➾ warnings: incredibly filthy smut with no plot at all | cumplay | dirty talk | tit fucking | slight demeaning names/ name calling | face fucking | oral sex | unprotected sex
➾ summary: ceo!jimin takes it upon himself to discipline you when your attire doesn’t exactly adhere to HR regulations
➾ a/n: okay look this is just my excuse to write a ceo!jimin smut… i just felt like i owed him big time after what i did to him in instant gratification :”) i speed wrote this in a day and didn’t proofread whatsoever rip…
The clattering sounds of typing,
clicking and pages flipping lull you into a state of lethargy as your eyes
flutter half-shut in your cubicle. Having graduated as an arts major two years
ago, you’d never imagine being holed up with a mundane 9-5 office job that had
almost nothing to do with your major. But bills needed to be paid and rent had
to come from somewhere, so you find yourself trudging to work soulessly every
morning, day in day out.
“Hey, are you almost done with those
files I gave you this morning?” The voice of your co-worker Mingyu in the next
cubicle jolts you into awareness immediately.
Okay so hockey is like, rife with superstitions and
Each player has their own pre-game rituals, which are
honestly on par with religious sacraments.
You do not fuck with a man’s
pre-game ritual. Also, the inability to
practice one’s pre-game ritual is deeply emotionally destabilizing. Like, we’re talking serious repercussions
here. If a player is unable to complete their
sacred ritual, there will be hell to pay.
Just as famous as Crosby’s famous pre-game plate of spaghetti,
or Jack Zimmerman’s pre-game PB&J, is Snowy’s pre-game application of eyeliner. It is not only essential to his game play; it
is essential to the current alignment of our space-time continuum.
Which brings us to Snowy, currently in the throes of an
emotional breakdown, in seat 15C on the Falc’s bus, clutching desperately to
his last remaining tube of La Nuit, Nior
de Nior eyeliner as though it were the cooling body of his only son.
Request: Hi, can you do a twilight imagine
where the reader is new to town and one day she’s at the beach and Paul sees
her and he imprints on her but she’s really shy and just the opposite of him so
every time he tries to talk to her she makes an excuse to leave and you can
choose how it ends. Thank you!
Paul x reader
A/N: I will never be sorry for slipping books that I like
There he was again. Paul, the ridiculously muscled cheeky
faced boy from La Push beach, who been following you around since that first
meeting - or rather it felt that way.
Trying to ignore your face flushing, you hid your face back
into your book and hoped that he and his friends, who seemed more like a gang
really, wouldn’t notice you sat at the back of cafe with your book and a drink.
You tried to focus on the lines of your book but you found your eyes moving
without taking anything in.
Why the hell was your heart beating so fast?
It wasn’t like you’d even spoken to him for more than ten
minutes but how could you not get flustered while talking to a guy with a real
life Greek God bod? Never mind the fact that you tripped over your tongue in
Your hopes of remaining hidden didn’t last too long when you
heard his naturally loud voice tell his friends to ‘stay out of trouble I’m
going to say to Y/N’ and not a moment later he was sliding into the opposite side
of your booth, his flirty grin already firmly in place.
“Hey Y/N, how’s it going?” He asked, his voice
brimming with interest. Did he use this voice for everyone?
“Good thanks, how’re you?” You whispered from
behind your book shield. If he thought you were being rude, his smile didn’t
“All the better for seeing you.” He answered
smoothly like his voice didn’t make your face burn even hotter. He reached over
the table to nudge your book up so that he could read the title but the sudden
contact made you jump and drop with a bang on to the table.
“I’ve got to go, nice to see you.” You squeaked,
picking your bag up from the seat and high tailing it out of there. Paul tried
to catch your wrist, to ask for your number or apologise if he was coming on
too strong but you were gone, replaced almost instantly by Jared and Embry.
“So she took one look at your face and ran off, bummer
dude.” Embry feigned sympathy and bit into his sandwich.
“We always knew that there was going to be that
risk.” Jared laughed.
“You two don’t know shit, I’ll get her to talk to
me.” Paul grumbled and rubbed his hair with one large hand hoping that the
familiar action would distract him from his hurt pride.
Jared thought Paul was coming on too strong, he’d spent
months having to build up his relationship with Kim and she’d fancied him
something rotten. He tried to implore his friend, “Face it Paul she’s ran
away from you what five times now?”
“I make it six.” Embry corrected through a mouthful
“But now I have a reason for her to talk to me.”
Paul said triumphantly as he leaned back into his chair.
“Go on, spare us the grand reveal. What’s your
plan?” Jared asked. Paul reached over the table and picked up the book
that you’d left on the table in your haste. Now he had his point of contact.
Paul found you somewhere you couldn’t escape, at your part
time job in the small diner in town. You could already feel the heat
threatening your completion when you saw him sat to the counter, turning his
stool side to side and waving to you. You stepped over and offered him a shaky
but friendly smile, “Good afternoon, what can I get you?”
“It’s more what can I get you.” He told you, the
overly flirtatious nature of his tone had dropped since the last time you spoke
to him and now he spoke slowly and quietly as though he was afraid he may scare
“I’m sorry, I don’t follow.” You managed not to
stumble over your words but had been worrying the edge of your work shirt as
you spoke and had to remind yourself that you were a work and Paul, no matter
how attractive, was a customer. You forced yourself to give him eye contact and
were rewarded with his dimpled smile.
He pulled his hidden hand from under the table and put your
book on the counter top. You could have jumped for joy when you saw it and in a
rush of gratitude you put both of your hands over his large warm one,
“Thank you so much!”
All at once you remembered yourself and went to pull your
hand away, your usual blush back in place. Paul lightly caught one of your
hands and held it softly, with enough space that you could pull away from him
if you wanted too, you didn’t.
“Small confession, I may have read the first couple of
chapters before I brought it back so that I’d have something to talk to you
about. Ya know, because you keep running away from me.” He joked but
despite the embarrassment you felt incredibly touched.
“Sorry, I’m not always great with new people.” You
explained quietly and glanced around quickly to make sure that no one as
waiting to be served and thankfully there wasn’t.
“Neither am I, but I’m willing to try to get used to
each other.” His flirty smirk made a comeback.
You bit your lip, “I would like that. Did you really
read some of my book so that we could talk about it?”
Paul nodded, “Yeah, I liked the talking skeleton, he’s a
“He just gets sassier, I’ve got the whole series. Derek
Landry is a genius.” You gushed over the Skullduggery Pleasant series.
Paul ran his thumb over the back of your hand, enjoying the, albeit brief,
Your boss coming into the diner made you pull your hand from
Paul’s and straighten your back. Paul clicked on quickly when you pulled your
notepad from your back pocket and asked him, “So, what can I get you?”
“A burger and coke please. Oh, and your number.” He
gave you a cheeky wink on the side that your boss wouldn’t see and you willed
your cheeks to stay calm this time.
“Right away Sir.” You gave him a bright smile which
was received and reciprocated with earnest.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander most certainly did not have a crush on one Percival Graves, the Director of Magical Security - until he did, that is.
Newt hadn’t had a crush on anyone for years, in fact, until a good three months after the Grindelwald incident. A good three months after they found Graves. Newt had been brought in to consult on a trafficking ring that broke out during the chaos of cleaning up Grindelwald’s mess and MACUSA had instantly asked for his return. He had come back, knowing he’d probably end up meeting the man behind the face that Grindelwald had stolen -
Only to find out he was on sick leave, re-cooperating from the trauma of being held prisoner. What trauma specifically, be it psychological or physically, no one could say. Nor could they say how long he’d be gone.
So imagine Newt’s surprise when he’s knee deep in a raid - spells flying, creatures howling from their cages and panicking, lashing out through the bars and suddenly, he appears. He spots Graves entering the chamber from across the chaos and for a heart stopping second, Newt can’t move. His face is so familiar, and every moment he blinks, he can see Grindelwald’s exasperated expression as he sentenced him to death. But every time he opens his eyes, he see Percival Graves. And while the face is the same, nothing else is.
Grindelwald had moved like a peacock, strutting his power and the richness of Graves’ body like a man flaunting a pricey car. Graves moved like a panther; smooth, steadfast, assured of his capabilities but also cautious enough to know that didn’t ensure a painless fight. His eyes were deep and focused. He scanned the chaos at hand with a sheer, calm calculation that set Newt at ease.
And when he announced his entrance finally to the group at large, it was not flashy or wasteful. He bound and gagged three criminals before the rest even realized he was attacking them at all.
He attacked not just for himself, but for his flock. He cast spells that assisted those aurors that were struggling the most first - the outnumbered or exhausted or wounded. And once assured of their safety, then moved onto the rest. He wasn’t flashy. He didn’t try to eliminate everyone on his own, although Newt had a small inkling that he could. Instead, he worked with his aurors. He attacked just as much as he defended, moving slow and precisely. It wasn’t a race, after all. The safety of his team was most important.
And so while it was a sluggish fight, it was predominantly a success, with minimal injuries occurring after the fact.
“Well done,” he said, his voice rough like whiskey and warming Newt’s chest just the same. Newt watched as he clapped a strong hand onto Abernathy’s shoulder and squeezed, encouraging, before turning to the room at large. “Everyone, begin transporting these men to headquarters. We’ve a long night of paperwork ahead of us.”
“Of course, sir!”
And then Graves turned to look at him.
“Mr. Scamander, yes? I was informed you were assisting with this case. Are you alright?” Graves asked, approaching him all the while, and Newt couldn’t help but feel pinned beneath the wolfish focus of those eyes. He swallowed, about the speak, when Graves’ gaze slid suddenly over Newt’s shoulder.
He received no more notice than that. Suddenly, Graves was in front of him, shoving him aside. Newt stumbled into a nearby table, off balance, then whirled to take in what had set Graves off.
A nundu stood where Newt had once stood, blood on it’s claws. Were it not for the cruel muzzle the criminals had placed upon the creature’s snout, Graves would probably have been struck dead by the creature’s poisons. Newt, too.
Graves had managed to back away somewhat, but Newt could see where the nundu had struck him - sleeve torn and muddled red at the forearm. Graves had both his hands out, both making him seem large while also giving the nundu sight of both his hands and what they were doing.
Newt rose to his feet quickly, mouth open to direct Graves, when the man then turned his open palms to him and shook his head - shushing him with his eyes. It was then he realized the man must have already warned back his aurors, too, because they were frozen in a semi-ring around him, wands drawn but frozen as they watched.
