cus i’m a massive sook and i can’t decide definitively what it would be like, so you get several
- something wonderful has just happened, something big and exciting; maybe a near-extinct species just pulled itself back from the brink. maybe a sick creature made a miraculous recovery. whatever it is, newt is overjoyed, his face lit up like a christmas tree – he spins credence by the shoulders, crowing with delight, look! we did it! and then in a flurry of excitement, without really meaning to, newt kisses him. just grabs him and kisses him right on the mouth.
for several seconds afterwards they’re both stunned. newt really hadn’t meant to, he’d been so careful not to do anything he didn’t think credence would want, not to push him beyond his comfort zone and he hadn’t even considered whether he’d look at him in that way, and he might have just cocked up quite spectacularly, and he starts to apologise – “credence, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to, i would never put you in that position-” – but credence is looking at him as if he’s just seen starlight for the first time. eyes wide and shining. that feeling of oh. there you are. and credence says, “do it again.” and he does.
- they’re standing face to face – quite close, as they often are these days, without quite being conscious of it. newt is tending to credence in some way; wrapping a scarf about his neck, or healing a scrape on his cheek he got while feeding the baby erumpents, or perhaps wandering too close to the occamy nest. credence is just watching him – it’s quiet, but comfortably.
“mr scamander?” he says, very soft, even though newt has told him a hundred times to call him newt.
“hmm,” says newt.
“newt?” says credence.
newt looks up, questioningly, and credence kisses him on the mouth, just like that. a soft, quick little peck. it leaves newt with this look of startled delight, but he doesn’t say anything, and that makes credence nervous, and he stutters, “w-was that alright?”
and newt takes his face in his hands, and leans in so close they’re nose-to-nose. “of course it was,” he says, combing his fingers into credence’s hair at the back. “in fact,” he continues, softly, “you could do it again, if you like.”
- newt kissing the palms of credence’s hands
- credence panicking thinking he’s fucked something up & automatically holding his hand out to be punished & newt taking it and just kissing it instead
- credence giving newt shy little cheek kisses to say “thank you” or “good morning” or “i missed you” or just because he can
- when credence gets kissed he goes pink and ducks his head and bites his lips; when newt gets kissed he goes bright red and gets awfully flustered and loses his whole train of thought and does a lot of blinking and “oh um gosh goodness erm where was i again”
- i need to end this post now it’s running away with me i’m sorry
If you donot have your own set of tarot/oracle cards. you can use normal playing cards instead!
Use them just like oracle/tarot cards. First charge the deck, you do this by holding them in your dominant hand and pushing your energy into them, then touch each card one by one. fan the deck out in your non-dominant hand and ask for guidance and clear readings (from who ever you want readings to be influenced by, eg: god/dess, universe, spirits) From here I like to start with a little game to make sure the cards are giving me accurate readings, pick a person you know really well, then ask the deck for a card that represents that person the best, find the meaning, and if the card is accurate you’re good to go. if not cleanse it in the moon light or under salt then try again (you can skip this step, it just lets me know my cards are accurate and it also shows me a bit of the personality of the deck) Now you are ready for your reading, you can do a simple single card draw for advise to keep in mind for the day, or a 3 card draw 1- past 2-present 3- future, there are of cause a bunch of very complicated card spreads and alot of simple once, they aren’t hard to find
