My war cleric watches, bemusedly, as our Warlock hands over a dagger to a revnant. The Warlock tells th creature to stab him, which it does. The Warlock has meant to cast phatasmal force, but the revnant is immune.
Warlock: That didn’t work out as I had planned it.
Cleric (me): huh, seemed to work exactly as you planned. You gave him a dagger, said stab me, and he did. Rousing success.
Please tell us the story as to why all your subjugs were at a Chuck E Cheese in the first place. Or tell us why they would get banned from there in the first place.