respect your mom


“ My ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I reccieved my name and my life’s blood: Lorelai Gilmore. My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn’t do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be… as she guided me through these incredible eighteen years I don’t know if she ever realized that person I most wanted to be was her. “

Yoi concept:

Whenever someone in their ice skating gang (Guang Hong, Leo, Phichit, ect) hangs out with Yurio, they’ll refer to Viktor as “your dad” and Yuuri as “your mom”, respectively

Yurio gets so fucking pissed every time, so it kind of becomes a meme within their friend group

Cue Yurio accidentally calling Viktor “dad” once, and everyone else flipping their collective minds. Phichit takes a thousand pics of the occassion

Yurio never lives it down

  • Wendy: Thanks dad...
  • (Entire group goes silent)
  • Wendy: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Wickerbottom: You just called Wilson your father. You said “thanks dad.”
  • Wendy: What? No I didn’t, I said thanks man.
  • Wilson: Do you see me as a father figure, Wendy?
  • Wendy: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me!

Chelsea’s getting emotional because she’s happy about the new baby, but she doesn’t want Aubree to feel left out. That’s a true mom.

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part One):
  • "I already know what tube socks are."
  • "If you're practicing seven hours a day, you get good."
  • "Let's talk about marriage vows."
  • "Who should I murder?"
  • "The respectability of your mom has yet to be established."
  • "I used to have 100% control of the temperature, now I only have 80% control, therefore I'm oppressed."
  • "God and I are on the same page."
  • "Spit in my hand."
  • "Is this how we're supposed to use our brains?"
  • "Give them candy when they do the right thing."
  • "Screw this, I'm starting over."
  • "Eenie, meenie, miney—forbidden."
  • "Don't murder anyone."
  • "Just YouTube it, okay?"
  • "Nice blinking, dude."
  • "I put the ladder on a trampoline."
  • "I LIKE my kids, but I REALLY like my dogs."
  • "If your best self includes a bladder that is unpredictable, then I can live with that."
  • "What did I get in trouble for again?"
  • "You're standing there, naked and alone..."
  • "Nope, no kids here."
  • "One time I got so mad I threw a bar of soap at a dresser."
  • "I gasp and squish first and then go, what was that, later."
  • "It's a great time and you won't get mugged. Probably."
  • "I can't wait to learn about morals."
  • "It's like a rave but with organized dance."
  • "I'm not about to give you parenting advice—no, yes I am."
  • "Do not let that word cross your lips."
  • "I'm too tired to talk to you right now."
  • "What do you have against Spongebob?"
  • "We agreed not to euthanize each other."
  • "I'll pee my pants next time."
  • "I wanna mug someone who's a challenge."
  • "Can't you just be obedient?"
  • "Now everyone's seen you dance naked."
  • "I'll use the context clues."

Okay. I am so sick of teachers thinking they can act like my momma. If you did not physically push me out of you, then don’t fucking yell at me as if I was grounded. Also, teacher’s shouldn’t ever call me Miss Priss, whatever the fuck that means, I am nothing but respectful and then they go and get unnecessarily rude. Another thing that pisses me off is that they feel the need to touch me. Like, they’ll start getting in my face and then they grab my shoulder or lower back, it makes me uncomfortable and it really makes me mad.

What the SU fandom needs to realize
  • Bad part of the fandom: Garnet is black omg if u don't say she's black ur a racist and no white people can cosplay her!!! PoC representation!!!! But black ppl can cosplay pearl uwu <3
  • Garnet: An alien, black coded based on her looks, can change her looks at any given moment if she wanted to, has a red color scheme that became more purple when she refused, is a rock
  • Jenny: A human, black, very much black, can change her appearance like any other person, but still will be black because she was born that way, still very black, will be black for her entire life, an actual poc
So many people ignore kids who've suffered abuse of any kind.

We’re all just whiny teenagers who exaggerate.

We just want attention.

Yes definitely, that’s it you’ve caught us.

“But your parents seem so nice?!?!”

“They’re your parents you have to love them!”

- No you do not have to.

“Respect your mom and dad.”

- No, give respect where it is deserved.

anonymous asked:

I'm in need of some advice. I met this guy, he's 23 and he seems to be amazing but he's 5 1/2 years older than me. I never saw age to be a problem but my mother seems to think this isn't right I'm really torn on this... I don't want to defy my mom.

Hi, hello, howdy. 

I personally don’t think 5 ½ years is a big deal…
However (and this is a biggie) and you are 17 you are still a minor and you must obey your mom’s orders. End of story amen hallelujah goodbye and goodnight. 
Otherwise, it’s really up to you whether or not you pursue this relationship. 

If this gentleman treats you well, is kind to, loves the Lord, and is a respectful human being your mom will see that. And I’m quite confident she will appreciate that. 

If you’re serious about pursuing this, talk to her (gently and kindly.) Sit her down and explain to her why it’s a good relationship to pursue (that’ll make you think about the relationship, too.) 
Ask her why she doesn’t feel like it’s a good idea (be prepared to hear some answers you’re not going to love.) 

My dad and step-mom have been married for 11 years. They are in a precious, wonderful relationship and they get along swimmingly… even with a 13 year gap. 

Sometimes age just is what it is. 

Talk to her. Pray about what to say to her. Don’t defend, explain. 
Best of luck my friend. 

-31Women (Ansley)


i don’t think you’re overreacting honestly. he seems like a HUGE jerk and he could probably at least try to pretend to be respectful to your mom’s side. and i’m sorry to hear that :(

you could maybe confront him about it some time if he doesn’t really seem like he’d freak out at you for any backlash? idk 😪

thank you. u_u <3 he’s like the worst human being. and i’m barely even scratching the surface on how much of a jerk he is! like sooo disrespectful to mom’s side. my mom’s filipino and he would get mad at her for watching filipino channels on the tv? or he’d get mad at her for talking in tagalog with my family because he couldn’t understand? 

i used to try confronting him when i was younger but he’d just get mad at me and he’s the reason why i hate confrontation tbh u_u very terrified of even being around him? 

motherly instincts
  • china: dont forget your paperwork
  • japan: yes mom i know
  • china: and eat your vegetables
  • japan: i wont forget
  • china: and take your medicine
  • japan: okay i will
  • china: get good grades
  • japan: im not even in school
  • china: do your homework
  • japan: im not in school???
  • china: dont you sass me young man
  • japan: mom pls everyone is looking at us
  • china: i broUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD
  • china: I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU
  • japan: YOU FOUND ME
  • japan: MOM NO
  • japan: MOM PLS

My version of the extended theme from Steven Universe. I really love this song and I was so excited to learn it! Thanks for watching! 

(PS: rebeccasugar please hire me I love to sing thanks.)


My mother can be very strict and independent.  She always yells at me when ever I joke about not doing homework (when I actually do), gets on my butt for not doing chores, and sometimes lectures me about why I will end up alone and won’t yield her grandchildren.  She is the reason I sometimes doubt my faith, and causes me stress almost every time I see her.

However, I really love this woman.  She has taught me how to be the person I am today, with a focus on the future and career. She has helped me choose a major and even though she isn’t really into religion, has accepted my choice of a private christian college.  She is the one who has developed my taste in fashion, reminding me that I will grow up to be a man, and I won’t be a teenager forever and I should dress like I want to impress.  She never refuses to take me places (as I am working on my license problem). Most importantly, she is always there to talk to.  She gives me the hard advice, letting me know when I’m being naive and stupid.  She is the best mom I could ever ask for.

I love my mother.

(Picture taken during Church Tea Party. Isn’t my mom gorgeous?)