reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow

Imagine a conversation between all 13 Doctors at Day of the Doctor, just before they save Gallifrey,
  • 10: Allons-y!
  • War: Oh for god sake! Gallifrey stands!
  • 4: One last round of Jelly Babies and we can start.
  • 9: Those Jelly Babies are fantastic, absolutely fantastic!
  • 11: I know, right? Jelly Babies are cool.
  • 2: Oh my giddy aunt, I discovered them. So when I say give me some, give me some.
  • 6: I wonder if we are ever going to stop talking and do what we are here for.
  • 10: Oh I'm sorry, I am so, so sorry, but Jelly Babies are more important than Gallifrey.
  • 3: *whispers to 1* I think I'll reverse the polarity of the neutron flow so they lose their taste and we can go on.
  • 1: Nonsense, my dear. Those morons won't stop procrastinating.
  • 5: I don't want Jelly Babies. I prefer celery.
  • 11: Fish Fingers and custard all the way.
  • 9: Or bananas.
  • 10: Oh yes, bananas are good.
  • 8: Who am I to talk about food when I've got a planet to save?
  • War: "Good question. NO MORE EATING, OTHER MES!
  • 4: *throws Jelly Babies at the War Doctor*
  • 8: *throws random fez at 4*
  • 10: Oh, a fez.
  • 7: Oh, a fez!
  • 11: OH, A FEZ!
  • 7 and 11: *fighting about the fez*
  • 3: *sighs*
  • 5: *cheering for 11*
  • 9: *cheering for 7*
  • 1: Am I having a midlife-crisis?
  • War: I said the same.
  • 5: We could play cricket all together.
  • 2: Or we could be a band!
  • 10: Brilliant idea. Well, that grumpy guy over there is good at the guitar. I once heard....
  • 6: He's babbling again. That will take long.
  • 1: Nonsense!
  • 2: Oh, my giddy aunt!
  • 3: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
  • 4: Care for a jelly baby?
  • 5: Brave heart, Tegan.
  • 6: Hmm, I wonder… Aha!
  • 7: Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, somewhere else, the tea’s getting cold..
  • 8: Who am I?
  • War: No more!
  • 9: Fantastic!
  • 10: Allons-y!
  • 11: Geronimo!
  • 12: DUUUUUUUUDDDEEEEEE!!! *Shreds electric guitar like a boss*
Closed starter for riversong-sigma-melodypond - Regeneration Crisis

((OOC: This is a closed starter for riversong-sigma-melodypond​))

The Doctor walked out of his TARDIS.  He looked around.  He wasn’t sure where he was.  The TARDIS certainly hadn’t landed where he told it to.  He saw a person near by.  He started to walk up, and suddenly felt funny.  He started squirming around.

“I’m….having….a….regeneration…crisis…..aghasdlkj!” he squirmed once more.  It was natural for a Time Lord to have a regeneration crisis occasionally, even outside a regeneration, and especially if that Time Lord hadn’t regenerated in a couple of hundred years.  Usually, a Time Lord would force a regeneration to avoid it, but not the Doctor, he was too fond of that face.  "Ugh!,“ the Doctor shouted, "One day, I’ll come back, one day,” he started ranting, going through his previous regenerations.  "Our lives are different to anybody else’s, reverse the polarity of the neutron flow,“ the Doctor jumped and circled around uncontrollably, "There’s no point in being grown up if there’s always something to look at if you open your eyes.”  The Doctor fell to his knees.  "Would you like a jelly baby?“  he asked.  "Where’s my celery?” he shouted.  His hands went to his head.  "10 million years of absolute power!“ he shouted, "That’s all it takes to be really corrupt.”  He got up and tried to lean against the TARDIS, only to fall down again.  "Every great decision creates ripples, like a huge boulder dropped in a lake.“  He tried to walk to a near by person and kept talking, "How does it feel, to hold back death?”  He fell down once more, “What I did, I did without choice, in the name of peace and five billion languages and you haven’t got one way to stop me.”  He looked around, confused, unsure of which Doctor he was, “Alon-sy” he said, “Hello, I’m the Doctor,” and he fell to the ground, completely knocked out.