The nundu was growling, it’s huge throat swollen in angry and its thorny mane bristling. Newt felt his heart constrict, torn between directing Graves regardless of the man’s request for silence and telling him not to harm the nundu.
But neither predator attacked, nor seemed to attend to - both just staring each other down. It was then, Newt realized, that Graves was gently easing a wandless spell through the air between them. It sunk into the creature gradually, easing it into a calm stupor incrementally instead of all at once lest the spell panic the beast. Newt watched, wide-eyed, as the director calmly eased the creature to the ground - falling into a kneel in time with the moment that the creature laid down, keeping eye contact until it was finally fully slack, eyes closed, restful and at peace.
“Sir, that was amazing,” one of the aurors whispered, awed.
“Yes it was,” Newt whispered.
Graves leaned forward, hands searching out the crevices of the muzzle, frowning as though displeased as Newt approached. The man looked up at him once before leaning back on his haunches and turning his attention back to the beast.
“My apologies, Mr. Scamander. I am well aware of your expertise, but I did not think warning you would give you enough time to react - I hope I did not hurt you.”
“N-no, I’m quite alright. You… Thank you for not harming him. Another man might have killed him without another thought if they were staring down a nundu.”
“It’s not the creature’s fault he’s here. A spell must have shattered the door to his cage. Spooked him. We got too close and he was acting on instinct. He didn’t advance any further after the initial swipe - he didn’t want to hurt anyone,” Graves said, eyes on the creature as he spoke. “Can hardly fault him for trying to protect himself. Far from home, surrounded by hostile people and then exposed to the fight that just happened. And then he was muzzled. I don’t strike a man if I have a knife and he doesn’t. Goes the same for creatures. Just doesn’t seem right.”
Newt blinked, stock-still in the face of the last words he had expected to hear.
“I wish we could loosen this,” Graves said, fingers trailing over the places where the muzzle bit cruelly into the creature’s jaws, “But until he’s somewhere more managable, I don’t think that’s an option - for all of our sake’s, his included. I apologize though, Mr. Scamander. I know you’re likely not comfortable with that.”
Newt jerked, shook himself of his daze and said, “N-No, not at all. You’re right, it’s best for all of us, the nundu included, until I can get him somewhere safe.”
And when Graves rose to his feet, they were suddenly so close. Newt felt his breath hitch. He watched as Graves ran a hand over his wound, sewing the ragged mess shut, before looking ever so slightly up to look at Newt.
“Are you sure you’re alright, Mr. Scamander?” Graves asked. “You look a little shell shocked.”
Newt nodded quickly, too quickly to be smooth.
“Good. We should start noting and moving these creatures somewhere safe, then. I’d be happy to lend you a hand, if you need the assistance,” Graves said, clapping Newt on the back as he had done the aurors. “The faster we get them somewhere more like home, the better - right?”
And when Graves smiled at him, Newt felt his breath catch in his lungs. Oh no, he thought. He’s perfect.
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Jealous!Zach POV: Reader’s/First Person
A/N: Hey guys! I really missed writing about Jealous!Zach so I had to bring him back even for just a short one-shot. A couple of people also requested for a Jealous!Zach imagine and I thought now was the perfect time since it’s been a week since I’ve started this blog! Happy week-sary to me haha! Anyway, enjoy this cute little write-up starring Jealous!Zach and a special participation from Clay Jensen. LOL.
“I could get used to this.”
“So could I.”
I reply as Zach and I laid together on the leather sofa in his living room. He laid on the sofa with his legs spread out and his back leaning comfortably on the armrest. I was on top of him, my head resting on his firm chest with my arms wrapped around his waist. I placed my ear where his heart was, I could hear it beating every second or so and the sound of his beating heart calmed my head and pulled the corners of my lips upwards. His arms were wrapped around me, almost like a warm blanket and his chin rested on the crown of my head. We just sat there in silence, although it was very comfortable and calming.
It’s only been a couple of months since we had officially started dating but for some reason it’s almost like we’ve known each other for more than that. We’re very comfortable with each other, and we already know each other quite well if I do say so myself. But of course, like any other relationship, ours wasn’t exactly a walk in the park either.
It was times like this when I didn’t mind him always being busy with school, or basketball for that matter. He has to do well so that he can get a scholarship in his chosen university. He was busy, he was always either at the school courts practicing or in different states battling it out with other high schools, and I understood, seeing as he is the captain of the Liberty High basketball team, and he is their most valuable player. It’s his dream along with becoming a marine biologist, and who am I to get in the way of his dream. I’ll always be there for him, to support him, to help him, to encourage him whenever he feels down but I missed times like this, if I’m being honest, and these were the days where I could be selfish around him. What meant the most is that I still get to spend times like this with no one else, but him. He was mine, only mine, and I was his, only his.
“I really missed you.” I look up to face him.
“What? Babe you see me in school almost everyday.” he replies with a chuckle.
“Yes I do see you but I don’t get to actually spend much time with you since you’re always so busy.” I answer with a pout.
“I’m sorry Y/N. You know I have to do well to get a scholarship.” he says as he strokes my hair gently.
“Of course I understand Zach. We’ll just have to spend times like this wisely because we rarely get to be together like this. So what exactly do you want to do today? Do you have anything in mind?” I ask him. Just as Zach was about to reply, my phone which was resting on top of the coffee table, lit up. A person’s name came up on the screen and I got up immediately to answer it.
“I’m good, I missed you! How ‘bout you? How are you doing?”
“Uhm, nothing much I’m just with Zach right now.”
“Sure! Sure! He’ll understand. I’ll be there in 30 minutes.”
“Alright, yup, i’ll see you soon Helmet!”
I smile as I take the phone to my chest and run to Zach’s bathroom. As I freshened up, I can feel heavy footsteps coming closer to the bathroom door. A few seconds later, as I turn around, I see Zach’s tall figure leaning against the doorframe.
“Who was that?” he asks with his arms crossed infront of his chest.
“My helmet.” I reply without looking at him as I hurriedly tried to brush my teeth.
“What did he or she need?” he asks.
“He wanted to see me.” I answer as I got out of the bathroom.
“Why did he want to see you?” he asks once again.
“Because we miss each other?” I reply with a smile and my eyebrows raised.
“Where are you meeting each other?” Zach continues to ask.
“The coffee shop down the road.” I say as I put my jacket on and take my purse with me.
“I’ll go now baby, I’ll be back soon I promise.” I continue as I quickly give him a kiss on his cheek.
I run out of Zach’s house and walk my way to the coffee shop. As soon as I saw the wooden sign of the cafe, I went in immediately with a huge smile on my face. And there he was! He sat at the seats near the glass window in front of the coffee shop with a navy blue hoodie on; a pair of headphones hanging on his neck.
I figured I would do this one before the others because I tend to write better with Lafayette, and my past few imagines have not been as good as they should be. (And my Jefferson smut is my most popular imagine, you sickos ;)
full on smut this time. This is the first time I’ve ever written a sex scene. Please don’t hurt me.
My dearest (Y/N),
My deepest apologies for being called into action at such an unfortunate time the last day we saw each other. I was in such a rush I did not even have the chance to kiss you goodbye. I would like to make this up to you, my love. Please meet me at my office today at 4pm, sharp. Dress accordingly. I eagerly await your arrival.
Frowning at the letter that had been slipped under your door early this morning, you wondered what he meant by “dress accordingly”. You had slipped on a scarlet dress and quickly hurried down to his office. You knew he didn’t want you to be late. Lafayette hated waiting.
“Miss (Y/N)?” the receptionist called out.
You stood up at the calling of your name.
“Sir Lafayette is ready for you.”
You thanked the receptionist, and hurried down the hall towards his office. You saw the large double doors in sight. Approaching them, you took a deep breath in. Were you ready for this? Is this what you wanted?
You exhaled. Yes, yes it was.
You knocked three times on the large, white doors. You were ready.
“Come in!” a familiar french voice sang.
You pushed the door open, revealing the elegant room inside. Lafayette’s office was a large room, big enough to be a venue, complete with marble floors, an expensive-looking main desk, large windows that stretched up to the ceiling, and a long meeting table sitting in the middle of it all. Not that you expected anything less.
“(Y/N!), my sweet,” Lafayette started as he approached you, grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles. “How have you been?”
“Wonderful,” you responded, eyeing his getup. A navy coat over a white shirt and white pants with brown boots. His wild hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail. Sure, he looked the same as any other revolutionary, but something about Lafayette was undeniably sexy. Whether it was his confidence, his voice, his accent, or his body, you didn’t know. But you began to experience the feeling of lust you felt when you first laid eyes on him.
“And how are you?”
“Ah, business has actually been pretty stressful lately, it has been taking a toll on me.” He smiled before continuing on.
“But I feel much better now that I found myself a little kitten to play with.” he flirted, gently caressing your cheek with his hand. He ran his thumb along your lip, and you kissed it in response. He smirked.
“I want to play…” you confessed, looking innocently up at him and blushing.
“Oui, bon chaton,” he breathed, dipping down to softly kiss you. His lips were soft and warm.
He then stood up.
“Pardon me for a moment,” he said as he walked over the the double doors, pulling them shut. He reached into his coat pocket and brandished a small key, sticking it into the door and twisting it. You heard the lock slide into place. No going back now.
He strutted back over to you, then began to back you up onto his desk.
“Now you’re mine,” he whispered, sending a shiver down your spine and slightly turning you on.
To your surprise, he didn’t kiss you or touch you. Instead, he took a few steps back.
“Remove your dress.” he commanded.
You gave him a strange look.
“Marquis, we’re in a public office. Wouldn’t you rather go someplace a little more priv-”
“You heard me. Take. It. Off.” he reinforced.
You hesitantly obliged, reaching behind your back to undo the zipper, and removing your arms from the sleeves as you slid the dress off.
You now stood before him in a matching set of white lace underwear.
“Ah, you want to impress me, no?” he smiled as he ran his hand along the lace of your underwear.
“I know what you want, kitten.” he purred. “You need only ask for it.”
