees his pants in the corner and puts it in with a shirt* 
  82. saeran: thank god you are dressed now… please leave my house 
  83. zen: yeah dude sorry im leaving 
  84. damn i guess i gone drinking 
  85. shit i need to go home 
  86. *gets home safetly somehow* 
  87. ZEN: MCCC BABY IM SORRY I CAME HOME LATE WHERE ARE CHUUUU 
  88. you didnt hear shit 
  89. huh perhaps she head to work already 
  90. when you were eating a protein bar its like everything fucking hit you 
  91. SHIT I HAD A FIGHT WITH MC SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT 
  92. you declined every single meeting so you can make up today and spend the day with ehr tomorow 
  93. she never showed up that night 
  94. you cried yourself to sleep that night 
  95. you woke up to yet another day with an empty home 
  96. you drank more and more thinking she ran off with jumin 
  97. fuck jumin i hate him 
  98. MC why did you leave me baby 
  99. i fucking loved you so much 
  100. im so sorry baby 
  101. im sorrry my jealousy ruined us 
  102. in another life i would make you stay 
  103. so i dont have to say that you were the one that got away 
  104. fuck the song is coming into my head 
  105. MC just know i love you so much 
  106. im sorry im no longer your muse 
  107. *continues drinking and smoking for 6 days straight* 
  108. MC POV 
  109. MC: hahahahahaah jumin you are hilarious !
    Jumin: haha. thank you but i hope zen likes the gift you are going to give him 
  110. MC: yes but i feel so guilty because ugh i hope he isnt thinking wrong things…. i feel … i just have a bad feeling about this 
  111. Jumin: its okay he is a big boy he can understand.. look MC we are going to land back home 
  112. *5 hours later*
  113. jumin: okay we are here ill held back and let you and zen enjoy some time together :) 
  114. MC: *hugs him tightly* THANK YOU JUMIN YOU ARE AMAZING THE BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD! 
  115. Jumin: okay wow thank you MC i better go ELizaebeth is missing m in the car let me know how he likes it ! 
  116. okay time to show him his gift 
  117. you walked inside the house and saw zen passed out 
  118. SHIT ZEN ZEEEEEEN ZEEEEEEENNNN
  119. jumin heard you screaming and crying and he ran inside and called an ambulance and the best doctors in the world 
  120. zen woke up three days later to seeing MC Jumin and the rest of the RFA sitting in his hospital room 
  121. Zen: m-mc
  122. MC: ZEN SHIT I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR WAKING YOU 
  123. zen:what do y-y-you mean waking up 
  124. Jumin: me and MC found you passed out and its been 5 days since you lost conscious  
  125. MC: i know you probably hate me btut i didnt leave you zen i went with jumin to the states to get you this custom built harley and zen im so SORRY 
  126. zen cried and told you that he is sorry and he would never drink that much again 

