• Vision: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
  • Tony: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
  • Peter: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
  • Rhodey: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
  • Peter: Good. Thanks, dad... Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Natasha: You just called Stark "dad". You said "Thanks, dad."
  • Peter: What? No I didn't. I said "Thanks, man."
  • Tony: Do you see me as a father figure, kid?
  • Peter: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me!
  • Rhodey: Hey! Show your father some respect!