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anonymous asked:

Could you please do some date headcanons with Urbosa, Link, Mipha and Zelda?

Urbosa (ugh my leading lady, how I love her)

1.You want fine dining? That’s what you’re going to get from her

2.This lady got charms, compliments left and right!

3. She’ll either take you to a nice resturant in her town, fine wine and all

4. Not only is she a wonderful fighter, but a fantastic cook as well

5. Home Cooked meal dates are more her thing, usually picnicking on the roof of her home

6. Or somewhere in the knook of the village for ultimate privacy

7. Talks with her are just a delight, never a quiet moment without it being irritating

8. She’ll most likely wanna put the moves on you, but looks for clues if it’s alright

10. If completely enamoured with you, she’ll confidently ask for a kiss

11. Holy cow, her kisses

Link

1. He style of a date is hunting and then rock climbing the highest point

2. Adrenaline rush, anybody??

3. Climbs near you in case you fall

4. He’ll picks up herbs along the way

5. Once at the point of the cliff he whips out this makeshift cooking pot

6. He, of course, carried the game and prepped it

7.Doesn’t understand your uncomfortable look, how does he skins it with ease WTF

8.But boy, he looks so happy there with you

9. While the meal cooks, he will sit right next to you

10. The silence is very welcoming, especially as he wraps an arm around you

11. BUT THEN

12. The dork will play music with a blade of grass

13. It is the most tone deprived thing ever, but he looks so cute playing it

Mipha

1. This girl will probably rely on you for date ideas

2. She’s nervous her idea are too wet

3. Once you assure her that you don’t mind, she suggested taking you to a secret place

4. She’ll have you ride on her back to get there, as the tunnel is long and you’ll most likely drown

5. SHE IS A REALLY REALLY FAST HOLY CRAP

6. Has taken you to a cove LITTERED in crystals, little holes in the earth light everything

7. She’ll tell you how she found the place, shocked cause you didn’t think she’d explore

8. If you cut yourself accidentally on a crystal, she makes the biggest fuss

9. Doesn’t allow you to walk anymore even though she healed it

10. Starts fishing for a meal, but of course coming you are alright

11. Gives the biggest smile ever if you enjoy her fired cooked green gills.

12. Both of you giggled playing with the cove’s echo

Zelda

1. This date will start out really awkward

2. She’s trying a little too hard not to be herself 

3. Ignores a lot of things in the wilderness that fascinates her 

4. Her worst fear of it being is actually coming true, you tell her you’re bored

5. Set her straight, tell her it’s alright

6. She’ll feel bad, but start easing up

7. OH IS THAT A DARK GODDESS STATUE- glances at you pretending not interested still

8. You will have to take the initiative to look over the statue

9. She’ll follow like a chick apologizing profusely

10. Will have to start asking her about it

11. THERE SHE IS, Zelda’s eyes lights up and her knowledge pours like an encyclopedia

 12. Date is MUCH better as she starts getting excited and can’t shut up

13. It’s okay, her rambles and excitement make the whole date

anonymous asked:

Headcanons how would Katsuki act in a relationship

  • tbh he would be jealous if anyone even breaths around his s/o
  • would defend the shit out of them so watch out
  • isn’t the type to flat out say “i love you” but would do little things like occasionally take out the trash or ask them about their day, that kinda stuff
  • smooches everywhere, anywhere. literally. 
  • would have dates anywhere his s/o would want but prefers somewhere fun and exhilarating, like arcades and carnivals and amusement parks that kinda jazz. but wouldn’t turn down an offer his s/o makes like going to a resturant or someplace formal 
  • will be really caring and can notice when his s/o is in a bad mood when they’re alone
  • occasional flustered katsuki when his s/o says something sweet out of the blue

apositivegirl  asked:

For the otp ask (?): creamsicle (im trash im sorry), #6, 7, 8, 9, 10 & 13 :) thank you!

sure cutie :3

6. Who builds a pillow fort?

Freddy, and he laughs so much at Larry’s confused reaction!

7. Who plans the romantic date?

Larry knows well what Freddy likes or doesn’t like, so he usually plans everything. He prepares a lot of surprises for the kid, like “Get dressed and let’s go, i wanna show you something” and he actually takes him to a fancy resturant or to the movies!