You responded by wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him passionately. He seized the opportunity to reach his hands behind your back and skillfully unclasp your bra, and sliding it off you. He bent down, hooked his arms around your legs, then gently lifted you onto the desk, before cramming his tongue into your mouth. You swirled your tongue with his, fighting for dominance. He suddenly parted his lips from yours, and stuck two of his fingers in your mouth. You sucked on them passionately, never breaking eye contact with him. He grinned as he them removed them from your mouth, and pressed them to the cloth middle of your panties. He them rubbed them along the cloth, up and down, successfully stimulating you. You grabbed your panties, and began sliding them down your legs, with Lafayette’s help.
His fingers then returned, slowly sliding them up and down over the skin before rubbing circles over your clit. You arched you back in pleasure and moaned. He continued this, picking up the pace as you gasped and moaned, waves of pleasure washing over you. You felt yourself become wetter as he then slowed down his pace, leaving you wanting more. He then removed his fingers, admiring how sticky they were, before shoving them into your mouth again. You sucked on them once more, bobbing your head up and down. Once he believed they were clean enough, he lead the two of his fingers play with your clit a bit more, before he slipped them inside you. You gasped at the sensation, then moaned as he began pumping his fingers in and out of you.
You began to lower your back onto the desk as he continued.
In and out, in and out.
You melted into his hands.
In and out, in and out.
He then suddenly removed his fingers from you, causing you to whimper at the sudden loss of stimulation. You then stopped when you realized he was unbuttoning his pants, undoing his zipper, and taking out his-
There was a sharp knock at the door.
You both looked over at it, both mortified and confused.
“Who is it?” Lafayette finally called out.
“General Washington.” the voice called back. “Please, this is an important matter, can I speak with you right away?”
“Yes, Sir! One moment please,” Lafayette yelled back, currently kicking your discarded clothes under the desk.
You looked at him, panicked and unaware of what to do.
“The desk,” he whispered. “Get under the desk!”
You hopped off the desk, ran to Lafayette’s chair, and slid into the space beneath it. Luckily, the desk had slabs of wood on the other three sides, making you well hidden from Washington. You listened as Lafayette buttoned his pants up and made his way over to the door.
They greeted each other, then began talking to each other. You were too far away to hear what about. Your body froze as you heard footsteps approaching the desk.
“I think I have it filed here.” Lafayette explained. Lafayette quickly sat down at the desk, blocking you from Washington and framing you with his legs. He opened a drawer, and picked up a manilla folder.
“This may be it, sir,”
“Thank you, Lafayette.” you heard Washington’s voice on the other side of the table.
All went silent as Washington reviewed the papers. You looked up at Marquis, seeing his legs and his quite obvious boner. You smirked out of pride. Then an idea popped into your head.
You schooched a bit closer to Lafayette before carefully undoing his buttons and zipper. Sure enough, his boner sprung out. You gently removed it from his underwear, before giving the head a light lick. You felt him shiver. Washington continued reading the paper, completely oblivious as you sucked on the tip of Lafayette’s shaft, as he grew harder yet. He was obviously trying to stifle a moan.
“So, Lafayette, would you make any adjustments to these?” Washington suddenly asked.
In one swift movement, you took his entire shaft in your mouth and began bobbing your head up and down.
“A…..aaaahhhhh would not, no” Lafayette tried to respond.
“Should Hamilton proofread these?”
You ran your tongue up the underside of his length.
“Are you okay, Lafayette?” George asked, concerned.
“Actually I feel a bit sick,” Lafayette lied, trying to explain the moans.
“Ah, I see. I’ll be going then.”
You vigorously sucked as Lafayette bid farewell and wished Washington luck. Once he was in the clear, he looked down at you, still happily sucking.
“You just can’t help yourself, can you?” he joked, grabbing a fistful of your hair and pushing himself into your mouth, taking over the rhythm. You swallowed around him and let him throat fuck you as he rolled his head back in ecstasy, beads of sweat forming on his brow.
His breathing hitched.
“I’m gonna…cum.” he breathed.
You tore away from him, before standing up, sitting on his lap, and pushing his length into you. You both moaned and you ground your hips together, pushing into each other. His hands traveled down to your ass and grabbed it while you rode him, while you sucked tenderly on his neck. You felt an oncoming orgasm, and blissfully rode it out as you rolled your hips along his. He could not take it anymore, and finished inside of you, letting out a deep groan as he did. You then leaned into him and tenderly kissed his lips, as he kissed back. That was the best sex either of you had ever had.
So you’re Spider-Boy? || Peter Parker x (f)Reader! [Part 1]
Request: “hi are you guys still taking request? I loved your father Tony x daughter reader. Can you make another one where she’s his daughter and she’s like this awesome computer hacker and she was the one who found out about Spiderman? Then her and peter meet for the first time? Does that even make sense lol Thank you love you guys“ -Tumblr Anon
Title: So you’re Spider-Boy? [PART 1] Pairing: Peter Parker x (f)Reader x Dad! Tony Stark Word Count: 1270 Warning: Fluff, shy-stammering Peter Parker, civil war era Creator: Alta A/N: Reposting/Plagiarizing is not appreciated, reblog is fine. Hope I did the request justice… I added in my own ideas e,e Also! I kinda would like to dedicated this to Shan, she legit cried because she couldn’t go to the premiere for Spider-Man :—)) so this goes out to everyone alike.
War finally came down to Tony and Steve, and honestly you weren’t surprised. But it worried you that Steve really was abandoning the Avengers for a killer that was once his old friend. And you saw how it hurt your dad, how it was affecting everyone.
Eventually, Tony had thought it through and came down to the conclusion he needed help, so formed a team. But he needed a good number to recruit, which brought you into the picture. Now, being the only child of the billionaire himself, heavens forbid you fight… Not physically anyways.
I got a call a few days after playing never have I ever with Clint telling me to come meet him at the Avengers tower. I had to teach that morning, but I came out just after. Clint was waiting in the lobby trying to look completely indiscreet, but failing miserably. I skipped over to him and kissed his cheek. “What’s up, bird friend?” I asked.
Clint chuckled and shook his head. “You’re a complete dork you know that?” He said taking my elbow and leading me to the elevator.
“So I’ve been told,” I answered.
We got into an elevator by ourselves. Someone else tried to get in behind her but Clint gave her such a murder look she faltered and stepped back out again.
“It’s time for you to meet Tony.” He said when the doors closed.
I stepped back from him and fidgeted on the spot. “Okay,” I said, nervously.
Clint took my hand and squeezed it. “Remember, this isn’t a challenge. You don’t have to force yourself into a relationship. You shouldn’t do that. All you need to do is be open to things if this is something you’re interested in. Maybe for you and Tony, you’re just friends. But if he doesn’t approve you, we can’t really move forward from here, because this is what Nat and I have. You understand?”
As the hours ticked away, he forged ahead but got few breaks. It seemed like every step forward was followed by two in reverse, and his head was aching. He knew he had imbibed more coffee in the last twenty-four hours than was probably healthy, but he had to keep going.
One big break came when Sam was able to capture a license plate number off of the video surveillance and track a black, six-passenger van to a house outside of town. The van had been at the right place at the right time, and all signs pointed to it being the vehicle that stole away Y/N and Dean. It had seemed promising, like everything was falling into place, but after kicking in the door, gun at the ready, he’d been once again sent back to the starting line. The house was empty and falling apart; the van abandoned in the woods nearby. Diving into the registration later, he learned that the van was in fact still under the name of Clark Bishop; one of the very first people to go missing a few years ago. The house was his as well, and Sam had hopes that perhaps he was alive and involved somehow with the kidnappings, but the clues led him nowhere.
The local sheriff was still being a total dick, and despite Sam threatening him with the full wrath of the Federal Government, he was once again turned away empty handed. Hell was a small town, with barely any crime; they had a handful of businesses on the main road, and the state of Michigan didn’t even recognize it as a real town. So a few tourists went missing every year, what could you do?
Sole gets dared to go up to companions and call them daddy? love your blog xx
Ohh, gosh I love daddy requests, whoever submitted this, I love you. ;) We had a daddy request earlier, so I did this like it was happening for a second time. ~Admin Shadow
Sole Calling the Companions Daddy for a Second Time
Codsworth: Sole walked by and said “Oh, look at that robotic daddy,” to Codsworth without a moment of hesitation. The Mr. Handy seemed to get excited, and right away shouted, “Oh, Mum/Sir, I’m so glad for the compliment, I have 183,578 programs that help me be a quality caretaker, including a father!” Sole chuckled wholeheartedly, as the whole meaning was lost to Codsworth.
Danse: Sole already knew what was coming when they said “Hey, daddy,” right at Danse. The Paladin frowned and nearly yelled “For the last time soldier, I’m not your daddy!” A few people shot Danse weird and confused looks, which caused the Paladin’s face to light up a distinct crimson, before he scuttled off.
Deacon: Sole snuck up on Deacon, and probably only because he let them, and whispered, “Hey, hot daddy,” right in his ear. Deacon turned around and had this wide grin before saying, “I know, it’s the sunglasses. They make me look so daddylicious. And later if you wanna see this dad bod I’ve been working on, let me know.”
Hancock: Sole couldn’t resist whispering in Hancock’s ear, “Oh hey, my hot ghoul daddy.” Hancock gave Sole one of those lopsided smirks that were almost one of his trademarks. “Oh darling, I’ll be your daddy anytime you want.” He couldn’t stop himself from nipping on their earlobe quickly.
MacCready: Sole walked up to MacCready with absolutely no reservations and right away muttered right behind him, “Hey, MacCready you’re such a daddy.” The merc jumped out of his skin, immediately he whipped around, while blushing profusely and barked, “Da.. I mean darn it Sole, for the last time, I’m not comfortable with you calling me daddy! It’s a little weird, and honestly that title is reserved for Duncan.”
Nick: Sole strolled right by Nick saying, “Hey, my hot synth daddy.” Sole made sure to run their eyes all over Nick, from head to toe, because they knew Nick had played ignorant to the remark last time. The detective let out an exasperated sigh before rolling his bright, yellow eyes and muttering “You wish, doll. You only wish.”
Preston: Sole had no fear wandering up to their second-in-command and muttering “Hey, sexy daddy.” They could see Preston visibly stiffen before he carefully said, “Uhh… General, I’m not sure if that’s appropriate, you know. But if you’re into that, type of thing, I’ll go along with it.” Preston gave Sole a shy wink.
Strong: Sole was pretty certain they were going to get their ass beat, but they said “Hey, daddy,” to Strong anyways. The super mutant clenched his fists before yelling, “I no father to human! Is human stupid? Strong start to think you a stupid human!” Sole bolted before Strong could even move.
