ride that moose



Harry: (stop singing/yelling a song) Now… there are three things… theres…there’s more than three things that we love most about Canada. One…poutine! Two…poutine!! Three…wot

Liam: Protein!

Harry:  Three…no, poutine was one and two, this is number three. Number three is…P O U T I N E!!!!!! (crowd screams) Number four… (laughs) poutine! Number five, syrup. (yelling) NUMBER SIX SYRUP ON POUTINE!!! (screaming) Number seven and the one we love most of all, is every single one of you! Shhhh!!! Number eight, you and syrup on POUTINE! (screaming) That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!! 

Liam: You should… (something intelligible)

Harry: I really wanna mic drop, but I won’t, ‘cause they’re expensive.

Liam: Are you gonna run for president?

Harry: No! There’s not a chance, ‘cuz I don’t know what I’m talkin about! 

Liam: I still think you should, I’m convinced!

Harry: (screaming) Nine (looks at the flag) THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA!!!

Liam: You’ve gotta have a ten, you’ve gone through nine now you’ve gotta have a ten!

Harry : (scream)TEN! 

Liam: Ten! Us on syrup on poutine on… (gets lost) something else

Harry: Ten is (pick the moose on the floor) THIS MOOSE, ON THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!! Make some noise for the moose! (screaming to a fan) Which one d’you want, the moose or the flag or the syrup?  

Liam: Or the poutine?

Harry: Or the poutine? You can have the moose and the flag. (throws the moose and the flag to a fan) Ohhhh I’m hyped. Oooh I’m hyped. (start to do some weird moves)

Liam: (says someting intelligible to Harry)

*Harry and Liam start to dance and hum Rocky theme song*

Niall: tell em you’re gonna be president

Harry: (screaming, out of his mind) ROCKY!!! On the moose, riding on the moose, into this place on the moose, this is Rocky, he’s on the moose, he’s on his back, wrapped in a flag, covered in poutine, on the syrup, there’s syrup everywhere!!!

Niall : (laughing)Harry!

Harry: There’s lots of syrup everywhere! Rocky waits, the moose is gone… (get lost) 

Niall: Michael Buble!

Louis: That is passion!

Harry :  MICHAEL BUBLE! (is confused) Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky, wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here, covered in syrup, on poutine, and you’re all everywhere watching the whole bit go down. 

Liam : I’m confused

Harry:  It’s gone too far, I’ve confused myself… this is story of my life, please sing along.  xx

Humans Are Weird #3

What if there was an intergalactic war going on, and most sides were tough and scary looking with a couple non-threatening groups just trying to get by, and then humans were introduced into the equation and we just friendship-ed the universe into not having a war?

There have been many instances in human history where we befriend things that could theoretically kill us in an instant. For example: domesticating wolves, cuddling tigers, having actual non-lethal bear hugs, riding moose, etc. What if, once one of the non-threatening groups picked us up, and we accidentally stumbled into one of the intimidating sides bases, and we just made them our friends?

Like, the ship lands, and there are giant rock-looking things with spikes and permanent glares and look ready to eat them and one alien whimpers and whispers to the humans “These are one of the larger contenders in the war, and one of the most dangerous. We need to evacuate and retreat. Now.”

And one human just ‘d’awwwwww’s and says “They need hugs” and waddles their way over, heedless to the danger they’re putting themselves in and ignoring the shouts of the crew behind them, and just straight up hugs one of these giants and pats the highest place they can touch, which is their hip, and goes “Wanna be friends?”

It turns out that yes, these giants really, really do want to be friends with these tiny, adorable flesh bags that give them hugs and need to be protected. 

Eventually a peace treaty is made, because there are humans that are friends with every side now, and those humans are like “time to settle your petty squabbles that are hurting the rest of the known universe” and they do, a peace treaty is put into place, and the universe is saved because humans can’t stop making friends with dangerous things.