8. Who likes to play with the other’s hair?

Larry /loves/ Freddy’s hair. He combs them in the morning, before going out or to work, and he plays with them everytime he can.

9. Who calms the other down when the other has a nightmare?

Larry calms Freddy everytime he has nightmares. He doesn’t know the nightmares are about him, because Freddy’s a cop, and he can’t stand the thought of losing Larry, or to be killed by him…

10. Who wants their dog to sleep on the bed with them?

Both. They’re, like, “are you sure it’s hygienic?”, then they’d look at the dog and they’d just laugh.

13. Who makes the first move to cuddle?

Freddy. He always seeks affections in various ways, like putting his head on Larry’s lap while he’s watching tv, hugging him from behind while he’s making breakfast…


thanks a lot for asking! :3

TalesFromYourServer: Sir, I warned you, we don't refund the wings.

Hi everybody! Friendly neighborhood homo-barkeep here! Its my day off and I decided to tell yall this story from Saturday.

As Ive said, my bar has some small food items. One of these is a hellish recipe the owner made for hot wings, theyre amazing, but they will kick your ass if you aren’t a spicy food fanatic. Luckily, we have three levels: Hot Wings, Fire Wings, Hell Wings. The first two arent that bad but the Hell Wings are so hot they have to be prepared with gloves. I dont know all of what the owner puts in, but they marinate for 2 days in their sauce. They are painfully hot if you aren’t used to spicy foods(they make some people sick). The owner requires we warn anyone who orders them.

Anyway, we got a drunk guy at the bar who asked for a menu. So I toss him one and after a few minutes he calls me over and asks for the wings. I go through the spiel:

Me: Sir, are you sure about that? These wings are extremely hot. And once you have ordered them I cannot refund them. I can just give you one to let you try it.

Drunk Guy: Just gimme em. I aint no p***y

I send his order back to the kitchen and I go back to my job. His wings come up and I bring them over with ranch, blue cheese, and thousand island. I decide to walk over to the resturant side and retrieve a glass of milk just in case. I get back about two minutes later. And I am greeted by an always funny sight. A drunk guy, red in the face and sweating, thumping his leg, while a vein threatens to blow out of his forehead. I set the glass in front of him and he takes a drink, swishes it around and swallows, he repeats this drink by drink with the whole glass(I guess he is experienced with hot foods.) and slams the glass down(rude).

He’s panting but no longer red in the face. I look at his basket. He ate one wing and didnt touch the sauces(LPT: when trying wings at a new place, have your first bite with some sort of dip.). He doesnt seem to have any complaints so I go on with my night eventually taking his uneaten wings.

Eventually he flagged me down for his tab I print it out and bring it to him. As soon as I hand it to him he points at the wings on his ticket.

DG: you need to take those off.

Me: [oh this is gonna be good] was there something wrong with them?

DG: yeah they were too spicy.

Me: oh, well sir, I warned you about that when you asked for them. I also told you I can’t give refunds on them.

DG: BUT I ONLY ATE ONE!!

Me: and we had to make 15 of them.

DG: TAKE THEM OFF MY BILL OR I WONT PAY.

Me: sir, I cannot take them off and if you do not pay I will call the police.

He opened his mouth to argue but instead opened his wallet and counted out 67 dollars and told me to make sure to get his change. I didn’t care about the lack of tips. I was happy to have him gone. And I got free wings out of it.

TL;DR- I warned him they were spicy and I couldnt give a refund. Spoiler: he didn’t get a refund.

By: Michael_Ceras_Pubes

Person A and B are polar opposites and hate eachother with a burning passion. Their banter and arguments are legendary at their school, the duo destined to be enemies to the grave. One night, C is out on a walk (with D, or whatever) and catches A and B in a resturant together. A hands B roses and B blushes and C’s eyes widen so wide at B’s smile and C bursts into the resturant and sees the table they were at a second ago, empty.

The next day C is telling everyone but nobody believes poor C, becoming the “boi who called wolf.” Fast forward to graduation and A and B are making out and for the next 50 years, C is screaming,“I told all of yoU. [Person D] YOU OWE ME $20.”

