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13 Days of Halloween! Day 9: Supernatural Creatures/Monsters AU

Welcome To Samwell University for the Supernatural!

Bitty: Vampire; European-style bloodsucker. No sunlight for this Georgian boy! He runs a blog based around dishes safe for vampires to consume, and likes to experiment with different ways to prepare blood. Came to Samwell for a fresh start, excited about attending a university specifically for supernatural creatures.

Jack: Loup Garou; French-Canadian-style werewolf. Turns into a wolf at will, but can be contagious in that state. His anxiety is a big factor in his transformations, and he usually goes wolf when he has panic attacks or is very stressed. Despite the wolf’s generally docile nature, he doesn’t trust him with others after a breakdown during the Q that ended his relationship with Kent and almost cost him his life. Came to Samwell to start over.

Dex: Poltergeist; He dead. And predominately incorporeal. He can make himself seen, but it takes a lot of energy, so he usually just moves shit around when he wants to make his presence known. He can expend the most energy when he’s angry, so Nursey probably sees him the most.

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part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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concept:
link giving baby smol shark princeling sidon rides on his shoulders whenever he visited zora’s domain to see mipha; sidon thought they were literally the -best- cause he felt so tall from up there! look sister, i’m taller than you now! hehe!

100 years later and now 9 feet tall shark prince sidon is the one giving link rides on his shoulders whenever link visits cause he remembers how great they were and he wants link to feel great! it’s the least i can do to show my gratitude! even if the rides make link feel extremely embarrassed cause everyone’s -watching- and sidon keeps accidentally bumping him with his head fin in his excitement

Trauma nightmares making you tired?

Remember, you are making it through every night, like a massive fucking champ. That shit is scary and exhausting. But every morning, there you are, still surviving like an elusive fucking mimic octopus riding a shark, defying everyone with hardcore badassery.

Ninjago Minifigure descriptions

the lego fb page released images of minifigs with descriptions to each, including new tidbits about the movie!

Volcano Garmadon: What do you get the villain that has everything? Volcano pajamas, of course.

Master Wu: He believes everything is about balance. Consider this piece of his powerful wisdom: “You can win the battle on the outside but lose the battle on the inside.”

Spinjitzu Training Nya: She’s always training to get her fancy footwork just right to unleash her true water ninja potential.

Lloyd Garmadon (hoodie): The son of the warlord Garmadon and secretly the Green Ninja? And you thought your teen years were difficult.

Sushi Chef: He’s the best in the business. His sushi is as fresh as his crazy knife skills.

Misako: Lloyd’s protective mom is all about hard work. She’ll work three jobs, battle an evil warlord, and still cook a mean waffle.

Jay Walker: He never dreamed he’d leave the outskirts of Ninjago to become the awesome, but very questionably dressed, blue ninja.

Shark Army Great White: After failing to take control of Ninjago for Garmadon he was literally shot from a volcano. Not even scorching magma will get in his way.

Shark Army General #1: This general is facing some real pressure. Seriously, if she doesn’t secure Ninjago for Garmadon, he’s going to sire her from a volcano.

Gong and Guitar Rocker: Even ninjas need a sweet anthem courtesy of a totally rad rocker: “We built this city, we built this city on rock and GONG!”

N-POP Girl: The Ninjago Pop music revolution has just begun. Meet your colorful dance leader.

Lloyd: The Green Ninja (aka The Chosen One) is honor bound to protect Ninjago. Even from his own father, Garmadon.

Garmadon: Four arms, red eyes, rides a giant robot shark. Clearly, he’s the coolest evil warlord ever.

Flashback Garmadon: While taking a break from his usual villainy, he loves to rock a classic dad ensemble. Cool shades included.

Kai Kendo: His Kendo gear perfectly illustrates the ninja of fire’s most important rule of fire ninjaing: safety first.

GPL Tech: At Garmadon Propulsion Laboratories (GPL) this brainiac is cooking up a wicked treat for the warlord himself.

/shark Army Angler: Is it a bird? A plane? No it’s a super sneaky Angler. Don’t underestimate the powers of misdirection this Shark Army member possesses.

Cole: He may seem too cool for school, but really he’s the super grounded ninja of earth who loves music so much even his subwoofers have woofers.

Zane: When he’s not fighting evil as the ice ninja, he focuses on his studies. He predicts that the ninja team has a 87.6666(repeating) chance of beating Garmadon.

Shark Army Octopus: Nicknamed “Four Eyes” by his boss Garmadon, this warrior loves to spred support for man in charge. He’s even known to add Garmadon to priceless artwork.

anonymous asked:

I too wish to ride a shark, Aoba. If we manage to grasp a large one right on the dorsal fin, and hang on, we could probably have an excellent underwater roller coaster ride.

Kakashi despairs of both of you, I hope you know. 

The day at the beach

For a lovable anon. The leaders decided it is time for some team building and went to a sunny beach together. So how did it go?

Taedal, Sylvanas, Velen, and Baine: Neither of them is much of a swimmer so they spent the day playing beach volleyball. Somehow nobody was really surprised.

Vol’jin, Ji, and Tyrande: Went hunting pearls. Not like they found any. But they brought back a lot of seashells.

Aysa, and Anduin: Both kept confiscating the shells brought on the shore and were making necklaces of them.

Lor’themar: Decided to be done with the world, take a nap and call it a day. He woke with a really wicked sunburn because he forgot sunscreen.

Thrall, Mekkatorque, and Muradin: With their powers united, they built the most awesome sand castle in history.

Garrosh: Found out he can’t skip stones on sea, so he went for a walk where he encountered and accidentally befriended a Murloc village.

Moira, Varian and Genn: They had actually a good time swimming. From time to time they managed to lure someone else into water too.

Gallywix: Brought a lot of inflatable toys like balls and mattresses for everyone. He was also the one reminding others to use the damned sunscreen, except Lor’themar with whom he had a ugly argument the day before.

Falstad: Wasn’t actually fan of the whole idea but his attitude swiftly changed when he encountered his first shark. He has the most awesome selfies - Swim trunks, blue tattoo, and riding a shark, how epic is that?

Unexpected ending: Khadgar, and Kel’thuzad came in the afternoon. They brought ice cream. Kel’thuzad got shot in chest twice but he threatened Genn and Sylvanas they won’t get any more ice cream, so they both stopped shooting.