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In case you need another reason to love the Lucifer cast, I present you The best, funniest, beautiful and iconic things from their Instagram.

dana watches lucifer (2x09)

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  • let’s do this folks
  • ooh linda is on the previously on that means more linda!!!
  • based on the previously on this episode looks lit
  • im the guy in the hot dog suit
  • nvm i’m the tour guide
  • IS THIS A BROTHERLY BONDING TOUR i love it
  • lol lucifer just takes over
  • lucifer EXPOSE HIM
  • lol amenadiel just fuckin left
  • “a literal goddess of all creation” for a sec i thought she was just praising charlotte and i was like same
  • “running or looking” is it a coincidence we hear chloe’s voice immediately after i don’t think so
  • ELLA
  • “someone really popped his cork” SHE EXPLAINS THE JOKE I LOVE HER
  • “fascinating” he looks fascinated tho
  • “unless you wanna be blamed for a four-toed brittany”
  • WHAT??? NOOOOOO
  • of course cue the theme song
  • i love when he uses his magic powers
  • maze call him out drag him
  • “dangerous duplicitous” i love alliteration
  • charlotte i got mixed feelings on ya
  • “she thinks she’s smart” UM SHE IS SHE’S LITERALLY THE BEST
  • amenadiel has some mixed feelings it looks like
  • “that is how we do it TAVANLOO” ELLA JUST SPOKE KLINGON I AM IN LOVE
  • “i cannot have you terrorize them” “i would never” 
  • i honestly love this banter and i love hearing abt all their antics aw
  • “just to be clear that wasn’t me”
  • “potentially homeless and definitely nauseated”
  • HE JUST SLAPPED THE LEG 
  • like dumbledore did to ron remember that
  • did she just kill that guy for like no reason
  • jeez this woman is hardcore
  • i kind of love her why am i like this
  • “she’s good” she IS good i love her
  • damn he just like closes the door in her face
  • DAN ESPINOZA i was hoping we could go an episode without you
  • although… he’s kinda growing on me
  • don’t tell anybody tho
  • ew were dan and charlotte flirting that’s lucifer’s mom
  • CHARLOTTE WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
  • NOOOOOOOOOOO\
  • night club is back in full swing
  • EW CHARLOTTE IS THERE :(
  • charlotte please stop lying it’ll kill me when he finds out
  • LINDA LOOKS SO PRETTY
  • “i prefer not to be defined by him” 
  • “thank you for all this… existence” charlotte is a lil too threatening stop linda is being pure and sweet
  • “i’m not telling you anything abt our sessions” YOU GET EM GIRL
  • et tu chloe?
  • “turn the music back on” OMG I LOVE HER LAEJNFIAOHI SP MUCH FEWJIAO
  • what is this stranger things “should i stay or should i go” this song is a bop though
  • THEY’RE DANCING THIS IS SO CUTE
  • I AM SCREECHINGoh no
  • oh no oh no oh no oh no 
  • no[e noepofajo no 
  • charlotte NO
  • this lucifer monologue is giving me life
  • “eva gardner threw a champagne glass at frank sinatra’s head” NICE
  • “this may disturb and titillate you”
  • “i really need your help here” “really?”
  • EW CHARLOTTE AND DAN NO NON NO
  • um lucifer ur kinda third wheeling
  • lucifer is literally ready for murder 
  • chloe is the only one who can reel him back i love her
  • “he’s so dumb” -my dad about dan 
  • he ain’t wrong tho
  • “i don’t know if it’s reciprocated” um it definitely is have you seen the wAY SHE LOOKS AT HIM
  • “no let this play out” she’s rly enjoying this part
  • amenadiel is me 
  • maze literally takes pics of his face instead of them making out
  • “they’re gonna AH AH” “I KNOW WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO MAZE”
  • “please don’t make me explain this anymore”
  • i am sorry you come here for quality reviews and this is just me spouting quotes at you lol
  • honestly tho i ship the hell outta linzikeen but this sexual tension i mean
  • lol eric is not a good liar lol
  • “i think he did it” lucifer is so petty
  • ANOTHER DECKERSTAR PIANO SCENE !!!
  • “idk if it’s reciprocated” my ass do you see what she just did for him
  • “friends help each other out” friends? okay if that’s what ur going with
  • HE’S ASKING HER OUT ON A DATE
  • of COURSE he goes to linda
  • “why is it i’m the only human who knows who you really are” bc she literally won’t believe him lol
  • ohhhhh i see what she means now
  • CHLOE IS WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR THAT’S SO SWEET
  • NO DON’T STAND HER UP :(((((((((((( 
  • NO NO NONOZSIUDNH 
  • I HATE THIS SHOW
  • ANO NONJ OIN NOT A BOMB
  • OH OKAY THE NEXT TRAILER CALMED ME
  • um that almost kiss got me like ready for death
  • guys this rly stressed me out i don’t think u realize 
Sleeping Habits, Reds

