(i wrote this yesterday but like… i wasn’t sure if i should post it since it’s a walking shitpost based on stuff @frostedpuffs and @itsnotyou-itsmimi were talking about at midnight but… whatever it’s going up)


potate-hoe:
who’s ready to do a science

walk walk fashion baby: nino no

walk walk fashion baby: niNO

potate-hoe: niYES

cuddlebug: no

cuddlebug: no science

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Tfw you try to fist bump your bro

But he takes your hand and kisses your ring finger instead

And suggests being bros forever

And you’re just there like

“Yes plz, bro, but #NoHomo”

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i know it’s not ginny. cause’ even you’re not that crazy.

<< then  w h y  haven’t you told ginny? >>

                                                  << i  d o n ’ t  know >>

Can anyone else picture Garnet using her future vision to help random humans every once in a while? Like

Garnet: Don’t worry, everything will be all right.

Random person: … But I wasn’t even-

Garnet: Here, take this fish.

Random person: Waitwhat?!?

Garnet: You’re welcome. *trademark visor flash*

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE THERE IS A PETITION FOR THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE TO ELECT CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT ON DEC 19th. THEY NEED 60 MILLION SUPPORTERS AND THEY ARE ON A LITTLE OVER 3 MILLION. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN AND SPREAD IT.

Sign here #notourpresident

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Difficult one here. Go for the full frame shots or get it over with quickly? All is good. (x)

I sometimes fear…

I sometimes fear that people might think that fascism arrives in fancy dress worn by grotesques and monsters as played out in endless re-runs of the Nazis. Fascism arrives as your friend. It will restore your honour, make you feel proud, protect your house, give you a job, clean up the neighbourhood, remind you of how great you once were, clear out the venal and the corrupt, remove anything you feel is unlike you… It doesn’t walk in saying, ‘Our programme means militias, mass imprisonments, transportations, war and persecution.’

—  Michael Rosen, ‘I sometimes fear…’ Wednesday, 23 April 2014.