BTS Reaction to another member accidentally outing your relationship

Anon requested:  I love everything you write, you’re very talented! Could you maybe write BTS reacting to another member accidentally outing your relationship (kinda like in the reaction you made for a birthday surprise where someone mentions someone’s girlfriend on a live vlog or something)?

Wow was it difficult for me to find different ways for this haha but thank you for requesting this! It was fun to do this :)


Jungkook (Taehyung): You both knew Taehyung didn’t mean to do it, he also didn’t know the cameras were right behind him when he let your name slip out of his mouth. He was getting ready for a show when he saw Jungkook’s phone vibrate on the table in the dressing room, he thought he was alone so he called out to Jungkook like he would normally do, Jungkook would be right outside the door in hearing distance. “(Y/N) text you about tonight, Jungkook. Do you want me to text her back for you?” Taehyung would call out as he unlocked Jungkook’s phone. Jungkook’s voice would instantly call back, “Yeah, tell her I’ll meet her for dinner at the restur-” Jungkook’s voice would die down once his eyes landed on the cameras behind Taehyung, he’d quickly clear his throat and look back at Taehyung who was looking at him curiously. “Tell her I’ll meet her there.” 

Originally posted by taewithkook



Taehyung (Rapmon): The boys love VLive and try to do it as often as they can to communicate with their fans. Namjoon outed your guys’ relationship pretty early on, you two hadn’t been dating longer than two months when Namjoon mentioned your name while Jimin had pointed the phone at the two of them. Namjoon was talking about something when he saw Taehyung smile, he knew that smile and that’s when you were mentioned. “You’re thinking about her aren’t you, my boys in love!” Namjoon would cheer and laugh when he realized the camera was still on him. Taehyung’s eyes would widen and so would Jimin’s when he heard Namjoon mention you. Your name was never mentioned directly but sooner or later you two had to make your relationship public.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas


Jimin (Jin): Jin was usually a lot more careful when it comes to these things, plenty of the boys had hidden relationships during their three years in BTS, Yoongi, Namjoon, himself even but he just let one little interview mess that up. The interviewer had asked if any of the boys were seeing anybody and that’s when Jin made a move that he should’ve just done behind cameras. He instantly nudged Jimin and Jimin would just shove him back as if telling him to shut up, but the interviewer noticed and asked Jimin about it. Jimin can’t lie, he knew it, you knew, the boys knew it, hell, all of the fans knew it and he couldn’t help but let out a huff of breath, laughing at the situation. “God she’s going to kill me when I see her.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong


JHope (Jungkook): BTS would be on some popular talk show when Jungkook let your guys’ relationship slip out. Someone would ask the boys who is the oddest couple they’ve seen together, whether it be on screen or off screen. Jungkook without thinking would crack a laugh and say you and Hoseok. All the boys would snap their heads to him and he’d be slightly oblivious to what he said. “They don’t really act like a couple they just goof aro-” Jungkook’s words would stop as Hoseok jokingly pulled him out of his chair and tried to drag him out of the room to stop him from talking and Jungkook would just laugh at his hyung’s behavior only then realizing that he just outed his relationship.

Originally posted by lostinbangtan


Namjoon (Yoongi): What’s worse than having your relationship outed and your fans finding out hours later? Having your relationship outed and having your fans find out within three seconds. The boys were just joking around on stage when Yoongi laughed at something Namjoon said and then mentioned your name. “You’re talking like (Y/N) now! Oh god you’re turning into her.” Yoongi laughed but knew what he had said instantly. Namjoon froze for a seconds and just gave an awkward chuckle. The fans at the concert instantly started chanting ‘Who’s (Y/N)?’ and Namjoon knew there was no getting out of this one. “Uh, wow didn’t think this is how I told everyone, thanks man.” Namjoon laughed while walking past Yoongi giving him a tap on the stomach. “(Y/N) is my girlfriend and we’ve been dating for a while now.”

