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20 Years Ago

“20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.”
“Sir, if you’re not going to order anything, please leave.’
“I’ll order something.”
“Ok, what would you like?”
“Jobs, hope, and cash.”
“Sir, this is a restaurant. We serve food and drinks.”
“20 years ago we had Steve Restaurant, Bob Food, and Johnny Drinks.”
“What the fuck? I highly doubt anyone was ever named Steve Restaurant.”
“Oh, yeah?”
The man flashed his driver’s license.
“Steve Restaurant! Wow! I stand corrected. Now would you like to order anything, Mr. Restaurant?”
“I’ll take some fries.”
“How would you like them cooked?”
“With love.”
“We’re out of love. Would lust work?”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…no.”

189: All papers in order

Last week Nintendo did a little goof and accidentally allowed Paper Mario: Color Splash to be playable way ahead of time. It seems several characters from the series got out to have a meal.

By the way, Nintendo, if you ever decide to make a remake of The Thusand-Year Door (or just port the original to the Virtual Console), then I will purchase it in a blink.

Just sayin’.

Also sayin’, you guys should totally support me on Patreon, so you can read my webcomics ahead of their official release.