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Turn Squads: Crack Musings

Created with help from @ask-abraham-woodhull

I’m Going To Touch Everyone’s Stuff Squad: Simcoe/ Caleb Brewster

I’ve Got Serious Table Manners Squad:  Major Hewlett, Major Andre, Benjamin Tallmadge 

Everyone is an annoying shite except me squad: Richard Woodhull/ Robert Rogers

The Raspy But Extremely Pleasant Voice Squad: Washington & only Washington

I’m Manipulative and I Don’t Care Squad: Mary Woodhull/ Richard Woodhull/ Simcoe

I’ve Got Nothing To Loose Squad: Samuel/Ben/Reverend Tallmadge,  Caleb Brewster, Anna Strong

I Don’t Want To Be a Spy but I’m a Spy Squad: Abraham Woodhull/ Robert Townsend

Please Leave Me To my Business Squad: Selah/ Robert Townsend/ Robert Rogers/ Akin-Bode 

I Look Really Unattractive With a Beard Squad: Abe/ Selah/ Hewlett/ Ben (probably) 

I Look Like A Kid Without Facial Hair: Brewster 

The I should Never Shave Squad: Robert Rogers/ Brewster

I’m So Rich You Don’t Understand Squad: Peggy Shippen/King George III

Lets Have Fun and Harass Abe Squad: Simcoe/ Richard/ Mary 

The Holy Shit We All LOVE Anna Squad: Abe/ Simcoe/ Hewlett/ Selah

Your Business Is My Business: Andre/ Tallmadge/ Hale/ Anna/ Caleb/ Townsend

The We Forgot About You but You are Horrible Squad: Benedict Arnold/ Bradford/ Charles Lee

The I’m Always Cleaning up Everyone’s messes Squad: Anna/ Abigail/ Washington

I’m Always in A Messy Situation Squad: Selah/ Abe/ Anna/ Simcoe (though he loves it) 

I’m Always Doing Something Unusual Squad: Abraham

The I’ll Hard-Boil Your Eggs/ Don’t Insult My Cooking/Tavern/Inn Squad: Townsend/ Anna

The OMG I Nearly Forgot You Were Here But I Love You Squad: Cicero, Abigail, Lawrence Washington, Lil Thomas/ Reverend Tallmadge, Ensign Baker

The I Deserved To Be Loved Not Shot Squad: Ensign Baker

The I Never Hurt Anyone Squad: Thomas/ Cicero/ Baker 

The I Set Fire to Things for Fun Squad: Caleb/ Mary Woodhull

I Love Danger Squad: Caleb

Most likely to Steal Your Things Squad: Caleb/ Andre (by extension from Sackett)/ Simcoe/ Richard Woodhull

((there will probably be more. Feel free to add to this list XDDD))

“The sketch includes Oscar nominee Saoirse Ronan as Abigail Williams, Oscar nominee and Tony winner Sophie Okonedo as Elizabeth Proctor, Ben Whishaw as John Proctor, Tony winner Jim Norton as Giles Corey, Ciarán Hinds as Deputy-Governor Danforth, Tavi Gevinson as Mary Warren, Bill Camp as Reverend John Hale and Jason Butler Harner as Reverend Samuel Parris.” 

Illustration: Justin “Squigs” Robertson

Kings, "Pilgrimage"

Rev. Samuels:  Joseph Michael Lasile - a man, like us, beloved in the eyes of God… challenged, by the traits that God bestowed. Such a split can divide a man in two, but not Joseph - he lived as one man his whole life, despite the inequality, despite the hate. He took his own life not for loving wrong, but for loving too much. Some will say he died a cowardly death - but he lived a courageous life. Let’s remember that.

I love and miss this show so much.