Jumin *this is gonna be short sorry i just really want to get this done* 

  • ·       You and Jumin jesus Christ you and jumin were SOOO HAPPY
  • ·       AND I MEAN SO HAPPY
  • ·       THAT HE CAN DIE THAT DIE AND LITERALLY
  • ·       NO REGRETS
  • ·       He treated you like a queen in public and in private you know ;)
  • ·       It was almost Christmas and Jumin flew away for business for almost a month
  • ·       Jaehee was being amazing and told you he was getting your Christmas gift abroad
  • ·       #billonaireboysclub
  • ·       And you ?
  • ·       Well you wanted to get jumin something nice
  • ·       Since the both of you had joint accounts
  • ·       And the account literally had so many comas
  • ·       You decide that you didn’t want the gift to be about money
  • ·       You wanted it to be something meaningful
  • ·       Something pure
  • ·       Something he will remember for the rest of his life
  • ·       So you decided you needed to go back to Costa Rica to visit family while Jumin was away
  • ·       So you asked your family for help
  • ·       TO HELP YOU THINK FOR A GIFT
  • ·       They were stumped caused everything they mention he already FUCKING HAD
  • ·       Jesus Christ
  • ·       Jumin Han had
  • ·       Power
  • ·       Money
  • ·       Pussy (Elizabeth 3rd)
  • ·       And
  • ·       You
  • ·       What more does this man need
  • ·       So you needed to go to a family party
  • ·       But once you arrived at the party you felt sick
  • ·       nauseous  
  • ·       you assumed because you weren’t accustom to the strong scent of mayo for a long time so you just ignored it
  • ·       until you vomited all over
  • ·       you’re family members took you to the hospital
  • ·       you were relived to find out that it wasn’t nothing serious
  • ·       so you decided to fly back early
  • ·       but when you flew back
  • ·       Jumin han was crying
  • ·       He was freaking out because you weren’t there
  • ·       He crawled to you on his knees and told you sorry
  • ·       SORRY FOR WHAT JUMIN YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT WRONG MY PRECIOUS BABY
  • ·       He kept crying till you bent down and told him that you visited your family
  • ·       He just said he would appreciate a call and you told him that you were sorry
  • ·       DEEPLY SORRY
  • ·       But then you opened your purse
  • ·       And gave him a paper
  • ·       MC YOU WERE SICK WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
  • ·       Jumin please read the paper you are gonna love the surprise
  • ·       MC YOU WERE SICK JESUS CHRIST DID YOU SKIP A MEAL MC IT SAID YOU VOMITTED BECAUSEE IT’S A SIDE EFFECT FROM BEING PREGANCT MC YOU
  • ·       O.O
  • ·       :D
  • ·       O:
  • ·       :D
  • ·       :O
  • ·       CONGRATS BABY YOU ARE GONNA BE A FATHER
  • ·       THIS MAN CRIED SO HARD
  • ·       HE WAS SO HAPPY
  • ·       THE BEST EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT HE EVER RECEIVED
  • ·       HE WAS JUST
  • ·       SOLUDGJNKEGJKL
  • ·       HE SENT A BLURRY PICTURE IN THE CHATROOM
  • ·       EVERYONE WAS HAPPY
  • ·       LJFGBEOWUPRFGWREIOG
  • ·       JUMIN HAN IS PRECIOUS
Upstairs, Downstairs Part 1

Summary: A painfully shy dental assistant at the tower gets an unexpected group of friends, and with them comes a whole new world that she never bargained for.

EVENTUAL Bucky x Reader. Reader becoming close friends with the team, especially Steve.

Written in 1st Person, POV of the reader, unless otherwise stated.

TW: Swearing, extreme shyness, that’s really it for this chapter?

Word Count: 1455

A/N: Hi Dolls! So this is a request I received from the lovely Sascha (@loveyourselfcreateyourself). It started out as a one shot that is now going to be in a couple of parts, because as soon as I started writing it, I got carried away, my mind took over! Anyway, enough from me, I love all your support and feedback! Thank you so much <3

P.S – I have a Steve x Reader one shot that will be coming soon, and a Sebastian Stan x Reader piece ready to go, so keep your peepers open for those if you’re interested. Also, please let me know if you want to be permanently tagged in my stuff, as I’d be happy to oblige. Again, I love y’all –Rae xo

 

1.       What the fuck have I got myself into?!

“Ugh.” The alarm, the stupidly loud, annoying alarm. Look, whoever told me that setting your favourite song as your alarm tone is a good idea, was a damn liar. “Time to get this show on the road Y/L/N”

I dragged my ass out of bed and started the routine. Brush my teeth, hop in the shower, dry myself, get dressed…well, you know the drill. The same old shit day in and day out. Not that I’m complaining, I have a good life. A good job, a steady wage, there’s really nothing I should complain about. But, and it’s a small but, I’m lonely. I know right, pass me the violin. I’m so shy that I can’t make friends easily, and when people talk to me, I freeze like a deer in the headlights. I’m so painfully shy, that I physically cannot talk to someone without looking like I’m in pain, and people mistake this for me being a stuck up bitch. I’m not, honestly I’m not, believe me, if I could talk to people without choking on the words, trust me, I would. It would make my job a million percent easier, and I might have even become a dentist by now, but such is life, things could be worse.

So, with that bombshell roaming around my head, and let’s face it, when is it not roaming around my head, I headed to work. I open the door and the crisp morning air slaps me in the face, as if to say, ‘wake up.’ I start my usual walk to the tower, overthinking the social interaction with the Chinese delivery boy last night, when I mindlessly check the time. 8;57?! Shit. I start at 9.

