• Me after watching "fan fiction"'s finally:HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I CAN'T! NO THANKS! WHY! *falls to knees from disbelief* OKAY I'M HAVEINg TROUBLE BREATHING! OKAY! Okay. Okay. NOT OKAY! No it's okay. This is reality now. This is what we have to deal with. This is it. Okay. Well. Okay. But like.... Holy fucking shit man.