ride the snake

EXO as High School Seniors

김민석 // Minseok Kim ° Xiumin
¤ its been four years but people still call him minSOK
¤ he was born a year before all the seniors so he’s older than all of them
¤ “I have two part time jobs so shut the fuck up”
¤ doesn’t have any really close friends but still has some
¤ wears ear buds EVERYDAY, can’t live w/o them

김준면 // Junmyeon Kim ° Suho
¤ is the class president even though nobody knows who he is
¤ took every AP and Honors class possible from freshman year till now
¤ was on the national honors society every year and got the Summa Cum Laude award (4.0+ gpa ofc)

¤ very nice!!
¤ father friend but not a pushover

张艺兴 // Yixing Zhang ° Lay
¤ he always looks high but has never smoked in his life
¤ nobody knows he can dance hella good but he’s always doing dance moves in the air
¤ “bro , I don’t smoke weed stop asking”
¤ he laughs at people crying
¤ asks dumb questions in class “so is math related to science?” (everyone sighs)

변백현 // Baekhyun Byun ° Baekhyun
¤ a THOT
¤ wears tight pants so he can “enhance his curves”
¤ loud everyday for no reason!

¤ friends with all the janitors
¤ if you see him around chanyeol you know shit is going down (not in a good way)
¤ throws parties but gets drunk ; hooked up with Chanyeol (who follows him like a dog)

김종대 // Jongdae Kim ° Chen
¤ the sensible friend
¤ whines for e v e r y t h i n g, but its cute so cant get mad
¤ can’t never do nothing by himself (people always ruin it for him)
¤ short but strong
¤ has a car and people only want rides
(“youre all SNAKES” he whines)

박찬열 // Chanyeol Park ° Chanyeol
¤ ANNOYING ASF
¤ and tall for no reason!!
¤ hangs off of his shorter friends because he “gets tired of walking”
¤ doesn’t know when to stop playing!!
¤ tries to turn in assignments at the last minute
¤ a part of the drumline in marching band
¤ in LOVE with baekhyun, doesn’t care what Baek does to him (“hes my cinnamon apple” he screams)

도경수 // Kyungsoo Do ° D.O
(literally me!!!)
¤ very very average student
¤ grades are good, test scores are qualifying
¤ everybody thinks he’s smart asf when he literally does nothing
¤ pretty asexual (but literally wants to hold jongin)
¤ only in the psychology club
¤ took cooking twice in a row (when he got to put in his schedule)
¤ “why are you looking at me, stop”


김종인 // Jongin Kim ° Kai
¤ “wheres this class again?”
¤ laughs at anything and everything because “its just funny” (with tears in his eyes)
¤ sleeps in class and super grumpy for the rest of the day
¤ acts condescending sometimes
¤ takes 47809678 snaps before sending them to kyungsoo (“omg I look so ugly 😥”)


오세훈 // Sehun Oh ° Sehun
¤ immune to people saying “Oh, its Sehun”
¤ has a sugar daddy, he calls him Lulu (“we wont even meet, he lives in China”)
¤ always absent for some reason too
¤ copies people’s homework and acts surprised when he gets caught

¤ VERY sassy , rolls his eyes 24/7

¤ “oh my GOSH , JUST SEND THE SNAP” (he yells at jongin)

my friend and I found a really cool garter snake today with abnormal orange coloring, and since my friend is a snake-whisperer (aka has a LOT of experience handling wild snakes) he caught the thing and tamed it

anyway i’m just laughing because on the one hand you have Snake, Fierce and Deadly Predator To Small Rodents

and then on the other hand, you have

mr. noodle

Ridiculous Quotes (Soulmate AU) - Edmund x Reader

(Here’s a basic explanation of the AU. A soulmate AU where your favorite quote from your soulmate is written on your skin. When your soulmate says the quote the writing changes to a soft pink and it says who the quote was said by.)

You lied flat on the fluffy mattress of your bed at Cair Paravel. You held your arm above your head. You stared at it thoughtfully, specifically your wrist. You stared at the black writing on your wrist.

You’d always remembered it being there. Even before you could read. You remembered seeing blurry black marks on your arm. Of course your early memories were not very clear, causing the marked to look blurry.

The writing said “I wonder if butterflies in Narnia can talk”. It was apparently going to be your favorite quote from your soulmate. Earlier in your life you had no clue what it meant. But now that you’d gone to Narnia, you understood. Your soulmate had to be someone who knew about Narnia.

As you were staring at the writing your best friend, Edmund came in the room. He have you a warm, friendly smile. You couldn’t help but blush. You’d always had a crush on Edmund. But you’d promised yourself you wouldn’t date anyone but your soulmate.

You had no clue if Edmund was your soulmate. You hoped he was. The words on your wrist seemed like something he would say. But you couldn’t be certain. Not yet. You’d just have to wait to see if Edmund ever said those words.

Edmund sat down next to you on your bed. You sat up.

“Hey (Y/n).” Edmund said smiling. You smiled back.

“Heya Ed.” You responded. There was a few moments of silence as you looked into Edmund’s eyes, and Edmund looked onto yours.

