riding a shark

part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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13 Days of Halloween! Day 9: Supernatural Creatures/Monsters AU

Welcome To Samwell University for the Supernatural!

Bitty: Vampire; European-style bloodsucker. No sunlight for this Georgian boy! He runs a blog based around dishes safe for vampires to consume, and likes to experiment with different ways to prepare blood. Came to Samwell for a fresh start, excited about attending a university specifically for supernatural creatures.

Jack: Loup Garou; French-Canadian-style werewolf. Turns into a wolf at will, but can be contagious in that state. His anxiety is a big factor in his transformations, and he usually goes wolf when he has panic attacks or is very stressed. Despite the wolf’s generally docile nature, he doesn’t trust him with others after a breakdown during the Q that ended his relationship with Kent and almost cost him his life. Came to Samwell to start over.

Dex: Poltergeist; He dead. And predominately incorporeal. He can make himself seen, but it takes a lot of energy, so he usually just moves shit around when he wants to make his presence known. He can expend the most energy when he’s angry, so Nursey probably sees him the most.

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link giving baby smol shark princeling sidon rides on his shoulders whenever he visited zora’s domain to see mipha; sidon thought they were literally the -best- cause he felt so tall from up there! look sister, i’m taller than you now! hehe!

100 years later and now 9 feet tall shark prince sidon is the one giving link rides on his shoulders whenever link visits cause he remembers how great they were and he wants link to feel great! it’s the least i can do to show my gratitude! even if the rides make link feel extremely embarrassed cause everyone’s -watching- and sidon keeps accidentally bumping him with his head fin in his excitement

In a Dream pt. 2

I dream again.

This time to reach inside

And wrench and twist response.

Play keys of soundboard feelings

To fend the obloquy

Of night.

When all threats prove feckless,

Ride a manic shark back

To bliss.

And lay my head in a lion’s den

To savor it through sleep.

The unmoved world turned inside out,

Untouchable in dreams.

rt Hy�|3l�

anonymous asked:

Hmmmmm hit me up with that horseback riding headcanons for the champions (preferably the ones who can actually ride horses)



  • She has herself a large stallion but is not a versed rider.
  • More used to sand seals
  • Gives her horse lots of carrots and apples Though
  • SUPER happy whenever on the back of her Horse[even if she falls off]


  • He likes to pet the pretty ponies but can not ride

  • [wishes he could ride]

  • [someone get this shark the giant horse rn]


  • Does not care for horses
  • Doesn’t mind that he can’t ride

  • [Sneaks Links horses apples though]


  • No thank you
  • Wings over hooves


  • Loves horses
  • Rides P/ well 
  • [Link taught her]
  • Has a stunning mare
  • Can’t do anything on horseback but likes to ride for the sake of riding
  • [constantly tries to get horse to swim with her]


I made a post dedicated to Link and his horses

Those words link to a re blog of it cause I’m a lil.. lazy but Y E S

~Mod Zelda