Originally posted by donewithjeon


Yoongi (Jimin): All the boys would be filming something for a new video for their youtube channel when Yoongi would be texting you, they were on break but the extra film of what they do would just be put at the end of the video like always. Yoongi would be to into the conversation the two of you were having when Jimin nudged him and made a comment, which, whether he knew it or not outed Yoongi and your relationship. “If you quit texting your girlfriend and listened hyung you’d know that we were done for the day.” Jimin would joke around and Yoongi’s head would instantly snap to the camera and his phone would lock and fold in his hands instantly hiding it as if what Jimin said wasn’t true. Jimin wasn’t paying attention to the camera but Yoongi sighed and new no matter what you two were going to go public.

Originally posted by fullfangirling27


Jin (Jhope): Hoseok would have a selfie stick in his hands and would be recording himself when Jin thought it’d be funny to scare him as if he couldn’t see him on the phone connected to the stick. Jin would jump and yell out, “God is that how you scare (Y/N)? I don’t know how she deals with you.” Hoseok would chuckle but soon stop when he saw Jin stand up straighter and his playfulness would disappear. “You really just outed my relationship.” Jin would say, he’d have a straight face looking at Hoseok and then the camera before walking off. Though he wasn’t mad at Hoseok he just wished it hadn’t have to come out on social media.

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Relax(Fem!ReaderxNewt SMUT)

Omgawd! U should do a romantic first time with newt x reader(u know da thing xD) …Maybe they go on a date and later go home to his apartment, and it gets a little intense. If u do imagines I hope u would consider it ;) thx in advance :3

Hehheheehehehehheheheh

I MADE A MALE VERSION BECAUSE THE GAYS DESERVE SMUT TOO

Warnings-SmUT(giddy up ;) 


Newt was currently pacing around in front of your office with flowers. He wanted to ask you on a date but man was he nervous. He knocks on the door and you open up the door. You smile widely at the adorable man standing in front of you. 

“Hello Newt, So what do I owe the pleasure?” you ask. 

Newt pulls the flowersRe out from behind his back, “Would you like to go out to dinner tonight?” Newt asks. You take the flowers and smell them. 

“Newt, love. We’ve been dating for months now. You don’t have to be so nervous or be so formal” You tell him. 

“Well yes I know but, I still get very nervous around you. You’re very intimidating” Newt admits. 

You giggle and ruffle his hair a little bit. I’ll see you tonight Newty.” You say. Newt takes you to a lovely muggle restaurant. It was beautiful, you dressed up in a simple black dress with matching heels. 

“Newt, I love this but tell me, why something so, so magnificent. I really don’t deserve this” You say. Newt reaches across the table and takes your hand. 

“Darling, of course you deserve this. I know how stressful work can be, I thought this could relax you” Newt explains. 

Newts fingers tapped lightly on your hand. He couldn’t help but noticed the light above you cast shadows on your cleavage and the dress you wore hugged your curves just right. Newt blushed at his own thoughts and let go of your hand. The waiter came to take your order and you and Newt ordered. You noticed his voice was a little shaky. 

“Newt, what’s wrong?” you ask. 

“Um Nothing love” Newt replies. 

You nod your head but made a mental note to talk about it later. The conversation between you two was lively and sweet. Newt rambled on and on about his creatures, you loved seeing the passion in his eyes as he told stories about them. He ran his fingers through his hair and bit his lip. It was something he always did but it always made you weak at the knees. He was adventurous and enticing how could you not fall for him. Not to mention a gentleman. 

“This was a wonderful evening, I don’t want it to end” You say as you and Newt exit the resturant. You had Newt’s coat wrapped around your body. 

“It doesn’t have to, we can head back to my apartment if you like” Newt offers. 

“If you don’t mind” you reply. 

Newt takes your hand and goes into a hidden alley and pulls out his wand apparates to his apartment. It was a warm and cozy little place. Newt walks off to his bedroom. His case with rope on it in the corner. It slightly resembles the Hufflepuff common room. You take off his coat and hang it on a nearby chair. You take off your heels and rub your feet. 

“Hey Newt…” You trail off as you look up. 

Newt walks out only in his trousers and white shirt. His hair is slightly messy and his shirt slightly unbuttoned. You stared gaping like an idiot. He looked so…delcious. Oh what it would be like to run your fingers through his hair and unbutton that shirt. 