“Peter’s trying to find a queen. He’s having a date with a princess tonight. Wanna sabotage it?” Edmund asked casually.

“Hell yes!” You said excitedly. Immediately you and Edmund left the room. Edmund had been able to find out Peter’s plans. A walk along the beach, a riding horses, then a dinner. For the walk on the beach you and Edmund had prepared a large bucket of salt water to throw at them both. For the horse riding you both got a snake to scare the horses. And finally for the dinner you and Edmund had been able to add something… A little extra… to the food.

Now it was just time to put the plan into action. First the salt water bucket. When you and Edmund threw it on them the expression on their faces were priceless. Although Peter’s expression quickly changed from surprise to anger. Peter glanced around the area for you and Edmund. But you’d hidden yourselves. And Peter didn’t have the time to search for the two of you.

Next was the horse ride. At first it was going well for them. Peter and the princess had changed clothes, and the horses were trotting at a steady pace. Until Edmund released a snake into the grass. The snake startled the horses, making them go up on their hind legs. Peter and the princess were thrown off their horses. Then the horses ran off.

Last but most definitely not least, the dinner. The table was candlelit. And it gave off a romantic aura. Then they bit into their food. The food was either mixed with, filled with, or covered in mud and sand. The princess made an expression of pure disgust. That was the last straw.

“That’s it!” She said angrily. “I can’t take this anymore!”

“No! Please! This is all Edmund’s and (Y/n)’s fault! They must’ve planned to sabotage this!” Peter pleaded

“Well if you can’t control your brother, then how are you supported to control all of Narnia!?” She yelled. “Good day!” She snapped before storming off. Peter stood there stunned for a few seconds. Then he balled his hand into a fist and his teeth grinded together.

“Alright you two! Where are you?!” Peter yelled. It was obviously directed towards you and Edmund. Both of you ran as fast as you could in the opposite direction from Peter. After running for a few minutes, you’d lost Peter.

You and Edmund then sat on a stone bench next to a fountain, talking about random things. England. Narnian folklore. Music. And books were a few examples. Then Edmund saw a butterfly land on the ground nearby.

“I wonder if butterflies in Narnia can talk.” Edmund wondered out loud. Your eyes widened. Edmund looked back at you. “Something wrong (Y/n)?” He asked, confused. You pulled down your sleeve, revealing your wrist. You watched the words written there slowly turn a soft pink. Then a dash appeared under the words, followed by Edmund’s name.

“HOLY MOTHER OF ASLAN!!! WHAT THE JADIS!?!?” You screamed in shock. You looked back at Edmund, you were more calm now. You knew that was something Edmund would’ve laughed at. But he didn’t. Edmund just sat there in shock. “Edmund?” You asked, a little confused.

You saw Edmund do the same thing you did. He pulled down his sleeve and stared at the writing on his wrist. And just like you, the writing on his write changed into a soft pink. You saw a dash appear under the words followed by that your name. You looked closer and saw the words on Edmund’s wrist were the words you just said. Edmund looked at you in surprise.

“(Y/n)…” Edmund said softly, almost a whisper. Tears built up in his eyes. Edmund tackled you with a hug. You just barely kept yourself from falling over. You felt tears build up in your own eyes. You hugged Edmund back tightly.

“I… Can’t believe it…” You said quietly.

“Me neither…” Edmund said in an equally quiet voice. You both pulled away from the hug to look at each other. Without thinking about it your arms wrapped around Edmund’s neck. One of Edmund’s hands held you by your waist. The other cupped your face as he gently stroked your cheek with his thumb.

And just as naturally, you and Edmund leaned closer to each other. Your noses brushed against each other. Your lips were barely not touching his. Edmund closed his eyes as he gentle pressed his lips against yours. You smiled against his lips and kissed him back.

Edmund slowly pushed you down on the stone bench deepening the kiss. You leaned upward trying to kiss back more. Edmund pulled away and peppered your face with kisses. You giggled quietly as Edmund did this.

“Y'know…” Edmund began before placing another kiss on your lips. “I’ve always fancied you.” Edmund finished when he’d pulled away.

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner.” You said before Edmund kissed you again, longer this time.

“I didn’t know if you were my soulmate.” Edmund answered. You nodded in agreement. Edmund place yet another kiss on your lips. This time he didn’t pull away quickly. Peter walked by.

“Aha! There you ar….” Peter trailed off as he watched you and Edmund kiss. Edmund ignored Peter’s presence. Peter cleared his throat loudly. Edmund pulled away from you for need of air.

“I’m a little busy Pete.” Edmund said in between pants. Once he’d caught his breath he immediately attacked your lips again. Peter stood there awkwardly. He was silent for a moment.

“Yes… I can see that…” Peter said, his voice not very confident. As Peter looked at Edmund kiss you he knew that he wouldn’t stop anytime soon. “I’ll just speak with you later.” Peter mumbled before walking off.

You pushed Edmund away gently. “Peter wanted to talk with you. You should’ve agreed to.” You said.

“You’re more important.” Edmund said before connecting your lips with his again.

