rescue me single

“So how fast do you think she can go?” Lance asked as he finally turned away from the vast space before them.

“Honestly,” Shiro started in and rested a hand on an upper console of black’s cockpit to lean a bit better over Lance’s shoulder, “I can only answer that as really, really fast. I’m sure there’s a speed gauge somewhere. If only I knew Altean.”

“Because you definitely need to know in case you get pulled over by a space cop,” Lance laughed before dropping his voice to imitate someone with authority, “‘sir do you know why I pulled you over? No? You were going thirty thousand in a twenty thousand asteroid zone. Wait a minute! Aren’t you the escape convict!? Isn’t this the emperor’s lion! I’m takin’ you in!’ “

Shiro laughed at that cracking a wide grin, “least I know if that does happen and I get taken in like that I’ve got a rather handsome blue paladin to come rescue me.”

“Mhmm every single time, babe. You know it,” Lance grinned cheekily a faint blush dusting his cheeks and ears.

“Mmm my hero.”

So I ran with that idea I had awhile ago about Shiro letting Lance sit in the black lion’s chair as a way of wooing him. So here it finally is! I had a ton of fun with the backgrounds and I hope you guys enjoy these little things I post about this au now and then.

  • Rescue: Adopter must have a fenced yard!! BUT the dog must not be left in the yard by itself!!!!
  • Rescue: Puppies under 6mos must have a care taker with them at ALL TIMES. NO CRATING EXCEPT OVERNIGHT.
  • Rescue: No tie outs!!! No chains or ropes!!
  • Rescue: Yearly home checkups required!!!!
  • Rescue: $50 application processing fee!! Note: Does not guarantee you application will be accepted!!!
  • Rescue: A signed note from your landlord and veterinarian!
  • Rescue: Two additional references required!!
  • Rescue: Dog and any other dog in household must be spayed or neutered!!! No exceptions!!
  • Rescue: Proof of puppy kindergarten or obedience classes required!
  • Rescue: Our dogs are pets!! They do not like to work nor do the jobs they were bred for!! :/
  • Rescue: No small children in household please!
  • Rescue: Oh and were gonna reject anyone under 25 too :)
  • ...
  • Me and probably a lot of other families who would love to adopt: Fuck it, i'm going to a breeder.