Ezekiel: Did you know that, in medieval times, it was illegal to have sex unless given express permission by the king? So, those who were granted approval would hang signs on their door that said “Fornication Under Consent of the King,” and hence, that phrase became the word we know today as “fuck.”
Carol: I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a thing.
Ezekiel: But it’s a cool story, and look I made these cool ribbons…kinda like those signs from times of old…
Carol: It wasn’t a thing, and–were you going to try and outlaw sex?
Ezekiel: Of course not, I just thought it’d be funny.
Carol: So you reinvented the “sock on the doorknob?”
Ezekiel: …Do you want one so no one will walk in on you and Daryl or not?
Carol: *grumbles* *takes a ribbon*
Jerry: Hey, you got a sex ribbon! Congrats!
Ezekiel: Fornication Under Consent of the King, Jerry!
Jerry: Whatever, Your Highness, it’s a sex ribbon.