X6-88: Smiling, Sole murmured “Oh, hot daddy,” at X6 eyeing him up, which caused the courser to shift uncomfortable. “Not this again,” Sole could hear the slightest strain and irritation in his voice. “For the last time, I’m not your Father. And isn’t daddy what little girls say?” X6 got even more vexed when Sole started laughing uncontrollably.
Maxon: Maxon was standing there looking completely unsuspecting when Sole passed and whispered, “Hey, Maxon, you’re such a daddy.” Maxon grabbed Sole’s arm instantaneously and tugged them close so he could whisper in their ear with ease. “Your ‘daddy’ is very disappointed in your behavior. You better find some way to make it up to me, otherwise you’ll be scrubbing the floor by the med bay.” Sole couldn’t help but shiver at the low, gravelly suggestive tone he used.
Gage: “Hey, Gage, you’re such a daddy.” Sole couldn’t help but smile as the raider got this little, awkward smile on his face, and it was hard to tell, but Sole was pretty sure Gage’s cheeks might have been a little pink. “Oh boss, I didn’t know you had such a kinky side. You can call me daddy, I don’t mind” the raider chuckled.
As many of you might have guessed, I did not especially like the episode in Helwater. I certainly hated when Jamie and Geneva were together. You all know this and you know why. I won’t get into a debate about it here. What I will do, however, is write an alternate story! Because what else does a good fanfic writer do, but fix the things the authors mess up? So! This is my idea for what should have happened. It’s a canon departure and a few things had to change so that this story would work.
Jamie is quite a bit younger than he was in canon, early to mid 20′s, as is Claire.
Lamb is Claire’s father, elder half brother to Lord Dunsany.
Lamb is a widower who travels all over the world with his daughter at his side, coming back to Helwater for Christmas.
Jamie is known around Helwater as Mac.
@outlandishchridhe was a massive help in getting this idea hammered out and down on (digital) paper. I kid you not, it’s 50 pages on our Google doc. @diversemediums helped polish it up and make it a strong, compelling story that I’m, quite frankly, in love with. So, buckle up! It’s a bit of a read.
Jamie carried the sack of grain into the barn, pausing when he heard wheels coming up the road. After setting the sack down, Jamie walked to the far corner of the barn where he could catch sight of the road. Sure enough, a small coach headed for the estate. Odd. It wasn’t a rig Jamie recognized.
Moving quickly, Jamie rushed to meet the coach, coming to a stop just before it did. The driver climbed down and opened the door, helping a tall, slender man out. Jamie recognized him as Lord Dunsany’s elder half brother Quentin Lambert Beauchamp.
Something about his arrival felt off, though. Any time he’d come to visit, he’d ridden his own horse, not hired a coach. Assuming the presence of a second passenger, Jamie rushed to the door and offered his hand.
A graceful, slender hand came out of the shadows to grip his. Holding himself up to his full height, he helped the young woman out of the coach. She appeared to be near to his own age, though he couldn’t be sure. The only thing he knew for certain was that she was beautiful.
For the anon who asked: for a enemies to lover fic (sorry lovie I can’t find the actual request and I usually write them in bullet points in my book)
Author’s Note: In Microsoft Word this is 18 pages long and has a word count of 7344 words. Hope you guys enjoy it!
y/n = your name
y/f/n = your first name
y/l/n = your last name
I Hate You, I Love You
The waves lapped softly under the bridge. The light from the street
lamps reflected off the water like orange jewels. I huffed a heavy sigh and
raised my face to the glittered sky, allowing the chilly, wind to caress my
face and toy with the loose strands of hair on my head. I swallowed the lump in
my throat, the saliva in my mouth thick making it almost impossible to go down.
I crunched the picture in my hand and leaned against the cold metal railings. A
slight wetness from the afternoon shower clung to the metal and soaked into the
forearms of my jacket.
I lowered my eyes to the crumpled picture in my hand. Dark almond male eyes
stared back at me. Gently I caressed the photo, following his long straight
nose with my thumb and tracing the outline of his strong bearded jaw. I looked
up again and stared out at the horizon, it was lit up like a Christmas tree.
“I’m sorry John,” I whispered and let the photograph slip from my
fingers into the water below.
Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Choromatsu-08 - Does Choromatsu dream of electric sheep?
Choromatsu: Hello. Dekapan.
Dekapan: They’re finally complete!! The sextuplet androids who
will save the world!!
Choromatsu: (Sextuplet androids…!? …Huh? Why am I hiding?
Well, whatever. I’ll wait for the right time and show my face.)
Dekapan: With these we’ll be fine even if the trend towards an
ageing population continues. And we’ve secured a supply of young labourers too.
This is the greatest invention of the century. Winning the Noble Prize is no
longer just a dream. I must keep these androids a secret until then.
Choromatsu: (Hmm hmm… In other words, those aren’t cleaning
robots, but earning robots… ) No way, I could get a lot of use out of those!!
head cannon request ^^ what if MC ran away from home for almost a week because she was out looking for a special present for the RFA+V+Unknown? If one of you do answer thank you!!! ^^
okay im not sure if it was run away from like their parents or s/o so i picked s/o
MOD SAERAN HERE :D ( i am so sorry anon for not responding quickly enough to your HC but here i am :D FORGIVE ME PLEASE)
*WARNING NO NO WORDS LIKE BAD WORDS*
YALL ARE TRYING TO KILL THESE POOR MEN LOL
recently, he has seen you using your computer lately and when he asks you why are you on it so much…. you just tell him…. the words he hate hearing….. NOTHING…
he tries not to flip out but he thinks you are hiding something
he is not thinking you are cheating but he knows you are up to something
its been bugging his mind lately….wondering what were you doing….what called your attention so much….to that DAMN computer…
he had two choices 1) Hack or 2) have a conversation with you
he wanted to chose 1 but he knows better he gotta chose 2
next day he finally asked you about it and you said that you couldn't tell him
YOU COULDN'T TELL HIM
HE FLIPPED OUT
he was wondering why were you hiding it so much
he just lost it
MC WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME GODDAMIT YOU TOLD ME NO SECRETS
NO MATTER WHAT
YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE
HE STORMED OFF
YOU WISHED YOU COULD TELL HIM BUT IT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU WORKED HARD FOR
IT DIDNT HELP THAT…… YOUR FLIGHT LEFT IN 6 HOURS…..OH BOY…….. *DRAMAAAAA*
YOU LEFT A NOTE AND YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS AND ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOME WATER ON THE NOTE BUT YOU DIDNT CARE YOU WERE IN A HURRY
BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW THE WATER SMUDGED THE INK BADLY
YOU GRABBED YOUR SUITCASE AND SMALL BAG AND LEFT
HOPING HE WOULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NOTE AND THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY WHEN YOU GOT HOME
YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO LEAVE NOW BEFORE SAEYOUNG COMES HOME AND STARTS ASKING ALL DEM QUESTIONS
YOU CALLED THE CAB AND LEFT
FUCK HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN HERE
YOU STARED AT THE CLOCK AND ITS BEEN 10 HOURS
WOW I SLEPT FOR A LONG TIME AND YOU NOTICE MC WASNT IN YOUR SHARED BEDROOM
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I AM RIGHT >:o
SHE IS WRONG >:O
BUT YOU KNEW YOU HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO DRAMATIC
YOU SHOULD BE TRUSTING MC
YOU LEFT THE BEDROOM AND SAW SHE WASNT THERE
YOU HEARD MOVEMENTS IN THE KITCHEN AND YOUR EYES WERE STARTING TO GET TEARY EYED
YOU WALKED IN THE KITCHEN AND SAW HER BROWN KNITTED SWEATER AND YOU JUST STARTED TO BAWL YOUR EYES OUT
MC I AM SO SOORRRRRRYYYY I SHOULDNT OF SNAPPED AT YOU LIKE THAT
YOUR EYES WERE CLOSED
YOU SMELLED HER COMING NEAR YOU IN A HUG
WHEN DID MC GET SO FLAT CHESTED
YOU SWEAR SHE HAD GOOD SIZE TITS
YOU KNEW FOR A FACT THAT MC WAS SHORTER THAN YOU
WHY ARE WE SIMILAR HEIGHT NOW
WHAT THE HELL I- OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT LET IT BE
*OPEN EYES AND SEES*
IDIOOOOOTTT BROTHER WHY ARE YOU WARING MCS CLOTHES EVEN WITH A WIG
BECAUSE I-I-I I CAN :D SHE ALWAYS SEEM SO COMFORTABLE IN THESE SWEATERS SO I DECIDED TO TRY IT ON I HAD TO STRETCH IT A BIT BUT I KNOW SHE WOULDNT MIND
YOU WALKED AWAY
SAERAN WHERE ARE YOU GOOOIIIINNNGGGG
I NEED TO FIND MC WE GOT IN A FIGHT
SHE ISNT IN THE BLACONY?
NO LET ME CHECK
WA–IT SAERAN WAIT
THERES A NOTE HERE
SAEYOUNGS FACE WENT BLANK
YOU GRABBED THE NOTE AND READ
SORRY SAERAN GOOD BYE
YOU SAW HER TEARS AND SMUDGE INK
YOU DONE IT NOW
YOU BROKE DOWN CRYING
YOU WAITED BY THE DOOR FOR 2 DAYS AND NOTHING
YOU BARELY SLEPT
IF YOU DID IT WAS IN THE SHOWER
YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT TO EAT
NOT EVEN ICE CREAM
SAEYOUNG MADE YOU EAT SOMETHING LIKE CRACKERS
HE WAS WORRIED
YOU DIDNT CARE YOU MADE MC RAN AWAY FROM YOU
YOU WERE A MONSTER
4 DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE SHE LEFT
SAEYOUNG SAT NEXT TO YOU AND PUT ON THE TV
IT WAS A BEN N JERRY COMMERICAL ANNOUNCING ITS NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR BUT IT WAS A SECRET
THEY WOULDNT ANNOUNCE IT TILL 3 MORE DAYS
YOU KNEW YOU WOULD OF BEEN HAPPY BECAUSE BEN N JERRY IS YOUR LIFE
BUT YOUR REAL LIFE LEFT YOU
YOU MADE HER RAN AWAY FROM YOU
6 DAYS HAVE PAST AND YET NO MC
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER TRIED FINDING HER LOCATION WITH HER PHONE BUT YALL DIDNT GET NOTHING
SAEYOUNG VOWED TO KEEP WORKING ON IT
YOU LOVED YOUR BROTHER FOR THAT
FOR ALWAYS BEING YOUR ROCK
YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT NO MORE
YOU WENT FOR THE LIQUOR BUT THERE WAS NONE
SAEYOUNG LOOKED AT YOU AND SHAKED HIS HEAD
FUCK, HE EMPTY EVERYTHING OUT
YOU JUST SAT BACK AT THE COUCH AND STARED AT THE DOOR
7 DAYS HAVE PAST SEEN M-
YOU HEAR DOORS BEING SLAMMED SHUT OUTSIDE
SAEYOUNG LIFTED UP HIS HEAD
SAERAN HEARD YOUR VOICE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS TO OPEN THE DOOR
ONCE HE SAW IT WAS YOU HE RAN TO YOU AND CRIED AND FELL TO HIS KNEES CRYING
YOU PICKED HIM UP AND ASKED HIM IT WAS OKAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS MAD
YOU TOLD HIM: READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE
HE WAS ????????????
