I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel, I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
I'm not going to climb halfway over my register just to give you your change. My arm extends out as far as it goes, you can easily meet me the rest of the way. If you're just going to hold your hand barely extended from your side like some fucking T-Rex and expect me to basically climb over the counter to hand you the change, it isn't happening. I'll just hold it out until you decide to stop being lazy and reach your hand out the extra fucking foot.