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Glow Up tips

a summer of 2k16 is a great opportunity to glow up on the asses of those who have slept on you. Hope everyone has an amazing come back and that you all get that “ they got hot this summer”


1. drink plenty of water: i knoe that this is any every “tips post” but it’ll help you maintain a beautiful complexion, fresh breath, help with weight loss, and so so so much more 


2. coconut oil: this is the shit! use it for your hair, your face, your legs ….everything. 


3.exercise: do your squats, eat healthy food. best form of revenge is a super hot body.


4. post so many selfies on social media …. make sure the photos are super dpe and look very luxurious and mysterious and fancy and work on getting more followers. i suggest you look through Russian Instagram to find poses and study selfie angles.


5. have a stunning wardrobe: you don’t need lots of money to dress like you’re rich. it’s all about how you combine your clothes together. chose neat, fshionable clothes. look up the style of olivia person an the kardashians.


6.read and watch lots of movies: get educated and informed over the summer. feed your soul with sophistication. read philosophical books or whatever kind you like . watch old movies. 


7. step OUT of your comfort zone: don’t go to bed unless you’ve done something each day that you have never done before. it’ll be a graet boost for your self confidence. i promise!


8.go out, have fun, takes lots of pictures and post them. it doesn’t have to cost much, a simple trip to the beach will do .. just flash that hot hot summer body.


9. be humble, but still, let those bitches know. 


10. meet new people and post selfies with them.


11. get a haircut or change your haircut or whatever as long as you change something, have a makeover.


12. do weekly DIY spa days: you can make your own pedi, amni, body scrub, facial masks with ingredients from your kitchen. 


13.take good good care of yourself and make sure you’re stress free and happy.


14.stay away from people who make you feel like shit.


15. avoid seeing your fake friends and stick to the passive agressive braging snapchat/IG routine.


16.gloooooow from the inside out.


may you have a very luxurious summmer .

mac’s gayest looks: a compilation (part 1)

ep 3x14: this Iconic Gay Boy created a vigilante uniform (already gay as a concept) with a tight, sleeveless black tank; not only a beret but a fucking maroon beret; and arguably the gayest of all….. suspenders, which everyone knows straight people cannot physically wear. Dare I say…… Gay Icon.  

ep 5x9: listen i have no clue what Boys Club is but it sounds EXTREMELY gay. enough said. 

ep 3x9: everyone knows that ronald “mac” mcdonald made sleeveless shirts gay, but this one really takes it to another level. the holes in the shirt? gay. especially the one conveniently showing off his tight gay abs. and then take a closer look at the red….. at first they look like blood splatters but they’re actually cowboys touching penises. plus the studded belt? mac has truly transcended to another level of gay with this Look. 

ep 2x5: AGAIN WITH THE BERETS!!!!!! WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MAKES ANY OUTFIT GAY AS HELL. combined with the skull and crossbones with a heart t-shirt… and “revenge”…. one of the gayest shirts i have ever seen. This is one of the earliest signs of Gay Mac and thus is iconic. 

The Drama Squad: The Blog

Jenna has started live blogging all the stupid shit the group does on a day to day basis. There is a lot of videos of Rich and Jake trying and failing internet challenges. There the most popular being the video of the time they attempted the condom challenge and started panicking​ before finally popping the thing. Christine posts clips of the group at play rehearsal goofing around and trying to actually get work done. Michael posts pictures of him and Jeremy on their dates and Jeremy shares cat videos. Chloe does makeup tutorials and haul videos while Brooke takes pictures of all the food she eats. She will never eat anything without taking a picture of it, yes Chloe she is taking a picture of the Nutty Bar. No, it is not an obsession.