Sarge: This man truly does nothing without his shotgun. It’s always with him, even in bed. And when he has an extra bedmate? They usually end up wedged between him and the shotgun. He’ll lay on his side facing you, with his arm over you and clutching the gun on your other side. You can either be spooning, facing him, laying on your back, or laying on your stomach. Doesn’t matter. That arm stays there throughout the night. If you get up unexpectedly, he’s awake in an instant and ready to shoot whatever unknown assailant has tried to snatch you away. Often mutters angry nonsense in his sleep.

Simmons: Fetal position-type sleeper for most of his life, with frequent nightmares. When he first starts sleeping with a bedmate, he’s so nervous he spends all night wide awake. He just sort of lays in the same rigid position until morning–either on his back or side, with his arm around you. It takes him a LONG time to get used to it enough to actually nod off. When he gets more used to it, his sleeping style turns into basically him wrapping himself around you. If you try to leave, he wakes up instantly and groggily tries to debate you on why you should stay put with some of the most brilliant, nonsensical 3 am logic. Never remembers these conversations.

Grif: Developed the ability in basic training to fall asleep anywhere, and in any position– then to wake up the minute conditions in the room change (i.e., someone entering or exiting). Pretends to keep sleeping anyway, because he WANTS to get caught. Takes very frequent naps, basically whenever he has the opportunity. Pretty into cuddling, as a matter of fact. Probably way too content having someone laying on him. Otherwise likes sleeping with his face pressed into necks, or chests, or stomachs. Will hold you as close as possible meanwhile. Can be a blanket-thief, but this is usually countered by how closely he likes to cuddle. If you’re not initially cuddling, he gravitates to that. Loves the idea of falling asleep with his head on someone’s lap.

Donut: Ultimately the most independent sleeper among the BGC. He has no trouble sleeping without a bedmate, but he definitely appreciates having one. It’s always like a slumber party with him around bedtime. If you need your hair brushed/put up, he offers to do it for you (he’s VERY gentle), and you two spend the time telling each other about how your days went. Unless he’s dead tired, he likes to have little heart-to-heart conversations before falling asleep. He likes to fall asleep facing you, and at least holding hands if not outright cuddling. If you’re freshly bathed, he likes to spoon you, and stick his nose in your hair. Throughout the night, he occasionally wakes up, and fixes the blankets so they’re covering you properly before drifting off to sleep again. If you climb into bed after he’s already fallen asleep, he’ll wake half-way, and help warm you up with his body-heat.

Lopez: Doesn’t sleep. But he’ll stay by your side throughout the night–either sitting at your bedside, or laying beside you–if you want him to. He’ll make sure you’re in a comfortable position, and then once you fall asleep, he’ll switch to a power-saving idle mode so he can still notice if something disturbs you. For instance: when you have nightmares, he either wakes you up, or rubs your back until your sleeping pattern evens out again. He takes a quiet sort of joy in this set-up after a while. It warms his circuits.

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the wedding ceremony 

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RED VS BLUE AS PARKS AND REC CHARACTERS

Dick Simmons as Leslie Knope, the high strung detail oriented workaholic.
Sarge as Ron Swanson the gruff and stubborn authority figure with some odd ideas about leadership.
Lavernius Tucker as Tom Haverford, the suave ladies man (or so he says) with great potential for growth.
Agent Washington as Ben Wyatt, the intelligent and competent outsider with limited ability to deal with his crazy coworkers.
Lopez as April Ludgate, the snarky quiet one who no one understands.
Michael J Caboose as Andy Dwyer, the energetic guy who may not have a clue what is going on but damn is he happy to help.
Agent Carolina as Donna Meagle, the lady with self confidence in spades who knows what she wants and how to get it.
Frank “Doc” Dufresne as Jerry/Larry/Gary Gergich, the nice if slightly incompetent guy who everyone is mean to and/or forgets about for no reason.
Franklin Donut as Chris Traeger, the guy briming with enthusiasm… Maybe too much enthusiasm. He’s always in high spirits and it drives everyone nuts.
Dexter Grif as Ann Perkins, the one who is constantly wondering if the people they associate with are insane but keeps letting themselves get roped into all the nonsense anyway.
Leonard Church as Craig Middlebrooks, the guy who is always YELLING ABOUT SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DRIVING HIM CRAZY!!! Has strong feelings about very specific subjects and a hairpin trigger temper.
Felix as Jennifer Barkley, the one who’s all smiles and friendliness but is sneaky and clever as hell and will utterly destroy you if they’re hired to do so.