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ACOTAR characters as John Mulaney quotes

Rhys, about Feyre:

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Feyre, about Tamlin:

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Azriel:

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Cassian, when someone mentions Nesta:

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Mor:

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Elain:

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Nesta, in ACOFAS:

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Amren:

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Bonus Feyre during the first part of ACOMAF:

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*While fighting in a battle against Hybern*

Rhysand: I think it would make my father very happy to know that we’re doing this. I bet he’s looking up at us and smiling right now.

Feyre: Looking up?

Rhysand: Oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure.

Friendly Reminder

Rhys’ mother had to starve herself amongst other things, throughout her teenage years to try prevent herself from getting her period because illyrian sexism is so strong that she would get her wings clipped, which happened to be one of the only things in life that gave her a little happiness

*walks through my dark room without tripping on anything*

Me: it is I, High Lady of the Night Court, I am not afraid of darkness, I am darkness

Incorrect Quote #15
  • Rhysand: Come on. I didn't drink that much last night.
  • Mor: You were flirting with Feyre.
  • Rhysand: So what? She's my wife.
  • Mor: You asked her if she was single...
  • Mor: And started crying when she said she wasn't.
But it was Azriel who said, his voice like cold death,“Be careful how you speak about my High Lady.
—   Sarah J. Maas, A Court Of Wings And Ruin.
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“You’re mine, I whispered, dragging hands through his hair, down his back, across his wings” - S J Maas

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Rhysand is much better than Tamlin
  • Feyre: I don't want to go live with you.
  • Tamlin: I don't care. You're coming with me or dying.
  • Rhysand: I waited until you called for me to come rescue you.
  • Feyre: I want to leave.
  • Tamlin: I don't care, you're staying. You're mine. I'll lock you in this house.
  • Rhysand: I'll teach you how to read and put up mental blocks until the week is up...and won't lock you in a house if we argue.
  • Feyre: I want to learn how to fight.
  • Tamlin: No. That sends a message.
  • Rhysand: *shouts over shoulder* Cassian! Come train Feyre how to fight!
  • Feyre: I want to go with you wherever it is you leave to.
  • Tamlin: No.
  • Rhysand: Okay. I'll personally winnow or fly you to wherever we're going to go.
  • Feyre: I don't want to wear these dumb dresses.
  • Tamlin: Suck it up. You're wearing them. Any other clothes send a message.
  • Rhysand: Okay. How do Illyrian fighting leathers sound? Night Court clothes? You're not a doll. You don't have to wear those dresses.
  • Feyre: When we're married will I be a High Lady?
  • Tamlin: There's no such thing as a High Lady.
  • Rhysand: "She is my mate. And my spy. And she is the High Lady of the Night Court." "Not consort, not wife. Feyre is High Lady of the Night Court."

can you guys imagine in acotar4 rhysand at the wedding waiting for feyre at the altar and when she arrives he looks at her smiling and says: hello, feyre darling

omfg Im-

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Suriel: *waiting around for Feyre to appear*

*Feyre appears*

Suriel: Oh no you’ve caught me

Feyre: I wasn’t even—???

Suriel: Alright so here’s the tea and it’s about to get piping hOT sis

Feyre spying in the Spring Court
  • Tamlin: Tell me everything that happened to you.
  • Feyre: Rhysand was absolutely horrible to me
  • Rhysand (through the mating bond): You mean horribly good in bed.
  • Feyre: *tries to keep a straight face*
  • Feyre (through the bond): NOT HELPING!!!