return some videotapes

american psycho the musical sentence memes pt. 1
  • ‘ no cologne on the face ever because the high alcohol content dries out your skin, makes you look … older. ‘
  • ‘ & some things have changed. ‘
  • ‘ come on baby sell it out ‘
  • ‘ you’re my next distraction. ‘
  • ‘ she’s russian, not chinese, which is okay, it’s not great but … ‘
  • ‘ the scene where johnny depp’s blood geysers from the bed? the best. ’
  • ‘ can i get a thousand dollars in crisp fifty dollar bills? my gazelle skin wallet is feeling kind of light this a.m. ‘
  • ‘ i want it all. ‘
  • ‘ everybody wants to rule the world. ‘
  • ‘ late … for you. ‘
  • ‘ just say no. ‘
  • ‘  no, got it. ‘
  • ‘ don’t wear that outfit again. ‘
  • ‘ don’t look at me like i’m insane. ‘
  • ‘ you’re not insane … i am. ‘
  • ‘ i have a question for g.q. if all of your friends are morons is it a felony & misdemeanor or an act of mercy if you blow their fucking heads off with a .38 magnum? ‘
  • ‘ i think that’s a valid question. ‘
  • ‘ did any of you assholes read the paper? ‘
  • ‘ i finally get her to agree to give me a blowjob, but get this, she keeps her glove on. ‘
  • ‘ oh baby, baby, you’re such a card. ‘
  • ‘ you make it look oh so easy when i know it’s fucking hard. ‘
  • ‘ the impression that you make is always in your hand. ‘
  • ‘ what is he smoking? ‘
  • ‘ i showed him my fucking card! ‘
  • ‘ you are what you wear. ‘
  • ‘ get a job & a hair cut. ‘
  • ‘ it’s your favorite, darling, red velvet.’
  • ‘ blow out the candles! ‘
  • ‘ i wish to fit in. ‘
  • ‘ you are banished. ‘
  • ‘ we need to do some bolivian marching powder, like, now. ‘
  • ‘ the world is going insane & we are becoming attuned to the insanity. ‘
  • ‘ goodbye all you cunts, i’m done with these places. i’m tired of all your hideous faces. everyone of you fools is a stupid fuck. good luck. ‘
  • ‘ i can feel it coming in the air tonight. ‘
  • ‘ you can wipe off that grin, i know where you’ve been, it’s all be a pack of lies. ‘
  • ‘ we don’t have anything in common. ‘
  • ‘ i like a hardbody. ‘
  • ‘ what’s that one with the little homelss girl on the poster? ‘
  • ‘ is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my cock? ‘
  • ‘ i have to return some videotapes! ‘
  • ‘ i really hope i don’t fall asleep. ‘
  • ‘ darling, are you having a stroke? ‘
  • ‘ i want a sixteen foot tiered ben & jerry’s ice cream cake. ‘
  • ‘ if we get married, we’ll have such a wedding. ‘
  • ‘ i’m having a nightmare where you are my wife. ‘
  • ‘ i’d like a huge diamond, won’t settle for less. ‘
  • ‘ if you only knew. ‘
  • ‘ when i cut off her hand. ‘
  • ‘ i’d swing an axe. ‘
  • ‘ it’s that look in his eye that i don’t understand. ‘
  • ‘ do you take american express? ‘
  • ‘ that’s a very fine chardonnay that you’re not drinking. ‘
  • ‘ how much did you pay for it? ‘
  • ‘ i’m not a common man. ‘
  • ‘ stay up late you know things happen. ‘
  • ‘ it will hurt less if you relax. ‘
  • ‘ are you excited or afraid? ‘
  • ‘ every pleasure is a bore. ‘
  • ‘ it’s a superb movie about an axe wielding santa. ‘
  • ‘ i want a party to remember. ‘
  • ‘ i’m ready to butcher some boys and some girls. ‘
  • ‘ do you like huey lewis & the news? ‘
  • ‘ that’s the date rape drug i put in your drink. ‘
  • ‘ do you have a dog? a chow or something? ‘
  • ‘ is that a raincoat you’re wearing? ‘
  • ‘ i am utterly insane. i like to dissect girls. ‘
  • ‘ that’s fine, i used to hate iggy pop too, but now that he’s more commercial i like him. ‘
  • ‘ try to get a reservation at dorsia now you fucking asshole. ‘
MMFD Fanfic Round-Up August 21-27

(Compiled by endemictoearth)


Okay, m’dearest gang. I’m gonna level with you. It’s starting to get a bit on top of me, this side-side-blog. I absolutely LOVE the enthusiasm of the fandom for writing prompts and drabbles, but I literally felt like I was chasing after fics this week. Many many thanks to borntosik for compiling a masterpost of the prompt-inspired drabbles, which really helped! 

I’m considering a policy change going forward: If a writer wants their work included on the Round-Up, they need to tag it #mmfd fanfic or #mmfdfanfic, OR notify this blog with @mmfdfanfic - because otherwise, it’s getting tough to make this weekly post happen. Which, in turn, makes it harder to actually read any of the fic that gets posted, or to find time to write any of my own. (Hopefully, nobody wants me to devote all of my free time to finding fics instead of writing them!) (And, let me assure you, it kind of kills me to even suggest this, because I am such a completist … )

To be clear: this is not meant to be an admonition … but it has to be said, in our lovely little fan-dem people seem to be especially self-effacing, not wanting to push their stuff on anyone. I, too, am guilty of not wanting to seem too self-promotional. And it’s entirely possible that there are folks writing who don’t want to have their work catalogued for ‘posterity’ (or as close as it gets on Tumblr) … so maybe I’m making too much of this. In the past, I have gotten messages here alerting me to fics; those will always be included with updates to the Round-Up. I’m just trying to determine how best to go forward …

However, before I make any decisions, I welcome feedback from the collective. Please share this post on your blogs, so hopefully most of the current fandom writers will see this. I want the Round-Up to remain as inclusive and comprehensive as possible. (DON’T GET ME STARTED on how flaky the search function can be. Some fics show up in mobile but not on my computer, and … BLERG.)