I sprint the entire way to the tower. I could give Usain Bolt a run for his money if I carry on the way I’m going. I was so focused on getting to the tower, that I wasn’t even thinking about the glass door. And yep, you guessed it, I run straight into it. At full speed. This sends me and my glasses flying to the ground. I pick myself up, dust off my uniform and reach around for my glasses. Like Velma, from Scooby Doo. When I finally find them, they’re broken.

‘Shit, great, this is perfect, fan-dabby-fucking-dozy’ I mutter to myself, ‘And now I’m five minutes late, for fucks sake.” Time to face the music, and probably get fired.

“You’re late.” Dr Green never even looked up from his paper. This Professor Snape looking asshole was the bane of my very existence. The only thing I hate about work is this cretin.

“I know I am Sir, I am so very sorry, it won’t happen again, I had some trouble on the way here, and then I fell down, and broke my glasses and-“ I trailed off, explaining myself as quickly as I could to avoid being given the heave-ho.

“Not bothered, don’t care. So, you’re late to work, and show up blind. Brilliant. Fat lot of good you’re going to be today. Go and fetch in the next patient Y/L/N, IF you can see him,” Fuck this guy. He’s such an asshole. He manages to make me feel unqualified AND about two inches tall within 10 seconds. He insists on me calling him Sir or Dr, which automatically makes me hate him. I mean come on, you’re a fucking dentist dude. You don’t go saving people’s lives and shit on the regular. No, that’s what the Avengers are for. Asshole.

“Yes Sir.” I slam the door. God he pisses me off. “Thank god I did break my glasses, means I won’t have to look at your ugly mug all fuckin’ day” I mumble under my breath.

“Ooh shit, who pissed you off sweetie?”  Sam Wilson. Of course he heard you, and he was the patient today, brilliant. If your lateness didn’t give you the boot, cursing in front of an Avenger was certainly going to seal the deal.

“Oh, um, I’m sorry for the profanity, sir. No one was meant to hear that. Dr Green is ready for you“ And he laughs. No actually, he doesn’t laugh. He howls. This dude is screaming his ass off at me.

“What’s your name?” We could use someone who is a good laugh like that upstairs. Ease the tension” Upstairs. UPSTAIRS?! Upstairs is where they all live, upstairs is a no-go for people like me.

Oh, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I work for the ‘Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ themselves. Well, not for them specifically, but we are the in-house, on call 24/7 dental practice for them. Which is basically the same thing, right? I mean in makes total sense, with the amount of fighting they do, they’re gonna be losing some teeth, or chipping them at least. And they need someone here all the time, to fix them back up again, and that’s where we come in. And hey, at least it means I’ll always have a job. Unless I’m ever late again.

“I’m-um-my name-is-Y/N. Y/N, Y/M/N, Y/L/N, sir. It’s an honour to be working for you.” There he goes again, bent over in the waiting room, cackling.

“I could get used to that treatment.” He manages to breathe out between laughs.

“Sir, Dr Green is waiting?” I stumble over my words, as bloody usual.

“Oh shit yeah, sorry.”

I walk into the dental theatre and take my chair next to Green.

“Ok, Falcon, what seems to be the problem here?” he starts, as if it wasn’t obvious. The guy is missing a front tooth. Even I can see that and I’m half blind!

“Erm, well. My tooth got knocked out during a mission again.” He lifted his top lip to show the gap where it had been taken. After a little examination, Green turned around to me.

“Prepare Mr. Wilson’s moulds. He needs this doing as soon as possible. If you can see the file.” He makes my skin crawl and my palms itch.

“Certainly Sir, right away.” I smiled sickly sweet at him. Kill ‘em with kindness, it’s the only way to stop myself from killing him for real.

I know my job inside and out, I could do it in my sleep. I just lack the social confidence to take it a step further, and with Green putting me down all the damn time, I second guess myself. Anyway, the procedure went without a hitch and I was soon escorting Sam back to the reception area. I fumble around the desk to finish some last bits of paperwork for Sam before he leaves.

“Hey, Y/N. When are you on your lunch break?” Huh? What? Why is he asking?

“Oh, um, it’s at 1.30, sir.” There I go again, tripping over my words. The feeling I get in my chest when speaking to someone is what I’d akin to being stabbed feels like.

“Ok, well, why don’t you come upstairs for your lunch? Floor 47. I want you to meet the team. Without them having weapons of torture hanging out of their mouths. Unless Barnes gets snappy, then you have my full permission to poke him with a pointy metal object.” He laughs once again, he was being really kind, but if I’m like this with just him, what will I be like with the whole team all at once. Nuh-huh, no way, no how, I’d rather die.

