richboysyndrome

It always bothered me in Bully how you had pictures
of all your girlfriends,
but not your boyfriends.
It probably bothered Gord, as well.
The scary thought is that Jimmy didn’t even put them up.
The girls came in one by one,
through his unlocked door,
and just hung up sexy photos of themselves.
Jimmy, invest in a lock.

Why yes, that is glitter gloss on Gord’s picture.

Not Gord, but still something that needs to be addressed!

Have you ever noticed how
Jimmy always squints his eyes in the game?
JIMMY, YOU ARE IN A SCHOOL IN FRICKING NEW ENGLAND AREA.
IT IS FOGGY ALL THE DANG TIME.
THERE IS NO SUN.

My sister actually thought he might
have been part Asian.
I just say that he needs glasses.
Btw, “Mr. Squinty Eyes” is literally
what we call Jimmy now.