THEN YOU WERE ????????
SAEYOUNG WAS ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
AND THEN YOU MENTION THE NOTE
SAEYOUNG HANDED YOU THE NOTE AND SAW THE WATER SMUDGED EVERYTHING
YOU TOLD HIM YOU SAID IN THE NOTE
I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT MADE SAERAN IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU BUT ITS A SURPRISE I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR A WEEK SORRY SAERAN GOODBYE
YOU TOLD HIM YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS
HE ASKED WHAT WAS THE SURPRISED THEN SINCE HE WAS SHOOK
YOU TOOK HIM AND SAEYOUNG TO THE TV AND TURNED IT ON AND BAM THERE WAS THE ANNOUNCMENT
BEN N JERRY: HELLOOOO EVERYONE HERE IS OUR NEW FLAVOR: SAERAN’S CHOCOLATE CHUNKY PECAN ICE CREAM
HIS TWO FAVES
HE FUCKING DIED
HE JUST FAINTED
YOU HELPED HIM UP AND GIGGLE
YOU TWO SHOWERED TOGETHER AND SAEYOUNG LEFT THE HOUSE TO GO SEE ELLY brother award over here for knowing when to leave HIS OWN HOME
you and Jaehee have been together for merely 2 months but yet it felt like forever because yall enjoyed each other’s company and love
but lately jaehee has been really stressed because her favorite coffee beans just disappeared from where she always put them
she isnt saying that you misplace them or used them
she questions you almost everyday
you guys use to wake up and cuddled while drinking coffee
but now the coffee mysteriously disappeared
she doesnt spend mornings with you any more
when you wake up
you find that she always leaves a note saying she went to work early
you know she needs coffee to get her thru the day
but you didnt take or misplaced her coffee beans
you always try telling you that but she just keeps quiet not wanting to start an argument
but her being quiet just pushes you to the edge
you just tell her to shout at you to say what she is thinking
all she says “ its better for me not to”
she walked away from you
you knew you had to fix this
you grabbed your phone and looked for plane tickets for Ethiopia
you just shaked your head and wrote on the same note she writes on saying take care
you didnt wrote anything else because you were mad
and also it was only suppose to be a short trip
so you left
if only MC confesses that she knows where my coffee beans are
we can go back to normal
i cant believe im acting so childish just for coffee
i need to call Mr. Han and let him know that I need to take the day off
Hello Assistant Ka-
you were screaming
you dropped your phone
and screamed and cried when you saw the note
she left you
you deserved it
for making the coffee beans a problem in your relationship
perhaps MC really didnt know where your beans are
what did i do
i lost everything now
she fell on the floor and cried
10 mins later Jumin body gaurds came rushing in and knocked her door down
*ALPHA 1 TO ALPHA 2 COAST IS CLEAR*
*COPY THAT ALPHA 1 EAGLE IS READY TO FLY*
Jumin walked in looking at you like -.-
i thought there was a robber …..you startled me
wow thanks for saving me *sarcastically*
you’re welcome, now what seems to be the problem
she left me Mr.Han ….. *throws he note to his feet*
*a guard picked it up for him*
you can have the week off assistant kang and *looks at body gaurd* please hand me all my personal stash
RIGHT AWAY SIR *COMES BACK 10 SECONDS LATER* HERE YOU GO SIR
jaehee, *hands 30 bottles of imported wine* ill come by and join with you after i sign a few documents… please dont do nothing reckless
ill leave two of my men here see you later
right when he left
you opened the wine
when he came back after to check up on you
4 bottles were already done
he felt sorry for you and wondered why did you left her
where did you go
where did you stay ?
he went to everyones house and you werent there
saeran and saeyoung double team to find you.. but your phone was turned off
they worked day in a day out
jaehee…. well she was gone
she didnt want to eat
she threw away some of zens musicals because they reminded her of you
she cried herself to sleep every night
by her 6th night
one of jumins guard felt bad for you
and decided to make you a sandwich
you ate it with wine :/
she proceeded to cry herself to sleep again
she woke up that morning hearing Zen and Jumin screaming
she lifted her head up and heard Saerans voice yelling at them back
and then you heard a females voice
you wobbled into the room
and you saw her
you saw the whole situation unfold
Zen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND HER THE 4TH FUCKING DAY SHE LEFT
Jumin: I EXPECTED THIS FROM SAEYOUNG BUT NOT YOU AS WELL SAERAN JESUS MAN
Saeran: SHE GAVE ME AND SAEYOUNG HER REASON WHY SHE LEFT AND WE SYMPATHIZE WITH HER SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO
Jumin: say that again *he got closer* i dare you *he looked down at saeran
Saeran: *he looked into jumins eyes not afraid of facing someone taller than him* you better watch what you say rich boy money cant buy you out of this
MC: *she went between saeran and jumin and grabbed saeran by his shoulders and was gaurding him*
Saeyoung: *went infront of saeran and you*
Saeyoung: dont you dare do something that you will regret Jumin. MC told you her reason when we picked her up
Zen: * he went closer to Jumin* I agree with Jumin! MC THAT WAS RECKLESS OF YOU TO DO THAT YOU COULD OF BEEN HURT OR ANYTHING IF YOU REALLY WANTED THAT THING YOU COULD OF ASKED JUMIN BUT NO “HEAT OF THE MOMENT” GOT TO YOU (HE SHOUTED)
Saeran: DONT YOU DARE SHOUT AT HER ZEN BEFORE I MESS UP THAT FACE AND THE LITTLE CAREER YOU HAD WILL GO DOWN THE DRAIN
MC: *went to the middle* (jaehee saw she had brusies all over her arms and a cut on her cheek… she gasphed softly)EVERYONE STOP IT WAS MY CHOICE AND SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG RESPECTED MY WISHES AND UNDERSTOOD. JUMIN AND ZEN. I UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I DIDNT EAT PROPERLY AND ALMOST FELL DOWN A CLIFF. BUT I NEEDED TO GET PURE ETHIOPIA BEANS FOR JAEHEE CAUSE THAT IS HER FAVORITE COFFEE BEANS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE NEVER OWNED A FULL FREAKING BAG. IT WAS MY CHOICE PLEASE JUMIN AND ZEN RESPECT IT.
