I was at lunch with one of my cousins today and I have recently gotren glasses, and today was the first time she saw me wear them
- Her: Why are you wearing glasses
- Me: (???) Because I damaged my eyesight. I read sometimes
- Her: and by sometimes you mean every single fucking hour. See this is what happens when you keep reading long ass fanfics about two fictional people at an ungodly hour in the morning, you ruin your eyes.
- Me: but...
- Her: butts are for anal