I’ll probably make a post later on the opposite, since humans are willing to do some pretty messed up things too. 

now. there are 3 things- no.. no there-there’s more than 3 things! that we love most about Canada. one: poutine! two: poutine!!!! three: -what? three! Poutine was one and two, this is number 3. number 3! Is! POUTINE!!!! number four: p- *laughs* POUTINE number fiiive: syrup. NUMBER 6 SYRUP ON POUTINE! number 7, and the one we love most of all- is every single one of you. shh. number 8 YOU ON SYRUP ON POUTINE THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. I REALLY WANNA MIC DRop but I wont cause they’re expensive. [are you gonna run for president-] NOT a chance cause I don’t know what I’m talking about! [i still think you should I- I’m convince that–] NIIINE! … THIS FLAG, ON YOU ON SYRUP ON POUTINE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA!! [youve got to 9 you gotta have a 10!] TEN!! [10!] ten is this moose on this flag on you on syrup on POUTINE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE MOOSE!!!!! which one do you want this moose or the- or the flag or the syrup or poutine? you can have the moose on the flag. ohhh I’m hyped …… oh I’m hyped! da na dananana da na na- ROCKY! ON THE MOOSE- RIDING ON THE MOOSE, INTO THIS PLACE, ON THE MOOSE, HERE COMES ROCKY HES ON THE MOOSE, HES ON A FLAG WRAPPED IN THE FLAG COVERED IN POUTINE ON SYRUP- THERES SYRUP EVERYWHERE THERES SYRUP,, EVERYWHERE. ROCKY WINKS THE MOOSE IS GONE [michael bublé!] [i don’t- I dunno what’s going on] MICHAEL BUBLE !!!!! MICHAEL BUBLE ON THE SHOULDERS OF ROCKY, WRAPPED IN A FLAG ON A MOOSE, RIDING IN HERE, COVERED IN SYRUP ON POUTINE n YOURE ALL EVERYWHERE WATCHING THE WHOLE THING GO DOWn. it’s gone too far I’ve confused myself this is story of my life please sing along

someone: hi! how are y-

me: Now. There are three things… there-there’s more than three things, that we love most about Canada. One…POUTINE! Two…POUTINE!! Three…what? [Liam: Protein!] Three…no, poutine was one and two, this is number three. Number three is…POUTINE!!!!!! Number four… poutine! Number five…syrup. NUMBER SIX, SYRUP ON POUTINE! Number seven, and the one we love most of all, is every single one of you! Number eight, you on syrup on poutine! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I really wanna mic drop, but I won’t, ‘cause they’re expensive. [Liam: Are you gonna run for president?] No! There’s not a chance, I don’t know what I’m talkin about! [Liam: I still think you should, I’m convinced] Nine, THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA! [Liam: You’ve gotta have a ten, you’ve gone through nine now you’ve gotta have a ten!] TEN! [Liam: Ten! Us on syrup on poutine on…something else] Ten is THIS MOOSE, ON THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!! Make some noise for the moose! [to a fan] Which one d’you want, the moose or the flag or the syrup? [Liam: or the poutine?] Or the poutine? You can have the moose and the flag. Ohhhh I’m hyped. Ohhh I’m hyped. [Niall: tell em you’re gonna be president] [Harry and Liam do a silly dance with sound effects] ROCKY, on the moose, riding on the moose, into this place on the moose, this is Rocky, he’s on the moose, he’s on his back, wrapped in a flag, covered in poutine, on the syrup, there’s syrup everywhere [Niall: [laughing] Harry!] there’s lots of syrup everywhere! Rocky waits, the moose is gone.. [Niall: Michael Buble!] [Louis: That is passion!] MICHAEL BUBLE…Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky, wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here, covered in syrup, on poutine, and you’re all everywhere watching the whole bit go down. [Liam: I’m so confused!] It’s gone too far, I’ve confused myself, this is Story of My Life, please sing along.

11 & 27-Team Free Will

11. “You’re all children, I swear.”
27. “You’re less intimidating than an alpaca.”

You smiled at the nurse before making your way back to the brothers and Cas. Your smile morphed into a deadpanned expression. The three looked exasperated, Cas especially. The first thing you heard within earshot gave you a vital clue.

You’re less intimidating than an alpaca, Cas,” Dean stated.
“Alpaca’s can be quite intimidating,” Cas countered.