JUMIN: OKAY FINE. WHATEVER MC. BUT ONCE YOU GIVE THE BEANS TO JAEHEE W-
ZEN INTERRUPTED: WE ARE TAKING YOU TO THE FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL OF US OKAY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE OKAY AND I SWEAR IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU SKIPPED MEAL
JUMIN FUCKING LOST IT: MC MC MC TELL ME DIDNT YOU SKIP A MEAL JESUS CHRIST WOMEN HAVE YOU GONE MAD. YOU NEED A WELL BALANCED NUTRITIOUS MEA-
SAERAN: JESUS CHRIST SHUUUUTT THE FUCCCCCCCC-
JAEHEE: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
MC: jaehee i i-
jaehee runned to you and cried
you tried giving her the beans
but she pushed it away
Jumin: *whispered softly and sarcastically to zen* women almost died and all she does is push away the beans
Saeran and Saeyoung just stared down jumin and proceeded to wait outside
yall went to the hospital
they found you you skipped many meals
jumin and zen went insanse
saeyoung and saeran were trying to calm them down
yoosung came in crying
cause no one told him anything
jaehee just laid down with you happy that you are okay
she went to her car to take out a blanket so she can spend the night at the hospital with you
she picked up the blanket and found the beans
she left the beans behind
she cried in her car
V had this habit of leaving his camera everywhere because
1) he is use to having it everywhere just in case he got inspiration
2) he is use to living alone now so he keeps forgetting that you keep telling him to stop living it everywhere
that it must be in a secure place before it gets damage
he just chuckles but
yall dont understand
he lives and breathes for that camera
like it was his first expensive camera
and he has an emotional attachment to that camera
one day he left the camera under your pillow
why is it there
well he got inspiration to take a picture of when you were sleeping cause he thought you were so beautiful
he left it on your side by accident
so when you got home tired from work and answering emails for party guest
MC WHAT IS IT ARE YOU HURT WAIT IS THAT A BAND AID
HIS FACE HAD NO EXPRESSION
BUT YOU SAW HOW HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES TURNED 3 SHADES DARKER
YOU SAW TEARS FORMING
HIS JAW CLENCHED
GET OUT he hissed
MC GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT
V IM SORRY I CAN HELP REP-
RIKA GAVE ME THAT CAMERA MC. YOU CANT REPLACE WHAT SHE GAVE ME. NOW GEEETTT OUUUUUTTTTT
you were crying
you went to yoosungs house
you knocked on his door
HEY MC WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHAT DID V DO
YOU JUST CRIED
THIS SMOL BEAN CRIED WITH YOU
HE STOPPED PLAYING LOL SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU
WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WHAT V SAID
BEAN WAS MAD
HE WAS A CRYING MAD BEAN
HE WAS READY TO KICK V’S ASS
HE WAS READY TO KICK EVERYONES ASS
EVEN HIS OWN
yoosung let you sleep on his bed and he took the couch
you couldnt help but feel so guilty
you looked at your bank account and transferred money from your savings to checking
around 3:00 am you left yoosungs house
you left him a note you made your way to the airport
with just the clothes on your back and tears on your face
i hate v so much
i cant believe he thought he was special enough to call him himself after a letter
ima kick his asss how dare he hurt MC
you know what
everyone deserves to kick V’s ass
he message the RFA at 7:09am
they all showed up at 7:13 am
jaehee was sent to see how you were doing since she is a female and who knows how you were
but lord jesus christ
papa zen was fuming
he was ready to kill fucking v
like he was mad
jumin tried to calm him down but he couldnt
they heard sobbing
they all ran
it was jaehee crying
they didnt see you there but a note and your phone
ZEN AND YOOSUNG LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE
YOOSUNG ASKED IF HE CAN SHARE A RIDE WITH ZEN
ZEN SAID FUCK IT HOLD ON TO YOURSELF
THEY LEFT TO V
jumin directed everyone to go to his limo
jumin picked up the phone and note
he was the last one to read the note
“it seems that Rika’s prescence will always be more powerful than mine….especially with you V and the RFA. Yoosung thank you so much for everything…. I am going somwhere and please dont try to find me….. I need to make things right even if it kills me… I love you guys…Zen, Jumin,Jaehee, you, Saeyoung, Saeran, Elizabeth 3rd, and V… bye everyone”
jumin heart ache
he needed to hear the whole story
he clenched your phone and felt that it was wett from your tears
ESPECIALLY CAUSE SHE PUT ELIZABETH 3RD
driver kim caught up to zen and past him and zen just drove faster
yall got to v’s place and yoosung was so mad that he made a dent in V’s door
yoosung just charged in and he got on top of V
and he started to punch him
and V was trying to get the monkey off
but then saeyoung and saeran got him off
jumin then punched him
zen kicked him
jaehee was about to slap him but she didnt
saeran was about to go
but everyone knows saeran can kill a man
they hold saeran back xD
V got up and he was drunk as fuck
Yoosung got pist and screamed she left she left
and he said
i told her to leave
JUMIN WENT TO HIM AND PUSHED HIM AGAINST THE WALL GRABBED HIS SHIRT AND LOOKED INTO HIS EYES AND SAID
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MC
SHE BROKE MY CAMERA JUUMIIIAAAN SHE BROOKKEEE ITT
ITS JUST A FUCKING CAMERA
BUT RIKKAAHHHH GAVE IT TO M-
SAERAN: FUCK RIKA (IN THIS MOMENT THE WHOLE MYSTIC MESSENGER FANDOM AGREED WITH SAERAN)
SAEYOUNG:WE NEED TO CLEAN HIM UP AND STAY HERE TO WATCH HIM I HAVE A FEELING HE IS GONNA LOSE IT WHEN WE TELL HIM
TELL ME WHAT - V SAID
JAEHEE: THAT THAT M-
ZEN: MC LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU
JUMIN: SHE LEFT A NOTE AND HER PHONE… SHES GONE
V VOMITTED ALL OVER JUMIN
JUMIN WAS PIST
HE BOUGHT EVERYONE CLOTHES TO STAY WITH V
HE EVEN BOUGH T INFLATABLE MATTRESSES
SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG WENT TO THEIR HOME AND BROUGHT BACK THE EQUIPMENT THEY NEEDED TO FIND MC
V WAS MORE STABLE
HE SAW THE WHOLE RFA IN HIS HOUSE
EVEN ELIZABETH 3RD
HE ASKED WHY THEY WERE THERE
YOOSUNG JUST KILLED HIM WITH HIS GLARE
UM WHAT IS GOING ON EVERYONE-V
JUMIN GOT UP AND WENT TO HIM
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH MC
SHIT MY CAMERA I NEED TO FIND HER JUMIN WHERE IS SHE STAYING
SAERAN: WE DONT KNOW SHE FLED THE COUNTRY
FOR THE REST OF THE DAYS THE RFA HAD TO TAKE CARE OF V
ITS BEEN 6 PAINFUL LONG DAYS
BUT JUMIN NOTICED SAERAN AND SAEYOUNG TALKING
THEY KEPT LOOKING AT SAEYOUNGS SCREEN AND SAERAN SHAKED HIS HEAD
JUMIN: HAVE YOU FOUND HER
SAERAN: UM WELL UM
SAEYOUNG: WE FOUND TRACES OF HER IN THE UNITED STATES BUT WE ARE NOT SURE IF SHE IS STAYING OR WHAT SHE IS DOING
JUMIN: WHAT STATES
SAERAN: CALIFORNIA AND SUPPOSEDLY SHE WENT TO ALASKA FIRST
YOOSUNG: THATS WHERE RIKA IS
ZEN: JESUS CHRIST WHERE DID SHE WENT FIRST ALSAKA OR CALIFORNIA
SAEYOUNG: WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ITS LIKE SHE KNEW WE WERE GONNA TRACK HER AND SHE JUST SO
V: I I DESTROYED HER I I CAN-T
V STARTED TO CRY AND JAEHEE TOOK HIM TO LAY DOWN
ZEN: JUMIN DO YOU THINK SHE WILL EVER COME BACK
JUMIN WENT TO GO LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW: -heavy sigh- i i just dont know
Yoosung over heard and he felt bad…badthat his cousin is still causing pain…..
they all went to bed in the living room
shit even V he slept on the couch
everyone was thinking about MC
and remembering how they always brought up RIka
damn they all felt guilt
saeyoung: -whipser- brother are are you getting the same signal
saeran: mc is back *whisper*
Jumin woke up so quickly when he heard them say that
saeran: my records say that she was at the airport
saeyoung: yeah i thinnk she just arrived There
jumin: access the camera scans now
saeran: already have it here look i think thats her
saeyoung: but but if it is here then why does she have a big bandage on her shoulder
jumin: fuck, we are keeping this private till we know her every move got it
saeran: i dont work for you
jumin pulls out his check book and writes 3,000,000 USD
saeran: you got it boss
saeyoung: WHAT ABOUT ME
jumin: *grabs elizabeth 3rd and hands it to him* only for 1 hour
ELizabeth 3rd ran to the door and meowed
Saeran smirked and ran to the door
saeyoung: WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW SAERAN
saeran: ive been tracking MC for a while already you are just….slower
MC: hello everyone
saeran patted your shoulder and looked at your bondage
jumin got teary eyed
v v was sobbing and went crawling to you on your knees
you helped him get up and hugged him
you were hugging him while people ask you questions
what happen to your shoulder ?
Oh ummm im guessing one of the twins must of mention i was in alaska to see rika and ummm she toook the surprise visit not well and she got a knife and almost stab me with it *v hugged tighter* but she just slashed me
im sorry i shouldnt of said anything about rika i know rika means a-
you let go of V and got him the most expensive camera in the world and you said sorry and he just hugged you and promise to love you and never let you go and he said sorry then everyone came in for a group hug
remember the space station that he promise to marry you in
yeah it never happened
the beginning of yalls relationship was perfect
but ever since you accidentally destroyed the hard drive that contain all of saerans baby pictures
couldnt stand looking at you anymore
sex felt like it was a routine
he didnt make you feel pretty anymore
one day she was bought a new dress she asked saeyoung and saeran what they thought of it
MC: so what do you guys think?
Saeran: you look beautiful MC ! wow my brother is lucky to have you
saeyoung: you really think so ?
saeran: yeah MC looks amazing ! I wish i can heal faster and i can love someone the way you love MC awkward
he didnt know okay
he thought yall ere going thru a dry spell
MC: thats so sweet of you saeran!
saeyoung: if you really think she is beautiful you can have her. She not useful for me anymore
saeran: dude what the fuck is wrong with you
MC: saeyoung its been months i said im sorry !!!!! okay im sorrry !!!! (goes on knees) please forgive me saeyoung please!!!
Saeran:MC what happened
Saeyoung: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
MC: I WAS CLEANING HIS DESK AND I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED THE DR.PEPPER HE HAD ON HIS DESK AND IT SPILLED ON THE HARD DRIVE THAT HAD YOUR PICTURES SAERAN *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
Saeran: are you seriously mad at her because of that brother!? you have me here now and its best to forget the past
Saeyoung: BUT THOSE PICTURES MEANS A LOT TO ME IT REMINDS ME OF HOW FAR WE CAME AND SHE FUCKING RUINED IT
mc ran to the guest bedroom
you heard saeran and saeyoung arguing some more and then an hour later you heard a door knock
it was saeran
you opened the door
he just hugged you and closed the door
you cried and cried and cried
he held you in his arms like a protective brother
he was saying sorry for his brothers actions
you told him no
you told him it was your fault
he literally told him everything
from how he treated you to how you felt like sex was a chore to how he wouldnt even pay attention to you anymore
he saw how broken you were
he didnt know what to do
he remember when he was having episodes you just hugged him
so he did the same thing for you as you did for him for months
saeran offered you saying that the both of you can sleep in the living room together so you wouldnt be alone
he felt awkward sleeping with you in closed bedrooms… especially noq
he knew saeyoung wouldnt say anything
but saeyoung was different now
you declined saying you would like to cry yourself to sleep without anyone watching
he left and went to his room and cried
cried because he knows how it feels to cry yourself to sleep
he had to help fix this
he went to saeyoungs bedroom and knocked
he saw his brother on his computer doing coding
saeran shut down his laptop
saeyoung: i was in the middle of work
saeran: congrats now whats wrong
saeyoung: shes useless i dont love her
saeran: i know you better than that im not stupid tell me whats wrong why does it bother you that the pictures are erased now
saeyoung: cause that was the only thing that gave me purpose in life back then brother i thought you were actually happy and it made me feel at peace whenever im stressed now i look at the pcitures of you and MC and i feel at peace but she fucked it up
saeran: brother she didnt it was an accident im not mad that the pictures are gone
saeyoung: your not ? how come
saeran: i have my new family now and i prefer this than that
saeyoung: can i hug you?