“Y/n Would you like some tea?” Newt’s voice breaks you from your dirty train of thought. 

“Y-Yes, sure” You reply. 

You stand up and walk behind Newt. You wrap your arms around his waist and put your head on his shoulder. Newt jumps at your contact and then calms down. 

“Oh, it’s just you” Newt says relieved. You turn your head and press your lips on his neck. 

Newt tenses at your contact, “U-Uh Y/n, What are you doing?” Newt asks nervously but also excited. You continue kissing his neck, applying more pressure. You reach your hands down and settle them on his belt. 

“Are you okay with this love?” you ask. 

“Very” Newt says. 

You smirk and turn him around. You unbutton his shirt at a teasingly slow pace. You trace his scars lightly and leave kisses all over his chest. 

“Oh y/n” Newt moans out. You raise your eyebrows at Newt. 

“Didn’t know you were so vocal Scamander” you tease. 

Newt takes your hand and leads you to his bedroom. You push him down on the bed and straddle his waist. You undo his belt and Newt eagerly kicks down his pants. 

“Easy there tiger” you joke. 

“I don’t even know what a tiger is” Newt says cheekily. 

You roll your eyes and lightly grab his crotch. Newt bucks his hips needily against your hand. You lean down and kiss him passionately. Newt’s hands roam your back. He starts to unzip your dress when you stop him. 

“Y/n” he whines. 

“Later love, let me show you how much I love you” you whisper in his ear. 

You pull down his boxers and run your hands along his dick. He whines at your touch. You smirk and bring your lips to his head. Your rub your hands at the base of his cock and take more of it in your mouth. You suck hard and grab his balls. Newt lets out a loud moan. You start bobbing your head and Newt whines and grabs the sheets in his hands. 

You look up and see Newts face full of pleasure. You smile in your head and start moving faster. You felt Newts dick twitch in your mouth. You pull off his cock and kiss back up his body. 

“Why did you stop” Newt whines. You laugh a little and kiss his jaw. 

“We’re not done yet love” you whisper. 

Newt’s hands go back to your dress. He unzips it and you let him, his eyes roam your body and he licks his lips. He unhooks your bra and brings his hands up to your breasts. he squeezes and brings his plump lips to your nipples. You moan as he bites and licks at your nipples. 

“I need you” Newt pants. 

You lean and plant a heated kiss. Newt’s hands travel down and take off your panties. You get a condom from the desk next to you, rip it off and put it on Newts dick. You guide his cock into your wet pussy. Moans filled the air as you start to ride Newt. Newt grabs your hips and raises his hips to meet you. 

You looked down to see Newt panting and sweating. This turned you on more and you picked up the pace. You felt Newts cock twitch inside you. You went as fast as you could, Newt grabbing at your breasts and admiring you. 

“Y/n, I-I'm” Newt starts but he wasn’t able to finish his sentence. 

He was too lost in pleasure to even think. With one last hard bounce, Newt cums into the condom. You follow him after you let him ride out his orgasm. You pull off of him and lay next to him. 

“You are one magnificent person Y/n” Newt pants looking at you. 

“Glad you enjoyed it, You deserved it” you say. Newt wraps his arms around you and pulls you closer. 

“This was supposed to be your night though” Newt says. 

“Oh it was definitely my day Newt” You reply 

“I love you” you murmur into his chest. 

“I love you too, more than you could ever imagine”


Can anyone find me some Holy water? 

anonymous asked:

Can I request for MC who have no sense of direction, wondering the rfa plus saeran reaction when they found out MC get lost on their date? Thank you :D

i love this bc omg!!!!! lol sorry, only jumin is date thingy (i wrote it on my phone), i hope you like it anyways <3 <3

jumin

-you two were supposed to meet at this very fancy resturant, and even tho jumin had tried persuading you to let him send his limo, you had refused. it was just around the cornor after all

-you agreed to be there 18:30/ 6:30

-you leave in very good time, half an hour before. when it really only a five minute walk

-so 10 mintues passes and you figure you’re just walking really slow

-but then 20 minutes passes, and you’re pretty sure you’ve passed that sign before

-ain’t no problem you think. still have plenty of time.