You quirked a brow. Sam, noticing you, let out a sigh of relief.

“Y/N, thank Chuck you’re back.”
You smirked with a teasing glint. “Are you sure? It sounded like a stimulating conversation you three had going.”
Dean perked up, hearing you. “Y/N! Please tell me you’re with me on this one.”
“I mean, have you been near an alpaca?” you teased, “Besides, if anyone isn’t intimidating, it’d be Sammy. What with his puppy dog eyes and pouty face? He’s practically a teddy bear.”

Dean laughed as he noticed Sam making the exact expression behind you. It melted into one of his more stern looks. Cas just looked between the three with confusion.

“I don’t understand. He’s not a puppy.”
“You’re right, he’s a moose!” you interjected.
Sam groaned. “You’re all children, I swear.

You turned and hopped into his arms. He stumbled at the unexpected weight. Dean and Cas smirked as they watched you crawl on Sam so that he was giving you a piggyback ride.

“Look at me,” you directed toward the other two, “If we were in Canada, I’d be arrested for riding a moose!”
“I believe that law is you can’t slap a moose,” Dean corrected.

You grinned mischievously. Sam’s eyes widened. He raised a hand of exasperation.

“Dean! Why would you-”

He stopped as you had gently slapped his cheek.

“Giddy-up, moose!” you teased, “We’ve got a case to finish!”
“Y/N is right,” Cas affirmed.

Dean let out another chuckle. His hand reached into his pocket as Sam started heading toward the elevator, not caring to pry you off.

“Oh I have to get a picture of this.”

Just a little side note: I realized I have very little Sammy x reader imagines.

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Request Here : Prompt List (Closed)

bandlover154  asked:

What would the 104 and the vets reactions be if they saw a moose

Mikasa: SO CUTE
Reiner: Amazed
Bertholdt: Kinda scary, but also cool?!
Annie: Loves it
Eren: Okay
Marco: What a friend
Sasha: Moose meat is super delicious and they’re cool animals
Connie: Is it gonna kill me or nah?
Historia: I will ride the moose to victory
Armin: Tells everyone stuff about moose
Ymir: Lol what a dork
Levi: Cool, can we go now?
Erwin: Stares at it
Nanaba: It looks warm
Mike: Thumbs up to the moose, moose replies
Moblit: Draws it

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Things I Have Done After 40 Hours Playing Breath of the Wild

Got stranded on a desert island where a disembodied voice stole all my belongings except my underpants and made me use a tree branch and a pot lid to fight a giant.

Exacerbated a woman’s paralyzing fear of dragon flies.

Met a sexy fish man. Fell in love with a sexy fish man.

Subcontracted construction labor.


Tried to ride a moose.

Died of moose-related injuries.


Checked out Zelda’s ass. Go and get it, Link my man.

Liberated a cursed skeleton horse from spiritual enslavement and rode it until the sun rose and it was able to finally pass on into Horse Heaven.

Took off my shirt because an old man asked me to.

Met some gigantic fairy women who enchanted my pants. And my heart.

Nearly sacrificed my life on a pagan altar for the sake of getting a new sword.

Made risotto.

Realized that those probably aren’t seeds they’re giving me.

Found a freaky spirit goat thing. Rode on it.

Set things on fire. Set everything on fire.


Inquisitor x Cullen - at the Winter Palace.

I was going to do a cute gifset for you @ferelden-doglord but I couldn’t find Dorian lurking around anywhere, and I got so caught up with Cully wully I had to do this one instead. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But if you want one, just tell me who and I’ll do one for you ♥

  • 2p England: Your son broke my window!!
  • 2p China: Ah c'mon it was an accident, I'll pay for it okay?
  • 2p England: That boy need discipline! Teach your kids tu behave, please mister!
  • 2p China: Isn't that your son shooting the neighbour's garden dwarfs? And your other son riding a moose in the middle of the street?

alright, alright…I guess I’ll share my completely unsolicitied voltron/a:tla headcanons ((please feel free to add on to this if you want I would love it so much))

it’s long and detailed so I’ll spare your dash (I say to my four followers) and put it under the cut

BUT!!!! if you skip to the end there’s ember island stuff and I know u wanna see that so

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JJ in fanart: *visibly has his tattoos, hair in his normal parted style, eyes clearly blue*

The tags: OMG Ota/bek looks so cute!

