ride that moose

bandlover154  asked:

What would the 104 and the vets reactions be if they saw a moose

Mikasa: SO CUTE
Reiner: Amazed
Bertholdt: Kinda scary, but also cool?!
Annie: Loves it
Eren: Okay
Jean: YOOOO CCOOOOL
Marco: What a friend
Sasha: Moose meat is super delicious and they’re cool animals
Connie: Is it gonna kill me or nah?
Historia: I will ride the moose to victory
Armin: Tells everyone stuff about moose
Ymir: Lol what a dork
Levi: Cool, can we go now?
Hanji: HELLO MOOSE!!!
Erwin: Stares at it
Nanaba: It looks warm
Mike: Thumbs up to the moose, moose replies
Moblit: Draws it

Things I Have Done After 40 Hours Playing Breath of the Wild

Got stranded on a desert island where a disembodied voice stole all my belongings except my underpants and made me use a tree branch and a pot lid to fight a giant.

Exacerbated a woman’s paralyzing fear of dragon flies.

Met a sexy fish man. Fell in love with a sexy fish man.

Subcontracted construction labor.

EPONA!

Tried to ride a moose.

Died of moose-related injuries.

OH GOD THE GORIGNAK IS MADE OF LAVA NOW.

Checked out Zelda’s ass. Go and get it, Link my man.

Liberated a cursed skeleton horse from spiritual enslavement and rode it until the sun rose and it was able to finally pass on into Horse Heaven.

Took off my shirt because an old man asked me to.

Met some gigantic fairy women who enchanted my pants. And my heart.

Nearly sacrificed my life on a pagan altar for the sake of getting a new sword.

Made risotto.

Realized that those probably aren’t seeds they’re giving me.

Found a freaky spirit goat thing. Rode on it.

Set things on fire. Set everything on fire.

Next Generation

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester

Warning: None

Word Count: 1,748

Pairing: None

Request:
Hi!!!!!!!! I know I am super annoying and always ask for one-shots, but can I request something? Maybe about the two Winchesters having little daughters and I don’t know just riding in Baby 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

A/N: You aren’t annoying in the slightest! Request whenever the mood strikes you; I’m always up for new ideas.

Fic:

    Sam’s little girl came first. As punctual as her father from day one, she came into the world on her predicted due date exactly ten minutes before the time of day her parents were betting on. She arrived in a rather calm fashion and immediately found herself being cradled and fussed over. It was apparent that she would be an easy baby, every parent’s dream, and happy to see just about everyone. Six hours later, she was followed by her cousin.

    The arrival of Dean’s little girl was a bit more … unexpected. Hell, everything about her was unexpected beginning with her conception, and then she decided she’d rather not wait the last two weeks or the standard duration of labor. No, she couldn’t leave her slightly older kin all alone to bask in the warmth of familial adoration. When she did make her debut, Dean and the understandably exhausted mother couldn’t figure out how to get her to stop crying. She quieted to sleep and eat, but she seemed to exist in a state of constant dissatisfaction. Already, she was an impatient troublemaker like her father.

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Me, watching the Hobbit

“K… yeah, okay, New Zealand is sex as landscape. We get it. Show me more plot.”

“Fuck you, Hollywood! Let the sexy Elf babe and the pretty Dwarf be characters, not Barbies you mush together and make kissy noises at!”

“What. What. Why the fuck is Thranduil riding a MOOSE?”

“So, the Dwarves get fucking riding pigs, the kick ass Hippy Wizard gets bunnies to pull him around and Thranduil is riding a Moose? Are fucking horses just too mainstream?”

“Why are you riding a moose, you boob?”

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today’s ride was so lovely~
started off riding a tiny appendix pony named lily, then switched halfway and rode moose, the glorious belgian cross. I’m so grateful to be riding again, it’s really helping me survive life right now 🐴❤️

anonymous asked:

Wow that ask they sent sounded kinda rude 😝 uhm I have a question, what's the stupidest question about Canada/Canadians you've been asked by an American?

They think we live in igloos and ride moose around

Drunk Texting Sam

Originally posted by samgirlsclub

Pairing: SamxReader
Word count: Unknown
Warnings: None
Author: Mel

Y/N : SAMMYYYY!! i need to tell you something.
Sam : whats up.
Y/N : .. It’s a secret.
Sam : .. okay
Y/N : I’M SERIOUSE SAM.
Sam : Okay! what is it?
Y/N : I’ve always wanted to ride a moose…
Sam : .. Should I start looking for a hunt up in Canada or something.. lol
Y/N : why would I go to Canada Sammy?
Sam : We don’t exactly have moose in this particular area y/n.
Sam : Besides, I don’t think a moose would let you ride it.
Y/N : I know one that would ;)
Sam : ….
Y/N : Im at the Torch bar, not far from the motel. I think you should come get me moose.

Keep calm and keep on riding 📷 Mario Apolo

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Giddyap! Lee imitating Peter pretending to be Lee riding a horse named Moose playing an elk.

(The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies EE BTS, Appendix 11, Part 5)

Zelda life goals:

1) ride a moose

2) get cold weather gear dyed red and black to look like a Mountie

3) ride a moose in my dyed red and black Mountie outfit.

mooseings replied to your post “Guess who fell off”

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED???

We were doing trot poles in two point, Coop was like ‘no thank you’ so my instructor handed me a crop, Coop assumed that crop + two point = canter, we were turning, my ass was not ready, WOOP right over his shoulder into the dirt.

My instructor said he gave a little hop too but I think that was just to make me feel better lol.

No injuries, got back up fine, got back on and did like 15 more min of rising trot to walk transitions, then we were done. I have no idea how tf I landed because I have dirt all up in my face and head and neck (it is in my teeth :) :) :) ) but my right ass-bone is the big sore part. 

Psychologically I feel fine, tho idk what ‘fine’ even means since I was dialing a suicide hotline this morning lmfao, but it is the WORST location because I sit on that. At work. And to drive. And now going up and down stairs is already difficult. Which is fun! Because I sleep in the basement.

basically ow

but nowhere near as bad as I expected falling off to be