saeran: one arm hug thats it
saeyoung give him a two arm hug and saeran returned it
he made a promise to god and saeran that he was going to fix everything with MC and he was going to spend the rest of his life apologizing to her
saeran got up
it was around 3:42am
he was thirsty and decided to go to the kitchen
he decided to go by the guest room and see if you were okay
he knocked gently
he knocked again
he was about to open the door but it was already ajar
he saw the bed freshly made
he heard the taxi honk
shit MC is making a run for it
he ran to the door and opened it and he saw you ready to leave them
MC PLEASE DONT THINK ABOUT THIS !MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT PLEASE MC NO
he fell to his knees but he got up and was running after you
you turned around and
mouthed im sorry
he screeched his brothers name
his brother ran to saeran
he saw you leaving off with the taxi he memorized the number of the plate before he fell to his knees
he was screaming your name
they both were
they were two broken men that you left behind
but you didnt see saeyoung crying his heart out
you didnt see him pounding the cement
you didnt see his brother running his fingers thru his hair
you didnt see any of it
i fucking lost her
i pushed her away
its all my fault i dont deserve to live
i felt my brother hug me
he was shaking
he was crying
i got a flashback of how he did the exact same motion whenever our mom was about hit us
my brother was scared he was going to relapse because MC helped saeran out so much
she saw him as his brother
she helped me
keep me sane
she helped me loved life
she let me be happy
i destoyed the love of my life
i destroyed the light that keep this family going
after all she is my furture wife
and she is saerans sister
i shook saeran off me
saeran: w-ww–ee ne-need t-to fi-find h-her
i dragged my brother to our desk
we cleaned all paper work
and got ready
to find MC
i inputed the license plate number while saeran access every single camera within the 50 mile radius
we putthe cameras on the big screen *the wall*
and looked to see if we could see the cab
we found it
it was nearby the train station shit
i got the keys to my fastest car
and i got in the dirver seat and saeran got in the passenger seat
to get to the train station by car takes 45 mins
we got there in 15
saeran was doing everything he can to stall the train station from departing and he was successful
we were two crazy men yelling out MC name throught the station
we barged thru and checked every train cart she wasnt there
we lost her
we lost our fire
i lost my life
for 6 days straight me and saeran were looking at every possible country city looking for MC
we never found her
we were both losing our selves
i started to hate myself
saeran was hating me but was trying to control his emotions
i wanted to die
i cant be in this world without MC
my brother knew what i was thinking and searched harder
somehow we both fell asleep
until i heard an angelic voice saying me and my brothers name
it was MC
i screamed and woke my brother up
he thought he was hallucinating
i thought so as well
saeyoung: i think im seeing her
saeran: have we gone mad
MC: no its me im sorry guys i jus-
i went over to her and picked her up and kissed her
i put her down so saeran can hug her
but he was just on his knees crying
she bent down and hugged him
he was having a break down and i bent down and hugged my family
MC got up and my heart stopped
was she going to tell me she is going to leave us for good
she got something out of her purse and went to the computer and inputed a USB drive
it had all the pictures that was on the file that she accidentally broke
it had more pictures of us
and then it went to her and saeran
where they went to little trip while i was at work
and then it was the RFA
then the second to last paicture was all of us a family photo with the rfa
the last picture was her smiling in the middle between me and saeran
he was smiling in the photo
i broke down and hugged her
she told us she went to her grandfather in japan and he fixed everything and modernized it a bit and she decided to add more photos
i spent the rest of my life makin git up to her
we had the space ship wedding just like i wanted no
what we wanted
you guys rarely and i mean RARELY get into arguments
you guys understand each other
love each other
respect each others boundaries
but not every relationship can be picture perfect
one day you two were playing LOL together
he loved that you actually took interest into something he liked because he made his life a bit better
but he knew that he had to do something you likes
and guess what you liked
THE FREAKING GYM *WHICH IS NOT ME LOL I RATHER BE AT HOME AND RELAX AND EAT CHIPS
so yoosung was actually getting into decent shape
zen was lowkey jealous because people were starting to notice yoosung more LOL
so one day you decided that you needed to workout alone and yoosung was fine cause he wanted to defeat a level
but then you started to out more and more on your own
the reason for that is because you were enrolled in a insanity workout class and you knew yoosung couldnt handle it
he confronted you because he is a worried bean and you showed him some videos and he just cried
cried because you KNEW HIM SO WELL
one day you came home all sweaty and tired and you notice that yoosung wasnt home
you threw your gym bag aiming for the couch but you accidentally hit yoosungs limited edition LOL ACTION FIGURE
YOU WERE CRYING
YOU WENT TO IT TO TRY AND FIX IT
BUT ITS HEAD IS MISSING
THE LEG IS ALL CRACKED SIDEWAYS
IF THE ACTION FIGURE WAS A REAL PERSON BEST BELIEVE IT WOULDNT EVEN BE ALIVE ANY MORE
YOU WERE A NERVOUS WRECK
you got the figure together and put it inside a shoe box
you took a shower and put on some comfortable clothes because you had to tell yoosung
yoosung came home pretty late because he was at the library studying
“MC!!!! HOONEEEEY IM HOOME”
aaaaaaaa the sweetness of his voice c:
it sounds so beautiiful
but yet you knew you were going to be the destroyer
shit where he goes EVERYTHING
its time to break this mans heart
you breathed heavily and entered the living room
you saw him going crazy
“ 1…..2…..3.3……4….WHERE IS NUMBER 5 WHERE IS ACTION FIGURE NUMBER 5 I PLACED IT RIGHT HERE HOLLY SPAGHETTI”
fuck how were you going to do this
“um yoosung ….. sweetie…. are you okay”
“MC I AM MISSING NUMBER 5 YOU KNOW THE PURPLE ONE”
“ baby please sit do-”
“HOW CAN I SIT DOWN IN A TIME LIKE THIS”
“YOOSUNG PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME”
he sat down and started to cry
“ what is it MC”
“ yoosung i came home from my insasnity workout and my bag hit figure number 5 im sorry yoosung it wasnt on purpose i just thought it was gonna flop onto the couch”
THIS POOR CHILD BURSTED OUT CRYING HE JUST CRIED
you tried to console him but you he kept pushing you away from him
he didnt eat dinner that night
he slept in the same bed as you but you heard him crying himself to sleep
you got onto your phone and looked for a place where they sold the toy
NO ONE HAD IT OKAY THATS HOW LIMITED EDITION HIS FIGURE WAS
you grew desperate
you left the bed silently and went to to the computer and logged onto LOL
you put on the head set and the majority of your and his members were logged on
“OH MY GOD ITS OUR LEADER HELLO LEADER”
“GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY”
you told them everything
“okay guys i need the biggest favor ever…. if anyone has an extra figure of that i am willing to pay big money”
the chatroom grew quiet
you started to cry
then this one player
“leader MC i live in Alaska and i have one extra of the figure but you see its really hard to ship things from here so you would have to come to my place to get it”
you gave private message her saying that if she is really willing
you bought the plane ticket and grabbed some clothes *warm ones*
and left to the airport
but you forgot to leave any trace behind that you were going to come back
it was too into the heat of the moment.
my life is over…. its finished
NO DONT TOUCH ME !!
wait no one is touching me
why is MC not touching me did she went to go get water or what
i got up and looked around our bedroom the sun was already up and i checked the alarm and it was 10:31am
jesus christ i overslept
“MC…. where are you YOU ARE SCARING ME”
today is Saturday so there is no gym classes for her today
where is she
i called zen jumin jaehee and……. the letter that shouldn't be mention… THEY ALL HAVENT SEEN MC
god okay maybe she will come home soon
its been 8 hours
she hasnt been here
its time to go to sevens and saerans house
yes C: you heard thru the door
I NEED YOUR HELP
NO MORE HONEY BUDDAH CHIPS BYE
mc is gone
saeran: what happened?
yoosung: shes just gone
saeyoung: what do you mean she just left… you know her better than anyone where is she usually
yoosung: i checked her places and nothing saeyoung she she sh
saeran: oh fuck please do-
yoosung: *BAWLS OUT CRYING*
saeyoung: there there me and MY BROTHER :D
yoosung: PLEASE SAERAN *RUNS AFTER HIM AND TACKLES HIM DOWN* PLEASE HELP ME FIND MC
saeran: *pushes him off* get off me fine just stay in your corner
saeran then went to get water and gummy worms and proceeded to start looking for you
saeyoung was nice enough to to gve you DR. Pepper and honey buddah chips
but you felt like just crying
LIKE YOU WERE CRYING LIKE A BABY
its been 2 whole days of you just crying
saeran was annoyed
saeran was done
you notice saeran making a drink and you saw that saeyoung was a bit worried
saeran: here drink this… all of it
yoosung: why ITS NOT MC
saeran: i will stop looking for her if you dont drink this
yoosung: fine i i ill dr-drink it
2 hours later you fill your body tingling
yoosung: where does the liquor in here ?
yoosung: does saeran choi is gay
saeran: jesus christ just just work already
saeyounug: DOES SAERAN CHO IS GAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
yoosung: do choi twins is gay ?
saeran: 2 more mins
yoosung: for is um what?
you blanked out
you knocked out
saeyoung: are you sure its not gonna kill him
saeran: yes its just to keep him to shut up for a long time he doesn't let me concentrate
saeyoung: for how long is he gonna sleep for
saeran: 4 days give or take
in the long sleep all you were seeing you life
from being born to now
you were watching a movie of your life
you didnt know how to feel because it SHOWED EVERYTHING
you saw the recent outbreak you did
ouch you hurt MC feeling
oh my god
she probably thought i didnt want her with me anymore
saeran: he is shaking, probably having a bad dream
saeyoung: cant we wake him up/ mc is already on their way here
saeran: idk how to wake him up
saeran: MC is coming i here her cab
saeyoung: oh god
i entered the door and saw saeran throw a blanket over something
what is he doing
saeran: how was alaska ?
mc: it was fine but what are you guys trying to hide from me
saeran: whats in the bag
mc: what are you trying to hide from me
mc: oh my god yoosung
*pushed pass the brothers and saw him sleeping droolings and everything*
MC: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO
saeran: he NEEDED TO SHUT UP OKAY HE WAS CRYING FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS LIKE DOESNT HE RUN OUT OF TEARS OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU HANDLE THE CRY BABY
you were screaming for yoosung to wake up and he finally did
MC: THANK GOD YOOSUNG
YOOSUNG: AM I DEAD AM IM SEEING MY ANGEL
MC: *YOU KISSED HIM* IM SO SORRY I BROKE YOUR STATUE YOOSUNG I AM SO SORRY
YOOSUNG: ACTION FIGURE BUT ITS OKAY I I RATHER HAVE YOU THAN THE FIGURE
MC: WHY NOT HAVE BOTH
YOOSUNG: MC IT ITS LIMITED EDITION YOU CANT HAVE B-
* you showed him the figure
yoosung cried even harder
saeran left the house cause he couldnt take it no more
you guys went back home and made up c; and thEn played LOL
for three years you and zen have been happily together but the only problem was that he was always super busy
but you understood because you knew what you were signing up for
what you didn't know is that this beautiful gorgeous man is jealous
like he MUST SHOW IT
he tries so hard to hide to but it is nearly impossible for him to do so
so one day he told you that he has to work over time for a whole week so you logged onto the chatroom and everyone else was keeping you company
many of the RFA members took you out to to dinner or you went over their place to hang out
zen knew and he didnt mind because he trust his friends and you
but for some reason
god was out to get him because he noticed during his breaks you talked to jumin more
more and more days has passed and noticed that you were over at jumins place more than the others
jesus christ he is biting his tongue
but he couldnt help it one day
because he logged on the chat room one day and the whole chat room was blowing up
JUMIN FUCKING HAN POSTED A PERFECT SELFIE WITH YOU WEARING CAT EARS WEARING HIS JACKET LAUGHING AND JUMIN WAS LAUGHING AS WELL
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME JUMIN EVER TOOK A NON BLURRY SELFIE
ZEN: Oh hello MC. I see that you are having fun.