Ace A love letter, or some other pleasant news (reversed: A visit from a friend) King A fair, liberal man (reversed: A meeting with disappointment) Queen A mild, amiable woman (reversed: Possibility of having been crossed in love) Jack A carefree bachelor who thinks only of pleasure (reversed: A discontented man, possibly connect with the military) Ten Triumph, happiness (reversed: slight anxiety) Nine Satisfaction, joy, success (reversed: A passing annoyance) Eight A fair persons affection (reversed: indifference) Seven Pleasant thoughts, tranquility (reversed: tedium, weariness, boredom) Six A sea voyage, good luck (reversed: sudden change of fortune) Five Dreams of great significance (reversed: jealousy) Four An engagement to be wed (reversed: difficulty in choosing between two lovers Three Trust your instincts (reversed: danger of trouble through lack of prudence) Two Great success (reversed: exercise caution in business dealings)
Diamonds (make a small mark on these cards so you can tell if they are reversed)
Ace A letter soon to be received (Reversed: a letter containing bad news) King A fair man who can be cunning and dangerous (reversed: A very great threat caused by him) Queen An ill-bred, scandal-loving woman (Reversed: she is to be feared) Jack An unfaithful friend or employee (reversed: will cause many problems) Ten A relocation of home of business, a journey (reversed: the change/journey is not for the better) Nine Delay, with resultant annoyance (reversed: a quarrel with your family or lover) Eight An attempt to make love (reversed: the attempt thwarted) Seven Satire, mockery (reversed: a foolish scandal) Six Unhappy ends to a marriage (reversed: loss of your possessions) Five Children bringing joy, prosperity in business (reversed: a unexpected financial loss) Four Trouble and aggravations (reversed: loss of a friend or a good employee) Three Disputes and arguments in the home or office (reversed: a law suit) Two A love affair or close friendship developing (reversed: scandal, loss of a friend)
Ace Joy, prosperity or god news (reversed: the joy will be of a brief duration) King A frank, liberal man, fond of serving him friends (reversed: he will meet with disappointment) Queen An affectionate, quick-witted woman (reversed: Jealousy and maliciousness) Jack A clever an enterprising young man (reversed: A harmless flirt and flatterer) Ten Fortune, success and fame (reversed: need for success) Nine A legacy, unexpected gain (reversed: a disappointingly small gift received) Eight A dark persons affection. If returned they will result in great prosperity (reversed: an unwanted suitor) Seven A small debt repaid to you (reverse: an even smaller amount received, disappointment) Six Hard work resulting in good prosperity (reversed: Hard work with little or no return) Five Good prospects for the future, a possible wedding (reversed: Plans coming to nothing) Four A change in fortune, impending evil (reversed: Sudden and unexpected bad luck) Three Wealthy connections, possibly through marriage (reversed: loss of income) Two A disappointment (reversed: opposition to your desires)
Ace An emotional relationship that could cause trouble (reversed: unexpected bad news) King The envious man, an enemy or dishonest lawyer who is to be feared (reversed: impotence, malice) Queen A widow (reversed: a dangerous and malicious woman) Jack A dark, ill-bred, young man (reversed: he is plotting against you) Ten Grief, prison, restraint (reversed: brief affliction) Nine News of a death (reversed: the death of a near relative) Eight Approaching illness (reversed: a broken marriage engagement, and offer refused) Seven Many annoyances (reversed: foolish intrigue) Six Good plans and intentions meeting with failure (reversed: lack of ideas or plans) Five Quarreling brought about by short tempers (revered: bickering, petty annoyances) Four Being passed over for a promotion, missed opportunities (reversed: jealousy and envy) Three Faithlessness in love, bitter (reversed: news of indiscretions) Two Separation, change (reversed: unwanted and unexpected change)
Hey y'all !
I made this because some people love to be absolute douche bags!!! So if your local douche bag is being extra douchey then this just might be for you
This curse is meant to fuck up five different aspects of someone’s life (depending on the cards) which can be changed accordingly
This is the first Curse/Spell I’ve ever written so go easy on me, yeah? If you do actually do this- tag me. I’d love to see it
You Will Need:
* The Tower
* The Wheel of fortune
* Ten of Pentacles
* Three of Cups
* Knight of Pentacles
* A Mason Jar
* Taglock (preferably a picture)
* Curse powder (optional)
1. Print out the Tarot cards mentioned above (you can even use a scanner and scan your own cards) and cut them out. These are the cards you’ll be using for the curse
