ridealong

Xavier: Come on, Roman! Please?

Roman: Why would I do that? I don’t understand…

Xavier: Just call him ‘babe’ a few times! Trust me, I was reading about this shit on tumblr the other day, they got this thing called 'Ambreigns’ an-

Roman: Hold up, I don’t even wanna know. *sighs* Fine, I’ll do it. But just this one time.

Xavier: *fist pumps the air* Yes! They’re gonna go fucking insane…