“Er, Mr Wilson, I don’t think that-”

“Sam. Please, call me Sam. Or Falcon. Or Hot Stuff. Whatever works.”

“Ok then, Sam, I’m not sure that this is appropriate.” But it sure would piss off ole’ Greeny.

“1) It’s your lunch, you can do whatever you damn well please. 2) You don’t like Dr Green, and I imagine some time away from his ‘ugly mug’ will do you some good, and 3) I’m asking you to. You’re funny. You don’t need to be nervous, they’ll love you. Trust me, please Y/N? What have you got to lose?” Upstairs. I’ve been officially invited UPSTAIRS to have lunch with THE AVENGERS, THE FUCKING AVENGERS! This stuff never happens, ever. It’s like Downton Abbey, you have the high class upstairs, and the scullery maids and servants downstairs. It’s not like I can really see them anyway because of my glasses, it’s not as if I’m going to become friends with them. They’ll not even remember me until they come in with a cavity, and probably not even then. Fuck it, you only live once right?

“Ok Sam. I’ll be there. Floor 47. 1.30” a burst of energy runs through me, giving me a little pep in my step.

“Really?! That’s great! They’re gonna fuckin’ love you, I swear” That’s it, nothing more said. He’s gone. And I’m having lunch with the avengers.

What the fuck have I got myself into?

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yeoliexxx  asked:

Hey! :3 i really like ur headcannons ♡ it really brightens up my day alot. Can i have ur headcannons abt spoiled ceo jungkook and professional secretary jimin? :3 gomawo~

I’m so happy you enjoy them! ^^

+ Jungkook groans as he looks at the papers piling up for his approval. Jungkook sighs as he clicks the button on his phone.

+ “Park Jimin ssi. Please come here.” Jungkook orders with a soft whine.

+ “Right away sir.” Jimin responds sweetly and the click ends. Jungkook drums his fingers for the few seconds it takes Jimin to reach his office. Jimin smiles as he closes the door behind him. “Yes sir?”

+ Jungkook pouts as he squishes his cheeks as he bats his eyes. “Jiminnie, can you help me with paper work?”

+ Jimin rolls his eyes. “Sir, these are papers that need your attention, not mine.”

+ “Pwease!” Jungkook asks with his big brown eyes and a wiggling bottom lip. Jimin sighs as he gives a nod. Jungkook yips happily as he brings a stack over to where Jimin went to take a seat on the couch.

+ Jimin goes over the paper with Jungkook and Jungkook signs of he agrees or he placed it on the table beside him if he doesn’t agree.

+ Jungkook behaved for a good 30 minutes before Jimin felt Jungkook scoot closer and a palm on his thigh.

+ “Ji-” Jungkook lean in to kiss Jimin’s pretty plump lips but met with the stock report. Jungkook frowns as he leans back as Jimin places the paper in his lap. “Aw, Jiminnie!”

+ “You.” Jimin pokes Jungkook’s nose, “are suppose to work on these.”

+ “But I wanna work on you.” Jungkook says huskily, climbing forward to pin Jimin to thr couch. Jungkook leans down again to kiss Jimin but met again another packet of paper. Jungkook whines as he sits back down and glares at the packet while Jimin laughs.

+ “You can work me after you finish the paper work.” Jimin says holding a pen to Jungkook. Jungkook pouts and Jimin sighs. “How about if you get this done with in the next hour then I’ll let you but buy me dinner.”

+ Jungkook gasps happily “really!?”

+ “really.” Jimin says picking up another packet. Jungkook bounces in his seat and scoots closer.

+ “Ok! Let’s do this!” Jungkook says cracking his neck as shaking his arms lose.

+ Jimin shakes his head as he chuckles before reading the paper work again.

TalesFromTheFrontDesk: My contract is not with you. A DOS tale.

Some days work is fun. I’m a sales director for a major brand in a major city. Today I happened to be helping out at the front desk when a call came through. The agent took the call and I could kind of hear the conversation. The guest on the phone wanted to expand his team block coming in a few months for a major tournament and we were sold out. FDA explained that she simply didn’t have rooms to sell and that’s when all hell broke loose. I can hear him clearly now, through the phone microphone, that’s 10’ away from me. He will be Jack(short for jackass).
Jack: What the Fuck do you mean you can’t expand it? This isn’t rocket science, do your fucking job!!
FDA: I’m very sorry sir I don’t have.. cut off
Jack: You don’t have a brain in your head? (I shit you not, at this point he goes on a 5 minute rant about how dumb the FDA is. She barely said 3 sentences to him, all of which were correct) let me talk to someone who knows up from down!

