resident idiot

doors in survival horror/horror vidya
  • Silent Hill: The door is rusted shut. It also has no knob and isn't real. None of these doors are. What, did you think we'd let you in any of these doors? Fucking idiot.
  • Resident Evil: This door requires an absurdly specific key only obtainable by doing an absurd puzzle. Why is everything in this building fucking locked?
  • Resident Evil 4: Just kick the door in half. You don't give a fuck. Fuck this guy's house, it's my house now.
  • Haunting Ground: Go print out some words on a stone printer. They're like keycards. But rocks.
  • Rule of Rose: Some little fucker is going to shut the door on you. What a prick.
  • Dino Crisis: I hope you like scrabble.
  • Dino Crisis 2: It seems that someone misplaced a large vehicle into this door. Go find a key in a pond to open the other door.
  • Fatal Frame: Hey I hope you like doing silly puzzles because here's a clock, go ahead and input that time you read about earlier.
  • Left 4 Dead: I mean, yeah, that door opens, but the hunter behind it isn't going to make things easier for you. Oops, it was just a horde.
  • Penumbra: Well that door's right fucked, innit? You see those boxes over there? You know what to do.
  • Amnesia: Same as above but with Mr. Struts on your ass the entire time.
  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: If it's a locked door, you're gonna need a keycode. Hope you're ready to fight the burer behind it. The pseudogiant, too.
  • X-COM: There's a lobsterman behind that door. Don't open it. Don't even open the sub door. There's lobstermen out there. Time to leave.
  • Cryostasis: You're going to have to go into some guy's memories and make it so that he doesn't get dead to get through this door. Or maybe a bear's memories. Awesome.
  • Lifeline: OPEN DOOR. OPEN THAT DOOR. OPEN KITCHEN DOOR. OPEN DOOR. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR AAAAAA JESUS CHRIST RIO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU OPEN THE DOOR
  • Echo Night Beyond: Look through some really slow moving cameras until you figure out what you need to open the door, then proceed to immediately make a mad dash for the items while a ghost of a little girl kinda jogs towards you in an apparently immensely threatening fashion because your heart rate is literally breaking 300 bpm whenever she's within 3 feet of you.

American Idiot, both song and overall album, has some of the cheesiest and most seemingly specific-to-that-time lyrics, and yet… is so relevant to our current political disaster, possibly more than it was in 2004

it stands with “Eve of Destruction” in “super-dated and yet really, not at all, protest song that I keep revisiting in our real-world dystopia”

Haikyuu!! Novel Volume 5: Before Our Representative Playoffs - The Blazing Dodgeball Highschooler Bokuto “Dodge” Koutarou (Summary)

Bokuto. Dodgeball. Team Fukurodani vs. Nekoma. What can possible go wrong? 

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“I’ll be watching you…” 👀

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Got7 in the police force

Mark - the dog handler you think is a cinnamon roll until he sets his pack of loyal bitches on you:

JB - the dad-cop everybody in the neighbourhood knows who comes to crash all your house parties and make sure you’re not wearing socks with holes in:

Jackson - the extra as fuq SWAT ninja. Always ends up having to pay for damages:

Jinyoung - the keen-to-please-if-you-ask-for-a-report-I’ll-give-you-an-autobiography officer:

Youngjae - the soft soft traffic warden. An actual marshmallow:

Bambam and Yugyeom - the resident idiot rookies. No one knows if they’re actual morons or just faking it for the lolz:

the sawamura eijun fanclub

characters: miyuki kazuya, okumura koushuu, kuramochi youichi, furuya satoru, haruichi kominato
theme: CRACK. sawamura eijun love.
- i have no regrets. who are the other members in this club? i’m certainly one.

“What’s this.”

“Exactly what you think it is.”

“I don’t know what to think about it, honestly.”

“Why don’t you open it and see for yourself?”

“.. a wolf mask? And.. Is this a joke.”

“I assure you, it’s not.”

Sawamura Eijun fan club? Why am I given this nonsense.”

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Prompts: “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” & “I adore you.” && “You’re not allowed to do that.”

A/N: Okay so I should be studying right now but this idea hit me in the face out of nowhere. I hope it was okay that I was combining a few of the prompt requests I’d received! If not, please let me know and I can accommodate :)

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Its only been a few days since Riley Matthews moved to the hustling and bustling city of Greenwich Village, New York. Its the start of her junior year and surprisingly she’s already made a few friends on her first day at school. Maya, Farkle, and Smackle had taken a liking to her almost instantly– which she was ever so grateful for.

Surprisingly, they weren’t the only ones who had taken an interest in the pretty brunette. Ever since she crossed paths with the school’s quarterback the other day, he’d taken quite a liking to her. They had first met when he accidentally hit her with a football in the hallway when he’d meant to pass it to Zay. 

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