JJ in fanart: *wearing a red jacket with the Canadian maple leaf*

The Tags: OMG OTA/BEK!!!!

JJ in fanart: *Riding a moose, Canadian maple leaf tattooed on his face, singing the Canadian national anthem, still looking like JJ and not Ota/bek*

The Tags: O T A B EK! 

anonymous asked:

What bands do you like?

boy strap yourself in this is gonna be a wild ride:

neck deep
moose blood (obvi)
real friends
the story so far
knuckle puck
modern baseball
balance and composure
boston manor
apologies i have none
starry cat
better off
taking back sunday
vancouver sleep clinic
the world is a beautiful place
trash boat
trophy eyes
touché amore
sorority noise
counter parts
la dispute
the wonder years
brand new
a day to remember
title fight
tigers jaw
the front bottoms
joyce manor
american football
tiny moving parts
hawthorne heights
seasons change
make do and mend
home movies
dear and the headlights
i’m glad it’s you
mom jeans
can’t swim
teen suicide
catch fire
breakdown at tiffanys

basically my whole entire music taste right there ^

Quotes from the VolTrash server


“ Kaz is the illuminati ”
I can’t believe I killed Tupac… “ 

“ forget hance we have larriet ”

“ keith, pidge….. ‘lice and hrk’ “

“ not about that vape nation ”

“ I can’t stop with the jokes it’s in my… jenes 

“ crap. it’s 4:20 I gotta blaze it ”



“ hallelura ”

“ can’t send me to hell if I’m already there ”

“ Are you from Idaho? ”
“ I don’t th- ”
“ Potato ”

“ friendship ended with Nightcrawler now Danny is my new best dad ”

“ gnomes are evil and should be stolen ”

“ they turned out creepy like you ”

“ middle standard time ”

“ new cryptid: fez and leggy come back from the void after 2 months of absence to fight for 5 hours over something nobody even remembers “

“ “I just came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now” “  

“ leggu is actually the animu version of leggy ”

“ “i can’t believe i’m an anime” -leggy ”

“ illuminati: the gay anime. coming out summer 2k17 “

“ Everything changed when the pidges attacked ”

“ who needs bendy straws when u have bendy pidges ”

“ The Pidge nation, the Shiro nomads, the Hunk kingdom and the Lance tribe. “

“Keith is the swampbenders”


“ I can’t believe Shrek is Texan ”

“ New cryptid: Texan Shrek ”

“ Can’t believe we lost Leggy to Lotor ”

“ vrepit Succ ”

“ YOLOtor looked at his father and nodded, whispering “Vrepit Succ” ”

“ galras don’t just succ, they Vrepit Succ™ ”

“ I’m always down to fuck with the government ”

“ Charlie my chapstick ”

“ Leggy is my 2017 mood ”

“ leggy furiously yelling at [assumedly her younger brother] to kill something - the vc “

“ mama mia! that’s a spicy kazball! ”

“ someone: texan is a nationality!!! me: guess i’m None American with Left Texas “

“ leggy i swear to god i’m going to copyright mama meme supreme “

“ i go to the applebees
apples: eaten
bees: released
dick: out
i am forcibly removed from the applebees 

what do you men? “

“ Hiss Hiss motherfuckers ”

“ we are all basilisks in the chamber “

“ you may be cooler than me but do you have Crippling Depression™ ”

“ our lord and savior, allura jesus. allurus ”


“ knives out for leggy ”

“we are all Tazsexual”

“ how big were the heels you were wearing when you measured your height ”

“ Every once in a while, you’ll hear a distinct rumble and from beyond the horizon a voice will echo… “UNLEASH THE SHITPOSTS" “

“ “yaint shit” “

“ Steph  is the personification of chuck e cheese ”


“ Stepho my eggos ”

gaylord, memelord, shitlord, and dicklord

You’re the edgy fuck “

I like the cronch



“ welcome to the fun zone motherfucker! ”