Enough of this blather. You’re here for the links! (As ever, if I’ve missed something, let me know!!! Y’know, if that wasn’t clear from the above. :D )

Thanks, m’dears!

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@14000romances – No Bark in the Park

bitchy-brokenThe Full 7 Minutes

borntosikChristmas ThoughtsLittle by Little Pt. 12 - The Morning After

crystalgiddings1993A Day as a Nelson Pt. 2 - Thinking Out Loud

@denaceleste – Drabble 1 - Drabble 2

emmatationsforallOption One Pt. 4 - Cruel Twist of Fate Pt. 1 - Pt. 2

endemictoearthStarted as a drabble now we’re here

@flirtmcgirt – Switch Points Ch. 3 - Ch. 4 - Ch. 5 - I Have to Return Some Videotapes Pt. 1 - Pt. 2


happyfrasersPuppy Love - True Colors Pt. 1

how-ardentlyChoose Your Own AdventureCotton Candy - Drabble 1 - Drabble 2 - Drabble 3 - Drabble 4 - Linda/Karim drabble

idontliketalkingtoanybodyNice but Unexpected Pt. 4

ililypopA Model’s Life

isthistherightwayround – Destination Australia … ? Pt. 2 - Pt. 3 - Pt. 4

jackiewalsh2013She’s Perfect

janedoefromhereLate for the Debrief

kneekeytaDrabble 1 - Drabble 2 - Drabble 3 - Drabble 4 - Drabble 5 - Drabble 6 - Drabble 7 - Drabble 8

lametwentysomethingJust a Bad Dream

mydiaryofemusLike Waves Ch. 6 - What If? Pt. 1 - Pt. 2

@nenita78 – Fate Pt. 1 - Pt. 2

snakemindedA New Beginning Ch. 4


tinakeggUntil You Called

ultimate-sliceChizzy prompt - Rae and Finn prompt - Rae and Finn prompt 2 - Rae and Finn prompt 3

anonymous asked:

What are your favourite MMFD fic's that you have read?

Oh wow, I have lots of favorites! So many, basically everything, I just love all the fanfic I can get my eyes on! lol. So instead I will Rec you some fics,  HERE is list of ones I rec’d before and I will add a few here,  

@emmatationsforall Link to fics HERE I really love Slow Burn

@emu4ever Link to fics HERE Loving, A Song for You (wip)

@carpe-libris Link to fics HERE I love Serendipity and Erase and Rewind :D

@endemictoearth Link to fics HERE I’ve read her most current one, Exactly, countless times already. But I do re-read Under the Tunisian Moon a bit. 

@flirtmcgirt Links to fics HERE I Have to Return Some Videotapes (wip), and Babies, Beer and Banter :) 

@ililypop Link to fics HERE Love Mr. Nelson and You Again.

@mirandasmadeofstone Link to fics HERE Healing Ink and Airwaves Duel are must reads. 

@bitchy-broken Link to Fics HERE Being Friendly and Insomnia I reread a lot. xD looove

@tinakegg Link to fics HERE I really love the Carnival Series.

@how-ardently Link to fics HERE Sexy Party Drabble makes me feel are warm and fuzzy. 

@isthistherightwayround Link to fics HERE Destination Australia (wip) stoked to see how it ends.

@darlingdiver Link to fics HERE The Station and The Roundabout, I just re-read them and just happy siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh :) 

@ducky17 Link to fics HERE Marketing for Love and 30 Weddings, I just adore.

Honestly, there are so many, we have a mass amount of talent this fandom. its all soooo good. And I wish I could list them all but that would take time I just don’t have, lol, I wish I did! But I love it all, and these are a few that came to mind, but this is in no way a comprehensive list. 

Thanks for the interest Anon!


MMFD Fanfic Round-Up September 4-10

Another prolific week! I worked on it sporadically this time, and am hoping I got everything, though I’m not chasing things down. If I have missed out a fic, please let me know, and I’ll update this post.

Enjoy, everyone!

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becauseyouarestrongHere Comes Your Man Pt. 6

bitchy-brokenI Hate Camping

borntosikDo You Wanna Play Games, Finn Nelson? - Vloggers at First Sight Pt. 4

crystalgiddings1993The Chase Pt. 1 - Pt. 2

emmatationsforallCruel Twist of Fate Pt. 6 - Pt. 7 - Pt. 8 - Pt. 9 - Pt. 10

emu4everStood Up Pt. 9 - The Next Chapter Pt. 17

endemictoearthFall into the Gap

@flirtmcgirt – I Have to Return Some Videotapes Pt. 4 - Switch Points Ch. 7Lust in the Supermarket

happyfrasersTrue Colors Pt. 3 - Pt. 4 - Shooting Stars

how-ardentlyCookies - Prompt #10

ililypopMr. Nelson Pt. 2 - Pt. 3

isthistherightwayroundDestination Australia … ? Pt. 8 - Pt. 9

janedoefromhereLate for the Debrief Pt. 7 - Next Year

kneekeytaDressed in Red - Ribbons and Bow Ties

@mirandasmadeofstone – I Slipped and Fell

with-my-fingertipsSticking Together


Don’t Go Away on (Thanks i-dream-of-emus for the tip!)

Stand By Me by huffee-hugsandcoffee