i’ve been seeing some negative banners of some VAs and i thought “nah fam, here’s some paladins & coran VA appreciation banners for your blog (even though it’s probably been done 100 times before)”

(also tagging VAs bc they deserve to know how much we love and appreciate what they do and interacting with us fans @bext-k @joshkeaton)

Rhys,

Being cryogenically frozen for ten thousand years has left me with three things. The first, a recurring case of the sleep-chamber knees. The second, a penchant for standing up while I sleep. And lastly, your voice. A voice for which I thank the Ancients each quintant.

You know I considered myself a bit of a thespian in my youth. I once wrote, produced, directed and starred in a one-man musical entitled: “A Most Magnificently Humbled Servant.” A musical which I now dedicate to you.

Doppelgangrily yours,
Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe

Voltron: How the actors are doing

Jeremy (Lance): Quiet. Probably trying to stay on the downlow

Steven (Keith): A real cryptid. Will appear randomly on the internet in pictures of him in weird places.

Bex (Pidge): Ready to fight the antis and is doing great, all the shaladins and regular shippers are crying and rooting her on, we apologise for what you’re going through

Josh (Shiro): crying and cradling his new shoes

Kimberly (Allura): taking no shit and never has, pretty quiet

Rhys (Coran): also a cryptid, but much less spotted. Also takes no shit

Tyler (Hunk): very proud of all shaladin and regular shippers, shows this by liking art and supporting people, what a great guy

9

a short presentation on why you should watch ‘what we do in the shadows’ (◕‿◕✿)  also it’s on Netflix! ((update; apparently it’s not on Netflix anymore and I’m so sorry)) !

p.s the dvd is £4 on amazon just saying, also check out the whatwedointheshadows tumblr !!

Specific VA Treatment

I already made a general post about attacking VAs and Creators but this one is going to be Voltron VA specific. Bex will be first since you all seem to have it out for this precious human the most. 

Bex

- SHE IS ALLOWED TO POST WHATEVER SHE FEELS LIKE, she is a human being like all of us, just because she’s a celebrity does not mean she can’t use tumblr/social media like the normal human she is. 

- Stop sending her death threats for the love of god. She is a person. She has feelings like you and I. Why would anyone ever want to send a person death threats unless they were stupid or had a screw loose? (by stupid I mean you can get in trouble with the law for sending death threats you ignoramuses) 

- Stop sending her threats in general. Literally wtf. She is, once again, a person. Would you randomly walk up to someone and threaten them? No probably not. Don’t do it over the internet either. Also saying you are a minor/mlm/wlw/any other minority doesn’t get you off scott free. A threat is still a threat no matter who from. Even if its a “joke” its still a threat.

- She is also allowed to ship whatever the fuck she wants. She knows more about the show than you do so i think she has a right to do whatever she choses with regards to the show. Let her ship Plance if she wants dammit. 

- Stop calling her a homophobe. You are all dumb. She is the furthest thing from a homophobe. “She’s a lesbian, Harold”.

- idk why you all call her a pedophile. You call Sheith shippers pedophiles (which is inaccurate btw). She doesn’t ship sheith. She support people who do but she doesn’t personally ship it u dunderhead. 

- Boobs aren’t sexual objects. She doesn’t see them as sexual objects. Stop turning them into sexual objects just so you can use it as an argument against her.

Josh

- For the love of all things holy stop calling him a pedophile. So what if he likes an imaginary ship or not? 1) it’s not pedophilia, 2) it’s not real anyways, 3) you are making yourself look stupider by the minute by calling someone something they aren’t. 

- Stop sending death threats. I’m going to have to reiterate this in every section it seems like. None of you obviously have morals if you think sending death threats are alright. 

- STOP SENDING THREATS. Again another thing it seems like I will have to keep reiterating. Threatening people isn’t okay. It’s just not. You are taught this as a kid, or at least I THOUGHT everyone was taught this growing up. 

- Never involve a persons children in a situation they aren’t apart of. You are literally the scum of the Earth if you talk ill about someones child or bring them into a situation they should not be in. If someone had done that to my kid they wouldn’t want to be anywhere near me i’ll tell you that right now. A threat against a child is a threat against their parents as well. If you threaten a child you have to deal with the consequence of having a pissed off parent as well. Plus a parent has every right to come at you once you threaten their children. 

- He’s also allowed to post anything he wants. He’s a person, he can make jokes, he can have fun on social media. Stop being a party pooper.

- He is also not a homophobe. So don’t call him that.

Neil

- He is also not a homophobe so just stop. 

- don’t threaten or antagonize him. Once again not something you should do. 

- Don’t send death threats! once again a bad thing to do and against the law. 

- just stop being a dick in general to him? He’s a nice man let him live. 

AJ -

- He is precious. Stop waiting to pounce on him for anything he says you vultures (I shouldn’t say that its an insult to the vultures)

Tyler -

- let this man ship Punk (hunk and pidge) in peace 

- i don’t think anti’s have attacked him for anything else???

ALL THE VAs IN GENERAL

- Stop threatening them.

- Stop sending death threats.

- Stop policing their social media.

- Stop saying they can’t support ships just because you don’t like them.

- Stop saying they can’t ship what they like just because you don’t like it.

- Stop being dicks to them in general. 

- Stop trying to weed out info about the show from them, they have a contract, they can’t talk to you about future stuff in the show get that thru your head.

- Just stop calling people pedo’s. Dreamworks would not hire pedophiles you idiots. plus YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN THROW AROUND A SERIOUS WORD LIKE THAT WILLY-NILLY. 

- Let’s all be decent human beings alright? alright. 

6

Flight of the Conchords - 1x01 “Sally”
The point is, going out with your best friend’s ex-girlfriend while you still live with your best friend… that kind of thing would be considered a little weird here in the US. Actually, it would be quite weird in New Zealand as well.