2. Take your mason jar and your taglock. Tape the taglock on the inside of the jar’s lid.
3. Now you’re ready to start. Find a place where you won’t be interrupted and lay out all the cards in front of you
* Pick up the chariot first. Hold it above the taglock and say: “The Chariot, for determination and will power” now reverse the card and say “may you lose your focus and motivation, especially in study” now tear up the card and place it in the jar
* The wheel of fortune is next. Hold the card above the taglock again and say “the wheel of fortune for good luck” reverse and say “may your luck run dry and your path be strewn with mischances” tear and add to the jar.
* Third is the ten of Pentacles. Again, holding the card over the taglock say “Ten of Pentacles for Finance” reverse “may you experience personal financial failure” rip and toss it in the jar
* Now move on to the three of cups. Say: “three of cups for friendship and joy” next,you guessed it, reverse the card. “May your bridges burn and your heart fill with sadness” tear up that baby and toss it in the damn jar
* Lastly (thank the lord) is the knight of pentacles. Say: “knight of pentacles for efficiency and hard work” turn it upside down and continue. “ May your efforts and hard work prove fruitless” throw the shreds in the jar
Now that all the shredded cards are in the jar, throw in some curse powder or red pepper flakes to give the curse an extra kick. You can add other things like rusted nails or a tiny bit of war water etc, etc..
Close the lid of the jar. Shake the shit out of it. Let your anger bubble up and envision the target suffering the above mentioned misfortunes.
Open the jar back up and place the tower, upright, into the jar.
Close the lid again. Say: “may the tower bring the destruction you deserve”
Hide the jar in a dark place and shake it when you feel the curse needs an extra kick.
To undo this curse open the jar and remove the tower. Reverse and rip it then throw it into the jar. Declare that the curse is lifted and dispose of the taglock and contents of the jar outside. Sweep the contents off of your property and dust off your hands. Now you can cleanse your jar for later use.
Again, this is my first spell and curse I’ve ever written. If you decide to try it show me your results!!
the moment in 1.21 many happy returns where finch, in order to not upset reese with a potentially triggering domestic violence case on his birthday, tells him there’s no number and he should “go and do what you normally do when you’re not here, mr. reese”. in answer to that john proceeds to go home and forlornly stare out of the window while periodically checking his phone for any message from harold only to go back to melancholy staring when there’s no new notifs. like, does he do this every day when he’s not at the library? is he stuck in a jane austen novel? is this man okay? does he need assistance?
when john is so delighted to find out harold likes baseball because it’s another piece of the puzzle that makes him a real human being and keeps needling him to find out what his favourite baseball team is for ages and harold soon realizes that john’s covertly fishing for information on where he grew up, and instead of anger or suspicion or his walls immediately slamming down he smiles and makes a joke out of it. and they laugh together and it’s the vastest contrast to 1.05 and the scene preceding the Eggs Benedict Moment, because back then it really was all about the power play, about finding chinks in the armor. now the interest is genuine, useful benefits or no, and harold trusts john enough to believe it is and john trusts harold enough to understand he doesn’t need to know where he was born to know him. he knows things about harold now that could never be summed up in a file and that matters more.
one of the hands down most hilarious moments is when shaw offers to build a pipe bomb and finch is all :< and calls her a hammer compared to, get this, reese’s scalpel, which is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard in my life because reese wouldn’t know subtlety if it drove a gigantic truck right into him in the middle of traffic. which he’s done. multiple times. he owns a grenade launcher finch how besotted are you that you honestly believe that’s an accurate description of him?