-jumin calls you at 19:00/ 07:00 bc where tf are you? are you okay? did you forget?

-so now you have to tell him how you somehow got lost and have no idea where tf you are.

-you read the street sign aloud for him…and it’s literally only 1 block away from the resturant

-after that, jumin never lets you walk anywhere alone again


zen

-“babe, i forgot the lunch you made me, do you mind bringing it with you?”

-zen had to meet early that day, while your work hours were still the same (being his manager and all)

-it should be an easy walk, you had walked it countless times with zen. everyday for about 8 months now. you’ve never walked it alone tho

-you were definetly going the right way, there was the cute little vintage shop! and the florist!

-you didn’t remeber it being so long tho, guess time passed quick when you were with zen!

-your phone rings in your pocket, and you’re met with a very worried zen

-“babe where are you? are you okay? you left an hour ago, right? it’s only a 20 minute walk?

-“im on my way?? i think?? its only 20 minutes? uuuh”

-zen just snorts at that and asks you to send him your cordinates via google maps.

-comes pick you up on his bike and is bewildered about how tf you managed to go in the opposite direction???


yoosung

-is suprisingly good at finding his way, and is often the one leading the way whenever y'all get together and has to find some specific cafe

-(probs a fucking cat cafe, by jumins and sevens request. when zen sees he just turns on his heel and is gone withing 0.02 secs)

-ok but you are at disneyworld together and you two got seperated in the crowd

-and so you decide to meet by cinderellas castle

-except yoosung has been waiting for an hour now

-you call him and admit you have no idea where tf you are

-he’s asking what you see around you, and so you describe it to him and he just about dies of laughter

-you’ve somehow managed to walk around the castle, different route each time, about 20 times.

-it honestly makes him a bit happy that he’s the one to lead you around.


jaehee

-same

-imagine her getting lost in the c&r building, so that jumin has to send bodyguards with her to prevent it lmfao

-you two NEVER get anywhere on time because of that

-it has been numorous times that you two have had a cinema date or dinner plans and you had cancel

-tho jaehee will never admit when you two are lost, and you’re the one who has to put your pride aside and get either seven or jumin’s peeps to come get you

-jaehee gets kinda grumpy everytime, but it’s nothing kisses and tickling can’t solve and her trying not to smile or laugh is the most adorable thing ever

-watching zens musicals at home and cuddling isn’t half bad either

-everytime you have to go to rfa meetings, seven or jumin (s drivers) will come pick you both up.


707

-soo you two are out stargazing on some hill, and you thought you’d get more blankets from the car

-after 10 minutes seven was like?? the car is just behind that tree

-you’re not by the car? so maybe you went to do ya thing

-he waits by the car but after 5 minutes his phone lights up with the name “bae♡♡♡”

-“seven? where are you??? i think im lost??”

-he checks your phones location trough screams of hysterical laughter
-it doesen’t help that you’re close to tears when he finds you.

- he’s trying his very best at comforting you, but everytime he thinks about how you got lost it send him into another fit

-you have to drive home because it would be very unsafe to let seven drive at his hysterical state

-he builds a gps in your robot cat and have you take it everywhere with you

-“seven! care to explain why the fuck the cat splurted water in a guys face when he asked for my number???”


saeran

-WHAT IF YOU GOT LOST IN THE PROLOUGE WHERE HE SENDS YOU THE ADRESS IM CRYING

-“is there a lock on the door?”

-“which fucking door this is the middle of a forest?

-ok ok happy after ending sae is ths best sae

-finds out when you want to go to a ice cream parlor with him, and he lets you lead the way because you’re so excited

-but then you lead him in the wrong direction and he doesen’t have the heart to tell you right away

-so you both end up taking a detour, saeran gently nudging you in the right direction

-your proud expression when you find it makes it worth it tho

-insists on going everywhere with you after that.


V

-took you on a shoot once

-you trailed right behind him but still somehow managed to get lost

-he only lets you come with him on shoots after that, if you hold his hand the entire time or if your otherwise bound together

-honestly thinks it’s the cutest thing ever, and you look like a little duckling trailing behind him

-which results in lots of pictures of you and helluva lot of kisses
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