MC: BABY!! how is everything!? i bet you are doing an amazing job in your performances
Yoosung: LOOK JUMIN HAN IS SMILING OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING
saeyoung: LOOOKK HOW ADORABLE MC LOOKS WITH THE CAT EARS ON
Jaehee: MC does look rather nice… i feel odd that Mr. Han is smiling
Jumin: I am laughing because my best friend is making me laugh
Jaehee Kang has left the chatroom
Zen: what did you say jerk
MC: YAAAAY JUMIN DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU JUMIN
Saeyoung: I thought i would never live to see the day
Yoosung: that jumin shows some type of
saeyoung: SEEEEE BRRROTHER YOU HAVE HOPE MC PLEASE DO MY BROTHER NEXT
yoosung: wait MC did jumin!!!?????
Zen: Im going to kill you Jumin
MC: SAEYOUNG WORD SHIT RIGHT but ill be happy to show your brother how to show emotion c:
saeyoung: MC SAERAN IS SMILING OH MY GOOOOD YOUR POWERS ARE WORKING
Saeran: :) thank you MC
Saeran has left the chatroom
Zen: my girlfriend will not help no one
MC: zen are you okay why are you being such a grump :(
Jumin: Yes Zen why are you being a so called “grump”
saeyoung : MC YOU ARE CHANGING THE ROBOT
Jumin: It is nice having her as my company, we drink wine talk about our past and praise Elizabeth 3rd
MC: yes babe ~
Zen: Home. Now.
Zen has left the chatroom
Yoosung: what is his problem
Saeyoung: i dont have a good feeling about this
MC: yeah i should go :/
MC has exit the charoom
Jumin has exit the chatroom
I CANT BELIEVE THAT TRUST FUND JERK IS MAKING MOVES ON MY MC
SHE IS MINE NO ONE ELSE
I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL ENOUGH TO BE SAVED FROM HER
BUT NOW IS SEE SHE SAVES EVERYBODY
i got home and i saw that the limo driver barely leaving my house
he even got the nerve to send her in one of his fancy limos…. stupid trust fund jerk
when i went inside i swear i can smell him onj her
Zen: hello. Mc.
MC: hi baby whats wrong?
zen: so i see your into fixing everybody is that your new kink?
mc: zen honestly cut it out Jumin is a very good friend of mine and he is helping me out with something so zen stop.
zen: oh what is he helping you with MC huh huh tell me I CAN HANDLE IT MC TELL ME
MC: ZEN DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE FEELING JEALOUS. IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SO STOP IMAGING STUFF HAPPENING BETWEEN ME AND JUMIN. AND WHILE IM AT IT YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE BECOME A BETTER PERSON YOU KNOW I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR HELPING POOR CREATURES LIKE ANIMALS AND EVERYTHING WHY IS IT SO WRONG FOR WANTING TO HELP SOME BODY BECOME A BETTER PERSON
ZEN: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY DID IT FOR ME
MC: ZEN I PUT MYSELF LAST JUST SO YO CAN BE HAPPY ZEN I LOVED BEING THERE FOR YOU I LOVE BEING YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON BUT ITS NOT THE SAMW TYPE OF CARE THAT I GIVE FOR JUMIN THE ONLY THING HE NEEDS IS FOR SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO HIM NOT TO JUDGE HIM THATS IT. MY LOVE, HEART, MIND, SOUL BELONGS TO YOU AND ONLY YOU
* SHE GOT CLOSER AND YOU HATED IT BECAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE WINE THAT SHE DRANK IN HIS HOME*
ZEN: i honestly dont know how to feel. i smell him on you and MC i dont know what to think. im sorry i gotta go.
MC: zen wait why are you being so irrational i love you im always there for you i get you dont like jumin but it doesnt mean that i have to hate him so much… if only i could tell you…. but i… cant
ZEN: see you tomorrow MC
and i left
ugh i hate that i cant tell him…. i feel like he forgot that his birthday is coming up because of all the stress he is recieving
why do we gotta fight now…
i have to leave sooon.
god why NOOOOW
shoudl i stay
should i go
fuck it i gotta go… he’ll understand once i show him *breathes heavily* its time to go back
*you picked up the phone and called *
Jumin: the jet is ready for you the driver is still around the corner ill be waiting for you inside the jet. see you soon… best friend…
ugh where the fuck am i ?
why am i surrondered by action figures
where are my clothes?
please god please dont tell me i cheated on MC
NOOOO MY JEALOUSY GOT THE EBST OF ME NOOOO I SCREWED IT BIG TIME
fuck i see panties
i see bras??
why am i in a closet full of women clothing
please dont let it be true
please dont let it be true
Zen: heellooooo anyone there
unrecognizable voice: he is awake your problem now
huh? i think i recognize that voice
you hear someone getting closer to the door
fuck who is it shoit
saeyoung: HIYA ZEN HOW ARE YOU :D
zen: what am i doing here !? where are my clothes
saeyoung: well you see you were infront of our door drunk and saeran tried geting you inside the house becaus you were a mess and you started to take of your clothes and dance to the music that was coming from inside your head :D so saeran threw you into my closet :)
zen: jesus christ *gets up and sees his pants in the corner and puts it in with a shirt*
saeran: thank god you are dressed now… please leave my house
zen: yeah dude sorry im leaving
damn i guess i gone drinking
shit i need to go home
*gets home safetly somehow*
ZEN: MCCC BABY IM SORRY I CAME HOME LATE WHERE ARE CHUUUU
you didnt hear shit
huh perhaps she head to work already
when you were eating a protein bar its like everything fucking hit you
SHIT I HAD A FIGHT WITH MC SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
you declined every single meeting so you can make up today and spend the day with ehr tomorow
she never showed up that night
you cried yourself to sleep that night
you woke up to yet another day with an empty home
you drank more and more thinking she ran off with jumin
fuck jumin i hate him
MC why did you leave me baby
i fucking loved you so much
im so sorry baby
im sorrry my jealousy ruined us
in another life i would make you stay
so i dont have to say that you were the one that got away
fuck the song is coming into my head
MC just know i love you so much
im sorry im no longer your muse
*continues drinking and smoking for 6 days straight*
MC: hahahahahaah jumin you are hilarious ! Jumin: haha. thank you but i hope zen likes the gift you are going to give him
MC: yes but i feel so guilty because ugh i hope he isnt thinking wrong things…. i feel … i just have a bad feeling about this
Jumin: its okay he is a big boy he can understand.. look MC we are going to land back home
*5 hours later*
jumin: okay we are here ill held back and let you and zen enjoy some time together :)
MC: *hugs him tightly* THANK YOU JUMIN YOU ARE AMAZING THE BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!
Jumin: okay wow thank you MC i better go ELizaebeth is missing m in the car let me know how he likes it !
okay time to show him his gift
you walked inside the house and saw zen passed out
SHIT ZEN ZEEEEEEN ZEEEEEEENNNN
jumin heard you screaming and crying and he ran inside and called an ambulance and the best doctors in the world
zen woke up three days later to seeing MC Jumin and the rest of the RFA sitting in his hospital room
MC: ZEN SHIT I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR WAKING YOU
zen:what do y-y-you mean waking up
Jumin: me and MC found you passed out and its been 5 days since you lost conscious
MC: i know you probably hate me btut i didnt leave you zen i went with jumin to the states to get you this custom built harley and zen im so SORRY
zen cried and told you that he is sorry and he would never drink that much again
Jumin *this is gonna be short sorry i just really want to get this done*
You and Jumin jesus Christ you and jumin were
AND I MEAN SO HAPPY
THAT HE CAN DIE THAT DIE AND LITERALLY
He treated you like a queen in public and in
private you know ;)
It was almost Christmas and Jumin flew away for business
for almost a month
Jaehee was being amazing and told you he was
getting your Christmas gift abroad
And you ?
Well you wanted to get jumin something nice
Since the both of you had joint accounts
And the account literally had so many comas
You decide that you didn’t want the gift to be
You wanted it to be something meaningful
Something he will remember for the rest of his
So you decided you needed to go back to Costa
Rica to visit family while Jumin was away
So you asked your family for help
TO HELP YOU THINK FOR A GIFT
They were stumped caused everything they mention
he already FUCKING HAD
Pussy (Elizabeth 3rd)
What more does this man need
So you needed to go to a family party
But once you arrived at the party you felt sick
you assumed because you weren’t accustom to the
strong scent of mayo for a long time so you just ignored it
until you vomited all over
you’re family members took you to the hospital
you were relived to find out that it wasn’t nothing
so you decided to fly back early
but when you flew back
Jumin han was crying
He was freaking out because you weren’t there
He crawled to you on his knees and told you
SORRY FOR WHAT JUMIN YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT WRONG MY
He kept crying till you bent down and told him
that you visited your family
He just said he would appreciate a call and you
told him that you were sorry
But then you opened your purse
And gave him a paper
MC YOU WERE SICK WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
Jumin please read the paper you are gonna love
MC YOU WERE SICK JESUS CHRIST DID YOU SKIP A
MEAL MC IT SAID YOU VOMITTED BECAUSEE IT’S A SIDE EFFECT FROM BEING PREGANCT MC