richard noura

arslanaltans-archive  asked:

henrygansey obv

[screams eternally] 

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

  • dick “cooking fail” gansey

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

  • HENRY
  • tbh though he’s soooo thirsty all the time 
  • he will do literally anything for sex
  • a whole SWAT team could be outside his door and he forgot to turn the oven off and he still wouldn’t care 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

  • this is HENRY
  • he probably has about 8000 vines of gansey just. speaking. usually about glendower or history
  • and gansey always asks him “WHAT DID I DO THAT WAS EMBARASSING NOW” and henry just [looks into camera] 
  • oh gansey. when will u learn that literally everything you do is embarrassing 

who breaks the most phones

  • i will bet you $500 that henry has an instagram feed/snapchat story of just him breaking expensive phones in increasingly creative ways 
  • gansey generally disapproves, but even he can appreciate the aesthetic of a brand new iPhone 6 being dropped into a priceless antique vase full of champagne

who dies first

  • :))))))))))))))))) i decline 2 answer

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

  • GANSEY
  • so henry always buys soy ice cream and stuff with the most martyred expression
  • and finishes every vent about almond milk with “…but at least the sex is good” 
  • which leads to gansey swatting him with the newspaper he’s reading
  • pLS

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

  • gansey thinks he’s a good kisser 
  • he’s a terrible kisser. henry teaches him [50 smirk emoji] 
  • he also thinks he can dance. henry can actually dance
  • he tries to teach gansey this too but anyone who actually thinks the scuba diver is an acceptable form of flirting is beyond hope 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

  • gansey because he always spouts this pseudo-intellectual bullshit at 3 am when henry is trying to sleep 
  • “henry-”
  • “WHaT iS IT nOw GaNSeY”
  • “what is the reasoning behind the forms that a wizard’s Animagus takes? do they get to choose their animal form or is it purely a manifestation of their personality? if so, it is very interesting how the personalization of animals comes into play in light of the psychology of the Animagus themsel-”
  • and then suddenly gansey is in the hall with a pillow and a blanket. he has no idea how he got there 

who uses the computer most

  • henry 
  • gansey is a technological dinosaur oh baby

send me a ship 

arslanaltans-archive  asked:

helen, and also henry (unsurprising choices coming from me i know)

I LOVE U 

ok so this is helen i will do henry later 

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

  • ok so helen gansey listens to the most stately dignified classical or trash pop there is no in between 
  • type A: some faves are 
  • stravinsky’s firebird suite, tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture
  • type 2: 
  • bAD BLOOD AND STYLE
  • anything taylor swift ok, our girl has a (not-so) secret crush 
  • they’ve probably slept together tbh

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

  • heLEN WHEN GETTING HIT ON BY GUYS AT POLITICAL FUNDRAISERS 
  • like they’re all these rich white dudes tryin to impress her with their fast cars and shit
  • but. helen gansey is the rEAL DEAL OKAY. SHE HAS A MFING HELICOPTER. SHE IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR RICHBOY BULLSHIT
  • so she just like. puts on her shades and casually takes a 5 min nap while pretending to listen
  • Gansey always knows and he laughs sO MUCH

the game they’d destroy everyone else at

  • did you mean: everything 
  • ok no but for real helen gansey is ruthless
  • she is the only person ever to defeat gansey at scrabble
  • not just once but ten consecutive times in a row 
  • he has been trying to beat her since 2008
  • he started crying once
  • she has video of the whole thing and she uses it to blackmail him into coming to family gatherings in DC

the emoticon they’d use most often

  • rolling eyes 
  • diamond ring 
  • polo shirt (she sends about 25 in every conversation with gansey. its also his name in her phone. literally just a polo shirt emoji)
  • that speech bubble with the 3 dots in it bc helen gansey is not taking your shit 

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

  • you literally cannot tell in public bc she is helen ok like do not question this 
  • but in private she’s all adorably grumpy and sort of rumpled 
  • and pads around in slippers with messy hair and big glasses drinking too much coffee
  • and probably lies on the couch sulking while her girlfriend (or declan) strokes her hair like a cat 
  • plS

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

  • coffee with ridiculous amounts of cream and sugar like honestly. she can clean out a bag of sugar in 2 weeks just for coffee
  • otherwise she loves earl grey with milk
  • her gf (orla. its orla) or declan consider themselves personally responsible for limiting her london fog intake
  • honestly people think she’s all fancy with her helicopter nd stuff but secretly she’s just a cute glasses and sweatpants-wearing dork who spends about 70% of her money on food

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

  • she juST FORGETS ABOUT THE POLITICS FOR LIKE. THREE DAYS
  • and lounges around listening to a 2-sided playlist (classical/trash pop) and watching Netflix and subsisting solely on coffee and strawberry Pop Tarts 
  • while casually coding like a mfing boss and breaking into every security mainframe known to man
  • like imagine. a global political meltdown caused by a early-20s girl in her sweatpants listening to Taylor Swift

what they wanted to be when they grew up

  • “the best” 
  • “at what?”
  • “everything”
  • she doesn’t even need to try she is already there tbh 
  • helen gansey is queen

their favorite kind of weather

  • overcast and foggy with a chill but no rain
  • its her favourite weather to drive the helicopter in too
  • she likes how its just her suspended in white-grey space with no surroundings
  • it’s also just a tiny bit unpredictable and she likes that 
  • gansey, however, does not
  • “HELEN WTFWTFWTFWTF WE ARE GOING TO DIE”
  • “Gansey, I know how to fly this thing don’t be such a wimp all the time”
  • “HELEN: LAND. I. WANT. TO. GET. OFF” 
  • basically gansey being a whiny drama queen while helen rolls her eyes is my favourite thinG IN THE WORLD

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

  • i am so glaD U ASKED BC (LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER TBH) IT IS K ILL ER 
  • its really low contralto and jazzy with a smooth finish
  • she never sings in public 
  • but sometimes at her apartment orla/decs will just start snapping and she’ll spontaneously break into lullaby of birdland
  • in a stark and obvious contrast to gansey, who sings about as well as your average suburban dad

how/what they like to draw or doodle

  • she’s not v good at drawing but she still really likes to do it 
  • sometimes when she’s sad or stressed she’ll doodle simple shapes like cylinders or spheres and shade them in 
  • the clean simplicity of it calms her down 
  • or the occasional cartoonish drawing of gansey with glendower inside a heart-shaped thought bubble
  • left casually around monmouth 
  • ronan really likes her after that 

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