What the signs are texting

Aries- Come over at 4?(:
Taurus- Ugh
Cancer- Ha
Virgo- ur lame
Libra- Heyyy!
Scorpio- Hai
Sagittarius- doesn’t text
Capricorn- Do you just want to snapchat?
Aquarius- Doesn’t even have a phone
Pieces- nope

;-; Bruh Please
  • My Mom:i don't like that band the lead singer sounds like a girl, sleeping with sirens?? What kind of name is that?
  • *roger rabbit by sleeping with sirens comes on *
  • My Mom:Oh my god i love that song see this is real music
  • Me:Really? Mom thats by sleeping with sirens

Ok folks. Marvel Crossover time. If the Boys + Kayo/Jeff had the infinity stones. Who would get what?

I reckon this:

Jeff would have the complete Infinity Gauntlet, but break its power into the Gauntlet and the gems, entrusting his kids with equal but different portions of the power. (like the Thunderbirds, Powerful but different and specialized).

Scott - Time Gem (speed up/slow down and reverse/accelerate aging. Time travel)

John - Mind Gem (Universal Consciousness, telepathy+Telekinses)

Virgil - Power Gem (Controls all power in the universe)

Gordon - Reality Gem (warp universe’s natural laws)

Alan - Space Gem (Free movement, dimensional manipulation, wormhole creation ect)

Kayo/Tintin - Soul Gem (Steals/controls/reads souls of living/dead)

I was really stuck with John and Gordon’s stones. It seems universally accepted that Gordon was told he couldn’t walk again after his Hydrofoil accident, he made himself walk again through sheer determination, so that could be a ‘warping natural laws’ kind of thing. And given John’s position as the eyes and ears of IR, he could suit that role too. But at the same time, John’s like the one controlling all the operations and Gordon - exactly how well was he able to recover from the incident? Could be siphoning the stone’s power and using Telekinesis to make his legs move?

Hehe. Thats just me talking crap. Still, loved to hear thoughts.

Avengers: Age Of Ultron

-the opening scene is Steve and Tony’s wedding and Vision is the minister (Pepper and Peggy support it)
-Ultron is actually Magneto trying to get closer to his kids
-Bucky crashes the honeymoon
-Nick Fury wears a dress for the entire movie and no one even notices
-Steve and Tony fight over what color to paint their room (Steve wants blue and tony wants white). This is what sets up Civil War
-Natasha single handedly sends Magneto back to Fox
-Evan Peter’s Quicksilver then shows up
-He and Aaron Taylor Johnson Quicksilver then have a race and they tie, causing them to spend the entire movie running trying to beat each other
-they then reverse time and end up in the 15th century
-there’s a steamy Steve/Tony sex scene
-Sam and Rhodey are also in the entire film and are also Avengers
-Clint sings a whole song about cows
-Bruce turns into a sunflower instead of the Hulk
-Natasha, Wanda, and Maria form a gang

How the bandoms came up with names:

Boys: Fell out

Mayday: Paraded

Romance: Became chemical

The Disco: Panicked

Low: Became all time

The Veil: Got pierced

Brides: Put on black veils

The Sirens: Slept

We: Became the kings

Memphis: Had a fire in May

182: Blinked

Amore: Paired

Summer: Came for 5 seconds

The Day: Turned green

Some people: Fell in reverse

The Horizon: was brought

Alexandria: Asked

Monkeys: Went to the Arctic

The Signs As Punk Lyrics
  • Aries:Don't you call my name, I will take you down. (All Time Low - Dancing With A Wolf
  • Taurus:I've lost my god damn mind, this happens all the time. (Falling In Reverse - The Drug In Me Is You)
  • Gemini:You'll slide into bed while I get drunk (Pierce The Veil - I'm Low On Gas And You Need A Jacket)
  • Leo:Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucked mother tits fart turd and twat (Blink 182 - Family Reunion
  • Virgo:I can take away your hurt, heartbreak girl (5SOS - Heartbreak Girl)
  • Libra:When your reflection in the mirror smiles back it lies you know it (Of Mice & Men - You're Not Alone)
  • Scorpio:Demons and Drugs hide in rock and roll thugs (Icon For Hire - Rock n Roll Thugs)
  • Sagittarius:If this feeling floats both ways I was sorta hoping that you'd stay (Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know)
  • Capricorn:Teenagers scare the living shit outta me (My Chemical Romance - Teenagers)
  • Aquarius:I am drowning please don't drown with me (The Amity Affliction - Don't Lean On Ms)
  • Pisces:Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door? (Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies)