rest chat

Flirtaus :- This is it. Thanks for playing Outcast.

BTS (soon after):- releases vids on vlive ch+ (bts) , new bts game with eng subtitles, HOBI’s HIXTAPE IS COMING !!!!!

Me :-

  • Lance: Let's both just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
  • Keith: Okay, whatever.
  • Keith and Lance: One, two, three...
  • Lance: ...
  • Keith: ...
  • Lance: Well, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us!
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six bookmark designs from the stream 

nine and a half hours oh boy

thank you to @crescentmoonrider, @arodote, and anyone else who stopped by and hung out with me during the stream!!! twas a ton of fun drawing these and dicking around in the chat haha

til next stream ;)

bts as dads: myg

dad!bts au: kim seokjin | min yoongi | jung hoseok | kim namjoon | park jimin | kim taehyung | jeon jungkook

  • one little girl, the mini min, the light of his life, his muse, his best friend, his everything
  • min yeona, 3 years old
  • when i say yoongi’s daughter is his best friend i mean his Best Friend
  • has the pout™️
  • takes her everywhere with him honestly and it doesn’t even bother her because her dad is also her best friend and her role model and her idol and she loves spending time with him
  • she loves imitating her dad and doing literally everything he does but in her own kiddy way and it’s so adorable?? yoongi clutches his heart everytime??
  • like whenever yoongi’s drinking an american yeona has her own little cup of honey water or something or if yoongi’s playing piano, she’ll be playing on her little electric keyboard or if yoongi’s wearing a leather jacket yeona has her own little matching one and she truly is the mini min
  • speaking of which
  • i have this headcanon that yoongi loves to play dress up w his daughter or child
  • probably in the same way that tae is willing to buy and dress his children in anything and everything the gucci kids section has to offer
  • like yoongi just likes making her look stylish as shit
  • like he could be dressed in sweatpants and and old t shirt not giving a fuck to go the studio but he’s decked out mini min in a silk bomber jacket and jeans and sneakers looking fly as shit
  • they have matching oversized scarfs
  • calls herself min smartie
  • stagename: spice
  • “i wanna be just like daddy!!”
  • looooooooots of studio time together
  • like sometimes you drop her off after school and yoongi will already have layed out a little blanket on the floor with some snacks and a coloring book and games for her to play with
  • he may or may not have installed another little desk opposite his with a little sound board and computer and games and a swivel chair just her size
  • she’s not very high maintence like just being in the same room as her dad is enough time spent w him for her
  • she might just be in the background chilling but yoongi is always watching her and takes little notes on her body language as critiques on his music
  • like if she’s sitting on a chair and swinging her legs to the beat he just smiles because yay his little girl likes it
  • or if she kind of sways her head to the music or sometimes she gets up and dances and that’s the best reaction
  • because if mini min doesn’t like the track, the track gets scrapped
  • sometimes he’s more direct and asks her and i feel like she’s really honest with him people always say that kids love whatever their parents do, but if yeona doesn’t like something yeona will tell you
  • “no that’s too slow daddy, i’m bored” “no that sounds funny daddy i don’t like it” “ooh i like that one i like the drums make it louder daddy!!!” and yoongi listens to her every word (and the other producers think he’s crazy for taking production advice from a literal child but yoongi doesn’t give a single fuck, her approval means everything)
  • is constantly showing yoongi new things she’s learned when it comes to music
  • “daddy look at what i learned how to play today!!”
  • and she’s always showing yoongi “new” music and even though he’s already heard he always plays along and tells her she has better taste in music than he does
  • there’s no way you can’t tell that she’s yoongi’s daughter i mean she’s exactly like him
  • she probably takes lots of naps in the studio too but that’s not at all the reason why yoongi bought a kumamon beanbag and a bunch of fluffy pillows and blankets and put them aside nope that was for him totally
  • yeona knows when not to bother her dad but i feel like if she’s really sleepy and it’s been a particularly long day sometimes she’ll go over to yoongi’s chair while he’s mixing beats or something and just kind of sit herself on his lap and make herself comfortable
  • sometimes she tries to stay awake and yoongi teaches her about the buttons on the soundboard
  • but sometimes she just wraps her small hands around his waist as much as she can and falls asleep
  • (yoongi loves when she does that the most)
  • of course yoongi and yeona have matching headphones what else were you expecting
  • he carries her everywhere like physically carries her in his arms at all time this is his princess we’re talking about here
  • will write songs about her (will pull a beyoncé and feature her on a track)
  • the boys’ kids probably all spend a lot time with their uncles, but i feel like yoongi’s kid would be most fond of hobi and jimin
  • because uncle jimin feeds her addiction to sweets and buys her lots of character plushies and always plays with her
  • uncle jimin the cuddliest and spoils her the most (and uncle jimin has fluffy hair that he lets her braid)
  • and because uncle hobi lets her into his recording studio and they always mess around and he knows all the buttons to make her voice sound all funky
  • sometimes hobi saves the recording tho and sends them to yoongi when he’s having a hard time and just opening a file of his little girl singing one of their songs and hearing her giggle at the end of the track is all he needed to get over his writer’s block or whatever it was that was bothering him
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@maris-art-portfolio and i have collabed!! she did this adorable sketch and i lined and colored it! mari is super talented and super kind i had a blast working on this piece with her <33 (she is amazing please check out her art)