At this point I put my hand on her shoulder and tell her to transfer him to my office and I’ll handle this, and if she wants she can listen in.

FDA(wearing a wry grin): Right away sir. transfers call

Me: Thank you for calling blah blah this is thatsmistersir, how can I help you?
Jack: Your front desk doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing and you better be able to do what I want.
Me: I’m the Director of Sales at this property and completely authorized to do just about anything, what is it you need?
Jack: I need 3 more rooms added onto (name of block) for my team (name of team).
Me: I see, and to whom am I speaking?
Jack: I’m Jackass, coach of (name of team)
Me: Thank you for that, and were you informed that we are sold out for that weekend?
Jack: You aren’t sold out! Expedia and Booking.com still show that I can make a reservation and (at this time he’s on speaker phone and I’ve pulled out my desk vodka and poured a shot for the abused FDA who’s listening and seems like she’s in shock) I demand that you add three more rooms. Do you have any idea how much money I’m spending there?
Me: They don’t always have the most up to date information and I’m looking at it in real time. We are sold out. I see you have 10 rooms booked for 7 days at a rate of $140 so.. give me a minute… looks like you’ll be spending $10829.00. That’s a pretty good deal considering the time of year.
Jack: So are you going to do it or am I going to call corporate and have you fired?
Me: You’re always welcome to call corporate but please allow me to explain what I am going to do first. I’m freeing up some room in the block by cancelling your reservations. The way you’ve acted today is unacceptable and I’m adding you and your team to a DNR list. I’ll also be talking to the tournament director and explaining what I just went through and the conversation where you abused my FDA for doing their job correctly. The contract I have for the room block is with (tournament director) and not you, I’m not obligated to do anything on your behalf. Also, be advised that this phone call was recorded and copies will be made available to the tournament and my corporate office.
Jack: But, wait, I, Um…
Me: I’m ending this call now, have a nice day.

I look at the FDA who had knocked back her shot and I ask her if she needs another to calm down. She declines and starts to get up but I wave her back to sit down and I call the tournament director, who I’m friends with, and put him on speaker.
Me: Hi (name of tournament director), I’m calling to let you know that I just cancelled the reservations for (name of Jack’s team) and wanted to let you know I have 10 rooms open now for the tourney.
TD(tournament director): sigh Well I have this team from blah blah trying to get rooms and they’ll fill the block back up. What’s the deal with Jack, we’ve had complaints about him before.
Me: Well he verbally abused myself and the FDA that was unlucky enough to answer the call. I put him and his team on a DNR list. I’d be willing to remove the team if they get a new coach, but not him.
TD: This isn’t the first time I’ve heard that about Jack, I warned him last year actually. I’ll reach out to the school and tell them that their team is uninvited and why they’re uninvited.
Me: Would you please BCC me on that email? I’ll buy the next round.
TD: Ha! No problem.

I see the email 5 minutes later just laying into the unacceptable behavior and how the tournament has standards for character and expects everyone to act like a mature adult. It also mentions that their deposit is non-refundable.
Had a good laugh with the FDA and told her to tell the story. The team needs to know that I got their back.

By: thatsmistersir

Batman's other Robin (part 3!!)

After a few more intensely personal and difficult questions, Batman had decided he could trust Phantom. Mostly. Now, that didn’t mean he didn’t have more questions, there were definitely more. But it was nearing the 2 hour deadline Bruce had before a CEO meeting. One more he decided, one more question. “How old are you Phantom? I would like to know how long you’ve been dead and how old you were when you died. ” To Batman’s shock, Phantom started blushing an icy blue rather than looking defensive or surprised, like he had expected. “Uh, well I’ve been dead for almost- wow, almost- 3 years. And I was about 14 I think, memories from then are a bit fuzzy.” Phantom meant the initial electrocution in the Portal, but Batman had taken it as when he was living. (Not that Phantom was surprised by this) “You’re 16??”, Robin shouted-his voice cracked- oh the perks of puberty. 

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