retardable

Tu sais quand je t'ai appelé ? Tu te souviens, je voulais te parler. Te dire que j'étais désolée, et je le suis encore. J'ai fait des erreurs, pleins, une tonne. Je m'excuse, pour tout, j'ai pas su être là quand t'avais besoin de moi, je voulais me rattraper, t'emmener vivre, te faire chanter de joie. Mais je crois que c'était un peu trop tard peut-être, c'était très tôt le matin ou très tard le soir mais au fond c'étaient mes excuses qui étaient en retard.

@comrade-butterfly I guess I should’ve reiterated for the joy sucking retards that we’re still having sex just not actively trying to conceive now because GASP my husband wants the best for me and our daughters, not to fuck around behind my back 🙄 my bad for trusting and respecting him I guess

purplegirlsblog  asked:

DO U SERIOUSLY COPY THE CHERRY BUNNY?! U ASSHOLE COME UP WITH YOUR OWN DAMN IDEAS THATS JUST BULLSHIT I'd UNDERSTAND If you signed it off to her but u don't and that's just RETARDED! Jesus fucking Christ For real you children I swear to god

Now she say to u that’s “I copy”’ dude I have 2 years my blog but she 6 mouths and See my art because of her I delete my 5 oc of her because she stole -

A Giant Rant on Self-Diagnosed Autistics

Dear retarded teen,

Please stop taking the things from my mental disorder that are considered “cute/quirky” to make yourself look special or important.

I’m mainly referring to stimming and special interests. Let’s start with special interests, shall we?

You can’t have tons of special interests. “But I do” you cry. Well, do you know why Autistic people have special interests? Sometimes minor changes such as moving between two activities, can be distressing so Autistic people stick to one or two subjects. Keeping that in mind, why would an Autistic person have more that one special interest? Is it maybe because it sounds more “important” than hobbies? Hmmm.

Now, onto stimming. This is the one that pisses me off the most.

Stimming is not cute, stimming is not fun. Stop turning stimming into a trend.

I keep seeing posts of people stimming. Most of you are so clearly thinking that’s it’s cute and quirky. It isn’t, it’s abnormal and something done to cope.

It calms us actual Autistics so we can calm down and focus on what we need to. Stop romanticizing it, thanks.

Call out post bc im grossed out

@imagines4columbiners Why do you act like a retarded inbred, product of incest, clueless disgusting child? You’re fucking 16, older than me…. writing rape imagines of two dead mass shooters and idk whats worse? Your age or the fact your parents haven’t tried to suffocate you in your sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I know im not the only one who thinks you need serious mental help, or maybe your parents were just brother and sister.

To the kids who stare blankly at empty screens where text messages and emails should be,

To the kids who hear time and time again that they’re not alone but you’re drowning in the overwhelming feeling that you are, in fact, alone,

To the girls who are called fat and ugly because you’re not a size zero and your face isn’t perfectly symmetrical,

To the boys who have your masculinity questioned constantly because you care about more than just sports and sex,

To the kids who have learned to feel ashamed of the color of your skin or the way your facial structure is laid out,

To the kids who worry constantly about what tomorrow holds because for you it’s more than a math test or facing your crush,

To the kids who are called ugly, faggot, loser, retarded, fat, worthless, unwanted, unloved,

I love you. And that’s just one more reason to keep going.

Surprise Road Trip

Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Filth Smut

Summary: Jungkook likes how your lips curl around that lollipop, but he’d like them better on him.

Word count: 5,536

A/N: You might want to have a fresh, clean pair of panties handy.


You chuckled as you got out of the car, but quickly stopped as strong chilly night wind blew across your face, sending a deep shiver through your body.

“Woah…” you shuddered, regretting your stubbornness about leaving without a coat.

Completely on a whim, you and your boyfriend decided to take a quick vacation just the two of you. After a nice warm bath together, you thought you both well deserved a private vacation, so without his managers and his group mates knowing, you packed a small bag and left in the middle of the night. Luckily, tomorrow (or today since it was about quarter past midnight) his schedule was empty and you planned to be back by the afternoon the next day, perfect time to escape to a resort on the country-side of Korea.

You shivered your way to Jungkook who was reading the instructions on the rest stop’s gas pump, a frozen red finger to his lips. You crashed onto the side of his body, wrapping your arms around his right arm. He smiled and looked down at you.

“Give me your coat.” you said, tugging at his sleeve.

He giggled devilishly.

“What did I tell you before we left huh?” he said, sliding the arm you weren’t clinging onto out of his coat. “But noooo! Noona won’t listen to me.”

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