here’s the other half of our collab!

Somewhere in the Early 1900s
  • Scotland: ... who's that?
  • England: this is America.
  • Wales: and this one...?
  • England: this is Canada.
  • Northern Ireland: and those two...?
  • England: that's Australia. Next to him is New Zealand.
  • UK Siblings: ...WHAT DID YOU FEED THEM?? HOW DID THEY GROW SO QUICKLY???
  • Jimin: I caught a cold.
  • Jungkook: Then go to bed and rest if you're sick
  • Yoongi: I'm sick too
  • Yoongi, looking at Jikook: of your cute shit
  • Sara: HOLD THE FUCK UP
  • Liam: o shit wat
  • Cora: wat happened pathfinder
  • Drack: -distant grandad chuckling-
  • Vetra: probably doesn't even look up tbh let's be real here
  • Peebee: is mysteriously missing again where even is she god damn
  • Jaal: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING, RYDER

Interviewer: “Who amongst you will be the best boyfriend?”

Jin: “I’m a very caring person and a very good cook and of course,they’ll get to see my beautiful face everyday. So I think I’ll be the best boyfriend.”

Taehyung: “I have a very playful personality, so I’ll keep them entertained always. That’s why I’ll be the best.”

Suga: “They’ll have a swaggy boyfriend as me. What could they ask for more?”

Namjoon:“No, maybe they want someone intellectual who could solve all their problems. So, I’ll be the best.”

Hoseok: “Maybe they want someone who can make them laugh. So, I’ll be the best.”

Jimin: “I’m a very sweet and caring person. So, I’ll be the best. You can ask Jungkook if you want.”

Jungkook: *facepalms*

Rest of BTS: *facepalms*

While,

Interviewer: “WHAT?!”

Bang Pd-nim: “WHAT?!”

Rest of world: “WHAT?!”

Aliens in outer space: “WHAT?!”

And,

Armys: “WE FUCKING KNEW IT!!”

  • Taehyung: Hyung wake up!
  • Yoongi: What? This better be important!
  • Taehyung: It is! I need you to scold Jungkook for me he won't listen to me.
  • Yoongi: Why?
  • Taehyung: He stole my last cookie! I was saving it! It was going to be the Guinness World Record for oldest cookie and he just ate it!
  • Yoongi: *Rolls over and pulls sheets over his head*
  • Taehyung: If you go back to sleep right now you are dead to me!
  • Yoongi: Good thing I'm already dead inside.
  • Taehyung: Why does nobody listen to me?
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(//The class has a group chat where they talk and send memes sometimes. The bakusquad is the meme squad…. except Bakugou. Kaminari is the biggest memer in class and… also the biggest meme with the “yayyy”. The class has their own original memes👀)

For context: I’m a brand new DM that found a premade 5e campaign on Roll20. This campaign doesn’t provide how to get from section to section so I had to wing it. My group consists of an Elf Wizard (Quarion), a Hafling Rogue (Luna), a Human Cleric (Dara), and a Hobgoblin Sorcerer (Rasxif).

Me (DM): You all make your way down to the docks of Parabor to charter a ship to take you to the lair of Vixthra. There you meet a dwarf.
Rasxif: I greet him in Dwarvish
*Negotiation ensues via private chat*

The rest of the party is milling about waiting, as none of them speak Dwarvish.

Quarion OOC: I start to juggle small fireballs to pass the time.

Me as Dwarf to Rasxif: I do not trust your friend with his fireballs. My ship is wooden. He will burn it down. If he comes, we tie him up belowdecks.
Rasxif: Deal.

*After negotiations are done*
Rasxif OOC: BTW, what is this dwarf’s name?
Me: uuuhhhhhh….. Jeff. It’s a family name.