“ “I’m blue da ba dee da ba di, I’m blue im a bee and I’m a bi I’m blue da ba dee da ba I’m mee other guys and if I was meat I’m a guy and I’m a deed and I will die” “

“ zarkon s a hetero0o “

“ rest in rainbows ”


“ serving size: 4 “yeah bitch all 4 me” “

“ “I can’t steal the memes” Blue 3:40 pm ”

“ “im an emu” - charlie, 2k17 ”

“ “Just delete ourselves” “

“ canadian mafia ride moose into battle ”


“ clop me harder daddy “

“ Leggeh is Bekkeh’s counterpart “

“ leggeh legge kaz “

“ “i promise my excitement is fullassed” “

“ fast and furious 8: blue’s fingers ”

“ Then I guess you mean, Fast and FuriEAST “

“ gotta get a sweater so i dont fuckign freeze to death in this bullshit anti-spring weather :’) “

“ Who’s the one starwars guy? The daddy one?  ”
jar jar goddamn binks

“ “WHEN IN DOUBT, MEME IT OUT” - leggy ”

“ “I can’t believe Coran is Canadian” ”


Some Canada Headcanons for Canada Day

- Canada lives in the constant dichotomy wanting to be noticed/being actually uncomfortable if he’s the centre of attention of too many people, so he generally prefers smaller parties. This is not true for Canada Day, however. Canada Day isn’t only about him - it’s about the traditions and beauty of his land, about his people, and Canada wants them to be celebrated and recognized, so he loves big celebrations in this case (even if they leave him completely exhausted)

- Canada is deadly afraid of geese. People laugh at him for this, but only until they actually meet Canada geese. Then they completely, wholeheartedly agree with him.

- Canada is the best in snowball fights. He’s ruthless, he has a perfect aim and he’s hardly noticed. This is one of the times America never forget about him, since he wants him in his teams.

- Canada loves reading. He’s particularly fond of Fantasy, but he reads mostly anything.

- Sometimes (quite rarely, but it does happen) England invites Canada to talk about the books they are reading over a cup of warm tea.

- Canada is only an average cook, that can quickly turn to horrible if America is involved (not because of the cooking itself, but for the combination of foods). He can bake excellent cakes, however, and his pancakes are to die for.

- Canada doesn’t like sleeping without blankets. He does it if it’s really hot (and he doesn’t have a high heat tolerance), but he’s very uneasy. If he can, he keeps at least a linen sheet.

- Carrying Kumajiro around is like having a safety blanket for Canada, especially if he’s very stressed.

- Canada loves walking. He finds it relaxing, especially in the woods or other silent places.

- Canada has some body issues. He thinks he’s too slender, with not enough muscles (he actually does have a lot muscles, but they’re very lean, they don’t make a lot of mass) so he likes wearing loose clothes, thinking it might look like he has some more mass under them.

- Canada is a pretty good singer, but his voice is always too faint.

- Canada can ride moose. He has also personally trained some.

Next Generation

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester

Warning: None

Word Count: 1,748

Pairing: None

Hi!!!!!!!! I know I am super annoying and always ask for one-shots, but can I request something? Maybe about the two Winchesters having little daughters and I don’t know just riding in Baby 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

A/N: You aren’t annoying in the slightest! Request whenever the mood strikes you; I’m always up for new ideas.


    Sam’s little girl came first. As punctual as her father from day one, she came into the world on her predicted due date exactly ten minutes before the time of day her parents were betting on. She arrived in a rather calm fashion and immediately found herself being cradled and fussed over. It was apparent that she would be an easy baby, every parent’s dream, and happy to see just about everyone. Six hours later, she was followed by her cousin.

    The arrival of Dean’s little girl was a bit more … unexpected. Hell, everything about her was unexpected beginning with her conception, and then she decided she’d rather not wait the last two weeks or the standard duration of labor. No, she couldn’t leave her slightly older kin all alone to bask in the warmth of familial adoration. When she did make her debut, Dean and the understandably exhausted mother couldn’t figure out how to get her to stop crying. She quieted to sleep and eat, but she seemed to exist in a state of constant dissatisfaction. Already, she was an impatient troublemaker like her father.

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