residence life

Telling your residents to keep quiet during Quiet Hours.
  • 1st try:Hey guys! Y'all sound like y'all are having so much fun. Do you mind if I close your door? Thanks! :)
  • 2nd try:*knock knock* Hi! It's a bit loud in here. Let's try to keep it down. Thanks! :)
  • 3rd try:*kick down the door* LISTEN HERE, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS!! IT'S QUIET HOURS AND YOU ASSHOLES DON'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. SO EITHER SHUT YOUR FUCKING CUM HOLES OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BUILDING!! PERSONALLY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! BUT DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK IN HERE AND HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP BECAUSE ITS TOO FUCKING LATE AND IM TOO FUCKING TIRED TO DO THE FUCKING PAPER WORK!!! Thanks! :)
Residents not understanding the role of the RA

“Can you do my laundry?”

“Can I get a wake up call at 6:00?”

“My mom is pissed over nothing, could you talk to her?”

“There’s a used tampon in the shower! Get rid of it!”

“The toilet is clogged…can you fix it, please?”

“Hey, I have a question - so this morning when I was going to the bathroom I noticed a really odd colored dischar-”

Being an RA and being in Walmart at almost midnight is tough.

I was in the checkout line at Walmart when I saw some residents from my building in line with a case of beer each.

They saw me.

I saw them.

We locked eyes.

They got nervous and tried to explain: “Uh. We aren’t going back to campus with this. We’re going to a party off campus.”

My response: “Does this look like a residence hall to you?”

Them: “… no?”

Me: “Drink responsibly. Bye.”

Incident reports are not happening tonight. Not happening!