•To Build A Home•
Chapter 2
*************

“I don’t know what you want me to tell you Jughead! She’s my best friend. Do you want to braid each other’s hair while I spill all of her secrets?” The raven haired beauty pulled a deep lavender gown from the hanger and stared closely at the silky fabric.

“Hideous.” She mumbled “why Josie keeps putting these god awful creations in my boutique, I’ll never understand.”

Veronica Lodge Andrews, owner of La Rouge Boutique, the nicest clothing shop in all riverdale, also Archie Andrews wife and Jugheads (semi) friend.

“I mean seriously Jughead, what’s it to you?” She turned her body to face her incredibly dirty friend.
“it isn’t like you don’t have a surplus of women at your feet, personally I’d prefer it if you didn’t pursue Betty, I don’t think… I don’t think she’s in the right place for.. you.. right now.” Veronica tapped her mauve fingernails on a sales rack, an uncharacteristically nervous expression on her face.

Jughead glanced curiously at Ronnie
“I just want to take her out is all, I don’t know dinner maybe.” He rubbed a hand behind his neck, embarrassed at his persistence.

Veronica snorted
“Yeah just like you took Melody out to diner last month? Josie says she cursed you out for three solid days.”

Jughead shrugged lazily, Melody was an uptight drama queen with no concept of the real world, not to mention she literally begged him to sleep with her, of course she never mentioned that part.

“it’s different with Betty, she’s different. I don’t know there’s just something about her, I can’t help it I’m just… drawn to her.”

He thought about her fiery green eyes, the sadness buried deep but clearly visible if you looked hard enough, her silky blonde hair that smelt just like strawberries and cream, and the way she looked at him.. there was no judgement just… resolution. He knew the look she wore all too well, could nearly feel the weight she carried on her shoulders mixing with his.

Veronica went quiet for a moment, observing the change in her husbands best friends demeanor.

“Well, it’s up to you then, I want no part in this little .. fiddler on the roof matchmaking experience.” She rolled her eyes, taking in the way Jugheads shoulders slumped in defeat.
“But…” she continued “I’ve been meaning to check out the new movie at the drive in, its playing tonight, perhaps I can invite Betty, oh but that wouldn’t work, she’d simply feel like a third wheel with Archiekins and I.” Her perfectly sculpted brow quirked and Jughead grinned

“I’ll be there. I just have to sort something out with the Serpents and I’ll come right after.” He tried not to notice the way the pearl wearing princess crossed her arms and glared at the mention of his gang, with a kiss to his best friends girls cheek he headed outside, grinning ear to ear at the thought of finally getting the girl who had run through his dreams all night alone.

His joy didn’t last long however when he spotted his fathers old pickup truck in the parking lot, He was miserable without his bike, he felt as though he was missing a limb. The ride to The Snake Sack was quick and as soon as he stepped out he knew something was wrong.

“Sean? What happened here?” He questioned as the man all gathered outside, he peered over a few of the younger Serpents his fists clenching at what he saw.

A first year Serpent was laying bloody on the grass, his head propped up while the residential doctor of the group stitched him up.

“It’s Jason Blossom and his group of shits. Drug deal gone wrong, they brought knives to a fist fight.” Sean growled “he’s the worst of them but a few others are gonna have some pretty rough scars.”

Jugheads nostrils flared
“Cowards, so when are we doing this? When are we taking them down?” His words were rushed quickly, he was done being bullied by over inflamed assholes with inferiority complexes.

“Soon” the leader of the gang promised sending Jughead inside to fill out jurisdiction paperwork, Jughead was the smartest off all the Serpents and they relied on him to do all of the paperwork and handle legal matters, he never complained, it kept him out of the drug trade and that he was perfectly fine with.

Two hours had passed by the Time Jughead finished, he was supposed to meet Archie and Veronica at the drive in fifteen minutes ago, he definitely didn’t have time to shower and he prayed to God Betty liked the smell of Sweat and Concrete.

Backing into the first empty parking space he could find, Jughead hopped from his truck and set out on his search for the beautiful blonde mechanic he couldn’t seem to get off of his mind.

Fortunately for him he didn’t have to go very far, he found her bent over the snack counter a twizzler dangling from her lips as she held a large cup of soda, she turned almost as in slow motion, her long, honey hair moving with wind. Jughead took her in, tight blue jeans that semmed painted on her body, plain white converse and a loose, incredibly clean white Tshirt, her tanned arms were on display and the v neck she wore showed off her ample cleavage, when his eyes met hers he found she was already staring at him.

Understanding dawned in Betty’s eyes as he made his way over, Jughead only caught the end of her sentence.

“…..was wondering why you asked me on your date.” She spoke to the dark haired girl beside her, Veronica grinned wickedly

“It’ll be much more comfortable in his pick up truck! More leg room! Oh shoot the movies starting! Gotta go, see you after! Milkshakes at Pops? Okay perfect bye.” She tugged her husbands hand nearly making him spill his popcorn

“Hey!” Archie complained.

It was silent for a moment before Betty broke it.

“Well what are we waiting for? I don’t want to miss the beginning, this is my favorite movie. Which ones your truck.” She started heading in the right direction leaving Jughead staring in shock for a few seconds before he scrambled to catch up.

That was way too easy.

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