ride the bacon

Dating Lord Shaxx would include

–“YOU CAN DO ANYTHING I BELIEVE IN YOU”

–Feeling like you’re in bed with an enormous, muscular hot water bottle

–Naked piggyback rides

–Watching him fry bacon in just his medallion and underwear

–Him shouting “I AM THE CRUCIBLE” at the crucial, ah, moment

–Handholding, everywhere

–Hugs that lift you off your feet

–Intense, supercompetiive chess games that he usually wins

–Stripped back rifles all over the bedroom floor

–More heartfelt and sincere declarations of love than you ever thought possible

–Never feeling more bodily or emotionally secure in your life

stevebucky  asked:

a possibility for your gorgeous middle america star wars au: poe as cross country truck driver

oh no this is so good