that time harold flew a plane through a hurricane and landed it in a puddle because john was in danger like… do any of the people on this show know how to get a handle on their dramatics
speaking of dramatics, i will never forget the episode where they get a tech nerd number and finch gets on super well with her and they have their little tech nerd conversation together that reese probably understands every third word of but that at no point is in any way flirty or suggestive and yet reese interrupts them in the middle of it to huff “do you two want some alone time???” in the most put upon five year old way, only to realize that, contrary to what his raging jealousy is trying to convince him of, nothing about this situation warranted his reaction and he leaves the room without saying another word. he just straight up leaves. like, honey. finch is allowed to have human interaction with people that are not you. i know it’s upsetting but it is what it is.
never forget how the sw fandom dropped jyn like a hot potato once she was revealed to not be luke’s baby mama like they used to adore her before the movie came out and the skymom theory was at it’s peak but once that went down they started hating her which is worrying me a lot bc if rey is not luke’s daugther then i assure u they’re gonna do the same with her, call her boring and bland and all around hate her bc she’s not related to luke and i think this is a bad trend in sw fandom bc they seem to view women as valuable only bc of their relationship to the main hero, disregarding their personalities and personal stories in favour of the male hero’s story and once she is no longer needed for it or she just has no part in it they forget about her, or worse, start hating her just bc she doesn’t sleep with the hero and gives him a baby or is his daugther
to me, it seems like a lot of ppl in the fandom see luke as the only important character in the trilogy and everyone else doesn’t matter besides him, he is the one who needs to have a happy ending, everyone else? disposable pieces. ofc i’m not trying to disregard luke but many people don’t seem to realise that star wars isn’t all about luke, star wars is about multiple people figthing off evil and about hope and goodness in people and female characters are just as important as the male characters, no matter their relationship to them because a woman isn’t defined by how she fits into a male characters story
Hello everyone and welcome back for Year Two! We’re pleased to announce that this year’s Saigenos Week event will take place on the same dates as last year’s (March 20th—March 26th). Here’s our prompt list! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Day 1, March 20:
Saitama Prompt: “Until I taste the dirt of defeat someday”
Genos (AU Prompt): No Powers AU [ depowered AU, human AU, etc ]
Day 2, March 21:
OST (General):Dark Energy
Saitama Prompt: “I once was weak but now I’ve grown”
Genos (AU Prompt): Villain AU or Horror AU
Day 3, March 22:
OST (General):Sadness (Hurt/Comfort)
Saitama Prompt: “The tallest mountain started as a stone”
Genos (AU Prompt): High School or College AU
Day 4, March 23:
Saitama Prompt: “I don’t want voices praising me or an ovation”
Genos (AU Prompt): Performer AU [ actor, musician, etc ]
Day 5, March 24:
OST (General):Peaceful Days
Saitama Prompt: “I picture the future in my heart”
Genos(AU Prompt): Domesticity/Domestic AU
Day 6, March 25:
OST (General): Hero Society
Saitama Prompt: “Push on, prepare, fight fair and square”
Genos (AU Prompt): Reverse AU [ age swap, personality swap, cyborg/human swap, etc ]
Day 7, March 26:
Genos (AU Prompt): Western/Cowboy AU or Assassin/Spy AU
Here’s how it works:
Each day will have three prompts: an OST (a general prompt word or idea based on the titles of songs from the One Punch Man Original Soundtrack), a Saitama (a prompt based on the One Punch Man opening song lyrics), and a Genos (an AU prompt). You can combine them or choose the one you prefer! You can make as many submissions as you would like on any given day and interpret the prompts however you choose.
I need a reverse crush au with their personalities staying the same like
Ladybug can barely get a sentence out around chat in the beginning which makes battling more tedious than it needs to be but as they get more comfortable she can last longer than an hour around him without stuttering
meanwhile Adrien keeps flirting with marinette but he’s so playful in doing it that she doesn’t take him seriously. This doesn’t stop him from praising her designs and confidence and existence constantly though
Idk I just really love reverse crush aus but they always seem to be reverse personality as well
ALSO EVILLUSTRATOR MARICHAT IS SO AWKWARD AND PAINFUL TO WATCH THEY’RE HOPELESS